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Not rude...but there was four men in a brothel see...

Started by FenceFurniture, 26th February 2011 03:51 PM

alright, amusement, answer, answers, aunt, brothel, car, door.running, door.tiptoe, fella, fourth, gag, hard, leaving, light.bike, men, othersno, putting, reasoned, red, replies, resist, response, rudebut, sitting, solicit, spoil, time, told, underneath

Replies: 3
Views: 1,812

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2011 11:39 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

G'Day from the Gold Coast

Started by Daniel Marcante, 18th February 2011 11:07 PM

bits, bobs, car, cheers, coast, craftsmanship, daniel, develop, garage, gday, gold, highschool, house, ideas, japanese, joined, keen, knowledge, minimal, months, moved, packed, power, set, set-up, style, thinking, tools, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2011 07:55 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

It was a Christmas treat

Started by John Saxton, 29th January 2011 01:25 AM

bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hour, hours, jay, jays, left, louise, louises, mantel, morning, noticed, pantyhose, poor, santa, talking, treat, true

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2011 05:05 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Mini-Orb Supplier

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th January 2011 07:10 PM

awning, bring, called, car, commodore, cut, diyer, fit, gday, geelong, mini-orb, mitre-10, read, renovateforum.com, size, snips, supplier, supply, surely, thread, tin, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,745

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2011 07:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

car repairs and insurance companies

Started by fubar, 20th January 2011 04:10 PM

agreed, amount, appreciated, ball, call, car, companies, company, contact, cost, details, exceed, exchanged, front, guy, input, insurance, lose, market, money, nose, pass, quotes, repairs, rolling, runs, start, strike, vehicle, weeks

Replies: 7
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2011 09:30 PM; by rrobor

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

acrylic panes

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 19th January 2011 07:00 PM

acrylic, car, cut, double, drive, exact, glased, guys, health, measure, melbourne, ohh, online, panes, read, renovateforum.com, reply, sell, send, thread, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2011 07:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

First Aid

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2011 06:40 PM

$accident, aid, awful, bartender, blood, broken, car, door, elm, explains, fainting, flash, fractured, goodness, head, knees, late, leg, lying, middle, sat, skull, street, street;, terrible, thrown, training, waitress, walking, walks$

Replies: 2
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2011 09:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Recipe for fireproofing woolen blankets??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 18th December 2010 09:20 AM

blankets, book, bought, burn;, bushfire, capes, car, clothing, emergency, fireproof, fireproofing, foil, home, house, left, lose, lost, manufacture, moved, read, recipe, reflective, renovateforum.com, salvos, stuff, thread, treatment, washed, wool, woolen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,281

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2010 09:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Did i read that correctly?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th December 2010 08:45 AM

bargain, bring, car, care, children, conference, correctly, day, door, elephants, farmers, field, floor, hope, illness, laundromat, leaflet, lessons, machines, notice, office, park, read, repair, safari, shop, spotted, stay, toilet, washing

Replies: 2
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 11:30 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

This can't be right!

Started by Woodwould, 5th November 2010 10:18 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

ago, brick, buy, car, coach, commensurate, company, companys, country, days, destroyed, driver, figure, hand, hiatus, hire, hit, identical, insurance, maintained, model, pay-out, seemingly, similar, sunday, twelve, wall, weeks, wood, woods

Replies: 34
Views: 4,547

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2010 04:01 PM; by Woodwould

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

woodwitch

Started by Jan Crawford, 16th November 2010 06:49 PM

art, bairnsdale, business, busy, car, crawford, day, fire, gday, home, homecare, house, http://www.ubeaut.com.au, ina, jan, looked, melb, ofwhen, pyrography, remember, road, site, stationwagon, stay, sue, woodburning, woodheap, woodrturning, woodwitch, www.ubeaut.com.au

Replies: 6
Views: 1,172

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2010 08:08 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

MDF for inside car

Started by dmx, 5th November 2010 07:49 PM

2tsup, advance, automotive, bond, build, car, coat, disappeared, fiber, fiberglass, filler, final, inside, joint, mdf, no1, pic, picture, polyester, pretend, primer, result, sand, seal, similiar, special, spray, texture, wink

Replies: 8
Views: 2,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2010 05:30 PM; by dmx

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FINISHING

What to do when it snows in NFLD

Started by fenderbelly, 31st October 2010 11:33 PM

announcer, breakfast, car, cornerbrook, even-numbered, expecting, garage, honey, husband, inches, leave, love, married, moved, newfoundland, nfld, park, radio, replied, snow, snowplows, snows, street, time, understanding, voice, week, wife, womenexhibit, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2010 10:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

is common sence dead?

