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Dangers of a pirate

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 08:25 PM

adventures, battling, boarding, conversation, cut, dangers, day, dropping, enemy, eye, fell, hand, hook, incredible, incredulously, lost, meets, patch, peg-leg, pirate, port, remarked, replied, sailor, sailors, sea, seagull, seaman, ship, swords

Replies: 2
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 09:34 AM; by thetassiebfg

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What?

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:12 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 05:07 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Spell checker

Started by munruben, 7th November 2007 10:39 PM

bee, checker, dew, era, eye, fore, knot, letter, marks, massage, mistakes, nose, plainly, pleased, prefect, rarely, revue, rite, scent, sea, sew, shore, spell, spelling, strait, strike, threw, tolled, weigh;, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 10:39 PM; by munruben

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Wheels go round

Started by wheelinround, 7th November 2007 12:13 PM

$99m, 135m, 160m, 2008, 208m, 70m, beijing, building, china, company, competitor, completed, eclipse, expected, eye, london, mere, nanchang, next-closest, people, round, shorter, standing, stands, star, structure, visitors, wheel, wheels, £50m

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2007 07:34 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Y'know,,, Dave!

Started by pawnhead, 23rd October 2007 02:56 PM

assembled, attack, balcony, boss, bush, catch, cruise, cruises, dave, doubts, eye, final, fly, frigs, happened, heart, house, implores, leave, masses, paramedics, pope, popes, replies, rome, surrounded, tom, vatican, white, yknow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,553

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 05:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Anal optic nerve

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM

anal, anus, body, bring, called, connects, eye, eyeball, giving, hair, human, life, nerve, optic, outlook, people, pulling, responsible, tear

Replies: 5
Views: 2,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:22 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Floating Vinyl floating floor system and a timer floor slope

Started by AndyS, 20th September 2007 01:22 AM

agent, bumps, carpet, catches, claim, comment, difficult, eye, floating, floor, harvey, heard/seen, include, involve, keen, leveling, lumps, majority, normans, product, reasons, removing, satisfactory, slope, solutions, system, timer, toilet, training, vinyl

Replies: 2
Views: 5,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 10:31 AM; by 123

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FLOORING

water level

Started by rat52, 7th September 2007 08:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

accuracy, blowing, blue, bubble, clamp, corners, datum, devices, eye, hang, height, incorrect, level, mark, mixed, pencil, readings, reservoir, sanitizedcool, staining, stick, stop, tape, taps, thisrolleyes, toilet, top, tube, vacuum, water

Replies: 33
Views: 8,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 01:48 AM; by forunna

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HINTS & TIPS

A little eye problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM

boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 04:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Wrestling

Started by wheelinround, 29th August 2007 06:46 PM

14/15, 60s, autographs, blood, broke, change, cops, decided, dhs, drunken, eye, fags, fellow, fight, kanagroo, kennedy, lane, leaving, loose, mad, mario, opener, packs, pick, shed, spiro, stands, waiting, wallets, wrestling

Replies: 13
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:49 PM; by Buzza

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the English

Started by munruben, 29th August 2007 11:14 AM

150, alkazoom, beach, blink, curious, day, england, english, eternity, explains, eye, feet, fill, fish, fisherman, genie, genies, guy, huge, irish, lantern, oceans, och, poof, pops, protecting, scot, thick, wall, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 11:14 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Dangerous step in Deck

Started by dangerous, 25th July 2007 05:14 PM

attractive, boardwalks/piers, bugle, closest, combination, dangerous, deck, effect, eye, finished, hardware, hardwood, head, ideas, inserted, medium, method, noticed, option, piece, public, recently, redgum, screws, size, source, step, steps, stores, timber

Replies: 5
Views: 2,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:37 AM; by davo_scuba

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Eye Wash - Expiry Date?

Started by Metal Head, 3rd June 2007 09:33 PM

2001, 2008, advance, aro-d, august, cheers, confirm, date, downaro-d, expiry, eye, health, idea, image, january, picking, post, professionals, read, related, replies, saline, thanking, tubes, wash

Replies: 9
Views: 6,974

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2007 03:58 PM; by Terry B

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing single-glaze with double-glaze

Started by zok, 2nd April 2007 08:13 PM

$250, add, bitterly, clunky, cold, comfort, cost, difficult, double-glaze, double-glazed, double-hung, doubleglaze, excuse, eye, frames, glass, happy, house, panes, purchase, recycled, replace, replacing, sash, single-glaze, singleglaze, window, windows, winter, zok

Replies: 3
Views: 4,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2007 03:11 PM; by totoblue

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Creative mounting of cut off wheels

Started by BobL, 27th February 2007 12:35 AM

abrasive, abrasives, agree, articles, caught, cheers, creative, cut, cutting, eye, mounting, necessarily, norton, people, safety, set, wheels

