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The Great Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM

274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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When Irish eyes are not smiling

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM

allan, brother, calendar, cardboard, chart, confused, cover, covered, cut, desperation, eye, eyes, gained, glasses, gold, hand, hole, irish, left, mixed, months, optometrist, paddy, pair, read, rims, shielded, smiling, stole, test

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Butt Dust

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:31 PM

age, audibly, bedroom, bible, butt, dad, daughter, dust, eyes, fit, flee, girl, granny, james, juice, leaned, listening, looked, lot, melanie, mum, named, obedient, read, remember, replied, sermon, tammy, warned, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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Aussie Christmas

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:36 PM

aussie, bright, christmas, christmas;, claus, dad, deck, eyes, flew, flung, gum, heat, kangaroos, left, loud, mum, night, opals, roos, round, santa, shorts, skin, sound, tank, tree, twas, twinkled, ute, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:37 PM; by againstthegrain

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Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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Confession

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:55 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:10 AM; by munruben

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Swansdown Mop

Started by LGS, 3rd October 2007 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

buy, difference, eyes, fellow, finish, finished, forumite, grail, mop, oil, perfect, personally, pursue, recently, regret, remarkable, rob, swansdown, table, trad, wax, yesterday

Replies: 16
Views: 3,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:44 PM; by Pusser

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FINISHING

Boudreaux

Started by fenderbelly, 12th November 2007 06:38 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:53 PM; by Groggy

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Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 4,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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Feeling Old

Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 11:51 AM

alive, brought, compliment, eyes, feeling, granddaughter, grow, hearing, replied, tears, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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Twins in the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM

allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fastest thing on earth

Started by woodcutta, 25th September 2007 11:30 PM

blink, discussing, dysentry, earth, electric, eyes, fastest, forget, head, irish, light, night, philosophers, remember, shut, thing, time, woke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:30 PM; by woodcutta

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A little eye problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM

boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 04:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Karate expert

Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:23 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, air, bikies, breath, brick, chop, club, eventually, expert, eyes, gang, glass, gutter, guy, half, house, karate, landed, lay, meter, meters, pavement, picked, plate, rolled, sailed, slammed, thick, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,502

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:29 AM; by munruben

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Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Moved: Is it me?

Started by rgum, 16th August 2007 05:20 PM

action, blah, boss, bugger, cab, ceo, eyes, finger, fogged, fumming, grief, idiot, job, leave, march, panel, person, read, sais, sick, start, stuff, thankyou, told, tony, uncalled, wanna, waved, weeks, yelling

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 05:18 PM; by scooter

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Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

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Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,085

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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Shopping Cart Accident

Started by joe greiner, 16th May 2007 12:18 AM

accident, attention, blue, boobs, box, cart, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, hair, joe, legs, matter, paying, pushing, red, shes, shopping, shorts, store, tall, tight, wearing, white, wife, woodworkers, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

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comfortable dust mask- is there one?

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attaching, cartridge, cheakbone, comfortable, diving, dust, eyes, gogle, headache, hold, mask, mask-, masks, model, monn, mouth, nice, nose, period, piece, preasure, proper, scuba, seals, simple, thinking, time, trwin, valve, wear

Replies: 35
Views: 7,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:11 PM; by la Huerta

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Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

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Coffee Addict

Started by RETIRED, 6th March 2007 10:55 AM

addict, bars, built, bunny, channel, chase, city, coffee, detectors, dizzy, eating, energiser, eyes, faster, feet, instant, miniature, motion, mug, outlast, people, picture, plastic, remote, short, stirrers, surf, takes, wait, watching

Replies: 13
Views: 3,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 04:52 PM; by Gingermick

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Porcelain repair

Started by mic-d, 9th April 2007 11:57 AM

Replies: 9
Views: 2,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2007 08:12 AM; by Iain

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Accomodation Near Mitchelton, Brisbane

Started by jackruss, 20th March 2007 04:10 PM

accomodation, assistance, brisbane, eyes, forum, googled, hotel, humbly, kids, kms, knowledge, locals, mitchelton, nice, pool, readers, resort, spin, till, wood, world

Replies: 3
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 09:38 PM; by jackruss

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Lawyers with stars in their eyes...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 04:25 PM

checking, eyes, fuss, inbox, lawyers, nasa, quiet, related, snigger, stars, stuff, wading

Replies: 1
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 05:59 PM; by joe greiner

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Why men oversleep

Started by Mal, 18th December 2000 06:21 PM

alert, aye, bladder, captain, clock, consciousness, damn, ears, eyes, fingers, hit, hold, libido, loud, men, mode, morning, music, nose, oversleep, ready, registered, report, reports, sir, sleep, stomach, system, woman, yessir

Replies: 9
Views: 4,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 11:55 AM; by NCArcher

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One for Stirlo :D

Started by RETIRED, 8th March 2007 07:53 AM

aids, care, children, cocaine, commune, cure, dad, ecstasy, envelope, eyes, growing, home, house, hurt, life, love, marijuana, meantime, passion, people, pray, remind, report, school, science, stacy, stirlo, tommys, trading, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2007 07:01 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Pinkies Hurt

Started by rond, 16th February 2007 08:21 AM

auger, blood, digging, eyes, flesh, hand, helpb, hidden, horror, hurt, install, looked, merrily, pain, pinkie, pinkies, ponder, post, pride, proceeded, scar, shock, sit, stump, swmbo, tears, telling, tree, world, yet]

Replies: 9
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 04:29 PM; by Felder

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More re-hashed internet tripe for Bleedin Thumb

Started by Jack Plane, 25th January 2007 02:48 PM

bleedin, boom, brother, buy, colin, cream, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doctor, doctors, driving, eyes, fat, finally, green, internet, kayak, left, note, people, police, pulled, rehashed, round, thumb, tripe, vet, walk, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 08:51 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Ubeaut Stuff

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2004 05:53 PM

allan, anyhoo, auto, beleived, cheers, day, eek, eyes, home, indoor, pollyu, poor, results, share, shellac, stripped, stuff, sucking, trolley, tryed, ubeaut, ubeauts, useing, white

Replies: 12
Views: 3,841

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 04:46 PM; by ozwinner

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FINISHING

Blood on my chip breaker...

