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Trouble magnet 2

Started by ozwinner, 12th January 2007 08:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

boss, btw.p, dill, hows, huh, idea, job, laying, magnet, mines, obliged, people, politely, ranting, ring, roll, sharper, shouting, silastic, started, talk, termi, told, tomorrow, trouble, trowel, wave, waved, word, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,662

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2007 08:26 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Door: Internal Frame

Started by Groggy, 13th January 2007 12:28 PM

100mm, book, boss, build-in, bunnies, businesses, check, corrupted, design, diagrams, diy, door, doorways, entry, frame, framing, google, head, internal, link, links, measurements, oregon, pantry, remodel, simply, site, sites, studs

Replies: 4
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 03:27 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

OOPS! Now what?

Started by Guy, 12th October 2006 11:54 PM

bad, beans, beema, boss, buy, car, cheap, delivery, explain, fed, forget, insurers, oops, parking, petrol, riding, service, wanna, waves

Replies: 1
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 09:36 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Big River floating floor

Started by Grizz, 11th September 2006 07:34 PM

answers, applying, appreciated, big, boss, coat, decided, difficult, estapol, finalise, floating, floor, grizz, gum, job, lounge, pack, package, prior, product, questions;, river, sanded, spotted, unfinished

Replies: 1
Views: 1,771

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 08:41 PM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Dilbertisms

Started by jackruss, 28th August 2006 11:49 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2006 11:49 PM; by jackruss

Forum:
JOKES

Hung Chow

Started by Stuart, 18th August 2006 11:24 AM

ache, boss, calls, chow, feel, headache, hours, house, hung, hurt, legs, makes, nice, real, sex.that, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2006 11:00 PM; by Bodgy

Forum:
JOKES

Thinkers Anonymous

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th July 2006 08:37 AM

anonymous, boss, closed, college, day, doors, exploded, frustration, glass, home, honey, impatiently, job, library, life, lot, meeting, money, mood, night, open;, poster, professors, rage, serious, started, tears, thinker, thinkers, thinking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 09:24 AM; by Andy Mac

Forum:
JOKES

Slow Golf

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th July 2006 10:22 PM

bit, boss, complained, decides, determined, excellent, finish, fired, game, golf, head, held, joe, ladies, mistress, phil, play, playing, preparing, round, shook, short, slow, speed, started, stopped, wife, women, world, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 10:32 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Free Bahamas Holiday

Started by Carry Pine, 10th June 2006 05:11 PM

000, 000th, addresses, appears, bahamas, boss, bosss, carry, computer, dates, details, free, guy, happened, holiday, optional, pine, rang, real, sign, suddenly, visitor, visitors, win

Replies: 10
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2006 01:18 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Our mate Wongo..... apologies mate!

Started by Christopha, 28th April 2006 10:12 PM

ache, apologies, boss, calls, chinese, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hurt, leave, legs, makes, mate, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife, wongo

Replies: 7
Views: 2,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 04:51 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Anyone know about the banking here

Started by MathewA, 15th April 2006 08:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

absolutley, account, ar$ehole, asussie, bank, banking, banks, boss, bullshyte, checked, days, due, employer, feed, found, holiday, hours, line, major, mistery, mood, pay, paying, rent, rip, takes, thursday, till, turesday, upto

Replies: 20
Views: 2,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2006 10:18 AM; by vsquizz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Render bubbling below the DPC.

Started by Shaun04, 5th April 2006 07:03 PM

########, ago, apprentice, boss, bubbling, built, carpenter, damp, dpc, eager, happened, hell, hope, house, job, meeting, paint, paunt, render, rendering, require, round, slapped, sollution, started, stumped, stunning, suppliers, water, wrong

Replies: 8
Views: 3,797

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2006 10:43 AM; by Shaun04

Forum:
PLASTERING

oldy but goody

Started by Christopha, 24th March 2006 10:34 PM

bar, blond, boss, brunette, caught, day, extra, female, fun, gardening, girls, goody, hey, home, house, husband, leave, leaving, normal, office, oldy, quietly, redhead, returns, sex, shell, sneaks, time, tomorrow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 10:34 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Where to go

