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Citizenship Test

Started by Sebastiaan56, 11th October 2007 01:29 PM

barbie, bath, beer, bit, bloody, called, car, chop, chuck, citizenship, crack, day, eat, elses, explain, fair, flogged, ice, ingredients, kai, mate’s, mein, ming, pav, rissole, salad, sounds, suey, test, washed

Replies: 1
Views: 959

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 10:31 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry and his diet

Started by munruben, 1st October 2007 08:04 PM

amazing, barry, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, kilos, lost, month, nodded, overweight, procedure, regularly, repeat, returned, skip, skipping, terribly, time, weeks

Replies: 4
Views: 1,150

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 11:49 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Allan eats out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:57 PM

allan, called, eat, eats, front, home, porch, sandwich, tonight, wife

Replies: 14
Views: 1,669

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 09:27 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

The Boss

Started by Rodgera, 8th September 2007 03:22 PM

6-year-old, baby, boss, chair, daddys, eat, home, justin, kyle, mommys, piped, quickly, replied, responsible, seat, sit, sitter

Replies: 3
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 10:07 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Did you ever stop and wonder......

Started by Kaiser Soze, 31st August 2007 11:16 AM

alphabet, baby, bum, button, corn, dream, dreams, eat, effect, electricity, electrons, elevator, head, illiterate, morality, morons, oil, people, person, pushing, read, singing, song, star, stop, tune, twinkle, vegetable, vegetables, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2007 11:04 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

ford diriver

Started by weisyboy, 25th August 2007 09:11 PM

$200.00, $300.00, $500.00, agian, bag, bought, car, dad, deal, diriver, driver, eat, ford, kid, lollies, looked, offer.if, pulled, school, stopped, walked, walking, window, youngin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 07:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Painting garage floor

Started by Spencer74, 8th August 2007 11:00 PM

andi, cleaning, colour, concrete, dinner, eat, finish, floor, found, garage, grey, guess, light, matter, painted, painting, preparing, pressure, pretty, staining, thread, topic, unsightly

Replies: 3
Views: 2,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:16 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
PAINTING

Brave pig

Started by Dennis Millard, 27th July 2007 12:12 AM

atraveller, bit, brave, bravest, bum, called, character, cockies, day, dragged, eat, fantastic, farmer, fire, house, incredible, leg, looked, lose, marvelous, paddock, pig, real, reared, rough, teeth, threatened, wife, worries, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 12:12 AM; by Dennis Millard

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JOKES

Can of Worms

Started by Felder, 13th April 2007 10:54 AM

add, alcohol, booze, chocolate, church, cigarette, clean, dead, decided, demonstration, drink, eat, emphasis, filled, fourth, hand, jar, learn, maxine, minister, quickly, raised, sermon, sitting, smoke, soil, sunday, syrup, worm, worms

Replies: 0
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 10:54 AM; by Felder

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JOKES

Eat your hearts out, fellow shed-dwellers!

Started by Shedgirl, 20th March 2007 11:37 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

check, dammit, eat, elderly, fellow, follow, hearts, http://www.tablelands.com, link, millaa, north, prepare, property, qld, residential, rr360, rural, sale, selling, shed-dwellers, sheddwellers, slabs, stunned, timber, tools, woodworker

Replies: 47
Views: 7,319

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2007 07:48 PM; by Big Shed

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Nuclear Power

Started by Baz, 24th March 2007 11:04 AM

book, clumps, cow, deer, discuss, dried, eat, excretes, feel, fellow, flat, girl, grass, hmmm, horse, idea, nuclear, passenger, patty, pellets, power, produces, qualified, question, seated, sh.t, stranger, stuff.yet, suppose, talk

Replies: 1
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 07:53 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

VERY Fast food diet

Started by John Saxton, 24th February 2007 09:09 PM

3rd, @##@, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, fast, follow, food, hunger, instructions, irish, irishman, jaesuz, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, returned, shocked, skip, taut, terribly, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:09 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

How to lose weight

Started by fred.n, 6th February 2007 10:49 PM

3rd, amazing, dat, day, days, dead, diet, doctor, drop, eat, follow, hunger, instructions, irishman, jaesuz, lose, lost, nodded, overweight, pounds, regularly, repeat, returned, shocked, skip, skippin, taut, terribly, time, weight

Replies: 1
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 10:16 PM; by skot

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JOKES

Copper pipes in concrete?

