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He's in bed

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2008 10:29 PM

bed, boy, commendable, god, mother, night, prayers, precocious, rabbi, replied, six-year-old

Replies: 0
Views: 933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 10:29 PM; by Rodgera

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Don't Argue with Children!

Started by wheelinround, 7th March 2008 04:09 PM

argue, beat, blood, boy, buy, children, class, commandment, copy, drawing, feet, girl, god, impossible, jonah, kittens, missing, mother, persuade, photographed, physically, position, replied, run, shes, swallow, teacher, thy, upright, whale

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:04 AM; by funkychicken

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Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

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At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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Car Wash

Started by Rodgera, 16th February 2008 03:41 PM

arrow, boomed, business, car, choir, church, clouded, customers, finally, god, idea, money, oclock, poster, poured, printed, putting, rain, raise, read, rinses, saturday, scheduled, sign, singers, skyward, special, trip, wash, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 03:41 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

chicken feathers

Started by WoodJunky, 11th February 2008 09:03 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, school, sit, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 09:03 PM; by WoodJunky

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The post office

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:54 PM

addressed, christmas, day, days, dear, dinner, envelope, franked, friends, glow, god, landed, letter, money, nice, office, official, pension, post, postmen, raised, read, rest, round, simply, sorting, thinking, touched, warm, £96

Replies: 1
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:58 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

To anyone with kids

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 04:40 PM

adam, aspirin, cake, children, day, eat, eve, father, forbidden, fruit, god, gods, grandchildren, kids, killing, makes, mothers, piece, raising, replied, reward, shut, sit, sixteen, spend, talk, telling, trouble, walk, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:54 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

2 Zebras

Started by munruben, 17th January 2008 03:46 PM

apologies, bear, black, day, god, hope, joke, mind, night, offend, pray, replied, replies, responds, stripes, talking, understand, white, zebra, zebras

Replies: 2
Views: 1,020

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 06:58 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Beautiful Explanation of Death

Started by wheelinround, 16th January 2008 07:02 AM

afraid, angels, beautiful, christian, death, die, doctor, dog, door, examination, explain, explanation, fear, feet, fly, friends, god, inside, lies, lift, master, meant, peace, quiet, quietly, remembering, sprang, trouble, trust, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 09:41 AM; by munruben

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

David in the antique shop

Started by munruben, 6th January 2008 08:32 AM

2000, accidentally, antique, breathes, broken, calm, david, egyptian, god, hundreds, knocks, owner, pieces, relief, running, scene, screaming, shop, sigh, smashes, store, urn, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 08:32 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Engineer

Started by MICKYG, 3rd January 2008 08:36 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

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JOKES

Think About This When You Have a Cup of Coffee

Started by Barry_White, 5th December 2007 04:22 PM

adds, coffee, concentrating, cup, cups, disguises, dresses, drink, enjoy, eyeing, fail, god, happiest, instinctively, jobs, life, live, money, people, person, position, professor, provided, quality, quietly, remember, rest, richest, simply, speak

Replies: 7
Views: 2,079

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:12 PM; by fred.n

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Suposedly true but lifted from elsewhere

Started by malb, 1st December 2007 07:12 PM

bathroom, body, bottom, butt, cold, covered, foot, friend, glued, god, hair, half, hoo-ha, hot, kids, lifted, melt, normal, pull, sealed, shut, strip, strips, stuck, suposedly, toilet, true, tub, water, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:43 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Moses

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th November 2007 07:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 07:17 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Save my marriage. With pictures

Started by Loosescrew, 6th November 2007 08:23 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, pictures, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

Replies: 32
Views: 5,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2007 10:49 PM; by Tas_Dean

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Colonoscopy comments

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:27 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

God talks to Adam

Started by munruben, 17th November 2007 08:24 PM

adam, arm, beautiful, cost, creature, enjoy, god, hard, hmmm, hmmmm, leg, rib, smart, talks, wife, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 01:05 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Moved: Save my marriage.

Started by Loosescrew, 7th November 2007 12:38 PM

cam, creak, glued, god, happen, internal, marriage, mopped, save, screws, slide, stairs, started, team, walk, wife, wooden

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2007 09:02 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Vegitarian Story

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:44 AM

,,,o, ahead?well, boxer, breakdown, brothel, cauliflower, cuppa, doc, doctor, door, easier, fuss, god, guy, hands, lump, moment, nervous, night, shaking, shower, son, sprout, story, tea, understand, vegitarian, verge

Replies: 3
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 12:06 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Visit to the Docs #2

Started by Dusty, 28th October 2007 01:12 AM

announces, attractive, baby, bowel, cancer, changing, check, chick, doc, docs, doctor, doctors, god, guess, head, instruments, joy, late, months, nappies, pregnant, shakes, time, twenties, visit, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 01:12 AM; by Dusty

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JOKES

abalone shell

Started by astrid, 3rd October 2007 08:28 PM

abalone, box, charging, cliet, escuchion, god, jod, original, piece, preparing, removed, rosewood, shell, slice, trouble, white

Replies: 7
Views: 3,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:03 PM; by MacS

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FINISHING

Rant! 'Getting Old'

Started by batcat, 24th September 2007 10:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

4hours, ache, afternoon, boys, cubic, dig, ditch, filled, god, grumble, hate, male, mid-fifties, morning, mtr, night, paying, pub, rant, rantoff, ranton, remember, sad1, skip, slowing, soh, soooooo, typical, whinging

