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An Accident Report

Started by JDub, 17th March 2006 04:25 PM

$300, 40-foot, accident, barrel, block, coming, fell, form, fortunately, fractured, ground, lbs, level, lost, materials, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, rope, slowed, tightly, time, tools, top, tower, vicinity, weight$

Replies: 6
Views: 2,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2006 09:59 PM; by graemet

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lapakahi beach. Hi.

Started by jow104, 21st February 2006 07:45 PM

accident, beach, breaking, chair, cut, fall, fell, hawaii, island, lapakahi, minor, owing, thumb, time, workshop

Replies: 1
Views: 971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 08:21 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 9th February 2006 07:50 AM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, pardon, partner, police, policemen, question, sally, school, senile, seniors, story, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2006 07:50 AM; by Breslauer

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No-one believes Seniors

Started by Breslauer, 7th February 2006 03:09 PM

andy, armoured, attic, bag, beginning, believes, canvassing, car, copper, couple, day, door, fell, hid, home, knocked, lying, money, neighbourhood, outta, pardon, partner, policemen, sally, school, seniors, shes, walking, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2006 03:09 PM; by Breslauer

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Do Flies have mates.

Started by echnidna, 9th January 2006 10:11 PM

animals, ant, ants, attacked, birds, carried, cuppa, dead, deady, fell, flew, flies, fliy, ground, hole, immediately, insect, line, looked, mates, mating, pairs, sitting, specialist, swatting, time

Replies: 10
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2006 06:50 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

whats going on with the 'Homemade tools and jigs' area?

Started by Trav, 14th December 2005 01:41 PM

391, area, bench, board, broke, build, chopping, crosscut, cuts, disappeared, fell, floor, forum, grain, homemade, index, jigs, lost, pages, pre-ww, shame, sled, sleds, sturdee, threads, time, tools, trav, triton, weekend

Replies: 13
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 02:11 PM; by Trav

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

One for any smokers past or present.

Started by Kiwibrucee, 25th November 2005 07:38 PM

check, crocodile, discovered, drink, dude, explains, fell, finishing, found, funniest, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, poll, present, quick, river, smoked, smokers, smoking, sssshhhheeeeeetttt, stoned, tree, walks, water

Replies: 9
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2005 11:43 PM; by Kiwibrucee

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Spaghetti

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th October 2005 10:03 PM

arrest, baby, card, cardiac, doctor, emergency, europe, evening, explain, fell, floor, heart, home, hospital, italy, mail, means, meatballs;, money, nurse, picked, postcard, precipitated, read, sausage, spaghetti, stayed, understand, wait, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:39 PM; by Rodgera

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This is not a joke about Zed

Started by outback, 27th October 2005 10:41 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, dude, explains, faaaaarrrrk, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joke, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, past, river, sits, sitting, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2005 11:04 PM; by rick_rine

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Herb and Vic

Started by Iain, 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM

90s, alarmed, awake, bad, batsman, bit, cricket, enquired, everyday, fell, heaven, herb, herbs, hospital, lives, lot, mates, news, passionate, play, playing, rains, snows, tuesday, vic, visit, voice, warm, weather, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 08:57 AM; by Iain

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Help Plumber needed Brisbane

Started by pantotango, 13th September 2005 10:03 PM

$14000, ,main, appreciated, average, beds, brisbane, draftsman, ensuite, expecting, expensive, experiences, fell, greatly, house, laundry, lifting, needed, plumber, price, putting, reasonable, recommendations, similar

Replies: 5
Views: 2,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2005 03:44 PM; by conwood

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Qantas does it best

Started by Groggy, 23rd August 2005 11:08 PM

$45, $700, $90, administering, airfare, backpack, buckles, catching, directly, expression, fell, fellow, front, heavy, hoisting, hysterics, immediately, jeans, king, lacy, loose, low-cut, passengers, priceless, qantas, return, straps, sydney, thong, winced

Replies: 10
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2005 11:02 AM; by Daddles

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Baptism

Started by ernknot, 18th August 2005 10:25 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,273

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2005 10:40 PM; by joseph84

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Steve Irwin

Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM

bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 11:23 PM; by AlexS

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Bummer!!!