Started by weisyboy, 28th September 2010 11:51 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

4wd, bit, car, common, dalby, day, dead, electrical, england, fixed, flat, gravel, highway, months, people, pit, pulled, road, sapling, sence, smoke, spare, tape, teh, tow, truck, tyre, wagon, waiting, woman

Replies: 61
Views: 7,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2010 08:48 PM; by Geoff Dean

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

De-racking an old shed

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2010 02:30 PM

assed, bits, bracing, car, chains, diagonally, door, fairly, fall, garage, half, house, nail, plates, read, remove, renovateforum.com, resist, righted, roof, shape, shed, square, storage, strain, structure, thread, tighten, winch, wooden

Replies: 0
Views: 2,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2010 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Council building permits

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 26th October 2010 09:00 AM

$3000, acre, approve, block, building, car, council, elements, exposed, fee, finished, greed, hardware, inspector, job, local, miss, nearest, neighbour, office, permits, plan, plumbing, reject, remain, result, site, stupidity, suppliers, trip

Replies: 0
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2010 09:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Oops..the consequences of overspray on HVLP

Started by TomH, 17th October 2010 09:34 PM

assumed, bar, car, change, cheers, clay, consequences, covered, fortunately, garage, glad, hvlp, learned, message, oopsthe, overspray, polish, polished, rub, sections, serious, spent, spot, spray, spraying, time, tom, turps, undercoat, washed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2010 09:34 PM; by TomH

Forum:
FINISHING

A farmer named Seamus had a car accident.

Started by DJ’s Timber, 13th October 2010 07:54 PM

accident, answer, bessie, car, cow, driving, farmer, favourite, fine, garda, groaning, gun, hear, interrupted, judge, loaded, looked, lorry, moaning, named, question, responded, road, scene, seamus, shot, solicitor, thrown, trailer

Replies: 4
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2010 09:14 PM; by Dengue

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JOKES

Reducing thickness of garage beams?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th October 2010 01:20 AM

140x50mm, 197cm, 200x50mm, advice, appreciated, beams, bearing, car, cheers, cms, entry, factor, falls, fast, garage, height, hold, live, lot, method, read, renovateforum.com, responsible, safe, safety, thickness, thread, weight, width, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 826

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2010 01:20 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

LPG petrol hybrid conversions

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd September 2010 05:30 PM

advantage, buy, car, conventional, conversion, conversions, dieselpane, economy, engine, europe, fuel, fuels, hugher, hybrid, inoculation, links, lpg, mix, percentage, petrol, phone, power, read, renovateforum.com, similar, system, thread

Replies: 0
Views: 1,733

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2010 05:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Another blonde joke

Started by Allan at Wallan, 18th September 2010 05:15 PM

actions, advanced, air, allan, backwards, blonde, breathe, car, couple, dog, floor, fresh, handbrake, hands, joke, left, mate, nearby, noticed, outstretched, past, repeated, shop, stay, steps, stretched, vehicle, walked, walking, windows

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2010 05:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Polishing / Buffing Timber

Started by Arry, 16th September 2010 10:04 PM

1200, add, ago, applied, appreciated, attachment, bought, buff, buffing, car, coat, found, gear, grit, info, kaindl, nice, oil, polish, polishing, rag, sanded, shining, table, thnking, timber, tonight, top, wood, wop

Replies: 2
Views: 2,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2010 07:32 PM; by Paddy

Forum:
FINISHING

EEE vs A bowling ball

Started by nz_carver, 15th September 2010 06:23 PM

350, alot, aroung, ball, blank, bowling, car, clean, coz, day, eee, finish, gou, happy, head, hey, light, load, mind, pan, people, pics, plastick, runs, tenpin, tryed, wax2tsup, whent, wood, worksoo

