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  1. Bruce

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 09:59 PM
    bath, bed, bedroom, boozing, bruce, coming, hell, home, late.after, lounge, mates.the, mother, neglecting, nothing.but, recumbent, returned, screamed, slammed, slipped, speaking, stay, terms, told, undressed, wife
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    Last Post: 4th April 2002 12:57 PM
    by Kev Y.  Go to last post

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  2. Racist?

    Started by John Saxton, 3rd April 2002 10:40 PM
    choked, culture, customs, drug, drunk, foreign, grew, heard, racist, runner, slur, terrified, told, yoghurt
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    Last Post: 3rd April 2002 10:40 PM
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  3. Here Tis!

    Started by John Saxton, 20th March 2002 09:36 PM
    5.in, anatomy, breakfast, called, class, doctor, drilled, eats, fingertips, heart.the, male, psychiatrists, rabbit, tip, tis, told, tongue, unusual, waiter, walked, woman
    • Replies: 1
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    Last Post: 21st March 2002 11:53 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  4. "JUST HOLD ME"

    Started by ken yates, 7th February 2002 02:54 PM
    bed, bracelet, cared, dept, diamond, earrings, excited, feel, figured, financial, hold, honey, just hold me, loop, play, ready, set, sexual, sexually, shipwreck, short, stuff, tennis, testing, threw, told, tune, wave, women, words
    • Replies: 2
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    Last Post: 26th February 2002 11:48 PM
    by Jeff  Go to last post

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  5. Repairing ends of Oragon Beams

    Started by barrysumpter, 28th January 2002 07:31 PM
    barry, beams, completely, ends, expence, joint, joints, meet, oragon, overlaping, painted, pergola, piece, proud, removing, renovate, repair, repairing, rotted, safety, sake, sealed, short, simply, structural, sumpter, supporting, told, tritoneer, weight
    • Replies: 1
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    Last Post: 15th February 2002 10:09 PM
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  6. For Gino!!

    Started by Iain, 31st December 2001 08:56 AM
    baker, bakers, beam, burns, chair, christmas, company, directly, food, gino, heat, human, lawn, line, microwave, molecules, night, pack, plastic, positioned, relay, reportedly, safety, shift, strongest, told, twelve, warm, watchman, water
    • Replies: 1
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    Last Post: 31st December 2001 01:01 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  7. Blondes

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:29 PM
    aggrivated, approached, assistant, blonde, blondes, buy, colours, daughter, day, dyes, earnestly, electrical, hair, home, mam, microwave, oven, red, replies, returns, sales, sell, shouts, starts, store, television, times, told, true, walks
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,475
    Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:29 PM
    by Richard Casey  Go to last post

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  8. Twins

    Started by Richard Casey, 29th December 2001 08:19 PM
    anxious, awakes, babies, boy, brother, childs, coma, daughter, deliver, denephew, denise, doctors, family, girl, hear, lady, mother, named, names, pleased, real, replied, replies, save, tasmanians, term, told, tone, twins, wait
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,393
    Last Post: 29th December 2001 08:19 PM
    by Richard Casey  Go to last post

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  9. Soul Man

    Started by John Saxton, 1st November 2001 07:32 PM
    brings, carpenter, children, earth, earth.his, excitedly, famous, father, gentleman, happiness, hearts, jesus, joseph, joy, man, millions.about, occupation, pinocchio, replies, reply, rounds, son, soul, souls, st.peter, story, story.i, tha, told, tome
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,239
    Last Post: 1st November 2001 07:32 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  10. Waste not , want not.

