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finishing walnut

Started by petermoffatt, 10th June 2003 10:34 AM

austin, dashboard, den, door, dull, finishing, intact, lost, mate, method, original, plaas, princess, restoring, shine, trims, van, walnut

Replies: 0
Views: 1,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2003 10:34 AM; by petermoffatt

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FINISHING

Ethel

Started by Eastie, 28th May 2003 12:07 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th May 2003 01:12 PM; by Wayne Davy

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Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 03:04 PM

barman, bartender, bear, beard, black, bloke, bothered, bright, buckskin, coming, desert, doc, door, dressed, eyes, foot, fringed, glass, grubby, holliday, huge, outta, red, reds, rushes, saloon, ships, stare, tie, town

Replies: 0
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2003 03:04 PM; by Driver

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Stinkies Decking Dilemma

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 16th April 2003 11:47 AM

$20, 200x70x2.4m, achieved, advice, approx, approximately, building, confused, content, damage, deck, decking, dilemma, door, drying, ground, joists, level, method, paved, pavers, pine, prevent, sleepers, space, stinkies, suggested, thinking, treated, water

Replies: 9
Views: 3,728

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2003 12:04 PM; by JackoH

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DECKING

How To Bathe A Cat

Started by DavidG, 14th April 2003 10:31 PM

advantage, army, assume, bathe, bathroom, cat, cats, curtain, determined, door, drying, expect, glass, helmet, leg, life, lot, pick, reach, recommend, rule, shampoo, shower, shut, simple, simply, squirt, time, tub, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,930

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2003 10:31 PM; by DavidG

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signs

Started by Gino, 11th April 2003 08:50 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,798

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2003 08:50 PM; by Gino

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Stella Awards

Started by barnsey, 18th October 2002 05:18 PM

awarded, awards, beagle, candidates, city, dickson, door, expenses, floor, found, freeway, garage, grazinski, home, house, jury, locked, motor, neighbours, oklahoma, owners, pennsylvania, stella, store, sued, time, toddler, walton, window, winnebago

Replies: 6
Views: 3,088

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2003 03:55 PM; by whitecatbone

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Good Samaritan

Started by Gino, 18th February 2003 10:12 PM

answer, answers, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, good, guy, guys, helped, husband, morning, oclock, pounding, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, samaritan, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2003 10:12 PM; by Gino

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learning a trade

Started by DaveInOz, 29th January 2003 09:18 AM

account, admiration, bank, bring, building, construction, crew, day, dollar, door, equally, girl, goodness, gracious, home, house, impressed, learning, lot, mother, pay, received, replied, savings, start, suggested, teller, trade, week, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2003 09:18 AM; by DaveInOz

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Waxing Philosophical to take license

Started by John Saxton, 16th December 2002 11:31 PM

ate, bikes, broke, day, deal, door, drank, friends.we, games, home, imagine, law, learned, license, lived, mobile, philosophical, ride, rode, rung, sticks, tennis, told, walked, waxing

Replies: 7
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 11:18 PM; by soundman

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A Christmas Angel

Started by ozbeast, 19th December 2002 06:54 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, broom, christmas, cider, cupboard, day, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, floor, found, frustration, grow, hidden, hundreds, kitchen, liquor, merry, pieces, pot, rum, santa, shot, straw, toys, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 2,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2002 06:54 PM; by ozbeast

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A Woodies Yarn

Are you a professional ?

Started by Eastie, 20th November 2002 03:08 PM

ability, animal, answer, answered, attend, await, bunnies, career, catching, close, correct, correctly, crocodiles, door, elephant, fast, giraffe, hope, job, law, professional, question, questions, refrigerator, require, safety, success, tests, true, wealth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2002 03:57 PM; by Eowyn

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drinkin buddies

Started by Ray from Toronto, 3rd November 2002 08:54 AM

acts, approach, asleep, bed, buddies, buddy, butt, closet, door, drinkin, drinking, driveway, home, horny, jump, late, married, screech, shes, shoes, slam, slap, sound, stairs, staying, steps, storm, taking, throw, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th November 2002 05:36 PM; by Gino

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Golfers

Started by Ray from Toronto, 14th October 2002 02:23 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2002 09:21 PM; by Gino

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Which timber to use

Started by GET IT RIGHT 1ST TIME, 9th October 2002 11:01 AM

2.1, bearing, boards, building, decking, door, durable, exposed, framework, front, ground, handrailing.i, jarrah, landing, load, pine, post, posts, question, replies, rod, stained, stepped, timber, treated, weather, weather1.2

Replies: 1
Views: 2,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2002 01:23 PM; by Eastie

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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Quiz Master

Started by caterer, 2nd August 2002 12:24 PM

bathroom, bicycle, bowels, bridge, cat, decorate, doesn’t, door, engine, famous, flies, home, jones, kettle, larry, mail, master, method, moon, pigs, police, potato, quiz, royal, scotsman, securing, toilet, troubled, waters, wings

Replies: 1
Views: 1,781

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2002 06:52 PM; by oges

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door arch surround

Started by vca630, 9th July 2002 08:17 PM

appreciated.vca630, arch, arch.all, door, hallway, internal, plans, replies, surround

Replies: 0
Views: 2,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2002 08:17 PM; by vca630

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

There once was a farmer........

