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Lost Luggage

Started by Rodgera, 17th August 2006 07:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 08:44 PM; by ernknot

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Thumbs up for our emergency services.

Started by Sturdee, 30th July 2006 05:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

000, ambos, arrived, assessing, collapsed, deal, department, diabetes, drips, emergency, extremely, helpful, hooked, hospital, immediately, line, minutes, monitors, notwithstanding, operator, oxygen, pleasant, services, staff, stayed, system, thumbs, treat, whilst, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2006 02:24 PM; by John Saxton

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Help - wrong colour bookshelves

Started by nagging wife, 2nd July 2006 12:40 PM

argument, arrived, bookshelves, chainsaw, colour, coloured, colours, confused, consulting, cypruss, darker, easilly, fixed, furniture, golden, hard, husband, match, quicker, solution, top, varnish, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2006 03:29 PM; by martrix

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FINISHING

Hatched today.

Started by Schtoo, 10th May 2006 01:19 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

3410gm/7.5, 349, agreed, arrive, arrived, beautiful, cleaned, couple, hatched, healthy, idea, lbs, life, minutes, mum, night, noise, obvious, pic, popped, presuasion, pretty, screamed, sleep, staff, started, tad, talking, today, yesterday

Replies: 37
Views: 4,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2006 09:03 AM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

GMC (thanks Wayne)

Started by Iain, 6th April 2006 08:01 AM

arrange, arrived, arrives, bought, call, claim, courier, door, edit, encountered, explain, fixed, friday, gmc, jointer, knock, lost, pat, pick, quick, receipt, time, track, tuesday, unit, vac, wayne, wednesday, worthy, wriggle

Replies: 10
Views: 2,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 02:12 AM; by seanr

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And Now there is three

Started by Ashore, 21st February 2006 10:53 PM

arrived, grandad, grandson, guess, healthy, means, meet, moment, people, rgds, russell, shed, someday, suffer, time, william, woodie

Replies: 14
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 04:41 PM; by Simomatra

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Clever Mechanic

Started by Landseka, 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM

announced, arrived, automobile, car, clever, dealership, department, discovered, door, drivers, feverishly, found, handle, hey, idiot, instinctively, keys, locked, mechanic, passenger, pick, replied, service, sighting, technician, told, unlock, unlocked, watched, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2006 10:23 AM; by Landseka

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Re-finishing a staircase

Started by KellyM, 17th February 2006 11:52 AM

appreciated, arrived, attached, banister, black, cedar, colour, finally, finish, handbook, japan, kelly, makes, meantime, newel, paint, picture, pine, polishers, posts, red, refinishing, similar, staircase, suggestions, thinking, timbers, turps, weakened, western

Replies: 6
Views: 4,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2006 07:34 PM; by durwood

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RAN Retirement Bonus

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 10:09 AM

accepted, arrived, bonus, calmly, cheques, chief, decided, exclaimed, explaining, g~d, insisted, measured, medical, nice, officer, officers, pension, previous, ran, received, reconsider, replied, retirement, tape, testicles, tip, toes, vietnam, walked, weenie

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 07:30 PM; by ss_11000

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You thought blond were dumb.

Started by bennylaird, 31st January 2006 03:05 PM

answered, arrived, bet, blond, blondes, clothes, dealers, departed, dice, dumb, dumfounded, finally, hugged, jumped, moral, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, story, thought, thousand, twenty, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2006 03:05 PM; by bennylaird

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Water Based Urethane

Started by 8ball, 11th January 2006 03:17 PM

600, 73s, air, applying, appreciated, arrived, base, based, brush, coats, coffee, definatelly, eyes, finally, finish, greatly, grit, marks, oils, patiently, pock, sanding, silicones, spray, table, trouble, urethane, urethanes, waited, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 12:14 AM; by la Huerta