Replies: 1
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2010 07:45 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
FINISHING

shade sail as a carport??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 9th September 2010 01:20 PM

beer, belongs, car, carport, carports, colourbond, cover, drink, driveway, experiance, fixed, gr8, larger, people, pics, read, renovateforum.com, sail, sails, shade, shure, sit, thingsas, thread, type, type.in, websites, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 3,040

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2010 01:20 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

That time of year again

Started by Grumpy John, 7th September 2010 08:41 AM

bike, call, car, ceiling, cliff, collingwood, daniels, dom, driving, fan, female, front, hey, kids, leader, lexus, list, mafia, makes, married, perignon, ruined, supporter, supporters, table, time, watch, wife, wifes, year

Replies: 0
Views: 1,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2010 08:41 AM; by Grumpy John

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JOKES

Because I'm a man...

Started by wheelinround, 30th August 2010 10:39 AM

2010, applies, beer, calculator, calls, car, cars, engineers, fine, hair, hand, holding, housework, laundry, man, message, mother, public, service, sex, share, sports, survive, talk, thinking, understand, visit, wearing, women, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2010 01:43 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Religious experience

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2010 06:05 PM

allan, arrive, arrived, away.d, blokes, car, couple, door, doorbell, driveway, experience, god, heard, hid, home, husband, mormon, naked, neighbour, petrol, phone, pressing, ran, regigious, religious, running, stopped, talking, unexpectedly, yelling

Replies: 3
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2010 06:56 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Carba-Tec again

Started by Woodwould, 31st July 2010 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aware, blue, bought, bread, car, carba-tec, carbatec, collateral, couple, david, demonstrations, experience, gents, helpful, leave, melbourne, morning, park, pinny, pleasant, regular, saturday, serving, shopping, smiling, snags, stopped, there;, toys, veritas

Replies: 18
Views: 3,580

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2010 09:37 AM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Golfer at the dentist

Started by bookend, 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM

930, anesthetic, brave, buddies, car, dentist, dentists, doc, golf, golfer, goodness, heck, honey, hurry, kill, mouth, office, pain.so, pulled, sir, sitting, surely, tee, time, tooth, town, wait, waiting, walked, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:47 AM; by bookend

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JOKES

revamping old furniture

Started by burnabybear, 2nd August 2010 01:11 AM

1.5, 2mm, 600ml, 60ltr, car, chest, compressor, costing, dark, draws, fed, friend, furniture, gravity, gun, guys, items, nest, nozzle, obtained, paint, post, question, revamping, sound, spray, tables

Replies: 0
Views: 1,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 01:11 AM; by burnabybear

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FINISHING

locked her keys

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2010 02:25 PM

amazed, assures, ball, car, clever, door, easy, finding, gasps, keys, khakis.d, locked, magically, passing, removes, replies, rolls, rubs, sobbing, soldier, tight, trousers, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2010 07:51 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

The kind Scotsman

Started by Grumpy John, 14th July 2010 08:20 AM

afternoon, answered, bring, car, children, disturbed, driver, easy, eating, entered, feed, fellows, foot, glad, grass, investigate, kind, limousine, love, poor, replied, riding, roadside, scotsman, sir, stop, taking, task, voice, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,742

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 12:20 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Teachers & Cops:

Started by bullfright, 15th July 2010 06:42 AM

actual, bullet, car, chasing, child, comments, cops, determine, drunk, fair, lights, means, mickey, personal, police, question, report, run, shift, sir, son, speed, student, supervisor, teachers, thatll, ticket, tickets, warning, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2010 06:42 AM; by bullfright

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JOKES

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee...

Started by wheelinround, 7th July 2010 09:02 PM

agreed, balls, box, car, children, class, coffee, continued, couple, cups, empty, energy, friend, golf, house, jar, job, life, matter, mayonnaise, pebbles, picked, play, poured, professor, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 6
Views: 1,851

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2010 04:47 PM; by rotten_66

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JOKES

Uses of mobile phone cameras

Started by rsser, 2nd July 2010 05:28 PM

2nd, altercations, application, cameras, car, fast, fingers, gear, gutter, hammering, left, mercedes, metre, mobile, mustve, nose, phone, pics, pulled, reverse, risk, rude, sidewalls, signs, sports, started, street;, taking, time, traffic

Replies: 4
Views: 1,322

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 07:39 PM; by RedShirtGuy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 891

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Rip off

Started by dj_pnevans, 27th June 2010 09:48 PM

$50.00, $8.00, bin, button, car, charge, city, cost, darwin, day, form, found, kids, lady, lost, lunch, machine, park, parked, parking, pay, perth, rip, sister, sunday, ticket, told, town, way?, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2010 08:10 PM; by kiwigeo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Strange.

