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Started by wheelinround, 30th November 2007 03:23 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 982

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 08:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

My thanks to all those who have sent me emails this past year........

Started by Barry_White, 27th November 2007 08:56 AM

$5.00, advice, answer, bill, brown, bum, calls, car, dropped, drug, e-mail, emails, found, instant, malls, mine, minutes, park, past, people, perfume, phone, pick, rob, sample, seat, send, taking, toilet, year

Replies: 3
Views: 1,449

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 09:18 AM; by Dan

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JOKES

A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Best stain for outdoor timber furniture

Started by mreddie, 16th November 2007 10:59 AM

accidently, advice, ago, attempting, bench, bled, brighton, bunnings, called, chairs, cheers, copenhagen, day, eddie, furniture, info, left, means, orange, outdoor, provide, purchased, rain, seat, setting, stain, sunday, table, timber, tuscan

Replies: 0
Views: 3,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 10:59 AM; by mreddie

Forum:
PAINTING

Solomon's wisdom

Started by Barry Hicks, 13th November 2007 09:13 AM

allan, bribe, chambers, cheque, decide, faced, handed, john, judge, lawyer, lawyers, merits, opposing, pocket, pulled, reached, received, returning, seat, solomon, solomons, squirmed, taking, uncomfortably, wisdom

Replies: 4
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 08:40 PM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Discrimination

Started by outback, 14th November 2007 03:09 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2007 03:09 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Wax polish over Danish oil

Started by Paddy, 2nd November 2007 11:50 PM

1500, beaut, bits, buff, chair, danish, dining, final, finish, finished, grit, hand, jarrah, oil, organoil, paddy, polish, polished, range, seat, suggest, wax

Replies: 9
Views: 8,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 11:53 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
FINISHING

Who makes good Ceramic-Disc Taps?..

Started by Batpig, 21st October 2007 09:17 PM

batpig, bodies, ceramic-disc, ceramicdisc, combination, current, drill-powered, existing, favour, good, greatly, hand-powered, happily, hydroseal, issue, makes, mixer, parts-availability, previous, quality, re-seating, read, retire, seat, seat-reamer, tap, taps, tempted, threads, unit

Replies: 2
Views: 5,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 08:44 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

5 cents

Started by weisyboy, 12th October 2007 03:47 PM

5-cent, alright, bar, bloke, cafe, catches, cents, coffee, coin, coughs, counter, cup, father, free, hand, hands, heavens, mans, newspaper, package, pervert, piece, releasing, rushes, seat, starts, touch, violently, walks, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 06:28 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Employment History

Started by Rodgera, 2nd October 2007 11:43 AM

12f, airborne, airlines, announcement, answer, attendant, attendants, closest, collected, correct, de-iced, doh, employment, flight, game, guess, guessed, heard, history, pass, passenger, passengers, people, plane, played, prizes, seat, step, time, trivia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:24 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Could this be true?

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th September 2007 09:54 AM

beer, drank, farted, fishing, girl, golf, guy, happily, hunting, left, lived, lot, marry, played, seat, time, toilet, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 11:55 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

The Boss

Started by Rodgera, 8th September 2007 03:22 PM

6-year-old, baby, boss, chair, daddys, eat, home, justin, kyle, mommys, piped, quickly, replied, responsible, seat, sit, sitter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 10:07 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

Forum:
JOKES

Lobsters

Started by munruben, 29th June 2007 01:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 01:37 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Sharing couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd June 2007 02:28 PM

appeared, bench, bystander, carefully, chips, couple, cut, drink, eating, false, food, hamburger, happy, husband, miss, nearby, neatly, protested, replied, seat, separate, shared, sharing, sip, sips, stating, strongly, teeth.d, waiting, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2007 02:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Toilet seat won't stay up

Started by seth, 25th May 2007 10:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

inlaws, renovations, replaced, seat, stay, staying, tips, toilet, up.d

Replies: 23
Views: 7,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 09:33 PM; by totoblue

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

removing an internal wall

Started by Aangelique1611, 9th March 2007 10:24 AM

1.75m, 3.84, advantage, attached, bench, budget, corner, cut, dining, internal, kitchen, leading, left, light, living, lounges, passageway, perspective, pic, plan, question, range, removing, renovated, rest, seat, table, top, wall, walls

Replies: 5
Views: 3,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 04:34 PM; by joe greiner

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Military Wisdom

Started by Baz, 28th February 2007 06:40 PM

admiral, airman, american, ave, change, chief, colonel, customs, france, jeep, lieutenant, married, military, navy, officer, phone, plane, replied, retired, seaman, seat, sergeant, sir, sitting, soldier, sons, stuck, united, whorehouse, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 03:33 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Warning.

