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Living will

Started by normell, 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM

beer, bottle, dependent, fluids, live, living, machine, plug.d, pull, sitting, threw, unplugged, vegetative, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:44 AM; by normell

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JOKES

Napisan

Started by Bluegum, 12th October 2005 10:45 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 10:45 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Shelf Life of UBeaut

Started by Peter Jones, 30th September 2005 09:59 PM

bottle, de-, life, months, peter, shelf, shellac, ubeaut, waxed, white

Replies: 5
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 12:30 PM; by Peter Jones

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FINISHING

Maintaining the finish

Started by Gavin04, 30th August 2005 12:39 PM

advice, bed, bottle, expensive, feast, finally, finish, funiture, furniture, gavin, jarrah, maintaining, mart, nice, oil, oiled, picked, polish, polished, recommend, sanded, satin, shop, starting, stuff, suitable, tung, urethane, watsons, wonderfully

Replies: 3
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 03:05 PM; by Gumby

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FINISHING

Steve Irwin

Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM

bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 11:23 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

White polish

Started by Corunetes, 27th July 2005 04:59 PM

absolutely, anyhoot, assumption, book, bottle, btw, bunnings, coats, correct, couple, cypress, disney, finish, future, layers, love, method, neil, noticed, pain, plastic, polish, priced, question, shellac, unreasonably, wax, white, wonderful, worth

Replies: 5
Views: 5,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2005 11:55 AM; by Corunetes

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FINISHING

What's worse

Started by Daddles, 25th July 2005 12:37 AM

aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh, bottle, bundy, cheerrrthh, cricket, empty, france, howeffer, ith, pronouth, raining, tour, witcharthhd, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 02:02 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

can you remember when?

Started by Big Mac, 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM

ate, bikes, bottle, broke, day, deal, door, drank, drink, eyes, footy, friends, games, house, internet, kids, knocked, law, learned, remember, ride, rode, soft, survived, talked, times, tryouts, video, walked, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2005 10:35 PM; by Big Mac

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JOKES

;)

Started by Christopha, 10th June 2005 10:15 PM

bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, cl600, cut, decided, dollars, drink, ferrari, folded, garage, gentleman, handed, inches, information, instructed, lady, maranello, mercedes, merlot, million, note, porsche, read, return, send, turbo, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 10:15 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Forgot to prime under waterproof membrane

Started by JamesD, 11th May 2005 02:35 AM

200mm, 500x500x12, 600mm, acrylic, adhere, appears, bit, bottle, cheers, darn, dry, finished, forgot, lip, membrane, painted, pretty, prime, putting, question, rock, scratch, solid, spa, stuck, tile, tiles, urrrggghhhh, villaboard, waterproof

Replies: 1
Views: 2,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2005 08:52 AM; by arms

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BATHROOM & TOILET

Magic In A Bottle

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 27th April 2005 11:15 PM

bottle, day, dresser, duo, finish, finishing, fish, future, harm, hit, internet, magic, marks, polish, previously, product, pull, question, restore, restrict, reviver, shine, sister, staining, suggested, tank, u-beaut, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,895

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2005 08:25 PM; by ozwinner

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FINISHING

restorer recipe

Started by obsidian, 13th April 2005 11:45 PM

$29, bottle, crazy, eternally, financial, furniture, grateful, held, outlay, pieces, price, ransom, recipe, restore, restorer

Replies: 5
Views: 2,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2005 12:13 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Sherlock Holmes goes camping.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 5th April 2005 12:39 AM

approximately, beautiful, bottle, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, lay, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, observe, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, watson

Replies: 0
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2005 12:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Meeiowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Started by Robert WA, 28th March 2005 05:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2005 05:18 PM; by Robert WA

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JOKES

Irish jokes for St. Pat's day

Started by AlexS, 16th March 2005 07:14 PM

aye, bless, bottle, brothel, day, enter, found, god, grave, home, irish, irishmen, jokes, late, lived, michael, night, ogradys, paddy, pat, pats, priest, pub, seamus, sean, shame, soul, tis, trooper, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2005 08:45 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Finger lick'n good

Started by ozwinner, 22nd January 2005 07:48 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

age, attention, blood, bottle, cancel, cheers, cool, cover, dog, embarrased, feel, finger, fit, god, good, health, insurance, lickn, life, mine, panic, prostate, prostrate, relax, tells, test, tested, told, umteen, week

Replies: 31
Views: 3,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2005 01:19 PM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

I was a good boy

Started by ozwinner, 28th December 2004 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bottle, boy, brung, dun, dvd, good, missus, nice, port, santa, snuggle, son, steptoe, yeah, youse

Replies: 23
Views: 2,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2005 01:38 AM; by vsquizz

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Perth Cup - A christmassy/new year story

Started by Pete J, 23rd December 2004 05:14 PM

bottle, bubbly, christmas, christmassy or new, coming, complaint, cup, field, front, guide, hampered, head, horse, immediately, jockey, line, managed, merry, perth, pudding, race, run, skill, stewards, story, struck, succeeded, unsurprisingly, upheld, year

Replies: 2
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:03 AM; by echnidna

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JOKES

One should NEVER ...

