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Stolen car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th February 2012 04:33 PM

allan, bailed, barked, call, car, convince, coppers, darling, deafening, dropped, feather, frantically, headed, hour, keys, knocked, left, location, meek, morning, park, politely, realized, replied, silence, stolen, stupid, times, voice, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,724

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2012 06:50 PM; by munruben

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Sagging window frame - can't remove sliding panel

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 3rd February 2012 09:40 AM

aluminium, appears, bottoms, car, clean, clearance, frame, happened, ideas, jack, lift, lintel, panel, panels, push, read, remove, renovateforum.com, replace, reply, rollers, sagged, searching, sliding, surely, thinking, thread, tops, wayne, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2012 09:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Sometimes I Wonder.....

Started by Rodgera, 28th January 2012 04:18 PM

ago, barked, call, car, church, convince, days, diane, dianes, difficult, dropped, embarrassed, honey, ignition, ken, keys, left, lot, meeting, parking, policeman, retorted, silence, silent, stammered, stolen, theory, time, times, voice

Replies: 1
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2012 09:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Parking in Sydney

Started by munruben, 24th January 2012 09:58 AM

ahead, appears, appointment, beg, behold, car, dear, driving, favour, finished, found, frustrated, guy, heavens, late, looked, lord, low, middle, miracle, park, parking, prayer, pulled, round, sooner, spot, sydney, vacant, yards

Replies: 3
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2012 10:28 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Hello from Scot & Scotland

Started by Veedubeuro, 22nd January 2012 04:25 AM

account, alot, amazing, artists, call, car, competent, easy, forum, forums, found, guys, hope, ladscool2tsup, learn, live, posting, remember, rememberp, scot, scotland, veedubeuro, woodworker, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2012 08:39 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Government ransom

Started by BEKKY, 20th December 2011 04:18 PM

$10, average?”, car, collection.”, douse, fire, gallon.”, giving, government, jam, kidnapped, knocks, million, moving, on?”, petrol, ransom, replies, roll, senators, set, stuck, suddenly, taking, traffic, window, “about, “how, “terrorists, “what’s

Replies: 2
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 04:15 AM; by Rodgera

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Odd thing happened at the traffic lights

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th December 2011 04:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

29deg, bikini, briefest, car, caught, clubs, day, driving, friends, green, happen, happened, intersection, job, lights, melbourne, moved, nature-strip, nice, odd, properly.2tsup, red, road, string, suppose, thing, traffic, vacuuming, wash, watching

Replies: 19
Views: 3,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2011 06:20 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Julia and the Cow

Started by Woodkid, 18th November 2011 08:00 PM

bottle, car, charming, chauffeur, check, countryside, cow, daughter, driving, earth, farmer, gillard, gillards, god, grin, happened, julia, killed, love, malt, manner, meal, replies, road, slap-up, suddenly, touring, walks, whisky, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2011 08:00 PM; by Woodkid

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Just to stress THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME, not yet anyway

Started by fenderbelly, 31st August 2011 10:26 PM

beads, car, change, citizen, counter, distracted, easily, elmo, front, hanging, happen, headed, held, inside, jingled, keys, kid, mirror, purple, rear, senior, smile, stress, strode, toddler, truck, view, waiting, walked, word

Replies: 11
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2011 07:20 PM; by issatree

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green cars only

Started by bluegum30, 24th September 2011 07:51 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

car, cars, circling, green, herald, park, story, sun

Replies: 37
Views: 3,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2011 08:42 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Caring Grandfather

Started by Ozkaban, 28th September 2011 04:03 PM

amazing, badly, behaved, boy, business, calmly, car, caring, controlled, cool, disruptive, easy, elderly, gentleman, granddad, grandfather, grandpa, groceries, impressed, kevin, littles, loading, lucky, minutes;, stay, supermarket, time, voice, william, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2011 04:41 PM; by fenderbelly