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FINISHING

Medicare Won't Pay

Started by Baz, 24th January 2006 07:43 PM

aids, arrived, biopsy, doctor, dreadful, drop, expensive, home, husband, husbands, jones, laboratory, medicare, middle, pay, people, positive, questioned, recommend, sleep, speaking, supposed, test, tested, testing, tests, time, town, uncertain, ward

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2006 08:31 PM; by Fella

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Treated Pine post in the ground

Started by gsouth, 15th January 2006 01:18 PM

100x100, arrived, base, building, directly, ensure, faded, geoff, green, ground, paint, pine, post, posts, privacy, project, putting, question, quick, retaining, screen, stirrup, stirrups, tinge, treated, treatment, underground, wall, wood, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 15,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 01:19 PM; by Zed

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Our new adopted baby

Started by Iain, 23rd December 2005 02:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adopted, arrived, baby, beautiful, boy, colt, evening, feed, month, thursday, warmblood

Replies: 20
Views: 2,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2005 04:44 AM; by ele__13

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Spray mask - US cartridge available

Started by MurrayD99, 28th November 2005 11:22 AM

$us20.00, 23/11, 25/11, 60926, allergy, amazon, amazons, arrived, auckland, cartridge, cartridges, check, cost, deals, deliver, dilute, fellow, finishers, freight, mask, money/address, p100, packs, pair, process, purchasing/payment, scheduled, spray, supplier, vendor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:22 AM; by MurrayD99

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FINISHING

Fair Play

Started by Tikki, 21st October 2005 08:02 PM

arrived, bad, bliss, carpets, cleaned, clueless, curtain, day, days, decided, explain, fair, girl, hollow, husband, kitchen, left, move, play, prawn, removalists, resulting, rods, shells, slowly, smelled, started, steam, surely, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 08:48 AM; by Gingermick

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Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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Dribbling in ma beer. (plonk)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 3rd October 2005 09:48 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

argument, arrived, bed, beer, bile, bit, cancer, complication, cos, couple, dribbling, dry, ducts, excuses, farewell, fridge, friends, hear, horror, infection, movie, plonk, primary, reckon, secondary, set, special, teary, treatment, visit

Replies: 23
Views: 2,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 12:40 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Full Report - Welcome Mat, Midge's 4000th post, The big day OUT!!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd October 2005 06:51 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

4000th, arrived, big, canadians, change, cheers, coming, corner, day, disagree, effect, flippant, guest, liquor, mat, midge, midges, post, realised, report, sat, stay, strong, succumbing, sun, tuned, waste, word, xxxx, zed

Replies: 46
Views: 6,392

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 03:20 AM; by barnsey

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Mc Jing

Started by routermaniac, 10th June 2005 02:49 AM

48hours, arrived, brass, chisels, doorstep, excellent, ferrules, guys, impressed, jing, jings, service, thei, time, website, week

Replies: 8
Views: 2,796

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2005 11:27 AM; by Bodgy

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Pancakes

Started by fxst, 16th August 2005 06:52 PM

angel, appeared, arrived, boy, breakfast, brenda, child, confidently, declared, doctor, examining, exclaimed, explained, father, gee, health, hesitation, middle, morning, mum, pancakes, replied, rest, six-year-old, solve, son, stack, steve, table, warm

Replies: 4
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:44 PM; by joseph84

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I just have to share this with you ....

Started by Driver, 28th July 2005 08:32 PM

amount, arrived, australia, background, biggest, bill, billing, bloke, cap, contract, conversation, department, email, explain, failed, helpful, mobile, organisation, original, paperwork, pause, pay, phone, post, send, share, slightly, spoke, telco, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2005 10:26 AM; by shaunburgess

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Confidential Reports

Started by Five Thumbs, 16th July 2005 09:49 PM

achieve, aged, arrived, changed, confidential, considerably, consistently, curiosity, drunk, fails, final, follow, goals, idiot, idle, low, officer, presence, protested, reason, reports, robs, sense, sets, sober, soldiers, summary, unit, village, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2005 03:56 PM; by doug the slug

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Do you have working smoke detectors in your house?

