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Need Advice on Fixing an Architrave Please! (Desperate Here!)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd August 2009 09:20 AM

0.5m, amateurs, architrave, attached, bit, cedar, damage, dog, easy, fill, fixed, forum, guide, house, painted, perspective, pictures, read, renovateforum.com, reply, similar, sounds, thread, timber, timbermate, time-consuming, torn, white, width, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2009 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Why some men prefer dogs to women

Started by Woodwould, 30th July 2009 03:45 PM

calling, collar, company, dirty, dog, dogs, eating, enjoy, farts, gladly, join, keeping, late, lemon, mad, men, mind, night, pee, pervert, prefer, ride, smells, studded, tire, toilet, tree, ute, voice, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 11:47 AM; by rosewood

Forum:
JOKES

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

It's Been A Hard Day

Started by wheelinround, 6th July 2009 03:38 PM

bar, bed, biker, bit, boss, cab, car, courage, crying, damn, day, dog, drink, fired, found, gardener, guy, hard, insurance, late, left, life, lot, meeting, overslept, parking, poison, stolen, wallet, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2009 03:38 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Artificially distress floorboards

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 28th June 2009 03:30 PM

achieved, adjacent, artificially, board, boards, cut, damage, detract, distress, dog, easy, efficiently, finish, fix, flaws, floor, floorboards, floors, gaps, imperfections, inconsistent, inside, issue, kitchen, missed, permanent, rustic, scratching, stain, termite

Replies: 0
Views: 1,715

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2009 03:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

Kevin was a tree

Started by groverwa, 22nd June 2009 10:34 PM

2012, anointed, australian, bailouts, book, days, dog, expenses, fear, follow, forever, free, glad, government, hard, home, hunger, income, kevin, life, live, living, poverty, rented, runneth, sake, surely, taxes, tree, treeooo

Replies: 3
Views: 1,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:27 AM; by bluegum30

Forum:
JOKES

Did you hear?

Started by munruben, 21st June 2009 09:29 AM

apologies, atheist, awake, dog, dyslexic, hear, insomniac, joke, night, offensive, stayed, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 06:32 PM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

My Blue Heeler's ringing!

Started by Woodwould, 11th June 2009 06:34 PM

blue, called, chain, collar, connection, current, dog, earth, earthing, fixed, heeler, loose, moaned, moaning, phone, pissing, pole, receiving, repairman, ring, ringing, rod, signalling, steel, systems, telecom, telephone, tied, volts, wire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,102

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2009 08:41 AM; by Pheonix

Forum:
JOKES

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

timber floors

Started by buildertobe, 27th May 2009 03:56 PM

ago, amount, boards, build, cat, concrete, damaged, dog, easily, floating, floor, floors, folks, forum, home, kids, laminated, light, love, pets, possibly, scratch, scratches, shed, slab, terrible, timber, time, told, traffic

Replies: 8
Views: 2,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 11:46 PM; by boban

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans

Started by WoodJunky, 26th May 2009 11:26 PM

boss, cats, crotches, day, dog, dogs, food, funny, fur, guests, handshake, humans, involves, jealous, lay, love, mastered, noticed, peeves, picking, poop, sniff, stuff, sweaters, taking, time, truth, unconditional, upset, walk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,006

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2009 12:37 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

Dog kennel hacker

Started by Nortant, 24th May 2009 12:46 AM

advance, advice, bookcase, dog, dwd, eyes, finish, found, glued, hacker, hold, ideas, intergrain, kennel, lapped, pile, plane, plank, pup, rack, roof, screwed, shed, slightly, spa&deck, stained, store, struggling, timber, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th May 2009 10:26 PM; by Christos

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

How to clean the toilet bowl

Started by Tez2, 17th May 2009 12:01 AM

03/wet-cat.bmp, bathroom, bowl, carry, cat, clean, close, commode, dog, doghouse, door, dry, front, home, lid, life, lift, people, pet, pick, quickly, rocket, run, section, sincerely, soothe, sparkling, stand, streak, toilet

Replies: 8
Views: 1,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2009 11:02 AM; by roygrady

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Don't talk to the parrot

Started by 741Baus, 21st May 2009 05:19 PM

bill, bird, calling, carpet, cursing, day, dishwasher, dog, drove, finally, fix, incessant, lay, leave, listen, mat, nuts, parrot, repairman, replied, shut, spike, stupid, talk, time, ugly, wandas, watching, yelled, yelling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2009 07:41 PM; by wolften

Forum:
JOKES

Who is your real friend?