Started by Daddles, 20th December 2004 06:00 PM

beer, bottle, dizzy, eek, errr, keyboard, pick, richard, scull, sit, spin, witchard, wretched

Replies: 2
Views: 924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2004 08:57 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dirty head

Started by jow104, 4th November 2004 10:46 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acholol, alternative, bottle, cdrom, cleaning, dirty, disk, drive, drives, equipment, experience, head, hope, input, intermittently, rom, sophisticated, stuff, suggestions, suspect, time, video

Replies: 19
Views: 4,000

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2004 07:39 PM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Eighteen Bottles

Started by Barry_White, 12th October 2004 10:15 AM

affluence, author, bottle, bottles, contents, cork, counted, drank, drink, drunker, eighteen, exception, feelish, finally, fool, glass, half, houses, incohol, peep, poured, pulled, sink, stand, tha, thunk, tinkle, unknown, whiskey, withdrew

Replies: 0
Views: 1,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2004 10:15 AM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

child proof containers.

Started by jackiew, 5th October 2004 12:52 PM

adults, average, bleach, bottle, brush, child, container, containers, dumb, earth, experience, fence, found, frustrating, inch, kids, leave, lid, paint, plastic, poisonous, poured, product, products, proof, similarly, solution, stick, stop, surely

Replies: 8
Views: 3,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2004 10:24 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 1,955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Help finishing my first project???

Started by SeFu, 8th September 2004 05:27 PM

advance, bottle, cutting, difference, doubt, edge, finish, finishing, forward, lingo, makes, minwax, newbie, pine, polyurethane, project, reading, reply, rosewood, routering, rubbed, sefu, sit, speak, stain, stained, steps, table, time, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2004 05:39 PM; by echnidna

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FINISHING

Laugh if you will, but it is serious and DAMHIK

Started by journeyman Mick, 3rd August 2004 12:05 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allergic, allergies, allergy, almonds, aloe, amounts, anaphylaxis, aspirin, bit, blood, bottle, burning, cream, damhik, doctor, doses, hives, intolerable, intolerant, itching, laugh, mandarins, night, patient, people, person, red, rum, salycilates, vera

Replies: 30
Views: 6,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2004 01:17 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spontaneous Combustion

Started by HappyHammer, 12th August 2004 10:51 AM

avoid, bench, bit, boiled, bottle, combust, combustion, finish, freaked, glad, linseed, night, oil, project, rag, rags, read, soak, spontaneous, spontaneously, testing, thrown, timber, water

Replies: 12
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 04:01 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
FINISHING

A good time was had by all !

Started by Eastie, 10th August 2004 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, borer, borers, bottle, collection, craig, crayon, didn’t, dust, farewell, finished, good, happy, is…, managed, mark, meg, norton, planes, play, red, robbo, shaving, shed, stones, time, v’s, water, winner, wood

Replies: 21
Views: 4,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 08:25 PM; by ozwinner

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Poll: Cork, Screw or Plastic

Started by HappyHammer, 19th July 2004 12:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

admit, ago, bottle, bought, cap, caps, cork, corks, couple, decent, drink, drop, favourite, friends, plastic, pretty, question, reached, realised, red, remember, screw, seal, stock, vineyard, weeks, white, wide, wine, wondered

Replies: 31
Views: 6,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 11:35 PM; by Kris.Parker1

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POLLS

Removing stain from F/Glass Pool

Started by smidsy, 5th August 2004 06:15 PM

2nd, blonde, bottle, bucket, cheers, chemical, colour, copper, dilute, f or glass, f/glass, fibreglass, free, guarantee, guys, hei, names, pool, posting, remove, removing, shes, shop, smidsy, stain, stains, stuff, technical, vindication, water

Replies: 5
Views: 3,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2004 09:58 PM; by ED T

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POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

Ersatz Spokeshave

Started by Iain, 8th April 2004 08:52 AM

amazing, assistance, bottle, contemplating, discovery, endeth, ersatz, lesson, life, meaning, mysteries, peelers, potato, shiraz, spokeshave, spokeshaves, universe, whilst

Replies: 9
Views: 3,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2004 01:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

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HINTS & TIPS

Dining Out

Started by Baz, 13th February 2004 08:52 PM

600, 850, bank, beautiful, bmw, bottle, called, chuckled, cut, dining, dollars, ferrari, garage, gorgeous, happen, inches, mercedes, million, nearby, note, pants, read, reading, send, sitting, table, testarosa, twenty-five, waiter, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2004 08:52 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Outdoor Furniture Oil Application

Started by Shane Watson, 11th January 2004 11:17 AM

2004, application, apply, atomising, bottle, buy, cheap, cheers, clean, cordless, crude, cutting, decking, dressers, exterior, facilities, fill, furniture, grey, hair, mention, oil, outdoor, spray, timber, time, type, wattyl, wet, yippee

Replies: 3
Views: 3,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2004 03:23 PM; by Sturdee

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Problems with French Polish

Started by silentC, 3rd December 2003 01:00 PM

affect, antique, bad, bit, bottle, card, cloth, credit, feast, fine, finish, french, halfway, handbook, lathe, metho, paint, piece, polish, polished, polishers, problems, proper, putting, sort, spinning, stripping, stuff, watson, weathered

