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Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,091

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

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JOKES

New, HELP MEEEE.

Started by Fedupneighbor, 9th May 2009 07:50 PM

99%, advice, bathroom, coming, desperate, figure, folder, found, google, head, hours, inappropriate, including, inconsiderate, issue, knowledgable, level, live, meeee, morning, person, question, ready, rude, talk, thread, untill, walk, website, wondering

Replies: 7
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2009 08:28 AM; by wm460

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

If Men got pregnant...

Started by Rodgera, 13th May 2009 01:37 PM

1000, bags, bed, briefcases, clothes, commitment, cream, dates, diaper, entire, entrees, fashion, home, ice, include, line, main, men, paternity, pickles, pregnancy, pregnant, restaurants, rule, sons, stay, suits, talk, women, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 11:25 PM; by joe greiner

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Justice?

Started by Sawdust Maker, 11th May 2009 05:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2009 05:53 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Oops!

Started by Rossluck, 2nd May 2009 06:48 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2009 08:02 AM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why God made Mums

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM

boss, clean, dad, dads, fred, god, guess, hair, head, home, house, idiot, lot, makes, mothers, mum, mums, nice, perfect, rid, scaring, shes, sister, smarter, spare, stuff, talk, teachers, time, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 10:14 PM; by fenderbelly

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Easy money

Started by Breslauer, 21st April 2009 06:12 AM

$500, air-phone;, answer, easy, four?, friends, game, hands, hill, knowing, laptop, lawyer, legs, money, net, newfoundlander, newfoundlanders, nuts, pay, play, pocket, pockets, question, reaches, references, searches, sleep., talk, turn., wakes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2009 07:49 AM; by mickelmaster

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JOKES

G'Day from Hobart

Started by vonkprop, 13th February 2009 07:39 AM

ago, architect, architects, bead, body, build, built, cove, developer, die, family, forms, gday, ho-hum, hobart, long-term, project, push, pushed, renewed, sea, sea-kayak, sitting, started, strips, strongback, talk, trade, visions, waiting

Replies: 6
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2009 02:33 AM; by Still Smilin'

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

River Red Gum Decking?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th April 2009 08:40 AM

500mm, 90mm, bearers, bracket, bunnings, deck, decking, design, footing, galvanized, ground, gum, joists, post, posts, question, read, red, renovateforum.com, river, shape, shop, shops, sitting, span, steel, talk, thinking, thread, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 2,832

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2009 08:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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Terrible

Started by munruben, 23rd March 2009 06:37 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 05:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hi Tech

Started by Breslauer, 3rd March 2009 08:59 AM

alpha, attractive, bar, bloody, bond, broken, date, explains, fast, giggles, hour, james, lady, moment, notices, panties, replies, smirks, special, state-of-the-art, talk, taps, tech, telepathically, telling, walks, watch, waves, wearing, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,886

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 07:12 AM; by les88

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JOKES

Don't like automatic subscriptions.

Started by Rossluck, 13th March 2009 06:59 PM

automatic, complaint, computer, discussions, emails, enter, express, feature, forum, friend, listen, past, people, permanently, post, posts, read, register, subscriptions, swmbo, swmbos, talk, views, wink

Replies: 4
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2009 10:22 PM; by joe greiner

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Warburton. DJ's house???//

Started by rgum, 23rd February 2009 05:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hope, 2tsup, anyhting, close, djs, fire, gawwwd, hand, hope, house, house or or, house or or, plan, talk, thick, warburton

Replies: 17
Views: 2,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 09:53 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little girl on a plane

Started by WoodJunky, 6th March 2009 07:25 PM

,yet, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, intelligence, nuclear, patty, pellets, plane, power, qualified, question, replies, s??t, stranger, stuff, suppose, talk, visibly

Replies: 1
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2009 04:56 PM; by artme

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JOKES

Limewash

Started by UncleBob, 20th February 2009 09:16 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 8,554

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2009 10:21 PM; by Ian Wells

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FINISHING

Where To Put This???

