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Bloody Spiders

Started by meerkat, 25th November 2006 12:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

####, bad, bite, bites, bloody, dead, distance, ground.ddd, happen, happily, hit, holding, huntsman, inflamed, jockey, kissed, land, live, lucky, phobia, reinforces, ridden, run, size, slightly, spiders, wood, worse

Replies: 22
Views: 3,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2006 12:36 PM; by TTIT

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,600

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Renovation Questions

Started by Roddas, 25th October 2006 11:02 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, 65mm, 95mm, cheers, external, fix, forward, holding, house, ideas, knowing, lots, noggins, perfect, question, questions, recladding, renovation, responses, rodney, square, starters, straight, stud, studs, time, varies, walls, weatherboards, width

Replies: 16
Views: 3,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 11:02 PM; by seriph1

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Oh dam

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM

avocado, aware, bring, bucket, bunch, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moralold, naked, planted, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,388

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Replacing metal flashings above windows on Hardiplank clad house

Started by Malc, 3rd October 2006 09:11 AM

anticipation, anymore, apparently, blade, clad, cut, damaged, experience, fill, fixings, flashing, flashings, hacksaw, hardiplank, holding, hole, house, metal, nail, replace, replacing, responses, stainless, steel, tips, weatherboard, weatherboards, west, windows, withdraw

Replies: 6
Views: 7,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 10:31 PM; by Old Codger

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Catholic Parrots

Started by Auld Bassoon, 21st September 2006 06:26 PM

answered, beads, brought, cage, catholic, day, exclaimed, female, frank, fun, holding, hookers, house, impressed, inside, lady, looked, male, parrot, parrots, pray, prayers, praying, priest, priests, rosary, shocked, solution, ushered, walked

Replies: 5
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 10:00 AM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

Murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM

batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 04:08 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

New member frustration

Started by aniceone2hold, 8th September 2006 06:00 PM

3.0.3, coming, exchange, feels, frustration, future, hand, holding, home, information, invite, joined, layout, mailee, member, message, moderator, news, restrictions, router, running, site, stop, template, thewoodworkingchannel.com, time, tom, vbulletin, visit, workshop

Replies: 5
Views: 1,986

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 08:51 AM; by aniceone2hold

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Installing new drawer fronts.

Started by eemgee, 9th September 2006 03:03 PM

bottom, double, drawer, drawers, drill, fixing, front, fronts, handles, hold, holding, holes, inside, installing, lining, method, pull, putting, screwing, sided, spacers, tape

Replies: 2
Views: 2,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 02:38 PM; by eemgee

Forum:
KITCHENS

Uncomfortable

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2006 07:40 PM

administering, answered, baby, class, continued, feeling, fine, foot, holding, hurt, left, married, noticed, pregnant, pushing, relieved, ribs, rubbing, sleeps, strange, students, test, uncomfortable

Replies: 1
Views: 1,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 08:06 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

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JOKES

Cutting Cornice Mitres

Started by AlexJ66, 16th July 2006 01:27 PM

85%, actual, advance, attempt, attempting, box, breath, cornice, correct, cut, cutting, deep, extend, holding, hoping, kev, lengths, main, mitre, mitres, motre, perfect, professionals, question, rod, slots, sound, stupid, suppose, temporary

Replies: 4
Views: 8,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 06:03 PM; by durwood

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PLASTERING

Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Bark

Started by masoth, 6th June 2006 05:48 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 3,054

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2006 11:14 AM; by masoth

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HINTS & TIPS

England v Trinadad & Tobago

Started by rtfarty, 17th June 2006 10:10 AM

aussies, australia, beaten, brought, commonwealth, country, cricket, england, game, half, holding, hope, hurting, kiwis, laughter, london, lot, lounge, night, quiet, rugby, run, score, scored, soccer, time, tobago, tomorrow, trinadad, watching

Replies: 5
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2006 09:40 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I want Shellawax Glow Cream... please.

Started by CameronPotter, 22nd May 2006 05:18 PM

answered, breath, cam, complaining, cool, cream, cutting, devotee, disappointing, easily, experiments, form, glow, holding, hosts, piece, prayers, products, properly, purchaseable, realise, results, shellawax, slightly, start, started, technique, thinking, wondering, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 10:26 AM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
FINISHING

How do you patch holes in cement sheeting?

