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I-Beam Conection to Stump and Joists

Started by buzza1, 19th October 2006 09:51 AM

100uc15, 100x45, 15mm, advance, attach, bearers, centering, chris, conection, directly, disused, engineer, flange, guide, i-beam, ibeam, joists, method, onesteels, rest, rod, secure, septic, span, steel, strap, stump, suggests, tank, threaded

Replies: 1
Views: 2,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2006 10:16 AM; by silentC

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

garage framing questions

Started by Pulse, 5th July 2006 09:10 PM

4500mm, 6600mm, 90x45, as2870, bracing, certify, cheers, class, council, design, engineer, filled, framing, garage, happy, larger, lengths, openings, plans, pulse, questions, secondary, sewer, site, slab, thinking, waffle, wall, walls, wide

Replies: 7
Views: 2,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2006 10:22 PM; by Tool-Horder

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THE GARDEN SHED

Engineers

Started by Geoffsa, 21st July 2006 02:39 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 10:27 PM; by boban

Forum:
JOKES

Raising house 6 metres

Started by suzyc, 26th June 2006 08:52 AM

400, 600, bedrooms, concrete, cut, deep, edge, engineer, existing, feedback.thanks, floor, footings, garage, house, membrane, metres, narrower, polyethylene, raising, rib]which, scratch.im, slab, start, stay, told, true, wide, wondering, [internal

Replies: 5
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:46 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Dying Everest Climber - What would you have done?

Started by silentC, 24th May 2006 11:48 AM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

34-year-old, actions, ago, british, climber, climbers, conquering, continue, david, die, died, dying, edmund, engineer, everest, hillary, inglis, leave, left, mark, mountain, passed, position, questioned, sharp, sir, top, week, worlds, zealand

Replies: 109
Views: 9,806

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2006 01:15 AM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The pier that drank too much

Started by Programmer, 24th May 2006 01:17 AM

appears, base, brick, builder, bung, cal, cheers, cosmetic, digging, drank, effort, engineer, falling, foundation, gather, house, i.e, leaning, pier, re-doing, rebuilding, removed/replaced, sort, structurally, stumpies, time, water, worried, worse, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2006 12:21 AM; by Programmer

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Polished slab for extension

Started by Shedhand, 12th March 2006 09:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, approx, architect, bedrock, block, builder, concrete, correct, cracking, engineer, ensure, eventually, extension, floor, job, mud, oak, polished, prone, questions, reo, slab, slabs, spose, steel, structaflor, t&g, tas, versus, wall

Replies: 19
Views: 5,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2006 01:03 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
CONCRETING

Structural post move?

Started by dazzler, 12th May 2006 12:17 AM

100mm, 7.8m, added, advice, ahead, beams, butt, buying, cheers, dazzler, definately, engineer, house, inspect, level, meantime, meet, mezzanine, middle, move, pic, plating, pole, post, roof, structural, support, supported, timber, walls

Replies: 5
Views: 1,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 09:05 PM; by dazzler

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Structural Engineer advice

Started by sleeping-wood, 16th April 2006 11:31 AM

adelaide, advice, building, completed, designer, detailed, drawings, dwelling, effluent, engineer, fee, final, house, plans, proceed, recommend, recommendation, reports, site, sketch, soil, stage, story, structural, structure, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2006 11:31 AM; by sleeping-wood

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Retaining Wall

Started by Flyboy, 11th February 2006 08:29 PM

amount, appreciated, blocks, called, cheers, concern, concrete, engineer, engineers, fire, footing, front, gravel, greatly, hefty, ideas, main, monday, reduce, reducing, retaining, river, sand, speak, thinking, tide, underneath, wall, wash, washed

Replies: 3
Views: 4,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2006 08:00 AM; by Flyboy

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Started by CameronPotter, 25th January 2006 09:54 AM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, doctor, engineer, engineering, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, half, jokes, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, slow, stay, time, understanding, waiting, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 2,973

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 03:48 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Footing Design

Started by ptyltd, 9th January 2006 12:52 PM

1200, 150kpa, 20mpa, 75x75x3.5, appreciated, as2870, checked, clarifying, concrete, confused, deep, deeper, design, engineer, fill, footing, geotest, hep, hole, material, mechanically, natural, poor, refered, report, shs, sits, sort, supposed, vibrated

Replies: 4
Views: 3,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 05:20 AM; by Exador

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Studs supporting a Lintel

Started by ptyltd, 6th December 2005 04:14 PM

attached, common, config, detailed, engineer, folks, interpretation, jamb, lintel, refer, secondary, stud, studs, supported, supporting, this-, tia, view, |||_____|||, ||||

Replies: 8
Views: 2,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2005 12:58 PM; by Termite

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

The Engineers view of women

Started by Ashore, 17th October 2005 01:43 AM

engineer, engineers, explained, view, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 01:43 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Concrete Mix ratios

Started by jlamplough, 11th May 2005 11:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

230mm, cheers, concrete, core, engineer, fc=12mpa, fill, gravelsandcement, jeremy, mix, ratio, ratios, retaining, slump, strength, wall

Replies: 21
Views: 8,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 05:40 PM; by jlamplough

Forum:
CONCRETING

Garage plans, where? Single or double brick?