Started by Smiley Guy, 19th January 2007 04:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brick, cement, cemented, chasing, cold, concrete, copper, correct, eat, eventually, hot, pipes, plain, plastic, protect, sheet, special, tape, told, wall, water

Replies: 24
Views: 7,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2007 01:23 AM; by journeyman Mick

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Who Needs a Man

Started by WoodGirl, 26th January 2007 09:34 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

acts, bad, bed, call, care, cat, complains, criticizes, day, dog, eat, hand, happy, hearing, home, ignores, loves, man, night, prowls, sleep, slobbers, snores, time, totally, unconditionally, walks, wholl, word, worth

Replies: 19
Views: 2,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 05:30 PM; by SPIRIT

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JOKES

Dumb things I've done

Started by silentC, 25th January 2007 09:49 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

absolutely, changed, closer, detergent, disgusting, dish, distracted, dumb, eat, fill, hmm, intending, job, kitchen, laugh, life, love, marsala, ordinary, pan, quickly, red, sauce, soak, squirted, suppose, tastes, things, washing, water

Replies: 44
Views: 4,603

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2007 04:39 PM; by Rookie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Artist Cooks Meal In Own Body Fat

Started by Metal Head, 13th January 2007 07:13 PM

2004, added, appetit, april, art, artist, body, bon, cannibal, cooks, creation, dyed, eat, enormous, evaristti, explaining, fat, fish, flesh, human, invited, kill, liposuction, meal, meatballs, paint, people, produced, red, result

Replies: 5
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 06:39 PM; by pawnhead

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Hooray, she's gone!

Started by Groggy, 1st December 2006 07:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

building, content, contrived, damaging, disingenuous, eat, health, hooray, hope, left, lot, mcdonalds, naomi, people, personal, replace, robson, shes, stayed, teleprompter, ten

Replies: 39
Views: 3,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 05:27 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What would you eat???

Started by Doughboy, 30th November 2006 10:47 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

boiled, boils, bowl, brainer, bubbles, business, cake, chefing, concoction, eat, eaten, eggs, explain, folks, hungry, ineek, mix, mixes, neighbour, pete, reply, rice, scoops, similar, soft, sort, stuff, takes, top, twenty

Replies: 30
Views: 3,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 01:31 AM; by kekemo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboys

Started by Shedhand, 15th November 2006 11:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barn, breaking, coffee, colts, cowboy, cowboys, cows, cup, day, dogs, eat, fixing, found, lesbian, life, makes, morning, real, replied, rodeos, sat, shower, silence, sipping, spent, starbucks, thinking, watch, woman, women

Replies: 28
Views: 4,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 08:13 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:48 PM

90%, beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:48 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

nether feathers

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:57 PM

boy, brought, butter, chicken, day, eat, eating, feathers, fourth, friends, girl, gizzards, god, grades, grow, hey, late, looked, matter, neck, nether, noticed, pants, peanut, pulled, sandwich, sandwiches, skirt, starting, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:57 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

More Murphy's Law

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:45 PM

beer, boat, bone, court, dark, day, device, drinking, duty, eat, familarrolleyes, finding, fine, fish, furniture, hands, jury, law, left, murphy, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, sounds, speak, tax, teach, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,154

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 07:45 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

America says no to vegemite ?

Started by JDarvall, 23rd October 2006 12:51 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

,,,cold, america, americans, banning, bloody, briefcase, business, butter, cuppa, dozern, dressed, eat, eek, feel, heaps, hear, jars, live, maple, morning, pancakes, sirup, smuggle, suit, thankyou, toast, vegemite, vegimite, wierd, york

Replies: 48
Views: 4,686

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 03:45 PM; by Landseka

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Right! I give up.

