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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Started by ryanarcher, 1st April 2005 03:45 AM

cat, days, dog, eek, freezer, make, mrrrrooooow, slide, solid, sound, stick, table

Replies: 4
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2005 08:54 PM; by ozwinner

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Floating floor over carpet

Started by emdan, 26th March 2005 10:32 PM

$12/sqm, appreciated, ball, budget, carpet, cat, cheap, cheers, date, dog, emma, existing, fairly, figure, floating, floor, flooring, greatly, hope, low, net, park, prices, products, range, read, rent, sites, terms, underlay

Replies: 1
Views: 2,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2005 07:31 AM; by arms

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FLOORING

Who Needs Cats

Started by Grunt, 26th February 2005 01:14 PM

3rd, amused, behaviour, bit, boxer, boy, cat, catching, cats, control, days, drive, expect, grunt, joys, living, mice, mouse, prey, rural, saves, semi, set, terrier, traps

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2005 01:39 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wongo's first Quiz

Started by Wongo, 4th February 2005 01:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

animals, calendar, cat, chinese, don’t, easy, google, hint, quiz, respectfully, wongo, wongos, yohoo

Replies: 31
Views: 4,810

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2005 06:54 PM; by echnidna

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Removing Cat's Pee from floor boards

Started by DavidC, 27th January 2005 11:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agents, board, boards, cat, cats, cleaning, consumingly, covering, cypress, dry, floor, floorboard, flooring, lounge, patch, pee, pine, pss, refresh, remove, removing, replacing, scratch, seeped, smell, start, suggestions, thinkit, time, wet

Replies: 37
Views: 6,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 08:17 PM; by Fat Pat

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FLOORING

Diary of a K1W1 in Brisbane

Started by vsquizz, 27th January 2005 10:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloody, blow, brisbane, car, cat, damn, diary, hair, heat, hell, home, hot, house, humidity, k1w1, kitty, leather, live, november, october, palms, pool, repairman, smells, stupid, sun, sunny, temperature, warm, week

Replies: 29
Views: 3,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2005 04:42 PM; by Termite

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Dead Duck

Started by Jim Carroll, 17th December 2004 09:32 AM

$150.00, $25.00, bill, cat, checked, checks, dead, dog, duck, eyes, hands, head, lab, labrador, lady, limp, listens, local, minutes, night, reports, scan, shakes, stethescope, table, tail, takes, top, vet, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2004 10:02 PM; by oges

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The Demonic Ape

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2004 03:17 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, ape, apparently, aware, behaviour, cat, causing, chimpanzees, cruel, cruelty, demonic, distress, doco, empathy, environment, exhibit, goodalls, humans, leg, level, mother, mouse, neighbours, pain, shark, tears, theresa, understanding, upsetting, watching

Replies: 17
Views: 4,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2004 11:21 AM; by TassieKiwi

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

CD burners and sumpin' else

Started by Peter R, 24th November 2004 07:44 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 2,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2004 04:05 PM; by Honest Gaza

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how do you make a cat go woof

Started by Wood Butcher, 24th October 2004 09:33 PM

cat, lit, make, match, petrol, soak, woof, woooof

Replies: 1
Views: 1,625

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2004 10:01 PM; by Soren

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How to tell if a cat is dead

Started by silentC, 19th October 2004 09:40 AM

answered, boy, cat, child, dead, ear, exclaimed, explained, found, hed, innocently, kindergarten, leaned, move, pssed, pssst, pupil, surprise, teacher, told

Replies: 3
Views: 2,064

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2004 08:41 AM; by Kev Y.

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Einstiens Quiz

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 09:46 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 3,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 10:16 PM; by Tankstand

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clear grain filler

Started by whiteant, 25th August 2004 12:52 AM

400, acid, based, cat, clear, colour, compatible, filler, fillers, finish, finished, grain, grit, holes, jarrah, job, lacquer, leeds, match, mirotone, paper, redgum, sanded, satin, slab, spraying, table, tables, timbermate, water

Replies: 3
Views: 3,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 11:24 PM; by soundman

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FINISHING

Irish Quiz answers

Started by Geoff Dean, 11th May 2004 02:29 PM

allergic, answers, bathroom, bicycle, bridge, cat, deckchair, decorate, doesn, engine, famous, flies, food, home, irish, kettle, larry, mail, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2004 02:29 PM; by Geoff Dean

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Little Johnny

Started by FAB, 7th February 2004 09:32 AM

bacon, bowl, breakfast, cat, cereal, cheesed, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, johnny, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2004 09:32 AM; by FAB

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Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,961

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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Staining MDF ??????