    Started by Richard Casey, 17th October 2001 11:14 AM
    arrange, arrival, bit, child, circumcised, cock, doctor, eye, eyed, fix, foresight, horified, lady, lids.i, mother, noticed, penis, skin, son, spare, told, waste
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 1,585
    Last Post: 21st October 2001 08:35 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  11. Smart Kid

    Started by DonN, 8th October 2001 07:16 PM
    agreed, answer, dog, explained, eyes, first-grade, harry, inside, kid, legs, office, pants, poles, principal, principals, question, questions, smart, starts, stick, sticky, stop, teacher, test, third-grade, tie, told, wide, woman, yep
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,416
    Last Post: 8th October 2001 07:16 PM
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  12. Hmmmm

    Started by TOMARTOM, 25th September 2001 10:34 PM
    drawback, elephants, foreskin, friend, hmmmm, jungle, largest, told, tony
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,458
    Last Post: 25th September 2001 10:34 PM
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  13. The migrant

    Started by Iain, 13th September 2001 10:14 AM
    bootifulla, brother, canna, catch, chickens, cigar, dark, forka, getta, girl, goin, guard, iffa, lighter, meet, migrant, onna, opportunities, platform, putta, sezza, shout, sleeper, slows, told, train, trip, uppa, usa, virginia
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,251
    Last Post: 13th September 2001 10:14 AM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  14. Little Johnny

    Started by Iain, 25th August 2001 07:38 PM
    ahead, bed, bedroom, bob, closet, croaked, daddy, door, father, greeted, guess, held, home, husband, johnny, lady, leaving, mommy, mother, playing, summer, told, top, town, uncle, undressed, upstairs, week, wife, yesterday
    • Replies: 0
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    Last Post: 25th August 2001 07:38 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  15. dumb crime stories

    Started by Gino, 31st July 2001 11:33 PM
    activated, airfield, bob, boeing, broke, call, check, crime, doctor, duh, dumb, elevator, emergency, employees, fast, floor, floors, home, inflated, lamberton, police, raft, rescued, robber, robyn, stories, telephone, thinking, told, wood
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,420
    Last Post: 31st July 2001 11:33 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  16. Female Guinness Book of Records

    Started by oges, 5th July 2001 07:00 PM
    12th, achieved, affair, banbury, blatherwick, book, female, film, guinness, hall, husband, immediately, journey, jumble, local, minute, minutes, mrs.banbury, neighbour, october, record, records, sale, sat, thorn, toilet, told, watched, woman, women
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,155
    Last Post: 6th July 2001 11:32 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  17. Night Out

    Started by Iain, 18th June 2001 12:31 PM
    a.m, beer, boys, cleared, clock, conflict, cuckoo, cuckooed, disturbed, drunk, easy, escape, f###, farted, giggled, home, hours, invited, morning, night, oclock, passed, promise, smashed, throat, time, times, told, whew, wife
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,277
    Last Post: 18th June 2001 12:31 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  18. Another Blonde

    Started by Chris Longworth, 7th June 2001 02:11 PM
    amazed, arrest, attendant, beautiful, blonde, class, co-pilot, ear, economy, flight, fuss, handle, land, learned, listen, london, married, move, moves, paid, pilot, reason, replies, seat, section, speak, staying, tells, told, woman
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,727
    Last Post: 7th June 2001 02:11 PM
    by Chris Longworth  Go to last post

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  19. Falling from Grace

    Started by John Saxton, 31st May 2001 09:11 PM
    about.your, accusing, adultery, code, concerned, fallen, falling, fell, finger, grace, laughing, mayor, no-one, people, priest, sidewalks, started, talking, times, told, town, town.when, visited, week, wife, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,333
    Last Post: 31st May 2001 09:11 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  20. Peoples surnames

    Started by Gino, 19th May 2001 06:00 PM
    austria, call, dicks, dumfart, eye, friend, funny, gino, golden, home, hope, idea, italian, laughs, literly, means, mind, names, nick, occhiodoro, people, peoples, post, stone, surnames, thinking, told, tomb, town, treblecock
    • Replies: 14
    • Views: 2,759
    Last Post: 27th May 2001 09:47 AM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  21. Last Names

    Started by oges, 19th April 2001 07:00 PM
    authority, baker, breakdown, breeds, call, darling, day, employees, familiarity, guy, john, jones, leads, mamby-pamby, manager, names, noticed, office, refer, referred, replied, robertson, scowled, sighed, smith, straight, told
    • Replies: 5
    • Views: 3,227
    Last Post: 21st April 2001 08:01 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  22. Beautiful

    Started by John Saxton, 5th April 2001 10:56 PM
    banquet, beautiful, beautifulin, beautifully, called, censors, cheers, dinner, dress, excellent, father, hands, ing, johnno, johnny.sigh, looked, michael, mother, mummy, night, planned, sentence, sister, teacher, told, word
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,615
    Last Post: 5th April 2001 10:56 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  23. My last one today....

