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Few jokes about criminals

Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 11:40 PM

$50, arresting, bank, cake, convicts, cover, criminals, dad, day, father, file, fred, girlfriend, honor, hunger, jokes, judge, listen, manhole, pity, record-player, replied, robber, school, son, strike, tomorrow, trip, visiting, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 11:40 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Tricks Of The Trade

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM

0.1414, 2.4, army, bloke, chilean, diagnol, father, grid, land, learnt, length, mark, measurement, meters, mines, multiply, picked, post, read, renovateforum.com, squared, thread, trada, trade, trick, tricks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2008 03:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

House Reno Proposal

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

bathroom, cielings, father, friend, house, kicking, kitchen, law, mess, moment, mould, move, owned, painitng, property, proposal, reno, renting, situation, son, tenants, throught, tricky, walls, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,071

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

concrete slab

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:18 AM

blue, boxwork, cheapest, coming, concrete, father, fill, house, inlaw, level, metal, reo, retaining, site, slab, thick, thickness, type, vehicles, wallsmall, weekend, wondered, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:18 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
CONCRETING

Electrical - Why Some Are Reluctant To Give Advice

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

advice, celebration, crematorium, don’t, dvd, earls, electrical, electrocuted, family, father, friends, funeral, halesowen, happiness, knowledge, life, matched, patrick, played, player, reluctant, sad, school, service, son, songs, tribute, wear, “patrick, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,855

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

I'm throwing in the towel

Started by missionaryman, 7th November 2008 08:14 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, boards, buy, buying, carbatec, chopping, crash, ebay, economy, father, frsutrating, global, hand, machined, money, scms, spend, started, tablesaw, throwing, time, toddlers, tools, towel, week, wiser, wood, woodwork, workbench, workshop

Replies: 31
Views: 6,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2008 11:16 PM; by missionaryman

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Hi from the dark side

Started by spoinky, 4th November 2008 01:08 PM

105, age, cobler, continued, dark, father, fortunate, grandfather, handskills, handtools, happened, inheret, jeweller, keen, live, mechanisation, melbourne, passion, preference, primary, projects, relevant, school, seumas, time, tools, traditional, type, wood, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2008 11:17 PM; by NCArcher

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Hello

Started by Den, 27th October 2008 10:12 AM

build, building, cheers, curve, den, enjoyed, experience, fast, father, forward, furniture, hope, hours, late, learned, learning, newbie, outdoor, perth, priceless, school, setting, shorten, skills, sweeet, sydney, wood, woodworking, words, wrc

Replies: 7
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2008 03:22 PM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

One hundred years!

Started by Papa, 28th October 2008 07:36 PM

building, celebrated, church, doors, family, father, grand, hundred, inside, notice, picture, sashes, short, special, sunday, tools, trim, window, years

Replies: 5
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2008 03:11 PM; by Papa

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mike and his pregnant wife

Started by WoodJunky, 16th October 2008 08:38 PM

attracting, baby, beautiful, begins, child, cuts, daughter, delivers, doctor, electricity, father, finish, hold, holds, inspection, interrupts, lantern, light, mike, mikes, minute, night, praised, pregnant, proud, running, set, wait, water, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,559

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2008 04:42 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Ain't Love Grand

Started by Barry_White, 15th October 2008 06:51 PM

daddys, father, fortune, girl, grand, honey, hubby, husband, lady, lap, left, love, married, matter, mom, mum, newly, picture, pretty, replied, seat, sexy, sitting, son, sweetly, troubles, warning, wife, woman, worries

Replies: 2
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 11:12 PM; by Papa

Forum:
JOKES

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Christmas Reunion

Started by malb, 2nd October 2008 09:35 PM

brother, calling, calls, care, christmas, coming, dad, day, divorced, divorcing;, father, forty-five, hangs, hear, immediately, london, misery, mother, paying, phone, reunion, scotland, screams, sick, single, sister, son, talking, tomorrow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2008 09:55 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Kids are quick

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM

admitted, alphabet, america, chopped, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, george, glen, glenn, harold, john, kids, letter, louie, maria, millie, ninth, people, quick, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, washington, winnie, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,825

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Speedy

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:35 AM

345, 500, allan, arrow, barry, boys, bragging, bullet, department, fast, fastest, father, fathers, fire, govt, gun, head, home, hunter, listens, run, runs, schoolyard, shakes, shoot, speed, speedy, start, stops, wheelinround

Replies: 1
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 10:34 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

Forum:
JOKES

Wheelin confesses

Started by munruben, 4th September 2008 01:06 PM

accept, chicken, confesses, confession, father, home, offer, pet, priest, priestthen, refuses, sin, son, stole, stolen, wheelin, wheelinround

Replies: 3
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2008 09:12 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Gi'day..

Started by Tim V, 23rd August 2008 12:51 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 11:47 AM; by Tim V

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

What My Mother Taught Me

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2008 05:20 PM

acting, anticipation, behavior, brought, children, circle, crossing, eat, envy, exaggerate, eyes, father, fortunate, home, life, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, parents, receiving, science, shut, stop, taught, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 10:31 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Pine panelling....can it be modernised without removing it?