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Older women solve problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th September 2011 05:53 PM

bed, black, car, celebrate, cheap, comfy, comment, girl, guys, house, intelligent, junk, living, marriage, married, month, older, problems, reasonable, search, sleep, sleeping, sofa, solve, told, watch, white, wife, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2011 06:49 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

super salesman

Started by texx, 8th September 2011 07:23 PM

1/2, bibles, boss, bugger, car, day, door, happy, hours, hrs, i-i-i-i-i, method, michael, owner, package, poor, s-s-s-s-sir, s-s-s-s-sold, salary, salesman, sell, selling, store, stutter, success, suggested, super, takes, tomorrow, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2011 07:34 PM; by fenderbelly

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The Goldberg Brothers - The Inventors of the Automobile Air Conditioner

Started by fenderbelly, 26th August 2011 11:52 AM

air, air-conditioner, anti-, automobile, brothers, car, conditioner, conditioners, controls, dashboard, day, degrees, ford, fords, goldberg, henry, hiram, installed, inventors, invited, label, max, million, norm, norman, office, recognition, refused, semitic, shown

Replies: 2
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2011 01:48 PM; by Ozkaban

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Drinkin' n' drivin'

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2011 06:14 PM

alcoholic, allan, arrived, brushes, bus, buses, car, dinner, drink, drinkin, drinks, driven, drivin, home, jump, law, life, limit, night, note, people, ray, real, safely, surprise, wheel, wheelin

Replies: 4
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2011 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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So Sad

Started by gawdelpus, 17th August 2011 11:06 AM

around., bagpipes, car, door, family, finished, friends., funeral, gather, heard, heart, homeless, lost, lunches, nothin, play, played, poor, putting, sad, septic, service, soul, started, tanks, twenty, weep, wept, workers, years.

Replies: 3
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 10:21 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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buying a car would like some information.

Started by bluegum30, 18th August 2011 04:51 PM

$14990, $15990, ,it, ,the, 2008, 68888, advertised, advice, automatic, bit, bought, buy, buying, car, dealer, falcon, fellas, ford, information, klm, price, rego, run, rwc, sedan, thinking, wise

Replies: 2
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2011 11:41 AM; by damian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Further on the subject of interest

Started by artme, 16th August 2011 07:39 PM

advertising, atleast, bottom, car, comparison, fine, impossible, print, rate, read, sales, screen, subject, term

Replies: 4
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2011 05:33 AM; by Dropcat

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A pretty young blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 15th August 2011 10:34 AM

backward, blonde, car, center, crowded, curb, don’t, driver, emphatically, finger, hear, impress, labrador, local, lot, nearby, parking, pretty, pulled, remain, retriever, rolled, seat, shopping, stay, strange, walked, windows, young, “park”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2011 10:34 AM; by fenderbelly

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WARNING about driving unregistered in NSW

Started by crowie, 2nd June 2011 07:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$1500, base, cameras, car, cars, checks, cross, data, driving, fancy, fine, nsw, penrith, police, reads, registered, rego, rta, special, suburbs, tonight, unregistered, vehicle, warning, western

Replies: 29
Views: 4,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2011 06:12 PM; by hughie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guard Dog

Started by Rodgera, 28th July 2011 11:05 AM

approached, bodyguard, candidate, canine, car, closer, country, day, decided, dog, driver, drove, guard, inspected, kidding, lot, nearest, parking, perfect, protection, ran, react, sister-in-law, told, trainer, truck, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,360

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2011 01:46 PM; by wheelinround

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Ye Olde Telephone

Started by RedShirtGuy, 13th July 2011 05:50 PM

anyhoo, car, carting, conjunction, dates, dirty, finishes, home, hooked, house, knowledge, machine, managed, material, modern, move, olde, original, partially, phone, phone/answering, plan, research, restore, restored, stick, storage, stuff, telephone, wireless

Replies: 7
Views: 2,200

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 09:59 PM; by rogerjenkins

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RESTORATION

Your computer (according to General Motors)

Started by Barry_White, 7th June 2011 05:43 PM

alternator, car, cars, computer, deploying, drive, driving, engine, foreign, general, illegal, industry, lights, lock, love, motors, occasionally, press, reason, refuse, replaced, restart, road, shut, technology, temperature, time, warning, whatsoever, windows

Replies: 1
Views: 1,959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2011 09:01 PM; by rodent