Replies: 8
Views: 2,328

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 11:18 AM; by soundman

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SAFETY

Pint size

Started by John Saxton, 31st January 2007 12:07 AM

bar, bartender, condolences, confused, dawns, day, drinking, drinks, dublin, eye, fall, fine, intrude, irishman, laughs, light, loss, moment, notice, offer, pint, pints, quit, regular, regulars, round, silent, size, taking, wayhe

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 12:07 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

weed control chemicals advice

Started by vnman, 21st November 2006 02:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

advice, buy, chemical, chemicals, control, dad, eye, garden, growing, gun, haev, house, kill, killing, loaded, looked, money, neighbours, plants, reason, seas, soaker, spreaded, strong, super, told, victoria, weed, weeds, wierd

Replies: 44
Views: 6,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 12:54 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

calender stretch

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM

answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:56 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Got a black eye, thanks Wendy.......

Started by Iain, 3rd November 2006 07:04 PM

black, eye, it;, moderator, ruffly, rustic, wendy

Replies: 3
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2006 07:42 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

turpentine in eye

Started by makka619, 29th October 2006 01:28 AM

cleaning, earlier, eye, flicked, paintbrush, rinsed, turpentine, turps, uncomfortable, water

Replies: 4
Views: 8,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2006 05:28 AM; by makka619

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

3 Blondes

Started by Eddie Jones, 22nd October 2006 04:13 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:42 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

The morning after

Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM

$200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 08:58 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Renovation - Pictorial Journal

Started by Purse, 20th October 2006 11:11 AM

9.picket, cladding, completed, crooked, eye, fence, finishing, front, gate, ground, hardiplank, house, include, journal, main, paving, pictorial, picture, plans, playing, question, renovation, roof, start, tanks, touches, tricks, view, water, weatherboard

Replies: 6
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 12:19 PM; by OBBob

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Anyone used penetrol for painting bathroom wall tiling?

Started by powerbuff, 5th October 2006 12:27 AM

bathroom, bulls, dry, enamel, eye, glossy, hope, mixit, p.s, paint, painting, peel, penetrol, sand, tiles, tiling, undiluted, wall, zinsser

Replies: 0
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2006 12:27 AM; by powerbuff

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PAINTING

The perfect woman

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th August 2006 09:31 AM

.the, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, killing, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, suspense, talk, time, trimmings, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 10:33 PM; by mattylinn688

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JOKES

Close encounters

Started by Ashore, 12th August 2006 10:42 PM

27th, august, close, closest, e-mail, earth, encounters, eye, grandkids, kids, mars, miles, moon, naked, rgds, worth

Replies: 12
Views: 1,793

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 09:42 AM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Blonde Golfer

Started by Baz, 11th August 2006 04:42 PM

addresses, arm, bad, ball, blonde, decided, eye, fairway, foursome, golfer, golfing, heart, hitting, impediment, leg, mates, middle, minutes, pro-shop, process, prosthetic, returned, screwed, screwing, shot, straight, swings, teeing, wrong, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 04:42 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

I done a stupid thing

Started by Ironwood, 2nd August 2006 06:13 PM

$75, bounced, clean, cone, days, dislodge, doctors, drive, edge, eye, faceshield, gal, glasses, half, hour, jigsaw, kicking, mad, meant, metal, minutes, piece, proceedings, sake, saved, stupid, thing, town, trouble, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 2,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2006 03:21 PM; by Al B

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SAFETY

Fuming experiment

Started by rrich, 22nd May 2006 07:01 AM

amber, base, blue, bottom, bulls, coated, commercial, contrast, cut, darken, darkening, expect, experiment, eye, fumed, fuming, idea, includes, intended, introduce, oak, picture, piece, plastic, product, samples, shellac, tape, wood, zinsser

Replies: 4
Views: 2,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2006 01:42 PM; by rrich

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FINISHING

ouch

Started by popawisky, 28th May 2006 12:17 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,183

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2006 12:17 AM; by popawisky

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JOKES

Took my eye off the ball

Started by keith53, 18th May 2006 10:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ball, blade, bone, box, careful, claret, clean, contacting, cut, disgusted, doctor, dress, eye, feeling, finger, flow, gday, hand, happened, house, hurry, left, lid, shirt, stem, stuff, surgically, totally, wearing, yada

Replies: 27
Views: 4,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 01:09 PM; by Iain

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SAFETY

Priceless

Started by Baz, 4th April 2006 09:11 PM

$4.20, $85.26, a.m, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, clean, door, drunk, eye, furniture, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, lady, married, mind, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 2
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2006 10:45 PM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

Message

Started by Iain, 11th March 2006 08:10 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,611

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 11:55 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

The News from Scotland

Started by Driver, 1st March 2006 07:52 PM

agnes, angus, black, breathing, button”, crash, cries, door, eye, front, goad”, halt, happened, heavily, kitchen, loud, mclaren, news, no’, raised, scotland, sew, sound, voices, wailing, weeping, yer, ye’ll, “mah, “whitever

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2006 07:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

It's Too Bloody Hot!

