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How to sing the Blues

Started by Andy Mac, 3rd April 2006 11:19 PM

bad, baldness, beverages, blind, blues, breaking, broken-down, chair, cheap, city, death, die, ditch, fixin, kiwi, leg, male, matter, meanest, memphis, names, pattern, shoot, sing, stuck, town, water, whiskey, willie, woman

Replies: 11
Views: 2,922

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2006 10:29 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Wait for it....

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:07 PM

approach, armless, beautiful, belfry, bell, bishop, brother, campanologist, continued, dame, day, death, decided, due, excellency, fell, interviews, poor, replied, ringer, rings, rushed, sadly, sadness, street, strike, unfortunate, wait, weighed, wretch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 12:39 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

I just layem

Started by ozwinner, 5th April 2006 08:23 PM

badder, basicly, bricking, bricks, built, completed, darth, death, earth, house, layem, life, mirror, named, neighbours, nick, nut, parabolic, plumb, real, rolleyes, sagitarious, scorched, shiney, star, sun, thougth, vadar, viewer, wall

Replies: 9
Views: 2,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 12:17 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Something to think about ....

Started by Driver, 15th March 2006 04:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

59%, birth, categories, col, college, computer, death, education, entire, fit, heterosexual, homosexual, housing, listed, live, malnutrition, medicine, meet, onesp, people, possess, read, requirements, shrink, substandard, suffer, unable, united, wealth, worlds

Replies: 27
Views: 2,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 12:30 PM; by MurrayD99

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dust Death

Started by Glue and Screw, 16th November 2005 07:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cancer, cheers, chinese, death, dieing, don’t, dust, found, gday, hand, heard, industry, informative, issues, lazy, marty, mask, mdf, melamine, nasal, particle, practical, related, responses, site, solid, wear, whispers, wood

Replies: 17
Views: 4,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 08:36 AM; by 9Fingers

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SAFETY

Too bad.....

Started by Breslauer, 26th November 2005 08:58 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, happened, heart, home, horrible, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2005 11:29 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Disorder in the Court

Started by Barry_White, 13th November 2005 09:25 AM

alive, appearance, attorney, autopsy, blood, brain, breathing, check, court, death, deposition, desk, disorder, doctor, dress, jar, law, marriage, morning, notice, patient, performed, practicing, pressure, pulse, pursuant, sitting, susan, terminated, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,538

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 10:11 PM; by boban

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JOKES

Order in court!

Started by Driver, 11th November 2005 06:52 PM

arrested, bastard, beating, borrow, charged, contempt, continued, court, courtroom, daughter, death, door, fifteen, gob####e, gob####ing, i’ve, judge, lived, miserable, order, paddy, responded, rotten, spanner, stood, time, upset, voice, yelled, you’re

Replies: 0
Views: 1,250

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 06:52 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Voyager Scandal

Started by Baz, 28th October 2005 09:42 PM

barry, bed, book, boys, breaking, cabban, cheers, club, commission, confessed, david, death, disaster, fasinating, function, gals, govenor, guys, lied, martin, money, nsw, peter, ranks, read, royal, salter, scandal, voyager, worth

Replies: 11
Views: 2,607

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2005 05:07 PM; by ClintO

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Trafalgar

Started by Bodgy, 21st October 2005 03:49 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 2,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:41 PM; by savage

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

gross generalisations tick me off

Started by biotechy2k, 27th September 2005 06:29 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

career, child, children, chromosome, co-workers, death, don’t, equates, generalisations, genetic, gross, home, ignorance, innocent, juggle, life, majority, mums, mums”, parent, parents, patriarchal, possess, sadly, single, sole, taxes, theory, tick, “y”

Replies: 60
Views: 6,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 10:04 AM; by biotechy2k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Toilet Humour

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 05:35 PM

bore, breath, dad, day, death, deep, drilled, dunny, farm, found, granddad, happened, heard, hell, hole, humour, miles, move, moved, night, oil, poor, re-located, reckon, reckoned, soil, toilet, trace, trials, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2005 01:45 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Caps

