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Started by rayintheuk, 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM

breakfast, clean, cleaned, comments, couple, depends, detergent, eating, hang, hanging, husband, learned, line, looked, month, morning, move, neighbour, neighbourhood, nice, quiet, ray, remained, shes, surprised, view, wash, washing, windows, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2010 02:20 AM; by rayintheuk

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Guardian Angel

Started by Rodgera, 30th June 2010 03:15 PM

angel, bad, bricks, calls, car, day, fall, guardian, hears, imagined, obeys, past, questions, road, shouts, skids, step, stops, suddenly, ton, voice, walking, warn, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 03:15 PM; by Rodgera

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At the Supermarket

Started by Rodgera, 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM

baby, blurted, boys, called, dress, excuse, fell, finally, hear, minutes, miss, mommy, mothers, noticed, patience, shop, silent, softly, supermarket, ten, thin, tugged, wearing, woman, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2010 01:11 PM; by Rodgera

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Wife from hell

Started by bullfright, 16th May 2010 06:31 PM

$75, automatic, barks, belt, car, control, cruise, dear, detector, drinking, driver, driving, fine, hell, maam, mouth, officer, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, ticket, wear, wearing, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 4
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 11:01 PM; by BozInOz

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Blind Cowboy

Started by Calm, 21st May 2010 10:47 PM

175-pound, 6-foot, bar, bartender, baseball, bat, belt, black, blind, blonde, bouncer, cowboy, explain, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, lady, mister, mutters, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weightlifter, woman, wrestler

Replies: 0
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2010 10:47 PM; by Calm

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Witchcraft

Started by joe greiner, 15th April 2010 09:08 PM

acquainted, agreed, airport, attractive, challenged, cheers, declared, handsome, immediately, joe, local, magic, magical, met, motel, naturally, perform, powers, ride, skeptical, station, train, transport, trick, watering, whispered, witch, witchcraft, woman, words

Replies: 6
Views: 1,480

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2010 10:32 PM; by munruben

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Rodgera's night out

Started by munruben, 2nd April 2010 07:41 PM

bar, bartender, called, claims, clarence, covered, crying, drunk, fancy, found, gold, guy, heard, hey, home, honey, husband, morning, night, peed, question, question;, rodgera, rodgeras, saxophone, spent, urinals, wife, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2010 06:20 AM; by Rodgera

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Consultation

Started by johmar, 27th March 2010 07:33 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2010 07:33 PM; by johmar

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The Husband Store

Started by bookend, 13th March 2010 11:04 PM

choose, continues, drop-dead, exclaims, exists, floor, floors, fourth, gorgeous, housework, husband, jobs, kids, love, reads, romantic, sex, shopper, sign, sixth, solely, stand, stay, store, strong, tempted, visitor, wives, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2010 09:14 AM; by Gingermick

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Glaucoma

Started by wheelinround, 15th March 2010 07:53 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2010 06:09 PM; by artme

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Good - Better - Best

Started by DJ’s Timber, 6th March 2010 07:21 PM

$160, ball, book, car, closed, flipping, good, handcuffs, hard, hed, laughing, mailed, patrol, photo, picture, police, policeman, pulled, radar, realized, road, sell, sign, smiled, speeding, start, ticket, walked, window, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2010 07:51 PM; by popawisky

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BBQ rules

Started by Sawdust Maker, 1st March 2010 08:58 AM

annoyed, bbq, beer, bread, bring, clears, concludes, cooking, cutlery, enjoyed, flips, grill, hands, inside, makes, meat, night, organize, plates, prepares, reaction, routine, rules, salad, sauces, table, takes, utensils, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2010 12:49 PM; by Ozkaban

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Women over 50

Started by Grumpy John, 1st February 2010 06:50 PM

22-year, 80%, acting, age, bald, honest, hot, jerk, marriage, middle, missed, multitude, nowadays, pants, paunchy, pig, praise, realize, reasons, reciprocal, relic, sausage, smart, stand, stunning, update, well-coiffed, woman, women, yellow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2010 06:39 PM; by tea lady

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Moral choice

Started by John Saxton, 14th February 2010 10:47 PM

answer, answered, arthur, arthurs, beautiful, charge, choice, day, freedom, half, hideous, king, kingdom, lancelot, life, marry, monarch, moral, night, prefer, price, question, round, scroll, spoke, table, time, wedding, witch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2010 10:38 AM; by Fuzzie

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Pregnant Pause

Started by John Saxton, 13th February 2010 12:19 PM

burst, children, clipboard, continued, demanded, doctor, doctors, examination, grandchildren, grown, hall, hallway, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, minutes, office, pause, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, stopped, story, terry, told, woman, writing

Replies: 3
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2010 07:14 PM; by mjmjm

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farming in England in Winter

Started by fenderbelly, 13th January 2010 09:00 AM

aro-d, coming, cow, cows, declined, deed, delighted, england, explained, farmer, farming, field, frozen, gestured, hesitation, hird, lady, matter, noses, offer, passer-by, predicament, repayment, rub, smiled, thora, twitch, walked, winter, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 05:49 PM; by acmegridley