Started by Kev Y., 20th June 2002 09:31 PM

amused, betty, chance, chuck, cute, dance, daughters, door, farmer, flo, found, freddy, heard, hope, knock, moe, nance, night, pick, pretty, ready, shes, shot, spaghetti, standing, vance

Replies: 3
Views: 1,676

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2002 01:09 PM; by JackoH

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Perils of Public Transport

Started by Iain, 26th May 2002 11:31 AM

automatic, bang, bridge, door, electric, electrical, engineer, events, failed, hear, home, instructor, investigate, investigation, leaning, lines, night, overhead, perils, power, public, railway, roof, short, site, track, train, training, transport, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2002 08:27 PM; by John Saxton

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Surgeons

Started by Charles Castle, 20th April 2002 06:49 PM

bed, bit, casual, closed, colleague, colleagues, comfortable, corridor, doctor, door, doors, feet, hanging, hot, lava, life, lying, marked, molten, nurses, people, peter, quickly, red, rocks, sofa, surgeon, surgeons, surgical, vain

Replies: 0
Views: 1,184

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2002 06:49 PM; by Charles Castle

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JOKES

Firefighter

Started by Iain, 15th March 2002 02:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2002 10:45 PM; by John Saxton

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2"door into 1 3/4" frame

Started by storewalla, 4th March 2002 11:04 AM

2door, 2door into, 3/4, complete, door, door.the, entrance, finish, fit, frame, front, internal, mouldings, panels, pine, porch, question, rebate, rout, stripped, thick

Replies: 5
Views: 3,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2002 09:55 PM; by John Saxton

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

stains

Started by niel.p, 28th February 2002 07:20 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,775

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2002 10:11 AM; by ubeaut

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FINISHING

Darkening Aussie Cedar

Started by AlexS, 19th November 2001 03:31 PM

aussie, bedside, cabinet, cedar, considerably, darken, darkening, door, drawer, excellent, figure, finish, frame, front, light, lighter, oil, panels, pieces, plan, recommendations, slightly, timber

Replies: 4
Views: 2,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2001 07:54 AM; by AlexS

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FINISHING

Flat....Out!

Started by John Saxton, 11th October 2001 07:47 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2001 07:47 PM; by John Saxton

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Schumacher of the Old Peoples home

Started by Gino, 1st October 2001 08:43 PM

beer, clarence, corridor, door, dug, erection, ethel, flashed, front, guinness, halt, hand, handbag, harold, home, insurance, lounge, maam, mat, peoples, popped, proof, schumacher, shouted, shuddered, stepped, stop, taking, weird, wheel

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2001 08:43 PM; by Gino

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Only in America

Started by Pete, 29th August 2001 06:19 PM

1998, 2000, america, argument, awarded, beagle, carson, dickson, dog, door, dry, expenses, floor, found, garage, house, johnsons, jury, lancaster, locked, medical, microwave, october, owners, pennsylvania, store, sued, truman, williams, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2001 10:51 PM; by Gino

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Noddy

Started by Iain, 28th August 2001 06:42 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2001 12:58 AM; by John Saxton

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Little Johnny

Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM

ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM; by Iain

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I Dare you

Started by John Saxton, 23rd June 2001 11:50 PM

appointment, bookends, breast, breasts, car, chilled.turn, dare, door, examination, exercise, flattened, floor, freeze, guys, hard, mental, metal, overnight.strip, prepared, press, repeat, set, slowly, smash, start, stranger, sufficiently, totally, waist.invite, women

Replies: 5
Views: 2,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2001 05:50 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

English Lesson Two

Started by Island Ape, 31st May 2001 08:33 PM

bass, buck, close, desert, door, dove, english, farmer, funny, invalid, lead, lesson, object, painting, planting, polish, produce, refuse, row, sail, series, sewer, shed, sow, subject, tear, tests, time, wind, wound

Replies: 9
Views: 2,564

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2001 09:50 PM; by hook

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for women only

Started by Gino, 4th May 2001 11:01 AM

answered, clothes, day, door, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, incredulous, looked, lounging, pajamas, piles, quickly, reply, serious, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, toys, wife, women, world, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,158

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2001 11:01 AM; by Gino

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Funny signs

Started by Gino, 9th April 2001 10:09 PM

appointment, car, charge, coming, company, door, feet, fence, funny, hear, heels, minutes, miss, muffler, office, payment, pizza, podiatrists, push, send, shop, signs, sit, stuff, time, truck, veterinarians, waiting, window, wounds

Replies: 0
Views: 1,441

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th April 2001 10:09 PM; by Gino

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OK found another one!