Started by Woodwould, 27th March 2009 04:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, boot, car, dog, experiment, friend, happy, hour, real, wife

Replies: 18
Views: 2,248

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2009 06:02 PM; by Pheonix

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

timber tech

Started by kathy hayes, 23rd March 2009 09:54 AM

ago, busy, cents, couple, days, dog, fantastic, forgot, forums, forward, gday, hands, heaps, hope, joined, learnt, mot, posts, reading, site, teach, tech, timber, trawling, tricks, whilst, worth

Replies: 4
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2009 01:42 AM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Unwelcome visitor

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd March 2009 11:01 AM

allan, dinner, dog, eating, eye, john, likes, munruben, night, paid, plate, ray, remarked, replied, stayed, unwelcome, visit, visitor, wheelinaround

Replies: 2
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2009 03:36 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Removing Old Guttering and Facia

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th March 2009 03:20 AM

1995, beam, blokes, built, called, dingo, dog, eave, facia, gday, gratefully, guess, guttering, house, metal, read, received, remove, removing, renovateforum.com, roof, start, strap, thread, tin, tradie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2009 03:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Talented dog

Started by munruben, 19th March 2009 11:44 PM

agent, amaze, baseball, boots, brings, claims, dimaggio, dog, guy, guys, hang, house, losing, office, opinion, patience, player, roof, ruth, sandpaper, scout, shoulda, sport, street, talent, talented, time, top, unimpressed, what’s

Replies: 0
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2009 11:44 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Should I tell him?

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th March 2009 01:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bloke, boyfriend, carrot, cut, daughters, diet, dog, dry, eggs, eukanubra, finished, food, grated, lamb, loaf, love, meat, meatloaf, minced, palletised, phil, proceeded, pumpkin, sandwich, science, tasted

Replies: 16
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2009 12:33 PM; by Ed Reiss

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Scented Candles for Men

Started by Rodgera, 7th March 2009 03:07 PM

ammonia, arc, bacon, bass, burning, candles, caught, chainsaw, dirt, dog, exhaust, fertilizer, foods, freshly, fried, frying, grass, gunpowder, interior, leaves, light, lot, men, ozone, paint, scented, smoke, time, wet, wood

Replies: 5
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 08:38 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Telegram

Started by munruben, 21st February 2009 10:46 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:46 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Pants joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th February 2009 07:17 PM

accompanied, allan, barry, dog, dressed, joke, pants, pants.2tsup, street, suit, walking, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:02 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Dog walking.

Started by bullfright, 13th February 2009 02:02 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, gas, gasoline, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,119

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 02:02 PM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

Dog and New Deck

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd February 2009 08:30 PM

4-6, awkaward, bad, boards, cheers, deck, decking, dog, dogs, exciting, experiences, feast, finishing, ironbark, living, oil, oiled, oiling, opinions, pee, planning, poo, process, read, renovateforum.com, situation, thread, wait, watson, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,569

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2009 08:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Smart Boy

Started by Breslauer, 22nd January 2009 03:35 AM

arrives, blue, boy, calls, cowboy, dad, dog, drive, father, grim, home, journal, kicked, left, money, morning, program, read, reading, recliner, send, smart, son, street, talk, talking, teach, wall, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2009 11:37 PM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

The need of a Building permit

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 16th January 2009 02:10 PM

amout, build, building, built, bungalow, caravan, category, container, cost, determines, dog, footings, kennel, permit, read, renovateforum.com, shipping, size, skids, structure, thread, told, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2009 02:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

What are these ant thingies?