Started by masterblaster, 25th April 2006 09:33 PM

bit, cabin, cement, cent, cheers, clued, cut, dunno, easy, fixing, gaps, guys, holding, hole, holes, left, lining, lots, lts, patch, patched, piece, poked, sheeting, size, string, walls

Replies: 5
Views: 8,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2006 09:50 AM; by masterblaster

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

USB 1.1 pci card required

Started by Tankstand, 19th February 2006 07:39 PM

1.1, 2.0/1.1, anymore, attempt, bleedin, breatheek, brethren, call, card, dedicate, extremely, gladly, happy, holding, keyboard, laying, learn, midi, modern, pci, play, postage, putting, required, sale, system, tankstand, thanking, thread, usb

Replies: 13
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2006 09:09 PM; by Tankstand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Parador laminate floor

Started by mrsxtro, 11th January 2006 04:25 PM

cheaper, cleverclick, dearer, floor, happy, holding, laid, laminate, mrsxtro, onslaught, parador, quality, range, smartclick, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 7,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 02:23 PM; by mrsxtro

Forum:
FLOORING

Adobe Photoshop

Started by dazzler, 26th November 2005 04:51 PM

adobe, advice, black, bowl, cheers, colour, dazzler, holding, how?rolleyes, ideas, love, person, photo, photoshop, pro, rest, understand, white.confused, wooden

Replies: 9
Views: 1,601

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:40 AM; by dazzler

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Very Angry and frustrated!!

Started by Christopha, 10th November 2005 12:37 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2pm, aaaaaaaaarggggghhhhhh, angry, breaking, breath, brother, confident, difficult, driver, exam, frustrated, helping, holding, john, johnny, love, mess, night, positive, rang, real, son, sore, spoke, support, tears, times, train, uni, unlike

Replies: 32
Views: 3,730

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2005 02:25 AM; by Schtoo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Golf Safety

Started by Baz, 6th November 2005 04:34 PM

####, ball, balls, cows, doctor, eyes, golf, hey, holding, iron, lifted, middle, monogram, naturally, noticed, rear, remember, safety, staggered, stick, stuck, tail, throat, tightly, walked, white, wife, wifes, wrapped, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 04:34 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

Forum:
JOKES

As we age...

Started by Kev Y., 24th October 2005 07:43 AM

age, change, couple, day, dressed, golfing, greeted, holding, home, priorities, purred, ropes, sexy, short, tie, tied, underwear, velvet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2005 07:43 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Sticking tiles back on.

Started by Bobthequill, 24th May 2005 09:19 PM

2mm, bless, bond, bondcrete, builders, coated, compatible, demolisher, demolishers, detached, grey, grout, holding, house, ideas, material, obvious, offered, original, peels, repair, rubbery, smear, stick, sticking, stuff, surface, tied, tiles, turps

Replies: 1
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2005 09:29 PM; by johnc

Forum:
TILING

Huge increase in accuracy for only $14!

Started by journeyman Mick, 29th March 2005 11:55 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

$14, accuracy, arm, arms, base, bought, cursor, fence, fishing, flies, flipstop, glass, glasses, granny, holding, huge, increase, magnified, magnifying, meaning, modified, mounted, read, rip, sits, stuck, swivelling, top, type, wear

Replies: 45
Views: 8,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th May 2005 03:41 PM; by Stubchain

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

reasonable Timber yard in Gold Coast??

Started by inaminit, 20th December 2004 11:53 PM

45s, 4x3600, boards, coast, cover, decking, gold, hardwood, holding, huge, joists, metres, nearby, nick, oregon, ouch, paint, pine, posts, pretty, priced, rail, railings, reasonable, replace, thankfully, timber, top, treated, yard

Replies: 7
Views: 4,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2004 04:04 PM; by inaminit

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

shark fishing

Started by sandant, 12th November 2004 08:50 AM

access, actions, australia, bait, beach, bitter, blessing, boat, brave, diddly, drove, eyes, fishing, gods, harpooner, hatred, heard, holding, immediately, mates, pope, replied, shark, shouted, squat, summoned, told, true, wearing, wisdom

Replies: 0
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2004 08:50 AM; by sandant

Forum:
JOKES

Verandah posts?

Started by gemi_babe, 4th November 2004 12:32 AM

arrrgh, brains, concrete, correct, cut, deck, ground, holding, logical, missing, pick, posts, roof, set, sit, sound, stirrup, straight, told, top, verandah

Replies: 5
Views: 3,274

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2004 12:21 AM; by gemi_babe

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

now I am older

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:31 AM

absent, bran, can’t, cards, chess, comeback, days, decide, dog, e-mailed, easier, eleven, finally, grown, hard, holding, hydrant, i’ve, lost, minded, oats, older, play, prunes, remember, ten, thinking, twelve, wild, wiser

Replies: 0
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:31 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 10 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 10th September 2004 10:16 PM

3.5, answer, assuming, build, bushel, care, chose, corn, crib, diameter, evening, farmer, friends, henceforth, hold, holding, inscribed, install, math, quiz, quizzes, respectfully, sept, shant, woodworking, yesterdays

Replies: 3
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 09:39 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Dam good thinkin'