Started by rgum, 20th October 2006 08:40 PM

bacon, breakwater, cheers, cook, cruel, eat, egss, fish, fishing, gawwwddd, happy, lot, nahhhhhh, portland, rods, straight, time, tony, vic, wait, watch, whilst, xmas

Replies: 0
Views: 992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 08:40 PM; by rgum

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Did You Ever Stop and Wonder

Started by Barry_White, 2nd October 2006 09:32 PM

alphabet, apes, baby, blind, brain, bum, buy, call, cells, corn, dogs, eat, flat, flavour, food, forever, hair, idea, lethal, money, oil, opposite, people, person, road, stop, stuck, twinkle, women, word

Replies: 3
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 05:25 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Murphy's lesser known dictums

Started by macca2, 20th September 2006 11:15 AM

batteries, beer, boat, bone, by¨those, court, day, dead, device, dictums, drinking, duty, eat, fine, fish, hands, holding, jury, left, lesser, murphy, murphys, people, putting, shin, sit, smart, tax, teach, wait

Replies: 1
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2006 04:08 PM; by Harry72

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JOKES

Decadence?

Started by bennylaird, 22nd August 2006 09:21 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banana, brag, decadence, eat, increase, morning, mortgage, paperwork, save, treat, worth

Replies: 29
Views: 2,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 10:17 AM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Meaty Bite Diet

Started by brind0g, 17th August 2006 09:04 AM

b@lls, bite, car, complete, diet, dog, eat, feel, food, guy, hit, horrified, hospital, hungry, isnutritionally, licking, line, load, meaty, meatybite, nuggets, pants, pockets, poisoned, simply, sitting, street, tall, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 09:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Rendering the House

Started by Wombat2, 16th August 2006 06:31 PM

$1300, 30+, batch, brick, brother, builder, david, days, deep, eat, eek, helped, house, imagine, joints, key, person, plenty, product, pros, quoted, raked, reasonabley, recommend, render, rendering, rough, structure, surfaced

Replies: 2
Views: 2,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2006 08:39 PM; by ozwinner

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RENDERING

Department of Lowered Expectations

Started by Rodgera, 10th August 2006 07:24 PM

advising, bite, department, eat, expectations, grab, local, lowered, noticed, pick, pizza, price, quality, road, service, sign, stopped, town, trip, walked, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2006 09:01 PM; by ernknot

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JOKES

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

something to chew on

Started by Kev Y., 16th May 2006 05:54 PM

chew, eat, eater, eek, fussy, guy, incase, stuff, wht, yummy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 05:54 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

A Question of Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th March 2006 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caesar, chose, contemplation, cop, dietafter, dinner, eat, etiquette, fresh, friend, grub, happily, lettuce, meal, meat, moments, munching, night, noticed, offending, option, phil, plate, question, raconteur, salad, sweet, thankful, thing?confused, wondered

Replies: 17
Views: 2,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 11:40 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fattest man in the UK

Started by Iain, 23rd March 2006 09:08 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

afford, ago, bacon, beer, bloke, brekky, celebrating, couple, drink, eat, eats, elses, entire, fattest, fried, leftovers, man, menu, night, nights, people, pints, potatoes, sausages, sounds, stone, tube, unemployed, watch, weighs

Replies: 35
Views: 3,648

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2006 08:54 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sharing

Started by rtfarty, 17th March 2006 10:13 AM

afford, burger, buy, carefully, continued, couple, detail, eat, elderly, everthing, finally, half, hamburger, husband, menu, offered, offering, replied, resturant, shared, sharing, sit, teeth, thanked, touch, waiting, watch, wife, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,192

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2006 10:13 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Poll: would you eat this sandwhich

Started by ss_11000, 2nd March 2006 03:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bbq, butter, distgustingd, eat, goodeek, mayonaise, peanut, people, pretty, sandwhich, sauce, skool, sound, taste, vegemite, weirdconfused