    Started by Island Ape, 27th March 2001 09:20 PM
    34s, 38-regular, business, clothes, doctor, exclaimed, fellow, finally, headaches, howd, insist, owner, physician, pinch, pretty, proprietor, replied, salesman, set, shirt, size, sizing, starting, suit, time, today, told, undershorts, wear, worn
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,320
    Last Post: 27th March 2001 09:20 PM
    by Island Ape  Go to last post

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  24. Equal Opportunity Employer

    Started by Island Ape, 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM
    bilingual, chair, computer, copy, database, demonstrate, dog, employer, equal, expertise, inside, job, jumped, looked, manager, office, opportunity, proceeded, produced, programs, receptionist, sample, sign, spreadsheet, straight, time, told, trotted, type, window
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,177
    Last Post: 23rd March 2001 03:54 AM
    by Island Ape  Go to last post

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  25. Back from the dead

    Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:20 PM
    address, anguished, appeal, arrival, arrived, beach, day, dead, departed, died, e-mail, elderly, error, gate, grieving, haste, home, hot, husband, message, miami, monitor, preachers, scream, screen, told, wait, weather, widow, wife
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,063
    Last Post: 21st February 2001 08:47 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  26. 2 jokes

    Started by Gino, 15th January 2001 09:50 PM
    accident, atheist, bear, beautiful, bill, christian, created, decision, faster, fine, forest, found, gates, god, happened, heaven, hell, jokes, light, looked, paw, playing, ran, river, shoulder, stopped, told, voice, water, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,369
    Last Post: 15th January 2001 09:50 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  27. Managers

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 07:05 PM
    balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, excuse, expect, fault, field, happend, hopelessly, hot-air, information, lost, management, manager, managers, met, personally, piloting, position, replies, shouts, story, technically, technology, time, told, vouch, wandered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,161
    Last Post: 14th January 2001 07:05 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  28. acting like a dill

    Started by Gino, 14th January 2001 06:51 PM
    acting, attached, bucket, button, confused, dill, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, hundred, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, rose, roses, tall, told, woman, words
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,264
    Last Post: 14th January 2001 06:51 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  29. Congratulations.

    Started by JackoH, 20th November 2000 04:51 PM
    congratulations, cream, current, finishing, fusion, john, liquid, mag.i, magnificent, marvellous, mixture, neil, nov, person, pommie, products, retiring, secrets, selectively, shellawax, shy, tin, told, turner, type, u-beaut, woodturner, woodturning, workshop, write
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,761
    Last Post: 20th November 2000 10:27 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  30. A laugh or two for you

    Started by John Saxton, 5th November 2000 10:12 AM
    asleep, barn, beer, cheers, fell, female, found, hand, headache, hormones.to, husband, insurance, insured, laugh, male, mother, obsessed, partners, prove, scientists, sex, smiles, told, traces, wife, women
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,289
    Last Post: 5th November 2000 10:12 AM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  31. so true

    Started by Gino, 25th October 2000 04:34 PM
    altitude, balloon, balloonist, correct, descends, discovers, distance, excuse, expect, fault, feet, field, ground, hearing, hopelessly, hot-air, information, locates, lost, lower, lowers, management, met, position, replies, technically, thirty, told, true, wandered
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,247
    Last Post: 25th October 2000 04:34 PM
    by Gino  Go to last post

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  32. Doggie do

    Started by John Saxton, 18th October 2000 10:33 PM
    bad, barman, barman.but, dog, doggie, drink, eye, finished, friend, heavy, house, looked, pack, straight, stuff, told, triple, walked, whiskey.thats, wife, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,169
    Last Post: 18th October 2000 10:33 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  33. Spam

