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'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
JOKES

making external ledged and braced doors internal!

Started by paulsandham, 28th October 2004 03:05 AM

1981mm, 838mm, bought, braced, completed, confused, correct, doommongers, door, doors, external, fit, fitted, fool, framed, frames, home, internal, ledged, making, rouind, size, sized, standard, told

Replies: 12
Views: 6,034

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2004 12:14 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

How do I finish this with this problem

Started by jow104, 20th October 2004 09:39 PM

advice, apply, attached, based, beading, damaged, danish, door, doors, fill, finish, hole, intend, oil, panel, photograph, pine, polyfilla, problem, rail, softwood, stain, thinking, water, welcomed

Replies: 4
Views: 2,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2004 01:26 AM; by jow104

Forum:
FINISHING

The Melbourne Wood show

Started by fran, 16th October 2004 07:45 PM

$1000, $200, 100, astounded, basic, bit, couple, disappointed, displays, door, drool, entertaining, equipement, frank, informative, melbourne, nice, quantity, reckon, sale, seminars, slabs, stands, timber, tonnes, walking, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 2,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 10:49 PM; by JDS

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Custom made shower base

Started by jimc, 11th October 2004 02:59 PM

base, beaumont, concrete, consideration, cover, covering, custom, door, drain, existing, experience, floor, frameless, height, hidden, lip, looked, lowering, meet, neat, premise, screen, section, shower, sloping, standard, tile, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 18,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 10:28 PM; by mic-d

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,534

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Could you give me a push please?

Started by Bob Willson, 14th October 2004 03:09 PM

answer, ashamed, awakened, bed, calls, chance, dark, door, dressed, drunk, drunken, guy, guys, helped, husband, husband.over, morning, oclock, pouring, push, rain, replies, reply, returns, slams, standing, stranger, swing, told, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2004 03:09 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Chair Man of the Board

Started by Kev Y., 1st October 2004 05:40 AM

board, budget, chair, conclusion, continue, cuts, dictated, door, executives, found, gentlemen, hesitating, husband, lap, man, office, operate, resolving, secretary, sitting, stopped, surprise, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2004 05:40 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 1
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

What makes a man...

Started by silentC, 8th September 2004 10:17 AM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

aisles, birds, diy, door, effortlessly, eye, hand, hands, hard, huge, ideally, item, jars, knife, makes, man, mirrors, nodding, notes, peeling, pint, pub, rubbish, rugged, straight, tackle, taking, time, women, £200

Replies: 57
Views: 9,995

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 02:37 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Sectional Panelift Garage Door Problem

Started by WoodWad, 22nd September 2004 06:07 PM

50mm, 60mm, b&d, cheers, clearance, company, door, fellow, garage, helpful, hey, hugely, installed, installing, luck, minimum, motor, panel, panelift, pictures, problem, process, rail, recommend, sectional, sideroom, system, wad, wide

Replies: 1
Views: 2,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 07:17 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

English school essays

Started by simon c, 17th September 2004 10:43 PM

butter, cook, dog, door, duck, english, essays, forced, gently, glenda, hair, house, jackson, knife, lame, left, met, paper, parliamentary, pavement, phil, plan, procedure, robin, school, sharp, shots, sound, tone, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2004 08:51 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Paddy & Mick

Started by gemi_babe, 16th September 2004 12:05 PM

27a, bleedin, breaks, bus, depot, disbelief, door, eventually, hands, head, heck, hell, holding, home, idiot, mick, move, night, paddy, replies, rest, roundabout, running, shouts, staggering, steal, sticks, walk, walking, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,700

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2004 03:45 AM; by stevephillips

Forum:
JOKES

Tickle Me Elmo

Started by Geoff Dean, 16th September 2004 09:02 AM

amazement, approaches, bag, begins, carefully, cuts, day, door, elmo, elmos, employee, fabric, factory, floor, huge, line, manager, marbles, misunderstood, package, personnel, piece, plush, red, roll, sew, straight, tickle, watch, wraps

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2004 09:02 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Handrail Joins