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Free meat

Started by munruben, 3rd January 2010 11:54 AM

ago, arms, arrived, baby, boy, bread, butcher, confronted, counting, day, embarrassing, entered, expression, finally, free, groceries, home, meat, milk, mother, news, nodded, parcel, shell, shop, smile, son, told, watch, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,448

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2010 05:18 PM; by ozhunter

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Adam & God

Started by wheelinround, 14th December 2009 09:12 AM

adam, angrily, breath, cave, cross, explained, geez, gladly, god, headache, hill, him.then, lord, love, minutes, patience, reproduce, river, thin, told, valley, wearing, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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The Confessional

Started by fenderbelly, 11th December 2009 03:06 PM

$50, affair, box, confessional, hail, irishman, leave, left, married, marys, moment, money, paused, penance, poor, prayers, priest, putting, quickly, ran, replied, rubbed, rubbing, started, stopped, undressed, walked, watching, woman, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2009 07:03 AM; by artme

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great come back

Started by texx, 7th December 2009 08:17 PM

beach, civility, eyebrow, gentleman, great, hat, lift, naked, past, privates, raised, replied, sake, snickering, sunbathing, sunburned, ugly, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2009 11:23 PM; by artme

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No.2.

Started by Dennis Millard, 2nd December 2009 08:00 PM

a russian woa, accompany, australian, breasts, butcher, butchers, chicken, clucked, clucking, day, english, expected, fine, husband, legs, lifted, married, message, no.2, no2, russian, sausages, served, shopping, skirt, speak, spoke, top, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 10:16 AM; by Ozkaban

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Poisoned Coffee

Started by Rodgera, 3rd December 2009 05:01 PM

accused, attorney, bit, breakfast, coffee, cup, defense, drink, feel, husband, moment, pity, poison, poisoned, poisoning, prompted, replied, sat, slightest, stand, table, watched, witness, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2009 07:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Chocolate n Cheese

Started by wheelinround, 10th November 2009 09:36 PM

attempted, benefit, blue, cabdurys, cadbury, cadburys, cheese, chocolate, chocolates, consequences, cravings, favourite, flavours, fruit, gold, imagine, kraft, nuts, pregnancy, ramifications, reading, snack, unusual, vegemite, vein, wasarby, woman

Replies: 7
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 07:39 AM; by jimbur

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Gidday all - from an old woman

Started by Hoods, 5th November 2009 10:02 AM

125mph, air, board, bottomless, bought, btw, calls, ecstasy, filthy, flying, forum, gidday, grr-ripper, guard, head, hubby, justified, luckily, makita, piggybank, pine, savaged, sawing, shoulder, started, table, told, total, trip, woman

Replies: 12
Views: 1,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2009 09:39 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Heart Attack

Started by WoodJunky, 6th November 2009 11:50 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, crossing, days, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operating, operation, path, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2009 11:50 PM; by WoodJunky

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What's in a name

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th October 2009 07:43 PM

allan, baby, book, called, christian, dear, foyer, hospital, maternity, mother, nice, nurse, nurses, picked, replied, sitting, studying, telephone, ward, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,008

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 08:46 PM; by joe greiner

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How God really created man

Started by munruben, 16th October 2009 06:53 PM

arrogant, ball, catch, childish, complaining, condition, create, created, eve, fighting, garden, god, hell, ironically, kicking, lord, man, physical, properly, proud, raised, remember, revel, satisfy, secret, self-admiring, smart, sounds, witless, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 06:55 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Alan from Wallan and his wife

Started by wheelinround, 12th October 2009 04:57 PM

alan, alan2tsup2tsup, complaints, deaf, doctor, doctors, feeling, hope, horespital, jokes, looked, mend, office, sample, semen, sick, stool, told, underwear, urine, wallan, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2009 05:06 PM; by Grumpy John

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Build me a bridge

Started by Rum Pig, 7th October 2009 11:41 AM

biker, bridge, build, cries, desire, feels, finally, happy, hard, inside, justify, lanes, lord, mankind, means, nothings, possibly, reaching, replied, shes, silent, thinking, time, treatment, understand, voice, woman, women;, worldly, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:31 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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Grumpy Old Man

Started by fenderbelly, 11th August 2009 05:11 PM

agitated, arrived, car, card, chided, credit, drive, elderly, entire, finally, geezer, glasses, grumpy, hat, hurried, husband, inside, leaving, left, man, minute, relief, restaurant, resumed, retrieve, return, trip, unknowingly, woman, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 05:46 PM; by Bluegum

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My one day of employment

Started by Woodwould, 8th September 2009 12:10 PM

blind, bunnings, day, employment, entrance, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, loud, maam, morning, nice, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, stopped, store, stupid, twins, ugly, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 03:13 PM; by Woodwould

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G'day from country N.S.W ...KELLY COUNTRY

Started by Swarm, 6th September 2009 04:00 AM

<font size="6">, anti, army, bad, brought, cars, country, double, farming, forum, gday, home, iam, idea, kelly, life, lovely, married, military, n.s.w, nsw, shed, social, standards, time, tolerate, tools, wife, woman, word

Replies: 6
Views: 1,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2009 12:23 PM; by Bluegum

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It's a bloke thing!