    Started by Iain, 12th October 2000 06:33 PM
    ago, americans, carry, claim, depressed, dollars, dr.today, drive, email, five-year-old, friend, groceries, house, machines, mechanic, people, perfect, pope, refused, responsibility, sally, spam, stronger, ten, told, twenty, worried, worth, write, wrong
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,399
    Last Post: 12th October 2000 06:33 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  34. More Chickens

    Started by Hartley, 29th September 2000 11:18 AM
    500, act, bible, bill, chicken, chickens, counter-revolutionary, cream, cross, crossed, dairy, echicken, free, front, god, gst, hussein, inevitability, john, milk, mother, question, rebellion, road, roads, saddam, telling, told, unprovoked, violence
    • Replies: 4
    • Views: 2,151
    Last Post: 29th September 2000 10:54 PM
    by Iain  Go to last post

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  35. From Dr Ted

    Started by ubeaut, 19th September 2000 11:08 PM
    aware, erection, fart, pass, pier, ted, toilet, told, trust, waste, wisdom, wonderful, words
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 1,471
    Last Post: 27th September 2000 11:36 PM
    by John Saxton  Go to last post

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  36. Poly coating

    Started by RobHowarth, 18th September 2000 01:14 PM
    ago, anticipation, based, chemicals, coating, experienced, finish, finishes, floorboards, friendly, health, jarrah, occupant, poly, previous, questions, reluctant, stuff, told, unknown, user, water, worse, `bad, `more
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,771
    Last Post: 18th September 2000 02:39 PM
    by Shane Watson  Go to last post

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  37. Maybe she's right

    Started by hook, 9th September 2000 06:55 AM
    a.because, dinkum, fair, genius, hook, missus, plugged, q.why, reckons, sex, shes, smarter, told
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,395
    Last Post: 9th September 2000 06:55 AM
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  38. Craftsman

    Started by John Saxton, 15th July 2000 06:55 PM
    afford, asmile, bring, candidate, craftsman, desk, door, doorknob, eager, hand, handand, heels, hit, johnno, looked, money, owe, papers, pay, sign, spun, told, worry, worrying, year.how
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,493
    Last Post: 15th July 2000 06:55 PM
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  39. Sanding & Finishing Timber floor

    Started by Paul, 5th July 2000 02:06 PM
    advice, applied, beed, boards, bought, correct, finish, finished, finishing, floor, floors, house, oil, planned, procedure, raw, recently, sanded, sanding, seek, stained, timber, told, tung
    • Replies: 2
    • Views: 2,600
    Last Post: 5th July 2000 07:12 PM
    by macka  Go to last post

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  40. Irish Hit Back

    Started by Hartley, 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM
    150, admitted, australians, bloke, employer, explained, hit, i.q, irish, irishman, job, pass, shoelaces, test, thongs, told, trouble, tying, university, wear
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,795
    Last Post: 2nd February 2000 05:43 PM
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  41. Randy the Rooster

    Started by Hartley, 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM
    awakening, barn, bed, day, distraught, ducks, expensive, farmer, flock, fowl, geese, hen, house, jumping, lake, lot, money, owns, pace, pigeons;, randy, randys, rooster, service, slow, takes, told, wham---he, worried, yard
    • Replies: 0
    • Views: 1,460
    Last Post: 22nd November 1999 09:44 AM
    by Hartley  Go to last post

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  42. moisture metre

    Started by Quentin, 26th September 1999 03:31 PM
    anyware, electrical, instructions, metre, moisture, multi, told
    • Replies: 1
    • Views: 2,011
    Last Post: 4th October 1999 07:54 PM
    by David Brook  Go to last post

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  43. Oil Stains

    Started by Shane Watson, 20th September 1999 10:16 AM
    1999.], anymore, base, cheers, client, covered, dosnt, edited, exist, half, hutch, ideas, message, oil, removal, rid, september, shane, stain, stains, told, top, unfortuanetly, watson, [this
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 2,583
    Last Post: 3rd October 1999 10:02 PM
    by Shane Watson  Go to last post

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