Started by arose62, 14th May 2005 09:16 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2005 07:01 PM; by ozwinner

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

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Daughters first chopper ride

Started by Iain, 28th February 2005 08:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

600kg, ambulance, chocolatte, chopper, cloud, compete, cost, daughters, daze, declared, dirty, donkeys, fell, frankston, free, god, hate, head, helmet, huge, insurance, kids, lining, month, mule, question, ride, silver, smack, weekends

Replies: 21
Views: 2,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 01:48 PM; by HavinaGo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bathtub resto

Started by mic-d, 28th January 2005 09:34 PM

bathroom, bathtub, broken, cheers, chunk, clean, company, condition, cut, establishing, evening, fell, floor, glass, installer, left, michael, mount, obligation, original, partner, practical, promptly, repair, replace, resto, restored, view, virtually, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 2,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 08:01 AM; by seriph1

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BATHROOM & TOILET

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor

Started by simon c, 20th January 2005 01:38 PM

18-year, 90-year-old, 90yearold, accidentally, bang, bride, child, considered, creek, day, dead, doctor, elderly, fell, gun, hunter, hurry, killed, man, minute, picked, pregnant, question, rabbit, raised, replied, season, sitting, stream, umbrella

Replies: 2
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2005 10:42 PM; by graemet

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Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

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Little Mary

Started by Wood Butcher, 12th January 2005 11:06 PM

adam, asleep, break, called, child, christ, damn, day, eve, fainted, fell, god, half, jabbed, jesus, johnny, jumped, mary, pin, question, rear, rescue, shouted, slumber, stick, stir, stuck, teacher, time, twenty-third

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2005 11:06 PM; by Wood Butcher

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A Horrible Death

Started by stephenmeddings, 10th November 2004 12:04 PM

apartment, balcony, beating, bushes, day, death, edge, fell, finally, floor, grabbed, hammer, heaven, hiding, horrible, instantly, kicking, line, live, lucky, morning, peter, pretty, railing, ran, refrigerator, stand, started, story, stunned

Replies: 0
Views: 1,484

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2004 12:04 PM; by stephenmeddings

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Ahhh kids,

Started by himzol, 21st October 2004 04:16 PM

age, ahhh, amy, becky, brother, caves, dangerous, divers, eels, electric, fell, fish, holiday, kids, live, lots, makes, mermaids, mum, pregnant, sailors, sea, shock, sick, sister, ski-ing, summer, water, wind, write

Replies: 4
Views: 2,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2004 12:34 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

Hamish & Jock

Started by Iain, 21st October 2004 07:17 PM

blood, consumed, dark, day, dear, feet, fell, finally, fine, flask, god, hamish, heavens, home, jock, leg, looked, malt, offered, pocket, proceeded, return, single, stagger, stumbled, unsteady, upper, warm, wetness

Replies: 1
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 08:49 PM; by John Saxton

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Engrish

Started by Christopha, 25th August 2004 05:51 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2004 10:03 AM; by silentC

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JOKES

The Pearly Gates

Started by outback, 19th August 2004 08:05 PM

appartment, balcony, block, day, entry, explained, fell, fit, fridge, front, gates, grab, ground, handrail, individual, killing, luckily, mad, managed, morning, pearly, peter, raced, rail, reason, requirements, returned, satisfy, unit, wings

Replies: 0
Views: 1,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2004 08:05 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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look what i got at bunnings

Started by Ian007, 13th June 2004 02:37 PM

Replies: 14
Views: 3,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2004 12:09 PM; by DanP

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blocky bricky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 04:08 PM

240, accident, approximately, barrel, blocky, bricks, bricky, building, fell, floor, form, fortunately, ground, hand, lbs, lost, lower, met, mind, pain, pile, presence, pulley, rapid, reporting, rope, slow, time, weighed, weight

Replies: 4
Views: 1,902

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 09:42 PM; by popawisky

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The Woodcutter

Started by oges, 21st November 2003 09:36 AM

appeared, axe, axes, benefit, care, catherine, cried, crying, day, fallen, fell, honesty, honourable, jennifer, lies, lopez, lord, moral, poor, reason, replied, river, sticking, story, untruth, water, wife, wives, woodcutter, zeta-jones

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2003 09:36 AM; by oges

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Link to free!!! Plans

Started by Wayne Davy, 9th May 2003 12:00 PM

check, fan-f$%^ing-tastic, fell, free, link, plans

Replies: 8
Views: 4,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2003 05:46 PM; by Wood Borer