Started by I_wanna_Shed, 5th January 2009 11:03 AM

8mm, ant, average, bowl, buggers, cheers, climbing, dog, food, length, lot, nathan, noticing, rid, thingies

Replies: 5
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2009 11:01 PM; by kiwigeo

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Something to think about

Started by Breslauer, 25th December 2008 08:06 AM

aid, color, conquer, creed, day, deceit, deep, development, dog, drugs, friend, gender, heart, honestly, level, lies, liquor, medical, politics, poor, preference, prejudice, reached, relax, religion, resist, sleep, start, tension, world

Replies: 11
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 01:28 PM; by Ed Reiss

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inner Peace

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 10:20 PM

aches, aid, blame, busy, cheerful, complaining, conquer, criticism, day, dog, drugs, family, friend, ignoring, liquor, medical, pains, peace, pep, pills, poor, relax, resentment, resist, rich, sleep, tension, time, treating, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 10:20 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Ears Cut Off Dog

Started by rod1949, 18th December 2008 01:12 PM

anethic, brake-in, classic, cut, dog, ears, eye, follow-up, house, killers, life, low, news, nights, pain, pup, receiving, revenge, spelling, treatment

Replies: 6
Views: 1,729

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 02:15 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

whats up from Texas

Started by maverick31, 4th December 2008 03:13 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2.5, austin, beautiful, bride, built, city, day, dear, dog, eager, everyones, found, greyhound, hope, impressed, italian, knowledge, learn, level, live, project, road, skill, someday, son, stuff, texas, waco, website, woodworking

Replies: 15
Views: 3,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2008 07:54 AM; by dnb

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tricked At the Swan's Game

Started by Rodgera, 4th December 2008 08:04 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2008 08:28 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Speeding ...

Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,800

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 11:20 AM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

Being Koi & a Windy a Dogs life

Started by wheelinround, 18th November 2008 09:40 AM

cover, dog, dogs, ducking, koi, life, windy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2008 09:40 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cleaning a sealed merbau deck - advice wanted!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

advice, apply, broom/squeegee, cabots, clean, day, deck, dirt, dog, domestic, excess, hope, hot, house, idea, labrador, loss, merbau, mop, oil, oiled, read, remove, reports, shaun, stains, sticks1977, walking, warm, water

Replies: 0
Views: 3,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Is my new merbau deck damaged?? - HELP!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Bleedin Deck!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:03 AM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,513

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:03 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Irish joke

Started by masoth, 6th November 2008 11:38 PM

barking, bed, dog, doing?”, door, downstairs, finally, hours, irish, it”, joke, jumps, listening, lying, missus, neighbour’s, paddy, suddenly, this”, wife, yard, “i’ve, “the

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2008 11:38 PM; by masoth

Forum:
JOKES

Why Some Men Have Dogs And Not Wives:

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM

agree, babies, call, calling, collar, died, dog, dogs, excited, floor, half, leave, leaves, lot, mad, men, night, notice, paper, parents, pervert, pickup, ride, smells, studded, stuff, truck, visit, wake, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:53 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Teardrop,Camper saids hello

Started by Teardrop.Camper, 10th October 2008 06:05 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 3,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2008 11:13 AM; by munruben

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

If you were a dog, what breed would you be?

Started by ozwinner, 14th May 2007 08:01 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ankles, breed, dog, foot, front, jack, myers, quick, retreat, russell, snap, tall

Replies: 40
Views: 4,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2008 08:10 AM; by Grumpy John

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Make your pet enclosures dog proof

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2008 05:17 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2008 05:26 PM; by malb

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JOKES

Jasper and the Unbaked Yeast Rolls

Started by wheelinround, 28th September 2008 12:08 AM

.externalclass, 0px;, bed, bismol, day, dog, dogs, door, drunk, enjoy, family, floor, garage, hose, hours, house, jasper, leave, night, pepto, perry, poop, risen, rolls, running, sisters, thanksgiving, time, unbaked, yeast

Replies: 1
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2008 12:17 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Kids are quick

Started by fenderbelly, 13th September 2008 10:02 AM

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Replies: 5
Views: 1,759

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2008 08:02 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

The telegram

Started by munruben, 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2008 10:17 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Help needed with Polish / Stain / Varnish

Started by 29687, 19th September 2008 12:28 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2008 05:49 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
FINISHING

Signs

Started by wheelinround, 6th September 2008 11:37 AM

car, company, dealership, dog, door, drive, expensive, fed, feet, fence, food, front, funeral, home, hungry, miss, office, payment, plumbers, push, salesmen, shop, sign, signs, stuff, taxidermists, truck, veterinarians, window, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2008 11:37 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

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