Started by RETIRED, 9th February 2007 12:26 PM

bathtub, bedtimes, bloody, close, computer, dangerously, delete, dryer, forbidden, hair, hard, leave, mattresses, message, milk, nair, people, pillows, plugged, refill, remove, rogaine, seat, send, sex, skim, tags, toilet, warning, windows

Replies: 2
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 02:32 PM; by Howdya do that

Forum:
JOKES

Miss Beatrice

Started by Jim Carroll, 21st January 2007 12:59 PM

afternoon, ago, beatrice, bowl, call, directions, disease, floated, flu, found, ground, miss, months, organ, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, seat, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 01:09 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
JOKES

Cleaning Instructions

Started by Rodgera, 10th January 2007 06:26 PM

2tsup, advantage, bought, clean, cleaning, dishwasher, doubt, instructions, label, nice, option, recently, safe, seat, suggestion, toilet

Replies: 11
Views: 2,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 04:50 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Hand Controls for motor vehicles

Started by macca2, 31st December 2006 11:57 AM

cliff, comments, cons, controls, death, direction, ease, experience, forester, googled, hand, height, macca, motor, move, options, people, pros, rav, seat, subaru, toyota, types, vehicle, vehicles

Replies: 7
Views: 2,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2007 05:16 PM; by cub3

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Santas Flight

Started by JDub, 21st December 2006 11:18 AM

ahead, belt, carrying, check, checked, compass, ear, engine, enormous, examiner, fastened, finally, flight, harness, hopped, leaned, payload, ready, reindeer, ride, santa, santas, seat, shotgun, shoulder, sled, sleds, surprise, takeoff, time

Replies: 1
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 04:50 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Tag-along bikes or 'The Sow's Ear becomes a Semi-Trailer'

Started by Daddles, 19th December 2006 05:14 PM

bike, bikes, bit, cycling, dad, ear, eyes, frame, heavy, hitch, leapt, plenty, quality, ride, riding, scared, seat, semitrailer, shed, shes, skewer, sow, sows, started, steel, stopped, tag-along, tagalong, talking, time

Replies: 5
Views: 6,629

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 10:25 PM; by Glenn_M

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

wax finish on top of varnish

Started by Farm boy, 18th December 2006 06:51 PM

0000, applied, bother, cloth, coat, finish, frame, garden, greg, guys, house, inherited, left, replaced, rotted, rub, rusted, seat, slats, sponsors, steel, top, traditional, varnish, wax, waxing, weather, wood, wooden, wool

Replies: 2
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 07:16 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
FINISHING

Due care & attention.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 18th September 2006 11:29 AM

attention, barely, car, care, concerned, cruising, dashboard, dears, driving, due, intersection, killed, light, losing, mildred, minutes, nervous, ooo, passenger, ran, red, redlights, row, seat, straight, sworn, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,541

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 11:29 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

There's a parrot on the plane

Started by Phil Mac, 27th August 2006 02:28 PM

approach, brings, burly, coffee, complain, cow, emergency, exit, flustered, fly, forgets, kick, moment, omission, parrot, parrots, plane, plunging, reaching, seat, shaking, squawks, stewardess, stewards, strapped, surprised, thrown, unaccustomed, whisky, wrenched

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2006 02:28 PM; by Phil Mac

Forum:
JOKES

Stinkin' car seat...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 15th August 2006 11:12 PM

attack, bad, bay, blowy, bum, car, cloth, concentrate, continue, damp, day, drying, eucalyptus/orange, ghu, held, inserts, mildew, oil, permanently, returns, season, seat, smell, stinkin, suggestions, sun, tad, weather, winter, worst

Replies: 7
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 11:50 PM; by TommyC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Flight Home

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2006 01:04 PM

business, competition, empty, extra, flight, folks, home, jetsar, melbourne, mind, passengers, pilot, plane, pretty, recent, request, seat, simple, system, tonight, trip, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,244

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

It is Friday arvo again.

Started by Wongo, 21st July 2006 03:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

artistic, arvo, bad, celebrate, convertible, c’mon, don’t, down?d, friday, guys, hard, hate, imagine, juicy, particles, personally, requested, roof, seat, shock, sillier, silly, start, thread, toilet, trapped, understand.o, week, wife, [sigh]

Replies: 20
Views: 2,827

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2006 06:29 PM; by namtrak

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kiddie's Sayings

Started by Carry Pine, 14th June 2006 06:47 PM

4-year-old, 5-year-old, answered, bible, boy, children, daughter, day, elderly, found, front, girl, hole, kiddie, mother, note, nudity, pages, parents, phone, police, read, report, sayings, school, seat, son, staring, talk, van

Replies: 10
Views: 2,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2006 07:48 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

So, why arn't passengers kicked out of planes before they crash ?