Started by timbernovice, 9th September 2004 09:07 PM

35mm, angled, angles, appearance, bracket, concern, concerned, connected, door, front, handrail, house, joins, level, meets, metal, post, professional, rail, replacing, running, sections, stairs, strength, suggestions, timber, timbernovice, top, visual, welcomed

Replies: 5
Views: 6,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 08:59 PM; by Marc

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Attempted Joke

Started by Kris.Parker1, 11th September 2004 04:42 PM

ahem, attempt, attempted, break, comic, compose, door, handle, har, hey, humour, joke, jokes, knob, lousy, pretty, stand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2004 04:42 PM; by Kris.Parker1

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 6 Sept 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 6th September 2004 10:02 PM

arched, bearing, chore, completing, dining, door, evening, friends, holiday, kitchen, load, meal, method, quiz, respectfully, save, sept, steps, wall, wife, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2004 09:38 PM; by Ralph Jones

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Sanding a painted jarrah door

Started by Complete Novice, 28th August 2004 02:32 AM

bits, bringing, bugger, door, easier, eventually, filler, front, glass, handle, holding, jarrah, matt, nice, novice, paint, painted, previous, risking, sanding, scratching, sections, stain, suggestions, thankyou, told, townhouse, upright, white, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2004 10:53 AM; by nt900

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Renovating front door of house

Started by chris.connor, 27th August 2004 08:24 PM

ago, common, couple, door, external, extremes, follow, french, front, graduation, guess, house, living, lot, option, options, original, polishing, rain, re-coat, re-done, react, recieves, recommendations, remove, renovating, shellac, stain, stain/varnish, strip

Replies: 1
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2004 09:24 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
FINISHING

Irish

Started by Andy Self, 20th August 2004 10:28 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2004 10:28 PM; by Andy Self

Forum:
JOKES

WOODWORKING QUIZ for 16 AUG 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 16th August 2004 10:00 PM

accommodate, aug, door, entry, evening, fellow, friends, height, local, lumber, quiz, respectfully, special, standard, tall, woodworking, yard

Replies: 7
Views: 1,757

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2004 10:29 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Bugger! and its our birfdee week too!

Started by Christopha, 13th August 2004 04:19 PM

birfdee, bowling, boy, bugger, cab, club, dance, daniels, door, furious, grabs, jack, lap, mick, mickey, micks, mistaken, picked, purse, real, screaming, slam, spots, storms, stripper, tonight, top, usual, week, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 09:40 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Why I wouldn't swap jobs with my wife

Started by DaveInOz, 6th August 2004 04:37 PM

answered, bewildered, clothes, day, door, eek, food, found, front, happened, headed, home, house, jobs, looked, pile, piles, pyjamas, quickly, sand, smiled, spilled, spread, stairs, stepping, strewn, swap, toys, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2004 12:02 AM; by bob w

Forum:
JOKES

Sad story

Started by Christopha, 30th July 2004 05:37 PM

ambulance, answered, beer, bet, building, buster, carrying, carton, dead, door, falls, guys, husband, instantly, killed, lady, macca, missus, muz, muzzas, muzza`s, project, rise, sad, story, takes, told, unbelievable, wanna, widow

Replies: 2
Views: 2,794

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th July 2004 10:46 PM; by craigb

Forum:
JOKES

I see the light

Started by Bob Willson, 23rd July 2004 02:04 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aforementioned, beginning, bulb, clockwise, consistent, direction, door, elevation, failure, fourth, front, illumination, installation, lawyer, lawyers, light, manner, means, non-negotiable, north, occur, option, parties, party, perform, receptacle, step, steps, structural, transaction

Replies: 16
Views: 6,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2004 06:02 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Corporate Lessons

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th July 2004 01:11 PM

129, bob, branch, clerk, corporate, crow, day, door, driving, dung, genie, hand, leg, lesson, lessons, looked, lunch, manager, moral, nun, priest, psalm, rabbit, shower, sitting, story, top, towel, tree, turkey

Replies: 0
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2004 01:11 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Bunnings!