Started by mudgutts, 22nd March 2006 12:13 PM

1st, april, boss, coast, confused, deep, employees, fish, fishing, gos, goverment, ideas, marine, nsw, park, question, sea, south, twise, yeard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2006 02:44 PM; by Termite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Murphy's Law

Started by Andy Mac, 15th March 2006 09:34 AM

arrive, bar, boss, carpet/rug, changing, coffee, correlated, cost, covering, cup, directly, flat, floor, itch, law, location, lockers, matter, murphy, murphys, newness, people, probability, proportional, reach, roll, sit, telephone, tyre, variation

Replies: 13
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 08:34 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

a born looser

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2006 05:32 PM

bar, born, boss, building, cab, car, cards, credit, crying, drink, driver, drives, fires, found, gardener, home, late, leave, left, life, looser, office, outrage, poison, police, sleeping, stolen, truck, wallet, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2006 10:06 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Bad hair day? Feeling disparaged at work? Whack the Boss!

Started by TassieKiwi, 2nd March 2006 02:53 PM

awful, bad, boss, btw, day, disparaged, feeling, funny, hair, interactive, listen, squeamish, whack, work

Replies: 5
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2006 04:38 AM; by Coldamus

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

thefts by the workers on the night shift

Started by Cliff Rogers, 1st February 2006 10:01 PM

boss, check, checkpoint, failed, fired, gate, guard, guards, job, left, message, newspaper, newspapers, night, office, paper, past, push, report, reported, shift, stole, supervisor, supervisors, telling, thefts, walked, week, wheelbarrow, workers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st February 2006 11:58 PM; by maglite

Forum:
JOKES

Food for thought

Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM

ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Incidents, Accidents or Injuries when using a Triton.

Started by slr1968, 28th July 2005 12:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, accidents, adequate, advance, attachment, bashing, boss, clients, detailed, details, ensure, exercise, expanding, incident, incidents, injuries, injury, job, provide, research, response, safety, sean, task, training, triton, type, utilising, vocational, workbench

Replies: 19
Views: 4,512

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2006 03:22 PM; by rrich

Forum:
SAFETY

Chinese Sick Leave

Started by Baz, 19th December 2005 07:41 PM

ache, boss, calls, chinese, chow, feel, headache, hey, hours, house, hung, hurt, leave, legs, makes, nice, sex, sick, stomach, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2005 07:41 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

what type of flooring for a balcony ?

Started by oldbones, 27th October 2005 11:44 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

190, 1st, 450, additional, advice, balcony, boss, centers, experiences, fine, fixing, floor, flooring, impressed, joists, mission, pine, planning, recommended, sit, site, slope, source, spans, special, tiles, tips, treated, treatment, type

Replies: 16
Views: 4,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2005 09:07 AM; by Wildman

Forum:
FLOORING

Why I fired my secretary!!!!!!!!

Started by stephenmeddings, 18th October 2005 11:44 AM

apartment, beautiful, bedroom, birthday, boss, breakfast, cake, carrying, day, dozens, enjoyed, fired, friends, guess, happy, huge, jane, kids, lunch, martinis, meal, mind, morning, office, private, responded, secretary, table, tremendously, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2005 11:32 PM; by JDarvall

Forum:
JOKES

stupid people stories

Started by Kev Y., 17th October 2005 01:20 AM

actual, amount, boss, call, card, computers, credit, day, deer, employees, excited, explained, idiots, lab, local, neighbor, office, partner, people, police, receipt, shortest, signature, signed, stories, stupid, suspect, taco, time, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 2,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

Forum:
JOKES

The first Woodie

Started by Paul H, 5th August 2005 01:28 AM

animals, ark, boss, build, called, carp, carpark, earth, feel, fill, fish, god, god;, levels, lots, multi-level, noah, time, woodie, woodworker

Replies: 2
Views: 1,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2005 11:36 AM; by LineLefty

Forum:
JOKES

The Modern Era

Started by Ashore, 12th July 2005 10:13 PM

ability, accidentally, awards, boss, check, contractors, desk, e-mail, email, entire, era, friend, friends, home, job, laughing, list, long-service, modern, news, nodding, notice, oclock, outnumber, permanent, phone, read, scrolled, smiling, staff