Started by Termite, 2nd February 2005 04:23 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2005 07:13 PM; by burn

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 2,125

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Just deserts ( after death experiences)

Started by Caliban, 4th July 2005 11:33 PM

agony, bill, blair, break, bush, clinton, constant, day, death, deserts, devil, disbelief, door, experiences, finally, floor, george, hammer, hell, looked, lying, mentioned, monica, rocks, shoulder, sledgehammer, staked, swing, time, tony

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2005 11:33 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

Started by doublejay, 12th May 2005 11:20 AM

account, apply, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, citibank, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, die, died, family, fax, fees, info, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, supervisor

Replies: 10
Views: 2,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:28 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

The bali 9 - is a death sentence appropriate?

Started by boban, 9th May 2005 01:44 AM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

age, bali, btw, business, child, children, crying, death, decision, doubt, drug, greedy, horrible, kill, meet, met, molesters, moment, mums, person, rapists, real, running, sentence, shoulder, soft, stupid, upbringing, worse, wrong

Replies: 97
Views: 9,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2005 06:18 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Callous - you be the judge

Started by Treeboy, 10th April 2005 07:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

air, attempt, australian, belittle, callous, death, defence, emotional, expected, family, forward, happen, heros, involved, job, judge, loss, medal, paid, people, personel, polititions, propositions, real, recent, tragic, trained, truely, vane, vote

Replies: 22
Views: 3,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2005 10:51 PM; by Wood Butcher

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Animal cruelty …. Time for legal action.

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 7th April 2005 09:57 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

action, animal, army, beat, bought, cat, caught, charged, courts, cruelty, death, don’t, feel, hands, heard, isn’t, jail, kids, kitten, legal, leniency, personnel, puppy, sentence, sickos, stand, story, system, time, torturing

Replies: 56
Views: 6,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2005 12:15 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flamin' tourists (again)

Started by Daddles, 21st February 2005 06:54 PM

allowed, appears, australians, avoid, bren, buggers, confused, cruel, cull, death, eek, flamin, forum, german, germanic, gun, humane, island, kangaroo, koala, koalas, line, mad, natural, readers, reporter, starving, tourists, trees, wrath

Replies: 4
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2005 10:11 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Irish Daughter

Started by Baz, 18th January 2005 08:28 PM

breath, brother, certificate, convertible, crying, dad, daddy, daughter, death, edition, girl, gold, half, hug, irish, lifetime, limited, membership, mercedes, million, parked, pounds, prostitute, protestant, replied, rolex, scared, sniff, spanking, yacht

Replies: 0
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

hexbaz's using 'exothermic' reminded me of this

Started by Bob Willson, 13th August 2004 04:33 PM

added, birth, boyles, death, exothermic, expand, expanding, expect, exponentially, heat, hell, hexbaz, increase, law, leaving, possibilities, pressure, question, rate, rates, religion, religions, reminded, slower, souls, stay, student, temperature, volume, wrote

Replies: 3
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:30 PM; by glenn k

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Newer riddle

Started by Eastie, 4th August 2004 03:38 PM

ago, answer, black, butting, color, death, facing, firsts, free, guards, guess, hat, hats, heard, horrible, line, newer, post, prisoners, riddle, save, separated, standing, time, tortures, walk, wall, wearing, white, wrong

Replies: 11
Views: 2,653

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 10:56 AM; by Driver

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Brain Cramps

Started by BigPop, 17th July 2004 11:48 PM

air, brain, clinton, colonel, cramps, death, exclude, federal, football, forever, genius, gerald, gore, heart, instructor, live, love, miss, necessarily, nfl, night, people, president, quarterback, rotc, types, u.s, vice, washington, wellman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2004 04:58 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

RIP Eastie

Started by ozwinner, 14th June 2004 10:36 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alas, bored, cheers, concious, death, decided, eastie, finish, leaning, locked, machine, mia, nice, person, play, previously, reach, regular, rip, rolleyes, running, safety, sander, shed, shellac, sort, stated, terrible, wondering, yesterday