Started by rrich, 13th February 2009 08:59 AM

ability, administrator, advertisement, ago, american, australian, called, category, employment, feature, found, guess, headlines, job, language, late, newspapers, night, office, poor, requirements, rocket, scientist, speak, stupid, talk, telly, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2009 12:35 AM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

I will work for free

Started by nz_carver, 5th February 2009 07:59 PM

anythinku, anywere, free, shot, sydney, talk, trail, work

Replies: 0
Views: 1,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2009 07:59 PM; by nz_carver

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EMPLOYMENT

Smart Boy

Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM

arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 2,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:37 PM; by Breslauer

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Electric drills

Started by Fencepost2, 25th December 2008 05:45 PM

change, chuck, cord, day, drill, drills, easy, electric, escape, eye, fingered, foot, fortunately, held, hose, hurry.no, jobs, key, lazy, lucky, persist, power, proper, safe, stupid, stupidly, sustained, switch, talk, trigger

Replies: 10
Views: 2,734

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2009 11:27 AM; by jimbur

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SAFETY

Blind Date

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 09:50 PM

blind, breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, date, deepest, dinner, dreams, drinks, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, laugh, listens, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, stay, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,956

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2009 03:55 PM; by Bluegum

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Finding Adam

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 05:57 PM

13 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 13

adam, bliss, dying, finding, float, identify, meet, no-one, questions, talk, upstairs

Replies: 183
Views: 18,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 11:01 PM; by funkychicken

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JOKES

treatment for Ironbark and Oregon outdoors

Started by stowill, 22nd December 2008 02:04 PM

advice, age, appreciated, build, colour, colours, external, forums, gray, ideas, ironbark, maintain, months, motor, natural, oil, oregon, original, outdoors, people, poles/logs, preference, recoat, talk, tops, treatment, ultralast, weather, week, workbench

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2008 02:04 PM; by stowill

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FINISHING

Speeding ...

Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,814

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 11:20 AM; by rsser

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JOKES

Stainless steel and weathering

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

advance, australian, boris, chinese, experience, exposed, finish, finishes, forum, guess, hard, korean, limited, love, miami, mirror, people, performance, posts, reading, sales, satin, speak, stainless, steel, supplied, talk, weather, weathering, wire

Replies: 0
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Please help with an average deck

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

12000mm, 1800mm, 4.6mx5m, 90x45, bearers, class, concrete, correct, deck, directly, dyanbolt, dynabolt, explain, heaps, heard, hope, joist, metal, pine, plan, post, section, spacing, stable, stirrup, stirrups, surface, talk, threads, treated

Replies: 0
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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Laying red ironbar flooring on slab

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

6months, concrete, davie, due, experience, floor, flooring, garfield, gday, house, ironbar, ironbark, job, laid, layed, layer, laying, melbourne, overlay, ply, proffesional, recomend, red, sep-oct, slab, solid, talk, thinking, timing, tough

Replies: 0
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

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the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

G'Day from the land or'yander

Started by Dewayne, 6th October 2008 04:21 PM

2001, bit, dewayne, enjoyed, familiar, fine, forum, garage, gday, handfull, hobbiest, inspiration, land, live, oryander, photos, project, router, searching, share, stumbled, talk, usa, web, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2008 11:05 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Aarrrrrrrrrr

Started by soundman, 19th September 2008 03:26 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,788

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 08:11 AM; by Stevenp

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The old motor

Started by wheelinround, 18th September 2008 08:38 AM

approached, attending, birth, black, change, child, congratulate, couple, delivery, gentleman, grinned, guess, hospital, marriage, married, motor, nurse, oil, patted, replied, returned, running, smiled, smiling, surely, talk, time, told, town, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 10:54 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

September 19th ... the most important day of the year.

Started by Boatmik, 18th September 2008 11:20 AM

13th, 19th, day, entry, important, instructional, international, official, pirate, reminder, september, talk, tomorrow, video, website, wikipedia, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2008 05:35 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Farmer

Started by fenderbelly, 11th September 2008 09:10 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2008 11:09 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

hello there

Started by Andrew_B, 10th September 2008 04:03 AM

2tsup, add, albums, alowed, building, built, cheers, circular, documenting, forums, gonna, guess, guitar, guys, hate, hmm, include, interuptions, links, moment, pics, power, related, safe, shut, stop, surges, talk, umm, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2008 06:12 PM; by Andrew_B

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Priest's Retirement

Started by Baz, 5th September 2008 07:28 PM

affair, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, honor, illegal, immediately, late, learned, loving, moral, parish, people, person, politician, presentation, priest, retirement, sister, stolen, talk, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 02:47 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

G'Day - Returning to the fray

Started by Manix77, 31st August 2008 11:39 PM

ago, bit, bought, c%?p, catching, clearing, constructed, fair, floor, forum, forward, frame, fray, gday, hang, industrious, manix, period, picture, pine, putting, questions, returning, revelation, shed, t&g, talk, treated, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 06:02 PM; by Manix77

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Dining Out

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd August 2008 12:04 PM

breakfast, catch, coming, cooks, dining, dinner, dreams, eye, fancy, gourmet, guy, killing, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, restaurant, shares, stay, suspense, talk, time, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 09:59 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Grettings from Rhode Island

Started by TomGT, 20th August 2008 01:20 AM

attempt, body, bridges, dependant, exist, future, gday, goal, grail, grettings, guitar, guitars, gypsy, highly, holy, island, jazz, lifetime, personal, rhode, search, solid, talk, taste, tomgt, tone, types, u.s, wood, woods

Replies: 7
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 10:02 AM; by artme

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Nurse Talk - oh!oh!