Replies: 14
Views: 4,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2003 02:21 PM; by silentC

Forum:
FINISHING

inner peace

Started by soundman, 30th August 2003 11:36 PM

achieve, advice, article, bottle, box, chocolates, daniels, feel, finally, finish, finished, found, gin, idea, jack, litre, looked, passing, peace, prozac, read, red, simple, started, vodka, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2003 10:44 AM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
JOKES

Farmer Giles

Started by ozwinner, 8th August 2003 04:38 PM

bloke, bottle, dews, door, eek, farmer, fella, front, giles, halves, hang, hat, honey, jar, knock, milk, mind, minutes, noticed, paddock, pussy, son, standing, thistle, twenty, willow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:38 PM; by ozwinner

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JOKES

Envirotex

Started by adaran01, 14th July 2003 05:53 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2003 10:17 AM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
FINISHING

The deaf genie

Started by Dion, 17th October 2002 11:35 PM

appeared, bar, bartender, bloke, bottle, bottles, day, deaf, dwarf, foot, genie, granted, guy, inch, luck, midget, minature, past, pianist, piano, played, player, playing, polishing, pretty, releasing, short, tall, walking, whered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 11:35 PM; by Dion

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JOKES

Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,823

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Cough syrup

Started by Eastie, 3rd October 2002 10:30 AM

afraid, arrives, assistant, bottle, cough, entire, front, guy, heavily, him;, idiot, late, laxative, laxatives, leaning, morning, owner, pharmacy, pharmasist, replies, shop, syrup, treat, wall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2002 10:53 AM; by Tim the Timber Turner

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JOKES

Achieving inner piece

Started by Kev Y., 9th July 2002 01:30 PM

achieve, achieving, advice, article, bottle, box, daniels, feel, finally, finish, finished, found, jack, peace, piece, prozacs, read, red, simple, start, sweets, vodka

Replies: 1
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2002 06:17 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

holy water

Started by Jeff, 26th March 2002 02:54 PM

baby, belly, bottle, butt, cats, eye, firetruck, greets, holy, johnny, liquid, local, nothin, pass, playing, powerful, priest, replies, righteous, rub, rubbed, sidewalk, sitting, sternly, turpentine, water, womans, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,821

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2002 06:17 PM; by oges

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JOKES

Horizontal folk dancing

Started by Kev Y., 27th February 2002 09:18 PM

bottle, bucket, children, couple, cries, dance, dancing, doggy, folk, harness, honey, horizontal, hot, lead, leather, marriage, mitzvah, porno, positions, rabbi, replies, rubber, sex, sheets, standing, style, top, video, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2002 09:18 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Aunt Karen

Started by Gino, 15th October 2001 09:14 AM

assignment, aunt, basket, bottle, break, broke, chickens, class, daddy, drank, eggs, enemy, flight, grade, gun, hatched, hit, karen, killed, machete, machine, market, moral, parents, sarah, story, teacher, ten, time, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2001 09:14 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Bridget Jones Stress Relief Diet

Started by Rod Smith, 5th September 2001 12:46 PM

bars, bottle, bottles, bread, bridget, cheesecake, chocolate-chip, cream, cup, desserts, diet, dinner, directly, eaten, family, freezer, garlic, jones, loaves, mars, red, relief, remember, smirnoff, stress, tea, topping, vodka, white, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2001 02:04 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Understanding Women

Started by Island Ape, 6th February 2001 02:25 AM

3-lane, 4-lane, america, atlantic, bottle, bridge, build, car, concrete, cork, difficult, drive, driving, flying, genie, impossible, lights, love, mention, popped, pulled, replies, scared, short, steel, street, thousands, understand, understanding, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2001 02:25 AM; by Island Ape

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JOKES

tight pussy

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:57 PM

bar, bartender, beer, bottle, brings, buying, cat, change, chick, days, dollars, exact, found, genie, granted, guys, half, legs, million, ostrich, owe, pays, pocket, pussy, reaches, run, screwed, tight, walks, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:57 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Beers Good Tucker,.. Eh!

Started by John Saxton, 25th November 2000 01:06 AM

accuse, beer, beers, bottle, car, care, demand, dosent, easy, football, games, gene, good, labels, mind, month, mother, pick, pig, play, pop, raise, sexist, share, tastes, toilet, tucker, wet, whine, worry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2000 05:24 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Another little Johnny

Started by John Saxton, 19th September 2000 08:46 PM

baby, bloody, bottle, cats, dirt, holy, johnno, johnny, lad, liquid, motorbike, parish, passed, past, poured, querulously, savage, sitting, sizzle, watching, water, womans, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,297

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2000 08:46 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Jesus at the pub

Started by Iain, 10th August 2000 07:05 PM

2000.], accident, ago, american, anymore, approached, august, australian, barman, bottle, cried, edited, englishman, exclaimed, extended, hand, iain, impressed, jesus, leg, message, neck, pub, riding, sore, stiff, thankyou, touched, workcover, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 07:05 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

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