Replies: 15
Views: 4,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2004 09:39 PM; by bitingmidge

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JOKES

Death to the Blithering Idiots

Started by bitingmidge, 14th April 2004 10:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aesthetics, architect, architects, art, barn, blithering, building, buildings, death, design, developed, education, form, harder, hear, house, huge, idiots, incapable, lifetime, living, mick, money, offence, person, producing, sculpture, sense, start, stuff

Replies: 23
Views: 5,858

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 07:48 PM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Retrosexual

Started by Christopha, 3rd April 2004 12:31 AM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2004 09:52 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

God's word

Started by Bob Willson, 28th March 2004 03:02 PM

20/20, abomination, admit, advice, altar, burn, canadians, confident, death, exodus, friend, glasses, god, gods, hair, laura, laws, lev, male, mine, odour, people, pleasing, radio, reading, recently, television, vision, wear, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2004 03:02 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

A little light relief ...........

Started by tyrone, 5th February 2004 10:45 PM

affect, alive, appearance, autopsies, autopsy, check, conception, court, date, dead, death, doctor, female, forget, girls, individual, light, memory, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, relief, sitting, son, terminated, time, voodoo, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2004 09:56 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Hard finish

Started by Mark Lyon, 7th January 2004 07:17 AM

apologies, browsing, covered, death, durable, finish, forum, hard, matter, pine, poly, question, quick, road, shellac, wax, wearing

Replies: 8
Views: 3,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2004 01:44 PM; by Mark Haywood

Forum:
FINISHING

Use this with care...

Started by AlexS, 29th October 2003 09:59 PM

bed, blokes, breakfast, broke, care, clothed, collapsed, death, forward, happily, harlot, home, laid, loves, married, mum, nasty, pulling, pyjamas, shes, son, staggerd, starting, strides, sweet, table, tonight, trick, wanton, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 09:59 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Darwin awards

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:07 PM

accident, awards, bullet, burns, caliber, chair, darwin, death, died, discharged, fuse, gas, hoy, killed, lighter, monday, news, nominee, police, poole, repair, shot, snyder, testicle, thurston, toronto, tree, truck, wallis, windows

Replies: 10
Views: 3,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2003 10:37 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

mother inlaw

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:19 PM

ago, arose, back;, body, burial, buried, care, certificate, chance, consul, cost, day, dead, death, died, difference, george, georges, happened, hearing, inlaw, jerusalem, loved, mother, mother-in-law, person, price, send, vacation

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2002 11:19 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Death notice

Started by Iain, 5th October 2002 09:03 AM

aged, couple, days, death, died, johnson, moments, notice, passengers, past, peacefully, read, remember, sleep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2002 09:03 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Fred Nile

Started by fxst, 18th August 2002 11:37 PM

352, abomination, altar, buy, claims, clarify, deal, death, exodus, feels, fred, friend, gods, insists, kill, lev, mexicans, mine, morally, nations, neighbor, nile, obligated, odor, people, pleasing, queenslanders, sabbath, slaves, unchanging

Replies: 0
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2002 11:37 PM; by fxst

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JOKES

death bed confessions

Started by Eastie, 30th May 2002 01:12 PM

becky, bed, brother, confess, confessions, death, die, everythings, father, friend, hand, hush, john, lips, move, mustered, pained, pale, peace, poisoned, replied, sleep, slept, smile, steady, stroked, talk, torment, vigil, weeping

Replies: 0
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2002 01:12 PM; by Eastie

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JOKES

lawyers

Started by Rod Smith, 15th May 2002 11:13 PM

$alive, autopsies, autopsy, body, check, dead, death, doctor, examined, fracas, lawyers, morning, oral, patient, people, performed, questions, recall, reported, responses, school, shot, sitting, stairs, table, terminated, time, true, witnesses, wondering$

Replies: 8
Views: 2,204