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Paddy the irish blond

Started by munruben, 8th June 2011 07:28 PM

back-seat, bar, bartender, blond, car, check, chortled, cold, concerned, damned, drunk, embrace, entwined, funny, girlfriend, head, hours, idea, inside, irish, laughing, looked, mentioned, paddy, pete, shook, staggered, told, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2011 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Answering machine message

Started by Allan at Wallan, 31st May 2011 01:18 PM

allan, answering, borrow, bringing, car, caring, chisels, clothes, cook, delivered, grandparent, home, ironing, kids, leave, listening, machine, meal, message, money, options, pick, press, school, select, start, talking, wash, wood, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2011 01:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Used Car Scam

Started by Bushmiller, 25th May 2011 08:06 PM

$1400, account, agent, anxious, bear, buyer, car, care, caught, collect, credence, designed, fee, mind, off-load, organise, organised, pay, paypal, progressed, scam, seller, selling, son, sounds, top, transaction, true, unwary, vehicle

Replies: 8
Views: 2,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2011 09:14 PM; by munruben

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Odd signs

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th February 2011 07:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alarmed, allan, baby, board, car, cyclists, door, driver, female, left, leg, odd, proper, reckon, samples, seat, shoulder, signs, startled, wrote

Replies: 23
Views: 3,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2011 09:42 PM; by rsser

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Car polish vs EEE

Started by Waldo, 12th April 2011 02:30 PM

aka, bloke, car, cut, eee, embark, gday, gift, label, lathe, looked, merit, merits, person, polish, previously, speaking, told, tub, woodturning

Replies: 13
Views: 3,565

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2011 07:05 PM; by Grommett

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FINISHING

Early arrival - Egyptian style

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th April 2011 12:32 PM

allan, arrival, arrived, arriving, blew, burst, car, doorway, dress, early, egyptian, fancy, friend, girl, horn, invited, kids, mummy.d, party, questioned, requested, style, told, toot, tutankhamun

Replies: 1
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2011 08:17 PM; by olbassy

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Interstate Car Transport

Started by smidsy, 25th March 2011 10:02 AM

6x4, backload, box, brisbane, car, cheap, cheers, falcon, fine, guys, hei, ideal, ideally, interstate, metro, money, paul, perth, qld, recommend, tight, trailer, transport, wagon

Replies: 2
Views: 1,481

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2011 09:09 AM; by markharrison

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Not rude...but there was four men in a brothel see...

Started by FenceFurniture, 26th February 2011 03:51 PM

alright, amusement, answer, answers, aunt, brothel, car, door.running, door.tiptoe, fella, fourth, gag, hard, leaving, light.bike, men, othersno, putting, reasoned, red, replies, resist, response, rudebut, sitting, solicit, spoil, time, told, underneath

Replies: 3
Views: 1,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 11:39 PM; by joe greiner

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G'Day from the Gold Coast

Started by Daniel Marcante, 18th February 2011 11:07 PM

bits, bobs, car, cheers, coast, craftsmanship, daniel, develop, garage, gday, gold, highschool, house, ideas, japanese, joined, keen, knowledge, minimal, months, moved, packed, power, set, set-up, style, thinking, tools, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2011 07:55 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

It was a Christmas treat

Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2011 01:25 AM

bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hour, hours, jay, jays, left, louise, louises, mantel, morning, noticed, pantyhose, poor, santa, talking, treat, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 05:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mini-Orb Supplier

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th January 2011 07:10 PM

awning, bring, called, car, commodore, cut, diyer, fit, gday, geelong, mini-orb, mitre-10, read, renovateforum.com, size, snips, supplier, supply, surely, thread, tin, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 07:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

car repairs and insurance companies

Started by fubar, 20th January 2011 04:10 PM

agreed, amount, appreciated, ball, call, car, companies, company, contact, cost, details, exceed, exchanged, front, guy, input, insurance, lose, market, money, nose, pass, quotes, repairs, rolling, runs, start, strike, vehicle, weeks