Replies: 28
Views: 3,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2006 01:25 PM; by mudgutts

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POLLS

Adelaide for work

Started by bennylaird, 13th February 2006 09:10 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adelaide, allowance, arvo, browse, buy, cept, check, drink, eat, free, hassle, lakes, love, mawson, mind, monday, morning, motel, net, separtion, shed, spent, telly, time, tools, travel, watch, week, wineries, work

Replies: 24
Views: 2,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 10:24 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboy Chilli

Started by normell, 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM

ahead, arms, blankly, bottom, bowl, chili, chilli, cowboy, dead, delight, eagerly, eat, fifteen, folded, immediately, manner, minutes, mouse, nah, notices, pukes, quietly, reaches, shocking, sight, slides, spooning, staring, starts, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,417

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 10:21 PM; by normell

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JOKES

Food for thought

Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM

ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Things to ponder

Started by Grunt, 18th January 2006 09:12 PM

animal, anti-pasta, apes, bread, cross, day, deer, earth, eat, endangered, feel, fish, forest, hungry, intoxicated, machines, monkeys, pasta, pay, people, ponder, power, road, silent, sophisticated, tequila, things, underestimate, women, yellow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2006 09:12 PM; by Grunt

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JOKES

No Joking... it's the troof!

Started by Christopha, 13th January 2006 02:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

australia, barbie, bbqs, beach, beer, bloke, blokes, cans, chops, clean, cook, created, day, drink, eat, fires, footy, god, heard, hiss, joking, laughter, looked, night, prawns, raucous, seventh, troof, twinkling, wash

Replies: 21
Views: 2,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:56 PM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

MDF you can eat off of

Started by automizer, 12th December 2005 01:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, bottom, changing, chip, colour, counter, dinner, drying, eat, environment, epoxy, form, hit, ideas, lookign, mdf, nice, non-toxic, paint, plastic, pool, project, proof, pull, seal, shape, time, water, wet

Replies: 21
Views: 3,718

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 05:10 AM; by Ruben

Forum:
FINISHING

Woodwork Vs Cooking

Started by journeyman Mick, 27th December 2005 12:14 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activity, bland, built, cooking, dining, eat, ephemeral, fancy, fascination, food, foodie, house, lasts, media, people, peoples, pleasure, produces, program, repeated, society, stuff, table, time, type, understand, untill, views, woodwork, woodworking

Replies: 22
Views: 3,454

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2005 01:02 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Forgive me father for I have sinned

Started by Wongo, 12th December 2005 02:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

“miaw”.mad, assigned, bastard, bookshelves, can’t, cat, damn, days, devil, eat, father, fed, feed, filled, food, forgive, house, hungry, in-laws, irritating, left-over, mad, sinned, told, tuna?mad, water, wife

Replies: 49
Views: 4,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:46 PM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Perfection

Started by Breslauer, 15th December 2005 07:23 AM

admitted, arnold, body, cabbie, cary, computer, continued, died, eat, everybodys, fix, grant, handsome, happy, incredible, married, memory, met, passenger, perfect, perfection, prime, remember, sheldon, sophisticated, star, taxi, wife, women, wow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2005 10:43 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Peak Oil

Started by Grunt, 7th December 2005 06:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

150, catalyst, cheap, civilisation, completely, developed, eat, feed, food, fuelled, growth, kilojoule, kilojoules, lack, litre, oil, package, peak, petrol, population, price, produce, reached, reaches, simply, takes, transport, watched, week, worlds

Replies: 18
Views: 4,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 02:15 PM; by Clinton1

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Recycling

Started by Tikki, 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM

american, australia, australian, australians, bread, breakfast, chewing, container, containers, cracking, croissants, eat, fresh, fruit, gum, jam, leftovers, melt, peels, recycle, recycling, replied, seeds, sell, sighing, smile, teeth, transform, united, wrigleys

Replies: 0
Views: 1,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 07:30 PM; by Tikki

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JOKES

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Poll: would you eat this sandwhich