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The Bank Account

Started by Rodgera, 4th February 2008 10:10 PM

account, bank, beer, cafe, clerk, died, dropped, fell, floor, husband, kitchen, married, mcmunruben, occupation, replied, savings, waitress, widow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2008 10:22 PM; by echnidna

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Frank Feldman

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd February 2008 04:42 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, cabbie, district, eat, feldman, fellow, fix, frank, fuse, guy, highly, jambs, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, shoes, stuck, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 10:56 AM; by Calm

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Voices of Experience?a

Started by Barry Hicks, 31st January 2008 11:08 AM

achieving, anonymous, berle, coin;, dumas, experience?a, experiencea, forgives, guitry, husband, inspires, kinison, marriage, married, milton, paragraphs, philosopher, prevents, revenge, sacha, sam, shes, stay, terrorism, voices, wife, woman, words, worry, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,036

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 11:08 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Logical

Started by Elbow, 25th January 2008 10:29 AM

20s, 40s, 60s, 80s, allan, answered, astonished, banker, careers, circus, director, diverse, explained, explaining, funeral, husbands, interviewer, logical, looked, married, money, preacher, proudly, ready, ringmaster, shed, short, smile, smiled, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Practical

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 11:31 PM; by munruben

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I don' usually clean...that's what I got married for.

Started by Big Bird, 7th January 2008 10:25 PM

advice, appearence, appreciated, bits, black, bloke, chamfered, clean, cleanthat, coat, crazy, dirty, don, exposed, finish, gday, greatly, grotty, guides, idea, married, photoes, piano, post, raw, string, suggest, top, usual, yeh

Replies: 0
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:25 PM; by Big Bird

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FINISHING

Rain or Snow

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM

about?”, anything”, dear.”, definitely”, hesitation, married, moves, prove, rain, raining, raining?”, red, replies, rudolph, sky, smiles, smug, snaps, snow, snowing, walking, wife, woman, “ah, “hey, “its, “that, “thats, “what, ”snow”

Replies: 0
Views: 1,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2007 09:43 AM; by fenderbelly

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oh yeah

Started by Tonyz, 5th December 2007 08:17 PM

airport, amazing, awarded, backyard, characters, country, dealings, dog, dollars, driving, earth, guy, incredible, jetting, job, lab, listening, married, owner, security, settle, signed, sitting, spies, suspicious, talk, uncovered, undercover, wandering, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Expectant father.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th November 2007 09:46 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 10:30 PM; by munruben

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A Bottle of Wine

Started by BazzaDLB, 20th November 2007 10:50 PM

bag, bottle, brown, car, detail, elder, elderly, husband, intently, looked, married, moment, navajo, noticed, quiet, sally, sat, seat, silent, silently, speaking, studying, talk, time, trade, vain, walking, wine, wisdom, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 10:50 PM; by BazzaDLB

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Colonoscopy comments

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th November 2007 08:04 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2007 07:27 PM; by Ashore

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Golfer

Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,021

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:21 AM; by pawnhead

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Thanks to my wife.

Started by munruben, 20th October 2007 09:15 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2007 10:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Married women

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 11:31 PM

allan, bride, chap, darling, dying, honeymoon, hope, love, married, replied, returned, time, weakness, women, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:31 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Marriage proposal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM

ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,121

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:54 AM; by Capt. Zero

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Three rings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th August 2007 04:58 PM

allan, dying, engagement, hope, involves, marriage, married, remember, ring, rings, suffering, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,857

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:24 PM; by munruben

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Billy and Mary

Started by Barry Hicks, 8th August 2007 07:50 AM

bigger, billy, cute, decides, door, jones, kids, live, lucky, married, mary, marys, money, pair, pink, plan, play, pocket, pool, real, replies, tickled, y.o

Replies: 0
Views: 1,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 07:50 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Bran Muffins

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 05:52 PM

beautiful, beverages, bran, cholesterol, day, enjoy, fat, flowing, foods, free, glanced, health, heaven, hill, imaginable, looked, low, lunch, managed, married, muffins, nervously, peter, play, replied, reward, rich, sixty, watched, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2007 06:21 PM; by weisyboy

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Military Wisdom

Started by Baz, 28th February 2007 06:40 PM

admiral, airman, american, ave, change, chief, colonel, customs, france, jeep, lieutenant, married, military, navy, officer, phone, plane, replied, retired, seaman, seat, sergeant, sir, sitting, soldier, sons, stuck, united, whorehouse, wisdom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd March 2007 03:33 PM; by rrich