Started by Scott, 19th June 2010 07:03 PM

altered, appreciation, arrived, beaters, bouquet, business, car, companys, disappointed, dress, flowers, forthcoming, gesture, hammer, home, insurance, male, panel, picking, strange, tail, weird, wife, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2010 05:26 PM; by cultana

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Someone at the door ..

Started by rayintheuk, 5th June 2010 09:33 PM

agent, answers, car, check, dealer, delivery, door, driver, english, front, invoice, japanese, main, mandela, mistake, nelson, nissan, ray, spares, speak, tells, tons

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2010 09:33 PM; by rayintheuk

Forum:
JOKES

Preparing for children

Started by Grumpy John, 15th May 2010 08:18 AM

10pm, alarm, attempt, bag, box, buy, car, child, children, cream, cup, dressing, front, goat, half, leave, living, melon, minutes, mummy, nights, preparing, ready, shirt, sleep, stick, string, test, time, walk

Replies: 7
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2010 05:01 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

HB Wongo

Started by Groggy, 21st May 2010 12:52 PM

2tsup, 3-phase, birthday, car, hey, hope, personally, sander, wongo

Replies: 13
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2010 08:04 AM; by wheelinround

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,365

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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JOKES

Dog food diet

Started by Woodwould, 18th May 2010 09:46 AM

arms, car, care, complete, curb, diet, dog, eat, enthralled, essentially, food, hit, horrified, intensive, irish, load, nuggets, perfect, pockets, poisoned, purina, queue, rectum, setters, simply, sniff, stepped, story, time, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2010 09:52 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

If you watched the F1 race

Started by rrich, 18th May 2010 06:10 AM

administrative, car, cars, completing, conveyed, corners, cross, driver, drivers, fia, final, finish, flag, functions, information, lane, lap, pit, race, racing, required, rule, rules, series, signal, signaling, started, ugly, watched, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2010 06:10 AM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Buying New Car (Private Sale) Vic

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 20th April 2010 09:30 PM

buying, car, cheap, consumer, deposit, expecting, feel, house, inside, inspected, met, missed, night, price, private, proof, receipt, recorded, registration, requirement, sale, seller, steps, stupidly, technically, transfer, vehicle, vic, vicroads, written

Replies: 8
Views: 2,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2010 10:10 PM; by Sir Stinkalot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

help with making a car park

Started by useless, 21st April 2010 09:29 AM

asphalt, car, checking, fomular, formular, layers, making, park, questions, square, volume, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2010 10:07 AM; by useless

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Barry and Allan again

Started by munruben, 19th April 2010 09:25 PM

allan, barry, brakes, car, cart, driver, driving, field, filled, jammed, left, lord, narrow, oncoming, path, road, speeding, swerved, timber, time, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2010 08:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Welding available

Started by Dobre, 4th April 2010 11:45 AM

based, broken, car, clicking, contact, cutting, details, eastern, email, fixing, forum, gate, hinge, home, jobs, melbourne, mig, mobile, patches, phone, reading, record, related, rust, service, signature, suburbs, vermont, weld, welding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 11:45 AM; by Dobre

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Insurance write offs- please explain to a mere car owner

Started by tea lady, 27th March 2010 01:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$2500ish, 1994, anymore, assess, camry, car, cos, cost, dings, doh, drive, explain, financial, fire, hmm, home, insurance, insure, mere, offs, owner, party, shrug, theft, true, un-roadworthy, windscreen, worth, write, yards

Replies: 27
Views: 4,979

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2010 08:38 PM; by nihilism

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Save 10c on car fuel!!

Started by Shrek3, 26th March 2010 10:57 PM

10c, 28th, 2tsup, april, australian, buy, car, cbdsale, celebrate, coupon, fuel, grand, litre, print, prix, save, sell, shell, station, sunday, valid, vpower

Replies: 1
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 06:02 PM; by malb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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