Started by Shane Watson, 5th July 2004 09:55 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th July 2004 11:45 PM; by Ian007

Forum:
JOKES

Best way to get 40mm off door

Started by Geno, 30th March 2004 08:17 PM

40mm, beauty, cardboard, colonial, cost, crappy, door, doors, el-cheapo, festo, hang, heard, horror, material, ozito, paid, pattern, people, plane, real, run, sort, stories, stuffed, stuffing, suspect, table-saw, tool, type, wide

Replies: 12
Views: 12,527

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2004 01:47 AM; by WISE

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Shed door

Started by burn, 23rd June 2004 05:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, 1300, 1300mm, 35mm, 800-900, advance, advice, appreciated, burn, door, doors, doorways, dovetail, frame, half-laps, importantly, joints, mortise, narrow, pieces, pine, ply, questions, sage, shed, size, tenon, thicker, timber, wide

Replies: 20
Views: 6,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2004 12:19 AM; by glenn k

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

laminate flooring around door frames

Started by bowser, 14th June 2004 07:19 PM

boards, difficulty, door, fitting, flooring, frames, laminate, laying, lounge, steel, suggestions

Replies: 2
Views: 3,711

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2004 10:21 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
FLOORING

Help with Wall renovations

Started by woosh, 12th June 2004 08:14 PM

anyones, appreciated, attack, close, cut, diy, door, feet, hole, jobs, kitchen, knocking, main, makes, metre, move, moving, opposite, pantry, pointers, rebuilding, renovations, section, sense, space, steel, tips, tools/plans, wall, woosh

Replies: 0
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2004 08:14 PM; by woosh

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Sanding timber kitchen doors

Started by Danster, 9th June 2004 05:21 PM

cheers, country, couple, crannies, curves, danster, door, doors, glory, kitchen, laquer, local, lose, mob, mouldings/inlays, nooks, passes, sand, sanding, semigloss, sort, sprayed, starting, strip, style, timber, typical, wax, wearing, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 2,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2004 05:21 PM; by Danster

Forum:
KITCHENS

MATH QUIZ for 5 June 04

Started by Ralph Jones, 5th June 2004 09:48 PM

3.5, approximately, bushel, bushels, cap, caps, compartment, crop, diameter, divided, door, equal, evening, farmer, filler, friends, holds, june, math, quiz, respectfully, silo, stored, tall, thinking, tonight, top, volume, wall

Replies: 14
Views: 3,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2004 11:49 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Screwing door frames to wall

Started by Goldy, 30th May 2004 10:51 PM

brick, dining, door, entrance, frame, frames, goldy, hints, holes, ideas, i`m, jarrah, leaving, mounting, screw, screwing, skirting, visible, wall, wondering

Replies: 4
Views: 2,364

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2004 04:36 PM; by Goldy

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

gorsky

Started by popawisky, 29th May 2004 05:36 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 05:36 PM; by popawisky

Forum:
JOKES

Window Stays

Started by Strungout, 23rd May 2004 01:37 PM

bit, brass, called, chain, door, federation, front, greg, hold, house, light, links, luck, moment, stays, suggestions, tia, top, type, window

Replies: 7
Views: 4,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 01:19 AM; by wombat47

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Tiling mess- please advice

Started by Theva, 8th May 2004 10:48 AM

40mm, advance, advice, bathroom, comments, corrected, door, fix, grout, horizontal, including, jabs, keeping, level, line, live, mad, mess, mismatch, options, pros, redo, rip, sqm, theva, tile, tiler, tiles, tiling, wall

Replies: 8
Views: 4,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2004 10:24 PM; by Theva

Forum:
TILING

It's never too late . . .

Started by Driver, 13th March 2004 11:59 AM

alf, bloke, cry, dead, door, happen?”, hear, he’s, late, manages, no”, paint?”, passed, pause, peacefully, snuffle”, sob, sobs, softly, starts, there’s, tin, woman, “alf, “er, “last, “oh, “when

Replies: 6
Views: 2,751

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:03 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Stupid Signs

Started by Baz, 23rd February 2004 08:02 PM

bargain, bell, bring, car, children, conference, day, door, due, elephants, field, floor, hard, illness, knock, leaflet, london, machines, notice, office, park, repair, safari, shop, signs, spotted, stay, stupid, toilet, washing

Replies: 8
Views: 3,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2004 11:22 PM; by Grue

Forum:
JOKES

Shade?