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Good Advice

Started by fred.n, 20th January 2007 07:59 PM

advice, bedroom, beeline, car, clapping, condoms, door, family, fling, frozen, good, happy, married, moment, panties, pulled, reached, shock, sister, stairs, standing, stood, story, straight, stunned, tears, threw, top, watched, wild

Replies: 2
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2007 02:32 PM; by ss_11000

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How woodworkers choose their wives

Started by AlexS, 18th February 2000 10:13 AM

$5000, asset, biggest, boobs, buying, choose, decide, equipment, finally, gallery, girlfriends, grows, happy, line, love, married, marry, money, people, sell, setting, shed, spent, told, tools, trees, valuable, wives, woodworker, woodworkers

Replies: 12
Views: 3,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2007 01:37 PM; by Jeff

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Last Wednesday

Started by ozwinner, 18th November 2006 09:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

eek, married, murder, struth, thunk, wednesday, week, whoda

Replies: 23
Views: 2,942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 08:14 PM; by MajorPanic

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The Perfect Man

Started by Baz, 14th November 2006 04:45 PM

amazing, answer, avoid, blacks, bloody, cabbie, feldman, fellow, frank, fuse, guy, jams, man, married, measure, meet, met, mistake, mmm, passenger, perfect, polished, quickest, street, stuck, taxi, time, traffic, widow, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 08:39 PM; by Bluegum

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calender stretch

Started by John Saxton, 6th November 2006 08:56 PM

answers, boy, boys, calender, college, cool, dad, display, exclaimed, eye, february, friday, january, march, married, notices, pack, package, picking, picks, replied, replies, saturday, school, sigh, son, stretch, sunday, tear, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 08:56 PM; by John Saxton

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The Cabbie & The Nun

Started by Baz, 26th October 2006 07:42 PM

alley, blush, cab, cabbie, catholic, child, confess, crying, dear, driver, excited, fantasy, forgive, fulfills, halloween, hooker, jewish, kevin, kiss, lied, married, nun, offend, party, pull, road, single, sinned, staring, starts

Replies: 3
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2006 09:35 PM; by outback

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heres some

Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM

appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,415

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:14 PM; by Tonyz

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Going for broke

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM

agitated, announced, attack, awakened, bank, bill, broke, brother-in-law, bypass, care, catholic, god, health, heart, insurance, loudly, married, money, nun, nuns, patient, pay, relative, replied, send, sister, spinster, spinsters, suffered, surgery

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:54 PM; by John Saxton

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The morning after

Started by John Saxton, 20th October 2006 11:42 PM

$200, aspirins, black, breakfast, broke, broken, bud, cheers, clean, coffee, door, drunk, eye, hallway, home, hot, huge, jack, married, mind, morning, night, perfect, priceless, puked, ran, red, rose, son, table

Replies: 1
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 08:58 PM; by Bluegum

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Australian values and culture???

Started by Clinton1, 10th October 2006 05:55 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

australia, australian, bloke, children, culture, married, people, practiced, raise, raised, replied, stuffed, valued, values, wifes

Replies: 46
Views: 6,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 09:31 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Anniversary Wishes

Started by Tikki, 6th October 2006 06:33 PM

60s, anniversary, appeared, bastards, cheers, couple, deeply, disappointed, fairies, fairy, female, husband, love, magic, married, moment, moral, opportunity, poof, remember, restaurant, romantic, story, suddenly, tikki, ungrateful, wand, waved, wife, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 06:41 PM; by ss_11000

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Living wills

Started by Cliff Rogers, 21st September 2006 10:37 AM

back-to-back, beer, bottle, code, conversation, death, dependent, e-mailed, enter, exist, favourite, fluids, football, friend, games, life, living, machine, married, sharing, smartass, taking, threw, told, tough, unplugged, vegetative, watching, wills, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,482

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2006 08:44 AM; by Gra

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Three Important Words

Started by Rodgera, 9th September 2006 02:26 PM

advice, couple, granddaughters, guests, husband, important, looked, marriage, married, newly-married, polled, shes, wedding, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2006 02:26 PM; by Rodgera