Replies: 7
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 09:30 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

acrylic panes

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th January 2011 07:00 PM

acrylic, car, cut, double, drive, exact, glased, guys, health, measure, melbourne, ohh, online, panes, read, renovateforum.com, reply, sell, send, thread, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2011 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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Recipe for fireproofing woolen blankets??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th December 2010 09:20 AM

blankets, book, bought, burn;, bushfire, capes, car, clothing, emergency, fireproof, fireproofing, foil, home, house, left, lose, lost, manufacture, moved, read, recipe, reflective, renovateforum.com, salvos, stuff, thread, treatment, washed, wool, woolen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2010 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Did i read that correctly?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th December 2010 08:45 AM

bargain, bring, car, care, children, conference, correctly, day, door, elephants, farmers, field, floor, hope, illness, laundromat, leaflet, lessons, machines, notice, office, park, read, repair, safari, shop, spotted, stay, toilet, washing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 11:30 PM; by munruben

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This can't be right!

Started by Woodwould, 5th November 2010 10:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, brick, buy, car, coach, commensurate, company, companys, country, days, destroyed, driver, figure, hand, hiatus, hire, hit, identical, insurance, maintained, model, pay-out, seemingly, similar, sunday, twelve, wall, weeks, wood, woods

Replies: 34
Views: 5,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 04:01 PM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

woodwitch

Started by Jan Crawford, 16th November 2010 06:49 PM

art, bairnsdale, business, busy, car, crawford, day, fire, gday, home, homecare, house, http://www.ubeaut.com.au, ina, jan, looked, melb, ofwhen, pyrography, remember, road, site, stationwagon, stay, sue, woodburning, woodheap, woodrturning, woodwitch, www.ubeaut.com.au

Replies: 6
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2010 08:08 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

MDF for inside car

Started by dmx, 5th November 2010 07:49 PM

2tsup, advance, automotive, bond, build, car, coat, disappeared, fiber, fiberglass, filler, final, inside, joint, mdf, no1, pic, picture, polyester, pretend, primer, result, sand, seal, similiar, special, spray, texture, wink

Replies: 8
Views: 2,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 05:30 PM; by dmx

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FINISHING

What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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is common sence dead?

Started by weisyboy, 28th September 2010 11:51 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

4wd, bit, car, common, dalby, day, dead, electrical, england, fixed, flat, gravel, highway, months, people, pit, pulled, road, sapling, sence, smoke, spare, tape, teh, tow, truck, tyre, wagon, waiting, woman

Replies: 61
Views: 8,639

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2010 08:48 PM; by Geoff Dean

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

De-racking an old shed

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2010 02:30 PM

assed, bits, bracing, car, chains, diagonally, door, fairly, fall, garage, half, house, nail, plates, read, remove, renovateforum.com, resist, righted, roof, shape, shed, square, storage, strain, structure, thread, tighten, winch, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 2,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2010 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Council building permits

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2010 09:00 AM

$3000, acre, approve, block, building, car, council, elements, exposed, fee, finished, greed, hardware, inspector, job, local, miss, nearest, neighbour, office, permits, plan, plumbing, reject, remain, result, site, stupidity, suppliers, trip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2010 09:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Oops..the consequences of overspray on HVLP

Started by TomH, 17th October 2010 09:34 PM

assumed, bar, car, change, cheers, clay, consequences, covered, fortunately, garage, glad, hvlp, learned, message, oopsthe, overspray, polish, polished, rub, sections, serious, spent, spot, spray, spraying, time, tom, turps, undercoat, washed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2010 09:34 PM; by TomH

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FINISHING

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

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Reducing thickness of garage beams?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th October 2010 01:20 AM

140x50mm, 197cm, 200x50mm, advice, appreciated, beams, bearing, car, cheers, cms, entry, factor, falls, fast, garage, height, hold, live, lot, method, read, renovateforum.com, responsible, safe, safety, thickness, thread, weight, width, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2010 01:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

LPG petrol hybrid conversions

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd September 2010 05:30 PM

advantage, buy, car, conventional, conversion, conversions, dieselpane, economy, engine, europe, fuel, fuels, hugher, hybrid, inoculation, links, lpg, mix, percentage, petrol, phone, power, read, renovateforum.com, similar, system, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 2,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2010 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

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