Started by hobbyist, 13th July 2005 01:38 AM

appreciated, bit, ceiling, competition, corbels, corner, diagonal, disagrees, father, feature, feels, helpful, home, homely, lift, magazine, modernised, panelling, panellingcan, pine, posts, removing, sale, shelving, style, thoughts/suggestions, time, traditional, walls, won

Replies: 9
Views: 3,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2008 11:01 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
FINISHING

asbestos

Started by Gags_17, 24th September 2007 11:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allright, asbestos, aspestos, cement, checked, croook, dusty, father, google, grand, guys, hardiflex, heaps, hey, hmmm, inhale, james, job, laundary, protect, pulling, real, relation, renovating, sheeting, strife, tile, wondeing, wondering, yaself

Replies: 24
Views: 7,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 09:48 PM; by FlynnGarden

Forum:
SAFETY

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd June 2008 12:19 PM

anniversaries, car, caring, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, lowering, men, night, pauses, remember, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wipes, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 01:17 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

"Daddy, what is sex?"

Started by Rodgera, 11th May 2008 11:58 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,720

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:50 AM; by DavidG

Forum:
JOKES

Irish logic

Started by wheelinround, 5th May 2008 04:34 PM

aye, care, couple, day, dead, father, front, irish, jackass, jones, kin, lads, lawn, logic, lying, matter, moment, notify, obliged, omalley, people, replied, send, sergeant, smirk, texas, tis, true, wit, yer

Replies: 2
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 09:38 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Little Jimmy (Little Allan's Mate)

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th April 2008 09:09 AM

allan, allans, attended, buy, buying, chest, dad, father, hands, healthy, horse, horses, jimmy, legs, mate, minutes, moved, mum, postman, replied, rump, running, sales, shape, wallan, watched, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 11:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Does turning off the fridge damage it?

Started by jmk89, 27th April 2008 08:20 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

affect, cycles, cycling, damage, door, energy, experiences, father, fridge, garage, google, heard, knowledge, learned, leave, loss, people, power, properly, quick, refrigerator, saving, switch, switching, swmbo, turning

Replies: 20
Views: 7,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2008 06:01 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
KITCHENS

Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Shellac V's BeesWax

Started by adammc, 19th April 2008 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, apply, baby, backyard, beehives, beeswax, chemicals, cons, create, eco, enviro, father, figured, finish, folks, heard, law, mix, natural, oil, production, pros, rub, safe, shellac, talk, toxic, toys, unsure, wooden

Replies: 16
Views: 8,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 10:19 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
FINISHING

candels

Started by wheelinround, 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Marriage

Started by prozac, 18th April 2008 04:08 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2008 04:15 PM; by madrat

Forum:
JOKES

marriage 2

Started by wheelinround, 13th April 2008 10:46 AM

blind, bus, crazy, dad, dear, father, forgive, guy, husband, life, lord, love, marriage, married, patience, pray, replied, replies, riding, rubber, son, stick, thinking, ticking, understand, walking, wife, wisdom, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 10:46 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
JOKES

Five easy cryptic words.

Started by munruben, 8th April 2008 03:01 PM

class, cryptic, deal, dye, easy, father, figures, filtering, heard, hoodwink, hope, ink, letter, ordinary, organ, popularity, redistributes, root, scissors, seamen, tip, vegetables, word, words

Replies: 11
Views: 3,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2008 08:27 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

A little boy got on the bus

Started by WoodJunky, 7th April 2008 11:12 PM

backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, collar.”, condom, dad, daddy, father, father.”, girls, hundreds”, impatient, leaned, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, that.”, thinking, way”, wear, wore, “maybe, “my

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 11:12 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Men Do Remember Anniversaries

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:46 PM

anniversaries, caring, caught, chair, cheek, coffee, coming, daughter, easily, father, husband, jail, men, night, paused, remember, replied, replies, seat, send, sensitive, softly, solemnly, tear, tears, thinking, touched, wife, wiped, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 10:37 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

What tree isn't made of wood???

Started by aljenit, 12th March 2008 09:09 PM

1/2, believed, brother, canada.needless, england, excited, family, father, fathers, found, history, living, lost, mother, multiple, recently, rellies, researching, savoury/unsavoury, sort, southend, tree, tree.i, trees, wood, wooden

Replies: 13
Views: 2,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In an Irish Pub

Started by fenderbelly, 24th March 2008 01:26 PM

die, donegal, father, heaven, irish, mans, meets, murphy, otoole, priest, pub, reply, stand, walked, walks, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 01:26 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Financial Planning

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th March 2008 08:04 AM

anonymous, business, card, days, decided, die, died, dollars, estate, family, father, financial, fortune, found, guy, home, impressed, inherit, living, million, mysterious, obtained, ordinary, planning, sickly, single, stepmother, woman, women, woodie

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 11:47 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Ode to Dad

Started by Rodgera, 25th February 2008 06:22 AM

arithmetic, dad, dollar, dollars, father, ode, sadly, teacher, vincent

Replies: 3
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 10:41 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

Blackwood Stain

Started by ravlord13, 23rd February 2008 09:35 PM

advice, andrew, appreciated, blackwood, build, catch, clock, closest, color, father, gday, grain, grand, havnt, lighter, match, obtain, picked, question--, stain, start, tas, timber, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 3,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 04:49 PM; by ravlord13

Forum:
FINISHING

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

Forum:
JOKES

Dual Trade Questions

Started by jimiemick, 11th February 2008 12:04 PM

apprenticeship, dual, electrical, father, finished, grade, mechanic, november, qualifications, qualified, questions, refrigeration, thinking, time, trade, wondering

Replies: 12
Views: 4,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 07:46 PM; by Timmo

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Restoration Job - stripping / re-finishing

Started by ado, 10th February 2008 02:00 PM

acrylic, ado, appropraitely, coat, damaging, experienced, father, filled, filler, gratefully, holes, idea, ideas, job, labels, paint, polish, preserve, questions, received, refinishing, restoration, restorers, shipping, strip, stripping, suggested, tips, trunk, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2008 08:31 PM; by astrid

Forum:
FINISHING

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