Started by Grumpy John, 27th August 2009 06:38 PM

amazing, bathroom, bloke, blurts, boat, branches, cabinet, coconut, cruise, drink, eyes, found, island, months, questioning, razor, row, sank, shave, ship, shore, shower, sit, slip, thing, tools, tree, upstairs, walk, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2009 04:38 PM; by rrich

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Crocodile shoes

Started by fenderbelly, 18th August 2009 03:25 PM

aim, blonde, creature, croc, crocodile, damn, deepin, driving, hand, hauls, home, huge, kills, lightning, metre, murky, pair, river, shoes, shopkeeper, slimy, speed, spots, standing, swimmingrapidly, takes, vacation, waist, water, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2009 03:25 PM; by fenderbelly

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MDS on woman

Started by Ben from Vic., 26th July 2009 09:21 PM

added, ben, computer, enjoy, forum, fun, mds, quick, search, topic, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 10:01 PM; by Christos

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Pregnant woman in tram.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th July 2009 11:40 AM

allan, barry, bit, gentleman, immediately, knocks, lady, minutes, pregnant, relinquished, replied, reservations, seat, seated, tram, uncomfortable, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2009 11:40 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,919

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

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My 1 day employment

Started by wheelinround, 9th July 2009 10:31 AM

blind, bunnings, cut, day, employment, greeter, hell, hours, instructed, job, landing, lasted, line, loud, maam, mean-acting, morning, pleasantly, replied, retirees, shopping, slept, store, stupid, supervisor, twins, unattractive, walked, woman, yelling

Replies: 2
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2009 11:29 AM; by Ozkaban

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6 kids

Started by wheelinround, 18th June 2009 01:44 PM

australia, boarded, boat, company, complaints, condom, customer, dining, jerry, kids, leaned, replied, seats, settled, sitting, table, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2009 10:46 AM; by Lignin

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A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,645

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

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It takes a Greek Man to make a Woman feel like a Woman…

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:37 PM

built, button, desperate, eat….”, feel, forgotten, front, gasps………, gorgeous, greek, make, man, peril, plane, rear, removes, riveted, shirt…, silence, slowly, stands, stared, takes, tall, whispers, woman, woman…, …….muscles, “iron

Replies: 1
Views: 1,652

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2009 07:41 PM; by Grumpy John

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Don't Mess With Mature Ladies

Started by WoodJunky, 28th May 2009 10:11 PM

car, digs, driving, empty, hacked, ladies, lady, license, maam, mature, mess, murdered, officer, officers, owner, papers, pulled, puzzled, registration, revealing, sir, slowly, speeding, steps, stole, stolen, told, trunk, vehicle, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 07:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woman's Week at the Gym

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2009 12:03 PM

aerobics, christo, club, diary, floor, friday, god, gym, health, human, husband, instructor, jerk, life, machine, personal, rowing, sank, shape, skinny, smile, started, teeth, treadmill, triceps, voice, waiting, week, woman, workout

Replies: 0
Views: 1,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2009 12:03 PM; by Rodgera

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brain's for women

Started by wheelinround, 15th May 2009 11:14 AM

advised, brain, costs, difference, disease, doctor, forty, gasped, kidding, lawyer, life, marry, months, one-pound, outrageous, patient, pound, rare, reasonable, replied, results, short, surgeons, times, told, transplant, type, woman, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2009 11:55 AM; by AUSSIE

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This one is for the Lady woodworkers

Started by Ruddy, 29th April 2009 12:21 AM

beautiful, boutiques, chocolate, condition., corridor, couple, cup, dashed, day, decided, doctor, feeling, guilty, heading, hospital, husband, husbands, jubilant, lady, leaving, realized, remembered, shaping, shop, shoppe, shoppes, shopping, trip, woman, woodworkers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,306

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2009 09:05 AM; by Pheonix

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That's how the fight started

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2009 01:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bedroom, clean, compliment, continued, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, fight, happy, horrible;, husband, idea, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, slather, standing, started, thread, ugly, woman

Replies: 31
Views: 4,791

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 09:27 AM; by Stevenp

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Breastfeeding Mum - Over The Limit

Started by Metal Head, 5th April 2009 09:43 PM

actions, alice, allegedly, belief, breastfeeding, breath, car, charged, child, concept, defies, driving, drunk, failing, gap, limit, mum, people, police, provide, pulled, responsibility, run, safety, sample, spokeswoman, springs, unable, wheel, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2009 09:43 PM; by Metal Head

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Oldie but Goodie

Started by Dennis Millard, 30th March 2009 05:18 PM

clothes, colourless, dim, dining, dinner, doctor, fine, goodie, grabbed, half, hand, happened, lights, liquid, love, marvelous, oldie, passiionate, pour, restaurant, ripped, romantic, slipped, soft, suggested, table, thjnk, thrn, woman, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2009 05:18 PM; by Dennis Millard

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Dormitory

Started by Rodgera, 20th March 2009 06:57 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2009 06:57 PM; by Rodgera

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Poison

Started by bullfright, 15th March 2009 01:01 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2009 11:00 PM; by joe greiner

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