Started by Rodgera, 12th August 2008 09:18 PM

comfort, doctor, fleeing, frightening, hall, heard, hospital, matter, nurse, ohoh, operation, simple, talk, talking, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 09:18 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Mensa 2008

Started by joe greiner, 10th July 2008 12:27 AM

2008, action, bad, bozone, credit, day, degenerate, disease, dopeler, earth, effect, explodes, extra, form, glibido, ideas, invitational, letter, mensa, osteopornosis, person, posts, serious, smarter, stupid, talk, tendency, vibes, washington, word

Replies: 9
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2008 09:53 AM; by arose62

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JOKES

Get to the heart of it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2008 11:39 AM

allan, chunk, clicks, club, comment, demo, difference, forumites, grabbed, green, heart, home, lump, mouse, northern, piece, pith, rowie, talk, teach, thit, ugly, wood, woodturners, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 2,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2008 09:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Worried Employer

Started by fenderbelly, 14th June 2008 11:39 PM

answer, answered, aro-d, background, boss, busy, child, daddy, demanded, earpiece, employees, employer, growing, heard, helicopter, home, loud, mummy, noise, phone, policeman, priest, search, searching, talk, voice, whispered, whispering, wondered, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 04:59 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

the Half-Wit

Started by Ozkaban, 12th June 2008 02:11 PM

$10, $500, $900, agent, apprentice, beer, buy, day, determined, employment, friday, guy, half-wit, halfwit, hours, makes, med], months, owner, pay, paying, replied, shop, standards, talk, to;, tom, week, woodworking, [appologies

Replies: 2
Views: 1,205

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 04:58 PM; by Batpig

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Do you reckon that I did the right thing?

Started by Phil Spencer, 27th May 2008 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agreed, agreement, begging, bond, change, changed, company, competitor, handshake, interview, job, mans, mind, money, offered, reckon, reneging, ring, talk, territory, thing, thinking, told, ute, vehicle, wheelchair, wife, wifes, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,862

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2008 11:19 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How often?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st May 2008 06:33 PM

advancing, advice, allan, barry, clicks, doctor, explained, fulfil, home, information, laymans, marital, mouse, returned, role, semi-annual, talk, teach, terms, understand, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2008 09:39 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

SWMBO, abbreviations?

Started by neksmerj, 29th April 2008 02:25 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

abbreviations, addicted, amuses, beauties, bit, bloody, driving, explanation, finish, gfyb, hands, hard, hear, kennearth, knees, laptop, metalwork, moderators, posts, respond, run, sbbs, shorthand, sms, swmbo, talk, tbh, thinking, time, typing

Replies: 72
Views: 8,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 12:01 PM; by Gingermick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sound familiar???

Started by Breslauer, 27th April 2008 09:13 AM

accidentally, congregation, dentures, familiar, grabbed, gums, hour, hurt, hurting, lot, minister, minutes, pastors, preached, pulled, remaining, responded, shut, sore, sound, sunday, talk, teeth, wifes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,716

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 09:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Shellac V's BeesWax

Started by adammc, 19th April 2008 09:28 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, apply, baby, backyard, beehives, beeswax, chemicals, cons, create, eco, enviro, father, figured, finish, folks, heard, law, mix, natural, oil, production, pros, rub, safe, shellac, talk, toxic, toys, unsure, wooden

Replies: 16
Views: 8,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 10:19 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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FINISHING

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

2008 Brisbane Timber & Working With Wood Show

Started by Woodie Wood, 17th April 2008 07:15 PM

10am, 2008, 5pm, brisbane, daily, dates, designer, displays, fortitude, friday, hobby, local, opportunities, pre-purchase, prices, qld, richard, rna, showgrounds, sunday, taking, talk, timber, times, valley, venue, wood, woodie, woodwork, working

Replies: 0
Views: 2,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 07:15 PM; by Woodie Wood

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EVENTS

Wheelinrounds speech

Started by munruben, 7th April 2008 08:15 PM

apologies, appalled, arrived, bosss, confession, day, days, dinner, drugs, fine, finished, forget, girlfriend, honor, illegal, immediately, late, local, loving, parish, people, person, priest, speech, stolen, talk, tribute, wheelinround, wheelinrounds, wife;

Replies: 2
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2008 09:08 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

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