Started by Island Ape, 29th March 2001 03:17 AM

arms, beat, bed, bell, bob, calls, day, door, found, lady, legs, lots, makes, met, news, paper, perfect, phone, posts, qualifications;, rang, replies, replying, run, up;, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2001 04:58 PM; by Gino

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expressions

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2001 08:45 PM; by Dave in Cairns

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one to think about......... ;)

Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM

agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 955

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM; by lacewood

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Dark In Here

Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM

$100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,636

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM; by DonN

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having a bad day

Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:59 PM

ambulance, bad, bathroom, blown, burns, cigarette, day, door, floor, found, home, husband, kitchen, laying, legs, motorcycle, newspaper, paramedics, patio, phone, ran, shattered, slipped, stairs, street, stretcher, suffering, toilet, towels, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:59 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Christmas Cheer

Started by DonN, 8th December 2000 05:15 PM

accidentally, angel, broke, cheer, christmas, coffee, cup, cupboard, discovered, door, drink, dropped, elves, found, frustrated, hid, house, hundreds, liquor, lovely, pot, santa, shot, stick, top, toys, tradition, tree, whiskey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2000 05:15 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

Good Doggie

Started by gazaly, 30th November 2000 03:25 PM

bag, bus, butcher, button, crossing, dog, doggie, dogs, door, good, groceries, guy, jumped, mouth, note, noticed, path, road, run, sausages, shop, started, stop, threw, time, times, waited, walked, wall, whap-

Replies: 1
Views: 1,697

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2000 07:45 AM; by oges

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Trev & Johnno

Started by Graeme, 16th October 2000 08:56 PM

beers, blurted, buggered, door, holiday, house, inch, johnno, missus, plane, pub, quarter, remarks, shes, supposed, taking, trev, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2000 09:50 PM; by John Saxton

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How to tell the weather

Started by DonN, 16th October 2000 07:25 PM

bad, cat, dog, dogs, door, expect, fur, hard, leave, raining, rubbed, sincerely, snow, snowing, soaking, standing, time, weather, wet, windy, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2000 07:37 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

another parrot joke

Started by Gino, 30th September 2000 11:39 PM

astonished, attitude, beg, behavior, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, continued, correct, door, dramatic, endeavor, forgiveness, freezer, frightened, half, hurt, jeffrey, joke, minute, parrot, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2000 11:08 AM; by John Saxton

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New compliance strategy for parrots & humans?

Started by Hartley, 21st August 2000 11:33 AM

attitude, behaviour, bird, birds, calmly, change, chicken, compliance, continued, correct, david, davids, door, dramatic, freezer, frightened, half, humans, hurt, minute, parrot, parrots, quickly, quiet, rude, sound, stepped, strategy, suddenly, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2000 11:33 AM; by Hartley

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Vale Hacker

Started by Graeme, 16th August 2000 11:44 PM

air, airstream, bloody, bottles, collector, crew, door, dust, flow, hacker, half, instantly, litre, mistaking, ocean, oil, pacific, picked, plane, plumeting, shell, shellawax, ship, shouting, stepped, switch, thish, vale, whaling, whisked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2000 08:02 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Craftsman

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 06:55 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 06:55 PM; by John Saxton

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The Farmers Daughters

Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 01:16 AM

2000.], arrived, daughters, door, edited, farmer, farmers, father, flo.were, girls, go?the, gonna, john, johnno, july, kids, lad, looked, message, names, ready, ready?father, saidmy, saxton, way.the, [this

Replies: 0
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2000 01:16 AM; by John Saxton

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a late night

Started by Rod, 28th June 2000 02:51 PM

alcohol, angry, assume, beer, breakfast, breath, collar, door, husband, late, lipstick, met, morning, night, oclock, reason, replied, snarled, waltzing, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,619

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2000 06:38 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Jogging

Started by Jim Carroll, 9th March 2000 10:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,269

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2000 10:31 PM; by Jim Carroll

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