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HINTS & TIPS

The Importance Of Using Correct Email Addresses

Started by DPB, 8th October 2003 03:08 PM

addresses, arrived, attack, checked, correct, decided, email, expecting, fainted, fell, floor, florida, friends, glory, heart, hope, hot, husband, importance, message, messages, minneapolis, p.s, reading, relatives, rushed, son, widow, widows, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2003 03:08 PM; by DPB

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Golfing nuns

Started by Simple, 8th August 2003 04:19 PM

amazed, ball, carried, claws, dropped, eagle, elder, fell, flew, golfing, grabbed, green, hole, impatient, inches, language, missed, mother, nun, nuns, putt, sighed, silent, sitting, squirrel, stopped, superior, swear, swore, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 04:19 PM; by Simple

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Beaver

Started by zymurgy, 27th May 2003 02:18 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 2,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2003 10:31 PM; by John Saxton

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Irish toast

Started by Gino, 12th February 2003 10:32 PM

andsaid, asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, top, wife, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2003 10:32 PM; by Gino

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The Christmas Present.

Started by Robert WA, 11th December 2002 10:18 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, jays, left, louise, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, pantyhose, poor, present, santa, talking, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 10:51 AM; by andre

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baptism of a drunk

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:53 PM

again-but, answers, arms, baptism, baptizing, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kicking, legs, love, people, preacher, proceeds, pulls, river, thewater, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:53 PM; by Gino

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reality hits

Started by Gino, 15th October 2002 09:51 PM

anesthesia, asleep, beautiful, cute, disappointed, drugs, eyes, fell, fluttered, happened, heard, hits, minutes, reality, replied, sitting, stayed, surgery, waking, wearing, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:51 PM; by Gino

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PWC -

Started by Eastie, 15th July 2002 12:26 PM

2002.], andersons, appears, brother, carpet, childish, coopers, decided, eastie, edited, eventuate, fell, financial, gotta, hired, it’s, july, laugh, message, monday, ozzie, planned, pwc, research, shredded, slip, storms, waterhouse, website, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 2,836

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2002 05:42 PM; by Iain

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Bless You

Started by Kev Y., 19th February 2002 09:42 PM

2002.], bless, brings, brudda, dint, disgusted, drunk, dunks, edited, eyes, february, fell, found, harsh, holds, jesus, majesty, message, minister, mister, notices, preacher, ready, shur, slurs, time, tone, water, wipes, [this

Replies: 1
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2002 08:17 PM; by John Saxton

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driving

Started by ken yates, 12th February 2002 02:58 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2002 02:58 PM; by ken yates

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The drunk

Started by Iain, 4th June 2001 08:35 AM

afternoon, brings, brother, disgust, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, harsh, holds, jesus, minister, mister, nooo, noooo, notices, preacher, proceeds, ready, reverend, river, stand, stumbles, sunday, time, tone, water, wipes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th June 2001 08:35 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Falling from Grace

Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 09:11 PM

about.your, accusing, adultery, code, concerned, fallen, falling, fell, finger, grace, laughing, mayor, no-one, people, priest, sidewalks, started, talking, times, told, town, town.when, visited, week, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2001 09:11 PM; by John Saxton

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Golf 2

Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:26 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bounced, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, flew, fly, forest, golf, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, possum, priest, replies, silence, sky, stopped, struck, swore, talons

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2001 07:23 AM; by oges

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drop kick drongo

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:01 PM

accident, barrel, bricks, broken, building, drongo, drop, fell, floor, form, found, ground, hand, kick, lbs, met, mind, pain, presence, rapid, report, roof, rope, slightly, slow, tightly, time, vicinity, weighed, weight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:01 PM; by Gino

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A laugh or two for you

Started by John Saxton, 5th November 2000 10:12 AM

asleep, barn, beer, cheers, fell, female, found, hand, headache, hormones.to, husband, insurance, insured, laugh, male, mother, obsessed, partners, prove, scientists, sex, smiles, told, traces, wife, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2000 10:12 AM; by John Saxton

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Password

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:28 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2000 08:37 PM; by Iain

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Forgive me Father

Started by hook, 5th July 2000 03:58 PM

amazed, ball, bit, bushes, carried, claws, confessional, eagle, father, fell, filled, flew, forest, forgive, grabbed, green, hole, inches, language, metres, missed, possum, priest, putt, replies, sighed, silence, struck, swore, the%#ing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2000 03:58 PM; by hook

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Loraine

Started by Hartley, 3rd December 1999 01:19 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 2,223

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 1999 08:10 AM; by AlexS

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