Started by coggy, 9th November 2003 07:50 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arm, basically, box, brands, cat, chair, chairs, dark, friend, front, future, hold, job, marks, mdf, method, recomend, ripping, scratch, scratches, set-ee, shaped, stain, staining, stop, top, tuff, varnish, varnishing, wooden

Replies: 26
Views: 13,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2003 03:37 PM; by Shane Watson

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FINISHING

Professional Cats

Started by craigb, 13th August 2003 10:15 AM

accountant, agreed, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, claim, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, home, jumped, leave, measure, milk, paper, pissed, professional, public, rest, servant, sexually, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2003 10:15 AM; by craigb

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How To Bathe A Cat

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:31 PM

advantage, army, assume, bathe, bathroom, cat, cats, curtain, determined, door, drying, expect, glass, helmet, leg, life, lot, pick, reach, recommend, rule, shampoo, shower, shut, simple, simply, squirt, time, tub, water

Replies: 0
Views: 2,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:31 PM; by DavidG

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Science of Cats & Buttered Bread

Started by Eastie, 8th November 2002 09:59 AM

attempts, bread, bread/butter, butter, buttered, carpet, cat, cats, chicken, dropped, energy, equally, feet, floor, foot, force, forces, impact, land, landing, lands, masala, monorail, probability, quantum, science, theory, tikka, toast, topping

Replies: 3
Views: 3,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2002 11:31 AM; by Gino

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four man joke

Started by Gino, 29th September 2002 09:26 PM

accountant, agreed, assaulted, ate, break, called, cat, cats, chemist, coffee, drank, engineer, feet, joke, jumped, man, measure, milk, paper, pissed, public, rest, servant, sexually, smart, spreadsheet, stuff, t-square, tams, tim

Replies: 0
Views: 1,931

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2002 09:26 PM; by Gino

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Quiz Master

Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM

bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,921

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 06:52 PM; by oges

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Polly

Started by Richard Casey, 19th May 2002 11:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2002 11:55 PM; by Richard Casey

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dead gold fish

Started by Gino, 16th November 2001 01:18 PM

buried, cat, cheeky-faced, chuckle, concerned, dead, died, earth, fence, filling, fish, garden, gold, goldfish, heap, hole, inside, nancy, neighbour, patted, peered, politely, replied, tearfully, thursday, youngster

Replies: 0
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2001 01:18 PM; by Gino

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2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,092

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

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Kids advice to kids

Started by Gino, 18th March 2001 01:57 PM

advice, andrew, armir, bad, buster, cat, cutie, dad, dust, eating, glass, hide, kellie, kids, kitten, kyoyo, mad, milk, mom, piece, polka-dot, school, shes, shorts, start, tic-tac, time, underwear, wear, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,880

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2001 01:57 PM; by Gino

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Naughty boy

Started by Gino, 26th February 2001 11:05 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, father, feed, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, naughty, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, walking, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2001 11:05 AM; by Gino

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tight pussy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM

bar, bartender, beer, bottle, brings, buying, cat, change, chick, days, dollars, exact, found, genie, granted, guys, half, legs, million, ostrich, owe, pays, pocket, pussy, reaches, run, screwed, tight, walks, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:57 PM; by Gino

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Chain Letter

Started by Iain, 14th November 2000 02:15 PM

184, bound, break, brings, broke, cat, chain, cheerleader, cowboy, dallas, day, died, friend, have.at, keeping, letter, luck, lucky, mans, mine, received, remember, send, time, tired, wife, women, worth, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2000 02:15 PM; by Iain

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How to tell the weather

Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:25 PM

bad, cat, dog, dogs, door, expect, fur, hard, leave, raining, rubbed, sincerely, snow, snowing, soaking, standing, time, weather, wet, windy, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 07:37 PM; by Iain

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The drunk and the cat

Started by Iain, 13th October 2000 07:28 PM

cat, chair, drunk, eating, edge, leaned, lounge, remember, sitting, threw, upd, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 07:28 PM; by Iain

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pussy gone begging

Started by John Saxton, 3rd October 2000 10:16 PM

beautiful, begging, cat, change, fairy, front, guess, handsome, husband?she, imagine.she, johnno, knees, lady, makes, neutered, poof, porch, posssibly, pussy, rocking, saunters, smile, smitten, stands, stares, them.ooh, whispers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2000 10:16 PM; by John Saxton

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pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

Started by John Saxton, 27th September 2000 10:11 PM

,hes, activity, apologies, backyard, bloody, bozo, cat, cats, decorum, doors, explained, fifteen, flogged, german, hohum, hole, inside, johnno, joke, looked, neighbour, pussy, response, saucer, sheperd, simon, sounds, unusual

Replies: 0
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2000 10:11 PM; by John Saxton

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No grasshopper but a cat

Started by AlexS, 7th September 2000 08:05 AM

absolute, agent, agents, agrees, amazed, bit, bloke, book, capital, cat, cats, cities, classical, eventually, grasshopper, jazz, jumped, keyboard, loudly, month, musical, orchestrate, play, popular, running, simply, tour, virtuoso, window, worlds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,820

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2000 08:05 AM; by AlexS

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How do you make a dog sound like a cat?

Floating floor over carpet

Who Needs Cats

Wongo's first Quiz

Removing Cat's Pee from floor boards

Diary of a K1W1 in Brisbane

Dead Duck

The Demonic Ape

CD burners and sumpin' else

how do you make a cat go woof

How to tell if a cat is dead

Einstiens Quiz

clear grain filler

Irish Quiz answers

Little Johnny

Vet Bill

Staining MDF ??????

Professional Cats

How To Bathe A Cat

Science of Cats & Buttered Bread

four man joke

Quiz Master

Polly

dead gold fish

2 animal jokes

Dog lovers unite.

Kids advice to kids

Naughty boy

tight pussy

Chain Letter

How to tell the weather

The drunk and the cat

pussy gone begging

pussy joke with decorum ( ho-hum!)

No grasshopper but a cat