Replies: 4
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2005 11:50 PM; by Rusty

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Company Policy

Started by maglite, 8th June 2005 05:49 PM

add, anymore, apply, b.i.g, b.u.l.l, basic, boss, co-operation, company, d.e.e.p, direct, employee, employees, h.o.t, head, intensity, job, lecture, list, management, managers, policy, promoted, questions, s.h.i.t, special, subjest, thankyou, training, understanding

Replies: 3
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2005 12:54 AM; by maglite

Forum:
JOKES

Look out prudes.... the willy gets a mention!

Started by Christopha, 18th April 2005 02:11 PM

absolutely, advertising, boss, bring, drugs, home, life, meeting, mention, overnight, pecker, penis, positively, prudes, quicker, rock, slogan, slogans, staff, strong, ten, top, touch, unanimous, upper, viagra, week, whaazzzz, whopper, willy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2005 02:11 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

Time and motion study

Started by Iain, 3rd March 2005 07:43 AM

accounting, attacks, boss, code, company, complaining, concept, coworker, directed, explain, extended, feeling, job, job-code, list, lunch, meeting, miscellaneous, motion, personal, phone, pretending, resume, snack, study, talking, time, timesheet, unproductive, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,748

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 07:43 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Speedy Gonz..er..termite

Started by Termite, 9th November 2004 04:49 PM

1500speed, access, bastards, boss, broadband, computer, content, finally, gonz, gonzertermite, hearts, illiterate, sneaky, speedy, surf, talked, termite, termites, unlimited, wernt

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th November 2004 04:49 PM; by Termite

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Overworked

Started by gatiep, 8th November 2004 02:23 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2004 02:23 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

Ongoing renos

Started by namtrak, 27th October 2004 03:45 PM

ago, bedroom, boss, brunette, cabling, closely, conduits, destructed, electrical, finished, home, hours, intact, laying, loungeroom, marriage, missing, naked, ongoing, photo, pillows, recently, renos, send, spot, steel, sunday, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2004 08:35 AM; by seriph1

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

a dogs life

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 06:51 PM

animal, answer, boss, business, customer, dog, dogs, dropped, emptying, exclaimed, hell, imagination, incredible, job, life, looked, office, phone, playing, pleaded, prize, salesman, soul, stared, surprised, talk, tricks, wastebaskets, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 06:51 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

The Top End

Started by Baz, 20th August 2004 08:23 PM

303, arch, blue, boss, bull-bars, bullbars, calls, end, farm, flashing, front, hand, head, helluva, hit, light, manager, minutes, motor-bike, pig, pigs, raged, remove, removed, right-front, shot, stuck, top, ute, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 08:23 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Friday Arvo

Started by Termite, 13th August 2004 02:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.30, activity, afternoon, amount, arvo, boss, day, days, eek, fill, friday, included, knock, lot, lunch, people, push, reason, retired, shed, spend, start, stuff, termite, time, website, week, who-, yawn

Replies: 22
Views: 4,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 06:53 PM; by Markw

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Temper temper....

Started by HappyHammer, 20th July 2004 05:04 PM

boss, calmly, car, carried, cars, coming, girlfriend, hammer, headlights, heard, hit, home, hurtling, involved, kerb, loud, misses, mount, noise, phone, pitched, revving, scream, smashed, street, suddenly, temper, walked, walking, withdrew

Replies: 8
Views: 2,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2004 03:01 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Boss for a day

Started by ozwinner, 28th May 2004 09:03 PM

bikini, boss, browny, bugger, chance, day, earned, father, frazzle, green, hard, heaps, meself, mother, ooohhhh, party, poor, replys, rest, robbo, search, serious, speach, start, stoppers, taking, thinking, wear, worn, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2004 09:41 PM; by fxst

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

EEE over polyurethane

Started by Alex, 2nd April 2004 02:10 AM

appreciated, bit, boss, boys, coffee, covered, eee, finish, girls, gratefull, hapy, plate, polyurethane, preffer, procedure, question, satin, shiny, silky, simple, smart, stained, table, verry