Started by journeyman Mick, 13th July 2005 12:49 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

ablaze, alarms, alerted, arrived, belongings, bit, broke, bugger, caught, community, curtains, detectors, family, fire, fortunately, house, kids, lighter, lost, mick, minutes, playing, shed, smoke, spreading, started, time, unharmed, water, working

Replies: 46
Views: 6,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2005 10:01 PM; by Daddles

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A heart attack experience

Started by jow104, 17th June 2005 12:53 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acceptable, age, ambulance, angina, arrived, attack, bathroom, blood, call, chest, cut, day, direct, ecg, experience, heart, hedge, hospital, local, minutes, normal, pain, proceeds, reading, shower, thin, time, transfer, transmits, treatment

Replies: 22
Views: 2,948

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2005 08:57 AM; by silentC

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The fastest bearings in the land.

Started by E. maculata, 8th June 2005 09:16 PM

applause, arrived, aust, bearings, behold, bite, bonus, bruce, business, company, deserve, ducked, fastest, grab, home, land, low, lucky, lunch, net, nsw, performs, post, reckon, service, site, special, support, week, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2005 08:14 PM; by AlexS

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The Blonde and the Casino

Started by Daddles, 14th March 2005 10:05 AM

answered, arrived, attractive, bet, blonde, bored, casino, clothes, dealers, departed.the, dice, dumfounded, finally, hope, hugged, jumped, mind, picked, quickly, roll, single, squealed, stared, stop, waiting, watching, winnings, woman, won

Replies: 3
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2005 04:46 PM; by Grunt

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driving skills and school names

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 12:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 04:44 PM; by ozwinner

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Just do it

Started by Iain, 23rd February 2005 01:30 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2005 05:08 PM; by Harry72

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Instructions etc...

Started by Iain, 10th January 2005 08:44 AM

arrived, bit, finally, instructions, tablesaw

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2005 11:03 AM; by Kev Y.

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CHRISTMAS DAY 2pm

Started by jow104, 26th December 2004 02:17 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2004 01:02 PM; by fxst

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Just received these......

Started by Iain, 24th December 2004 05:02 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2004 10:34 AM; by Barry_White

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Shipping Times

Started by Termite, 16th August 2004 01:03 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

act, answer, arrived, aug, bear, brisbane, carbatec, central, coast, days, friday, mad, mind, monday, morning, noon, nsw, rang, running, shipped, shipping, termite, thursday, timbecon, times, wednesday

Replies: 31
Views: 7,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 06:28 PM; by outback

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Blatant cut and paste......

Started by Christopha, 28th August 2004 06:34 PM

activity, arrive, arrived, blatant, british, cable, calls, complaint, considerable, customer, customers, cut, day, disappointment, installation, letter, line, modem, music, ntl, office, paste, reading, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman

Replies: 13
Views: 3,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2004 01:18 PM; by Termite

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Supernatural Experience on outskirts of Melbourne

Started by Wood Borer, 30th August 2004 10:42 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

again”, apparently, approached, arrived, bow, cautiously, chap, don’t, driving, ensures, experience, greeted, happened, held, incredible, inspector, melbourne, mernda, morals, night, outskirts, people, plenty, references, sale, status, suggest, supernatural, temple, tie

Replies: 17
Views: 4,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2004 10:38 AM; by Wood Borer

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Bloody BUNNINGS Again!!!

Started by Christopha, 6th August 2004 12:01 AM

arrived, aust, bag, bloody, box, bunnings, check, collecting, contents, customers, dad, eventually, found, hats, hope, mail, mt.isa, mugs, mum, paid, people, post, queensland, shocking, shopping, south, terrible, thoughtless, wallet, wrapped

Replies: 13
Views: 8,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2004 10:49 PM; by John Saxton

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Don't mess with women

Started by Bob Willson, 29th May 2004 09:32 AM

air, apartment, arrived, brought, canisters, carpets, checked, cleaned, company, curtain, day, days, dead, exterminators, finally, fresheners, gas, hung, mess, move, moving, packing, purchase, rodents, rods, set, shrimp, steam, vents, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 09:32 AM; by Bob Willson