Started by Grue, 9th March 2004 11:19 AM

100, african, bit, blue, bush, calculating, cool, critical, degrees, discover, distance, door, eager, feel, fly, glenn, imagine, lucky, message, mile, picture, pilot, plane, popular, read, shade, south, start, stifling, yonder

Replies: 1
Views: 2,027

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2004 04:03 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

SCAM alert

Started by Grue, 5th March 2004 03:48 PM

alert, bum, cheap, conducting, door, email, feel, front, grue, hate, hoax, list, scam, scam;, send, stupid, survey, warnings, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,936

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2004 07:59 PM; by arose62

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Recessed panel entrance door

Started by gcutting, 27th January 2004 10:11 PM

35mm, appreciated, bevels, construction, cuts, details, door, embark, encounter, entrance, excercise, flag, information, library, likley, machine, meranti, method, panel, panels, pitfalls, planks, plans, recessed, salvage, thick, tounges

Replies: 5
Views: 3,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2004 11:47 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Recessed panel entrance door

Started by gcutting, 27th January 2004 09:49 PM

35mm, advice, avoid, bevels, boards, cutting, door, dowell, embark, entrance, exercise, graeme, joints, meranti, mortice, nice, panel, panels, pitfalls, plans, recently, recessed, relating, routing, salvaged, scratch, starting, tennon, tounges, versus

Replies: 0
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2004 09:49 PM; by gcutting

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Hardwood External Doorframe

Started by Markw, 19th January 2004 01:41 PM

choice, chose, door, doorframe, external, firstly, frame, front, gentlemen, hardwood, intend, jarrah, machined, mark, material, natural, pieces, replace, reside, security, strong, suggestion, suitable, support, sydney, timber, western, wisdom, wise, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 3,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2004 06:34 PM; by Markw

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

mdf kitchen or vanity door finish

Started by pjk, 18th January 2004 10:05 PM

2-3, 2-pack, 300-450mm, achieve, appreciated, buy, coat, door, doors, edge, enamel, finish, gloss, kitchen, layers, mdf, nice, paint, paint/sand, pencil, pjk, poly-u, prime, route, sold, type, vanity, wattyl, white, wide

Replies: 2
Views: 2,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2004 08:00 PM; by multinut

Forum:
FINISHING

Restoring Jarrah Window Treatments, Door Frames and Skirting Boards

Started by April, 31st December 2003 04:22 PM

advice, appearance, appreciated, basically, boards, cheers, cover, delight, door, effective, finish, flecks, floor, frames, guy, jarrah, marks, paint, perfection, renovators, residual, restoring, retains, sanding, skirting, suggestions, treatments, week, window, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 7,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2004 03:23 PM; by Robert WA

Forum:
FINISHING

Time for a joke....

Started by Eastie, 23rd December 2003 11:37 AM

beaming, bowl, custard, dis-custard, dis-pear, door, emotions, envy, erm, exclaims, fellas, friend, green, guess, guest, hey, host, inside, joke, knock, manhood, minutes, pass, pear, pink, pride, shut, sporting, starkers, time

Replies: 3
Views: 1,875

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2003 12:11 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
JOKES

Started by ubeaut, 10th March 2002 01:02 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

care, devil, door, handsom, holiday, overseas, returned, robbo, ruggedly, sophisticated, suave, surprise, woodturner, workshop

Replies: 33
Views: 8,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd December 2003 07:49 PM; by Caliban

Forum:
A Woodies Yarn

stripping old doors

Started by petenchez, 9th August 2003 02:52 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, assuming, bit, caustic, cherie, dip, diping, discovered, door, doors, forum, gun, happy, heard, heat, layers, method, methods, paint, peel, perth, pete, ruin, scraper, service, strip, stripping, type, warp, wordworking

Replies: 16
Views: 26,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2003 09:22 AM; by s_m

Forum:
FINISHING

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