Started by JDarvall, 4th May 2006 12:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

#####, 300, 747, arnt, belts, cares, couple, crash, fields, kicked, kinda, lives, lock, major, movies, odd, parachute, paratroops, passengers, plane, planes, rails, save, seat, spent, system, undo, war, wheel, wii

Replies: 30
Views: 3,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 03:47 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

age

Started by Christopha, 9th March 2006 07:12 PM

activities, age, bath, bed, car, cards, dispatcher, driving, elderly, fine, friends, glared, hand, intersection, light, losing, mildred, minutes, night, officer, passenger, playing, reached, red, seat, sisters, sleep, stairs, woman, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2006 07:12 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

LPG - Falcon

Started by Daddles, 30th January 2006 10:55 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2006 12:31 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Recycled jarrah bench seat

Started by Moors, 9th January 2006 03:40 PM

2.5, attach, bench, blocks, build, cabots, finishing, garden, grit, hands, hoping, inches, jarrah, left, limestone, no-one, oil, paper, recycled, sand, sanded, seat, shed, splinters, suggestions, tie, timber

Replies: 3
Views: 3,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2006 11:04 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Quick thinking......

Started by Breslauer, 17th December 2005 01:25 AM

absolutely, african-american, american, bubba, business, call, convention, discovered, discussing, explained, frenchmen, friends, goldstein, indian, kinds, lover, myth, myths, native, nymphomaniacs, popular, possess, quick, seat, sexuality, thinking, tonto, trait, well-endowed, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2005 01:25 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Seven Good Reasons

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2005 05:14 PM

button, compulsive, consciousness, count, crept, door, fumes, good, hairs, jammed, lock, mind, obsessive, overcome, previous, prize, push, reasons, regained, seat, shed, superglue, telling, toilet, tool, undone, visitor, voice, win, zipper

Replies: 3
Views: 1,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 08:36 AM; by Wongo

Forum:
JOKES

Copyright questions

Started by Rocker, 17th September 2005 05:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

answer, article, boban, breach, bridle, care, chair, comment, copyright, discussion, eagle, estate, hand, issue, legal, legally-learned, m&t, patent, patents, published, questions, rietvelds, rocker, seat, similarities, sold, sued, thread, upholstered, wrote

Replies: 27
Views: 4,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2005 10:34 PM; by boban

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Bald jokes please....

Started by Christopha, 6th September 2005 04:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

admiring, african, american, bald, barber, charge, clean, colour, cost, cut, dudes, eyed, guys, hand, hollywood, jokes, kojak, looked, mirror, note, proceeded, racist, replied, seat, shaved, standing, submit, telly, white, wide

Replies: 15
Views: 28,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 04:18 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
JOKES

Wood Box finish

Started by keith53, 12th August 2005 11:43 AM

act, box, building, cheers, completed, cover, decking, extension, feature, finish, finished, grafton, hardwood, installed, keith, laquer, leaning, oil, patio, poly, recently, results, seat, secondary, setting, stage, supply, thinking, wood, woodbox

Replies: 1
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2005 11:55 AM; by silentC

Forum:
FINISHING

Prison or Work

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th June 2005 12:36 PM

bars, behaviour, called, deal, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, life, majority, managers, pay, pee, people, prison, prisoners, sadistic, salary, seat, share, spend, taxes, time, toilet, visit, wardens, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,721

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2005 12:36 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

With apologies to Zed...

Started by AlexS, 25th May 2005 10:39 PM

amusement, apologies, belts, blonde, blondes, brakes, car, carefully, chimpanzees, chimps, crowd, demanded, diego, dollars, driver, driving, fifty, hours, left, money, movies, road, san, screech, seat, strapped, suddenly, truck, zed, zoo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2005 10:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Finishing Walnut and Poplar Rocker

Started by starrion, 16th April 2005 01:02 AM

advice, applying, approach, attached, bond, direction, finally, finishing, formulation, heat, helpful, idea, inset, leaning, lock, oil, option, pieces, poly, poplar, press, rocker, sanding, sanding/sealing/finishing, sealer, seat, sounds, vaccum, veneer, walnut

Replies: 2
Views: 1,616

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2005 12:00 AM; by starrion

Forum:
FINISHING

Old silky chair

Started by Taffy, 14th March 2005 10:14 PM

1930s, a.2, blobs, body, broken, chair, dining, european, friend, furniture, guys, imported, labour, match, means, oak, original, painting, practice, question, restorable, restorers, seat, silky, smudges, stamp, step, taffy, war

Replies: 14
Views: 2,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2005 05:51 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
FINISHING

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