Started by Shedhand, 10th January 2007 10:29 AM

bit, bleed, blinkin, blood, breaker, buffing, buggared, chip, chipbreaker, close, damn, edge, electrosoup, eyes, glad, history, hmmmm, hour, knit, left, pads, patina, plane, produces, profusely, removed, roll, stain, task, thumb

Replies: 0
Views: 1,578

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2007 10:29 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

Tag-along bikes or 'The Sow's Ear becomes a Semi-Trailer'

Started by Daddles, 19th December 2006 05:14 PM

bike, bikes, bit, cycling, dad, ear, eyes, frame, heavy, hitch, leapt, plenty, quality, ride, riding, scared, seat, semitrailer, shed, shes, skewer, sow, sows, started, steel, stopped, tag-along, tagalong, talking, time

Replies: 5
Views: 6,659

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 10:25 PM; by Glenn_M

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I had to!!

Started by ozwinner, 2nd November 2006 05:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$2.55, banana, bought, buy, clapped, day, doors, eek, eyes, half, hang, happen, hmmm, hmmmmm, hold, lingers, months, narnies, pillow, skin, smell, taste, tells, viewer

Replies: 21
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 09:39 PM; by renomart

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Typical Men

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,253

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 07:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

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Pittance of time

Started by bennylaird, 14th November 2006 12:02 PM

benny, brings, cheers, day, email, eyes, file, forget, highlights, meg, pittance, rememberance, tears, time, video

Replies: 1
Views: 1,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 12:29 PM; by Bluegum

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Duck!!

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:52 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,604

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:52 PM; by John Saxton

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Appreciation

Started by Wongo, 31st October 2006 10:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

“is, appreciation, australia, book, bought, class, didn’t, encouragement, encyclopaedia, expect, eyes, giving, handed, happy, makes, maloof, maths, mother, moved, reading, remark, sam, shocked, smart, student, tears, tonight, wasn’t, wood?”, worthwhile

Replies: 22
Views: 3,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:11 PM; by MajorPanic

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

How do ya gut a chook ?

Started by JDarvall, 17th September 2006 07:49 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

axe, bloody, chook, chooks, computer, confused, country, couple, eek, eyes, girl, gut, guts, instructed, knife, laying, mates, middle, prepare, proud, righto, ripping, run, sarcastic, serious, special, sweetheart, swing, technique, wife

Replies: 36
Views: 5,170

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 11:46 PM; by JDarvall

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Well I'll be ducked!

Started by keith53, 11th September 2006 09:59 PM

$150, adds, beak, bill, bird, brought, cat, dead, duck, ducked, examination, eyes, handed, head, jumped, lab, left, looked, mewed, report, sad, scan, shook, shrugged, sniffed, softly, table, tail, vet, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 09:59 PM; by keith53

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The Cookie Thief. Author unknown.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 31st August 2006 09:23 PM

absolutely, airport, author, bag, believed, belongings, book, called, cookie, cookies, discover, eyes, flight, galled, gate, gathered, gratitude, grief, half, headed, ingrate, lives, nerve, refusing, relief, rude, sighed, thief, true, unknown

Replies: 7
Views: 2,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2006 02:41 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Some from Benny

Started by bennylaird, 30th August 2006 08:29 AM

barber, benny, bill, customers, days, door, eyes, favor, follow, friend, guy, haircut, half, head, hey, hour, hours, house, hysterically, laughing, leaves, left, looked, returned, shop, stuck, tears, wait, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 09:07 AM; by bennylaird

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A scarey incident at the store.

Started by rrich, 26th August 2006 04:20 PM

assembly, benches, bend, bit, chatter, chopping, client, collet, cut, electrician, eyes, fingers, guy, inches, incident, limp, log, motor, remove, router, running, scarey, severe, shaft, sizes, store, straight, tighten, truck, wrenches

Replies: 9
Views: 2,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2006 09:39 AM; by Greg Q

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SAFETY

Toilet Humour Within - Caution

Started by Felder, 28th July 2006 04:33 PM

animal, ate, bodies, bottoms, breakfast, caution, discussion, eyes, feeling, food, girl, humour, kingdom, left, moment, perturbed, poo, post, products, questions, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, tigger, toilet, tummies, waste, watery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2006 04:33 PM; by Felder

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Retail Giggles

Started by rrich, 17th July 2006 04:14 PM

answers, bit, biting, cabinet, color, customer, customers, door, employee, exchange, explains, eyes, gentleman, giggles, hear, laughing, oak, perfect, process, processing, purchase, retail, return/exchange, stain, store, swmbo, time, white, word, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 04:14 PM; by rrich

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tigger

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:13 PM

answers, ate, bodies, bottoms, dad, eyes, father, feeling, food, girl, left, lounge, moment, morning, paper, perturbed, poo, questions, reading, shocked, silence, stares, stuff, stunned, sunday, tigger, toilet, tummies, walks, watery

Replies: 4
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 09:05 PM; by scooter

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where's my wife?

Started by goat, 30th June 2006 09:21 PM

attention, blonde, blue, breasts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, guy, guys, hair, matter, paying, pushing, shopping, short, shorts, store, tall, tank, top, trolleys, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 09:21 PM; by goat

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