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:13 AM

age, approached, aware, bucket, coming, crocodile, cunning, dam, deep, enthusiasm, farmer, feed, girls, good, holding, leave, local, moral;, moved, naked, pond, presence, replied, shouted, swim, thinkin, time, triumph, watch, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:13 AM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Sanding a painted jarrah door

Started by Complete Novice, 28th August 2004 02:32 AM

bits, bringing, bugger, door, easier, eventually, filler, front, glass, handle, holding, jarrah, matt, nice, novice, paint, painted, previous, risking, sanding, scratching, sections, stain, suggestions, thankyou, told, townhouse, upright, white, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 10:53 AM; by nt900

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Because I am a man

Started by Driver, 16th July 2004 01:07 PM

answer, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, cooking, cumin, engineers, equally, fine, football, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, misplaced, miss, mother, pick, sex, survive, talk, thinking, time, visit, watch, wearing

Replies: 3
Views: 2,226

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2004 12:40 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 14 May 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 14th May 2004 07:31 AM

chore, cramped, dowel, fingers, flutes, holding, mates, morning, project, quiz, recently, respectfully, sanding, sandpaper, series, severely, woodworking

Replies: 7
Views: 2,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2004 03:22 AM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Fixing diagonal timber braces to concrete stumps?

Started by Eastie, 22nd April 2004 04:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1/3, 12mm, all-thread, amazed, bolts, braces, bracing, check, chemset, concrete, diagonal, drilling, fairly, fixing, framing, hard, holding, info, i’ll, i’m, keen, makes, manufacturer, option, reference, rod;, stumps, timber, trailer, [list=a]

Replies: 16
Views: 13,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2004 10:35 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Campfire hints, how to avoid bludgers!

Started by Iain, 29th January 2004 01:25 PM

approaches, arrives, avoid, bludgers, book, campfire, conversation, declined, fire, friend, gooday, hand, hints, holding, hurried, join, leave, lines, mate, occupants, offending, offer, owyergoin, party, rate, reading, seat, stand, unwanted, vehicle

Replies: 3
Views: 1,916

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2004 04:03 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A word of caution - push blocks on table saws

Started by Eastie, 25th February 2003 10:53 AM

advice, attaching, blade, block, blocks, caution, cut, depth, hand, handle, holding, i.e, ideal, insert, options, perspex, piece, plane, plenty, push, rear, saws, sense, table, top, uncommon, vision, watch, word, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 2,539

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2003 03:21 PM; by DPB

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Repairing an old iron bark table top

Started by Eastie, 25th November 2002 12:38 PM

2002.], attempt, bark, beeswax, catalysed, contamination, cracks, eastie, edited, fill, finish, found, holding, holes, iron, i’ve, larger, option, planned, polish, remove, repairing, sand, shellac, silicone, strip, surface, table, top, wise

Replies: 2
Views: 3,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2002 10:23 PM; by soundman

Forum:
FINISHING

The evils of drink

Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:54 PM

alcohol, audience, called, complete, died, drink, evils, fellow, front, glass, glasses, hall, happily.he, haranguing, holding, instantly, league, liquid, moral, shrivelled, silence, tansparent, temperance, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2002 10:54 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Wood &Craft Festival

Started by David Mitchell, 10th October 2001 11:43 PM

$2.00, &craft, 10am-5pm, 21st, admission, ararat&district, b.b.q.conducted, club, clubinc, college, community, craft, display, featuringexhibition, festival, heritage, holding, ladies, light, lions, october, railway, rereshments, students, sunday, venue, visitor, wood, woodies

Replies: 0
Views: 1,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2001 11:43 PM; by David Mitchell

Forum:
EVENTS

Dog lovers unite.

Started by RETIRED, 2nd July 2001 08:45 PM

apply, arm, beer, call, cat, cradle, dog, drink, drinking, firmly, force, front, hand, head, hold, holding, left, lovers, mouth, paws, pill, push, rear, retrieve, ruler, shop, spouse, throat, unite, wrap

Replies: 1
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd July 2001 08:55 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Goodnight Irene

Started by John Saxton, 23rd May 2001 11:25 PM

bar, beer, bit, chills, cutie, delicious, dirty, doeurves, doeuvres, freezer, frozen, glass, goin, goodnight, holding, hor, hors, ian, irene, mug, pie, takes, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2001 11:25 AM; by Neil

Forum:
JOKES

Nursing Home

Started by Rod Waddington, 26th August 2000 02:34 PM

apparently, bench, confronts, couple, day, disease, fella, garden, hand, held, hillbilly, holding, home, hurt, infidelity, lap, meet, notices, nursing, parkinsons, regularly, replies, rug, sex, shocked, sitting, time, walking, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2000 10:16 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

OUCH!

Started by RETIRED, 30th January 2000 08:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2000 08:41 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

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