Replies: 4
Views: 2,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 12:56 AM; by Neil

Forum:
FINISHING

Blonde again

Started by Bob Willson, 30th March 2004 06:46 PM

agrees, bad, blonde, boss, breaks, call, chance, check, crying, day, decides, died, horrible, hours, hysterically, judi, matter, mind, morning, mum, office, pass, received, replies, rushes, sister, sympathetically, tears, usual, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2004 06:46 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

Kitchen Cupboards

Started by needeepinsh-t, 8th November 2003 10:21 PM

$1350, bench, boss, brisbane, bucks, carcases, company, confused, cupboard, cupboards, doors, guys, kitchen, klaus, laundry, metres, myself;, pick, renovating, scary, surrounding, time, top

Replies: 3
Views: 3,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2003 08:43 PM; by GCP310

Forum:
KITCHENS

Who`s In Charge

Started by Sawdust Producer, 27th March 2003 09:11 PM

agreed, asshole, bloated, blood, body, boss, brain, charge, days, eventually, happen, headache, heart, huff, insulted, moral, organs, process, pump, rectum, shut, smart, stomach, story, systems, terrible, tight, toxic, waste, who`s

Replies: 1
Views: 2,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2003 12:02 PM; by Oldblock

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

Removing Wax finish

Started by Wayne Davy, 31st May 2003 08:39 PM

bees, book, boss, bought, contact, finish, hutch, loaned, mate, neils, paint, painting, possibly, prepare, read, remove, removing, surface, tomorrow, wax, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 2,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2003 11:37 AM; by dirtfinger

Forum:
FINISHING

Not Really Woodwork but Here Goes

Started by Badger, 27th March 2003 08:53 AM

adjoining, boss, brass, don’t, fender, fire, home, ideas, it’s, i’m, i’ve, lathe, matter, metal, oval, polish, polish;, polished, polishing, process, question, rail, rug, stop, stuffing, tarnishing, top, wood, wooden, woodwork

Replies: 5
Views: 3,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2003 07:41 PM; by Badger

Forum:
FINISHING

booze bus

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:44 PM

aboriginal, asthmatic, bag, black, bloody, blow, booze, boss, bus, car, comedian, cop, copper, doc, doin, fellers, government, letter, mate, morton, nah, oath, pass, piss, red, sample, surely, testing, urine, whites

Replies: 0
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:44 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

Forward on...

Started by Iain, 24th December 2002 08:29 AM

aimed, arrived, board, boss, bunnies, forward, free, friend, girlfriend, guise, inlaw, mine, mongrel, mother, offer, salesman, scotch, send, whisky

Replies: 2
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2003 11:01 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

John & Alexander

Started by Eastie, 9th December 2002 02:06 PM

alexander, bird, bits, bloody, boss, box, bright, bring, brings, colourful, desk, easy, empties, fruit, hands, hard, head, jigsaw, john, johns, loops, office, picture, pieces, quick, son, takes, understand, what’s, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2002 08:15 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Mathematics et. al.

Started by Stuart, 5th August 2002 02:18 PM

affair, argument, aunts, beginning, boss, bugging, change, dumb, employee, expecting, future, happy, item, lot, love, married, marries, mathematics, pay, people, ribs, romance, smart, stop, successful, understand, wife, woman, word, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2002 02:18 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
JOKES

Math points to ponder

Started by John Saxton, 8th April 2002 08:40 PM

argument, boss, bugging, change, discussion, dumb, employee, expecting, future, item, johnno, lot, love, married, marries, math, pay, people, points, ponder, romance, smart, stop, successful, technique, understand, wife, woman, word, worries

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2002 08:40 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

For those that work in an office.

Started by Gino, 20th April 2001 05:42 PM

annoyed, boss, bosses, call, caught, computer, costanza, document, documents, george, hands, hardworking, heading, hours, impatient, impression, late, live, lots, magazines, mail, observer, office, people, pile, read, send, voice, walk, work

Replies: 0
Views: 3,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2001 05:42 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

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