Replies: 22
Views: 3,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 08:28 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

moving the house version whatever +1

Started by Wild Dingo, 18th September 2007 01:12 AM

$30000, $5000, 100mtrs, 2.4mtrs, 800, 800mm, build, costs, damned, demand, flood, god, gonna, height, house, installment, jolly, level, line, miles, move, moving, mud, reconnect, rip, services, shed, slash, version, writing

Replies: 8
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 10:03 PM; by Terrian

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Skirting Finish

Started by whizbang102000, 23rd August 2007 06:48 PM

ache, advice, apply, coating, covered, dirt, finish, floor, god, grime, jarrah, job, laying, lightly, mark, method, nice, oil/varnish/estapol, placing, prior, removal, sand, skirting, skirts, solid, spent, suggestions, suitable, varnish, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2007 02:54 PM; by seriph1

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Pay Back

Started by Black Ned, 11th September 2007 09:20 AM

arrives, gates, god, hand, luciano, note, owe, pavarottl, pay, pearly, pope, reads, tenna, tenor

Replies: 1
Views: 1,012

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2007 09:46 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

2 short jokes

Started by weisyboy, 30th August 2007 08:52 PM

god, jokes, rested, sentence, short, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 08:52 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

Parking problem

Started by munruben, 30th August 2007 12:23 PM

appeared, behold, building, called, dear, found, front, frustrated, god, hear, heavens, hour, interview, looked, lord, low, paddy, park, parking, pitt, prayer, problem, provide, road, spot, street, stretch, sydney, vacant, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 12:23 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Jesus and Satan

Started by echnidna, 21st August 2007 03:54 PM

blank, cheated, computer, computers, created, curse, e-mailed, electricity, fair, finally, frantically, god, hours, irritated, jesus, job, lost, power, reports, restarted, satan, screamed, screaming, screen, searching, sighed, stared, started, underworld, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,963

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 06:22 PM; by bigAl

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JOKES

Important Public Announcement

Started by Sebastiaan56, 21st August 2007 08:42 AM

$550, announcement, consumer, finally, god, http://www.boozle.com.au, important, lot, love, petrol, public, sandpaper, saved, theoretically

Replies: 2
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2007 12:03 PM; by Stuart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funky Chook

Started by Christopha, 9th August 2007 04:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

america, chicken, chook, clean, closed, contributions, cos, curious, funky, god, happened, he/she, joke, posting, rant, reddy, religious, screws, shrinks, started, strange, summat, tightened, walked

Replies: 17
Views: 2,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:41 AM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moses

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th August 2007 09:42 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:07 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Ark #2

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th August 2007 08:39 AM

animals, ark, bigger, boat, build, called, carp, deal, decks, fish, god, lots, mountain, multi-storey, noah, time

Replies: 5
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 08:01 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

The Engineer

Started by joe greiner, 8th August 2007 10:41 PM

anticipation, blade, block, boldly, carriage, committee, crowd, divine, doctor, engineer, execution, executioner, fell, free, god, guillotine, head, jammed, led, lord, marched, meeting, mercy, neck, platform, priest, set, shown, track, tripped

Replies: 1
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:09 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Biting off more than I should have

Started by dazzler, 6th August 2007 03:26 PM

10000, biting, bloody, bother, buried, bury, check, clay, cubic, days, dig, dug, excitement, fit, god, half, hey, hole, marking, mattock, metres, paint, rolleyes, sleeeeeepy, string, stupid, tank, tape, tiiiiiiiiired, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,378

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:04 PM; by David L

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Some days are diamond some days are stone

Started by TEEJAY, 29th March 2007 06:13 PM

11years, accessories, antique, becky, birthday, bought, chisels, cough, day, days, diamond, dog, domino, eskilstuna, fox, friend, god, hold, holiday, miss, past, socket, stone, surprise, systainer, terrier, timber, tomorrow, unstruck, vet

Replies: 6
Views: 2,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2007 04:41 PM; by TEEJAY

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sexist or True?

Started by Terry B, 2nd March 2007 02:14 PM

breakfast, burst, butter, calmly, careful, cooking, couple, crazy, driving, eggs, feels, forget, fry, god, hurry, husband, kitchen, listen, lost, ome, replied, salt, sexist, stared, stick, suddenly, true, wife, world, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 12:38 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Tennessee 10 Commandments

Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM

buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers

Replies: 7
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 08:36 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Hanging a door...

Started by Jonno L, 15th January 2007 06:26 PM

attach, basic, bunnings, buy, cheers, chisel, chocks, common, couple, door, figure, frame, god, ground, hanging, hinges, hope, jonno, mark, mill, mistakes, planing, questions, screw, size, stain, stick, thin, tonight, understand

Replies: 5
Views: 2,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 11:10 AM; by silentC

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Looking for Herman

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM

afternoon, army, burst, butter, careful, cooking, day, eggs, forget, fried, god, guy, herman, home, hurry, husband, issued, kitchen, listen, mountain, optician, pack, polish, read, replied, salt, stick, stuff, suddenly, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2007 10:33 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Poor Old Widow

Started by Jack Plane, 20th November 2006 08:56 AM

$96, ba&^%ds, christmas, collected, day, dear, dinner, dollars, edna, envelope, friends, gift, glow, god, letter, money, office, pension, poor, post, read, rest, rounds, sincerely, thinking, time, warm, widow, woman, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 08:56 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

A drink with God

Started by Eddie Jones, 7th November 2006 10:02 AM

accepts, ale, amazement, approaches, arthritis, australian, bar, bartender, brown, calls, cry, drink, drinks, englishman, god, guinness, hand, irishman, miracle, newcastle, nods, person, pint, send, shakes, sitting, smiles, stared, table, thanking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 04:11 AM; by rapsod

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JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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