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Australia-environmentally friendly or not

Started by jackiew, 25th May 2004 06:45 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, australia, australia-environmentally, australiaenvironmentally, bills, bit, cars, cooling, dark, event, flames, forum, friendly, happy, homes, huge, insulated, melbourne, painting, people, planning, poorly, renovations, roof, suprised, tangent, wait, wasteful, water, wife

Replies: 28
Views: 5,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2004 11:33 PM; by journeyman Mick

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Out Of Use

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:14 PM

anymore, arrived, birthday, bought, brought, called, cold, color, discarded, hear, home, house, husband, jeans, leave, lovely, pair, pants, perfectly, shocked, shopping, storm, style, suit, sweater, torn, trip, wife, woman, wore

Replies: 0
Views: 1,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:14 PM; by Baz

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Lee Valley

Started by DarrylF, 11th March 2004 08:24 PM

2-4, absolutely, afternoon, arrived, brilliant, bunch, canada, catalogues, chose, complain, confirmation, couple, drool, email, friday, items, lee, melbourne, nice, online, packages, packed, quickly, saturday, service, shipped, shipping, stuff, time, valley

Replies: 2
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2004 12:37 AM; by Pete J

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The Stinks big night out .....

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 14th November 2003 10:26 AM

arrived, assume, bad, big, couple, guidance, home, hours, invited, isn’t, machinery, mad, meeting, mobile, neglected, night, project, question, smell, sort, special, stinks, stinky, suggested, suggestions, time, unannounced, undertake, wiser, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 2,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2003 09:40 PM; by schaf

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The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM

addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2003 03:08 PM; by DPB

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simple maths

Started by Eastie, 24th January 2003 11:29 AM

arrived, boy, breakwater, brilliant, dear, easily, faxed, happy, home, hope, hotel, hurt, husband, letter, lot, mathematician, mathematics, maths, midnight, pool, professor, read, receive, simple, sincerely, time, times, wait, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2003 11:29 AM; by Eastie

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Forward on...

Started by Iain, 24th December 2002 08:29 AM

aimed, arrived, board, boss, bunnies, forward, free, friend, girlfriend, guise, inlaw, mine, mongrel, mother, offer, salesman, scotch, send, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,634

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2003 11:01 PM; by Gino

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Up the Irish

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:24 PM

arrived, difference, faust, foir, found, girder, goethe, intelligence, irish, job, joist, joyce, melbourne, oif, paddy, quick, recession, test, top, troubles, ulysses, union, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2002 02:43 PM; by Jeff

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Rebate

Started by John Saxton, 19th March 2002 09:03 PM

$100, $12, $18, $30, arrived, bloke.shes, bonked, charge, charges, crappy, decent, doctors, finally, hotel, house.im, married, medicare, mine.they, motel, obliged, pretty, rebate, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 09:03 PM; by John Saxton

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Grandma

Started by Gino, 17th January 2002 10:37 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2002 10:37 AM; by Gino

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Customer complaint

Started by Gino, 14th November 2001 08:24 PM

activity, arrive, arrived, cable, calls, care, complaint, considerable, customer, disappointment, disinterested, feelings, helpful, highly, hold, inadequacy, line, minutes, modem, music, ntl, robot, scottish, service, technician, telephone, transferred, waiting, weeks, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 08:24 PM; by Gino

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Tradesmen 4

Started by Craig Euler, 21st August 2001 12:10 AM

$48, $50, arrived, bill, broke, bucks, called, couple, duly, fifty, hammer, handed, hit, hitting, husband, itemised, knowing, machine, maintenence, mighty, minutes, pulled, started, straight, studied, tradesman, tradesmen, wall, washing, whack

Replies: 0
Views: 1,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2001 12:10 AM; by Craig Euler

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Back from the dead

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM

address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM; by John Saxton

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