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Been away

Started by rrich, 19th August 2006 05:05 PM

access, answer, drive, earth, eldest, endure, hana, internet, island, married, maui, peaceful, question, restful, road, son, speak, spent, swmbo, trip, vacation, week, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 05:05 PM; by rrich

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Kids Think Quick

Started by Baz, 16th August 2006 08:35 PM

admitted, america, class, clyde, dog, donald, father, frank, george, glenn, goss, harold, john, kids, maria, married, millie, quick, school, sign, simon, sir, spell, talking, teacher, time, tino, tree, winnie, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2006 06:21 AM; by ernknot

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Uncomfortable

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2006 07:40 PM

administering, answered, baby, class, continued, feeling, fine, foot, holding, hurt, left, married, noticed, pregnant, pushing, relieved, ribs, rubbing, sleeps, strange, students, test, uncomfortable

Replies: 1
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 08:06 PM; by Iain

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25 years married

Started by Geoffsa, 1st August 2006 10:54 AM

ago, apartment, bed, black, blonde, car, cheap, driving, holding, honey, hot, house, inch, living, married, nice, night, plasma, reasonable, screen, sleep, sleeping, slept, sofa, told, watched, white, wife, woman, years

Replies: 2
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2006 01:59 AM; by maglite

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Mother in Law Special

Started by Jack Plane, 27th July 2006 11:47 AM

addition, bring, excitedly, fallen, female, fiancee, friends, fun, guess, law, love, married, marry, mother, special, tells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2006 04:03 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

Replies: 0
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Marriage

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:35 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 01:30 PM; by Iain

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I'm getting married tomorrow

Started by womble, 30th June 2006 11:26 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 29
Views: 2,777

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 11:10 AM; by womble

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Scottish wedding

Started by Eddie Jones, 18th June 2006 05:57 PM

approvingly, archie, bought, braw, continues, discussing, enquires, exclaims, forthcoming, grand, havens, imagine, jock, jocks, kilt, married, nods, och, pub, pure, reception, rings, scots, scottish, shell, sitting, smart, tartan, wedding, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,763

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2006 12:57 PM; by Bluegum

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Cowboys

Started by Eddie Jones, 19th June 2006 06:04 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2006 10:22 PM; by scooter

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My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

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Married into the Family

Started by Rodgera, 12th June 2006 08:57 PM

argument, barnyard, concede, country, couple, discussion, drove, earlier, eek, family, husband, led, married, miles, mules, passed, pigs, position, relatives, replied, road, rolleyes, sarcastically, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2006 08:57 PM; by Rodgera

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Redneck

Started by ernknot, 9th June 2006 03:57 AM

article, born, card, children, doctor, freebie, fridge, halloween, hole, house, husband, kids, married, mexican, pool, porch, pumpkin, punched, read, recent, redneck, rednecks, replied, spouse, sweetheart, table, tattoos, teeth, ten, wheels

Replies: 3
Views: 1,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 10:47 AM; by Iain

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Married One-Liners

Started by Carry Pine, 7th June 2006 06:04 PM

anonymous, bad, classifieds, day, enemy, fridays, henry, hundred, husband, inserted, kinison, left, letters, luck, marriage, married, mine, murray, nash, oneliners, patrick, received, sam, terrorism, tuesdays, wife, wives, worry, wrong, youngman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 12:27 AM; by scooter

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Another page from the Home Doctor book 1926

Started by ozwinner, 27th May 2006 06:19 PM

1926, book, doctor, home, married, page, son, wus

Replies: 4
Views: 1,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2006 08:56 PM; by ozwinner

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old but still funny

Started by goat, 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM

age, aged, arms, beamed, beat, bed, doorbell, eyebrow, funny, gentleman, husband, intently, leaned, legs, local, lonely, married, newspaper, raised, rang, read, run, saturday, scheduled, smile, smiled, snorted, time, wedding, widow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2006 11:07 AM; by goat

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Men strike back.........

Started by Iain, 4th May 2006 10:01 AM

bald, beer, beginning, chauvinist, created, discovered, dog, door, earth, god, gut, head, male, married, men, miss, pig, rested, scientists, sexy, shes, shut, street, strike, told, walk, woman, womans, women, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2006 10:48 PM; by elphingirl

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Irish Logic

Started by Baz, 15th April 2006 12:50 PM

$50, bodies, box, confessional, irish, irishman, leave, left, logic, married, moment, money, paused, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, together;, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2006 01:27 PM; by ss_11000

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