Started by juliussee, 9th August 2005 05:43 PM

adrian, advice, advise, appreciated, brick, building, connected, construction, copy, deck, doors, double, engineer, existing, front, garage, garages, greatly, metal, people, piers, planning, plans, rectangular, roof, shape, simple, single, wondering

Replies: 10
Views: 26,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2005 09:42 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Doctor and engineer ...

Started by jackruss, 17th June 2005 10:57 AM

anytime, blind, buddy, clubhouse, contact, doctor, engineer, fire, free, george, golfers, guys, hey, idea, ineptitude, minutes, moment, morning, night, ophthalmologist, pastor, play, prayer, sad, saving, silent, slow, special, tonight, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2005 10:57 AM; by jackruss

Forum:
JOKES

Engineers.

Started by RETIRED, 14th January 2005 08:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

24x, calling, cdrom, christmas, dilbert, dinner, e-mail, engineer, engineers, hero, introduce, monty, movie, mylady@home.wife, python, scenes, sends, spouse, wife

Replies: 18
Views: 3,065

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:51 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Solicitors....again

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM

advancement, applicant, doctor, dollars, ear, engineer, family, guy, interviewer, interviewers, interviewing, lawyer, leave, mars, medical, million, millions, money, nasa, question, replied, research, returning, send, sending, solicitorsagain, thinking, touchy, trip, whispered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 08:31 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Engineer in Hell

Started by Bushmiller, 31st December 2004 06:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

almighty, banks, bloke, bloody, bridges, built, canals, consulting, contour, devil, engineer, guest, hell, house, lawyers, list, marvel, messed, mountain, nice, paul, people, planned, projects, stayin, staying, sue, tellin, viaducts, yeah

Replies: 25
Views: 3,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 10:23 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Started by Kev Y., 15th September 2004 05:18 PM

answer, arranged, buy, car, chocolate, cream, dinner, drive, engine, engineer, family, fine, flavor, flavors, ice, lock, matter, moral, night, pontiac, problems, question, sorts, start, started, store, story, time, vanilla, vapor

Replies: 0
Views: 2,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 05:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Shoddy Owner Builder #1

Started by Fantapantz, 8th July 2004 01:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100sq, 1st, 25sq, advice, battery, bolted, bought, builder, built, camera, confused, engineer, fixing, hold, ideas, mad, notch, notched, owner, patio, photo, post, posts, recharges, roof, scratch, shoddy, starting, support, weeks

Replies: 20
Views: 6,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 12:47 AM; by Fantapantz

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

An engineer dies and reports to hell....

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th July 2004 09:36 PM

air, answers, building, calls, conditioning, designing, dies, engineer, escalators, flush, god, hell, keeping, laughs, lawyer, mistake, pretty, replies, reports, satan, send, sneer, staff, starts, sue, telephone, there;, toilets, uproariously, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2004 09:36 PM; by Wayne Davy

Forum:
JOKES

Engineers

Started by Grue, 15th August 2003 12:49 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2003 12:49 AM; by Grue

Forum:
JOKES

Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

comprehending engineers

Started by Gino, 12th June 2003 08:12 PM

architect, artist, beautiful, bike, broke, civil, comprehending, discussing, doctor, engineer, engineers, enjoyed, frog, glass, greens, guys, keeper, kiss, mechanical, mistress, pastor, play, pocket, princess, replied, smiled, stay, time, wife, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2003 02:57 AM; by Keith Jeeves

Forum:
JOKES

four man joke

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM

accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,801

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Perils of Public Transport

Started by Iain, 26th May 2002 11:31 AM

automatic, bang, bridge, door, electric, electrical, engineer, events, failed, hear, home, instructor, investigate, investigation, leaning, lines, night, overhead, perils, power, public, railway, roof, short, site, track, train, training, transport, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2002 08:27 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE

Started by Hartley, 13th November 2000 09:51 AM

basic, collector, deliver, design, duh, engineer, excited, god, gonna, husband, husband#10, implement, job, lawyer, management, married, miss, process, product, research, screwed, services, stamp, state-of-the-art, system, takes, ten, time, understood, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2000 09:51 AM; by Hartley

Forum:
JOKES

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I-Beam Conection to Stump and Joists

garage framing questions

Engineers

Raising house 6 metres

Dying Everest Climber - What would you have done?

The pier that drank too much

Polished slab for extension

Structural post move?

Structural Engineer advice

Retaining Wall

Eight Engineering Jokes - some of these may be old...

Footing Design

Studs supporting a Lintel

The Engineers view of women

Concrete Mix ratios

Garage plans, where? Single or double brick?

Doctor and engineer ...

Engineers.

Solicitors....again

Engineer in Hell

Vanilla ice cream = car problems

Shoddy Owner Builder #1

An engineer dies and reports to hell....

Engineers

Professional Cats

comprehending engineers

four man joke

Perils of Public Transport

THE LAWYER TAKES A WIFE