Started by Gumby, 22nd January 2006 08:25 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

adjacent, alight.mad, bloody, clown, dangerous, day, eek, eye, heat, hijacking, hospital, hot, join, moment, national, park, post, rolleyes, seater, sense, set, shes, sit, sort, spa, spend, talking, time, wife, worth

Replies: 52
Views: 5,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 11:08 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mil

Started by Waldo, 23rd January 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

call, chest, disagreement, disagreements, earn, eye, flaming, friendship, gday, hell, helping, husband/wife, in-laws, involved, job, lose, lost, mil, mum, rant, respect, result, shmbo, slightest, stay, stepping, steps, swmbo, tarnished, upset

Replies: 25
Views: 3,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 08:12 AM; by ele__13

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Arf-rye'is (creaky joints 'n all)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 7th December 2005 12:59 AM

arf-ryeis, arfryeis, cheaper, comfrey, cos, couple, creaky, crook, day, dicky, elf, eye, faster, food, gear, greasier, greasy, hands, jar, joints, knee, rub, sheyet, shops, sorts, treat, tube, watch

Replies: 11
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 08:09 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why special metho?

Started by Bodgy, 11th November 2005 11:07 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

100%, bottles, cheapest, deteriorating, dilutant, everyday, explain, eye, fine, finish, flakes, gross, ignorance, ims, industrial, instructions, kmart, litre, metho, months, pieces, reference, shellac, signs, site, special, sponsors, untutored, web

Replies: 35
Views: 5,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2005 12:57 PM; by custos

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FINISHING

University Study

Started by Baz, 17th November 2005 06:04 PM

attractive, cricket, cycle, depending, doused, eye, features, fire, found, funny, male, masculine, menstrual, menstruating, ovulating, petrol, prefer, prefers, recent, reference, rugged, scientific, scissors, set, stuck, study, stump, university, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,681

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2005 08:10 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Cement Roof Tiles

Started by leeton, 8th November 2004 05:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, average, building, cement, cheapest, cost, ebay, eye, forum, found, garage, hand, house, joined, leeton, match, melb, post, roof, terrific, tiles, trading

Replies: 21
Views: 7,920

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2005 09:51 PM; by damien2005

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

New speakers with American Rock Maple veneer- oil, wax or wipe-on poly?

Started by tktran, 19th July 2005 01:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

american, birds, bison, bring, changed, coats, coloured, darkened, effect, experience, eye, finishing, grain, hear, light, love, maple, myrtle, oil, paste, poly, rock, rustins, set, speakers, stereo, tassie, veneer, wax, wipeon

Replies: 18
Views: 8,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2005 10:48 PM; by barryr

Forum:
FINISHING

The Aussie Bride

Started by doublejay, 16th September 2005 04:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aussie, australian, boasted, bragged, bride, clean, cleaned, cleaning, day, dinner, dishes, duties, eye, girl, hot, house, huge, laundry, lawn, left, married, meal, meals, mowed, swelling, table, told, washed, wife, woman

Replies: 19
Views: 3,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 10:50 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

how good is your hand to eye co-ordination?

Started by Kev Y., 29th August 2005 06:01 PM

co-ordination, coordination, eye, finish, good, hand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2005 07:03 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I see the light...

Started by keith53, 18th August 2005 08:46 AM

baby, bit, born, boy, bright, circumcise, cock-eyed, concerns, couple, distraught, doctor, eye, fashion, fellow, fore, foreskin, healthy, hell, leftover, lids, light, mother, pours, seeks, sight, tyke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2005 08:46 AM; by keith53

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JOKES

You should see the other guy

Started by Grunt, 18th June 2005 02:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

button, dog, eye, guy, pulling, scalp, stitch, stitching, stop, ulcer

Replies: 15
Views: 2,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2005 09:47 PM; by Grunt

Forum:
JOKES

Brain Transplant

Started by Ashore, 28th June 2005 09:08 PM

$200, avoiding, awkward, blurted, brain, brain.”, brains, contact, doctor, entire, eye, family, female, hope, male, mark, moment, pricing, procedure, quickly, responded, smile, smirked, standard, time, transplant, woman, women, “$5000, “it’s

Replies: 3
Views: 1,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2005 11:23 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Lint Free Cloths

Started by Ray Smith, 5th November 2002 12:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

archives, beeswax, cheers, cloths, coats, couple, eye, final, finish, found, free, heat, lambswool, linseed, lint, lot, mix, orbital, pad, polishing, random, ray, reason, sander, scanned, t-shirts, table, thinking, treat, tung

Replies: 18
Views: 6,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 10:35 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

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