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Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Do you know Harold--I do

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd March 2008 02:23 PM

bill, buttons, call, called, clicked, computer, couple, error, figure, fix, grinned, guy, harold, harold--i, haroldi, heard, inquired, minimum, nonetheless, replied, service, solved, stupid, ten, trouble, walking, write, wrong, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 03:57 PM; by MALPT

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JOKES

Explanation of Life

Started by WoodJunky, 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM

agreed, back;, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explanation, family, forty, god, human, life, monkey, play, possibly, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tongue, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:58 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

100yr old ironbark floor - is it possible it's unsandable?

Started by ram5, 3rd March 2008 01:00 AM

100yr, 3hrs, beautiful, chance, colour, curious, edger, floor, freshly, gouge, guess, hard, hire, ironbark, local, minute, sanded, sander, sanding, smell, sold, task, ten, timber, time, tips, told, unsandable, wood, wreck

Replies: 3
Views: 2,705

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 11:16 AM; by echnidna

Forum:
FLOORING

Three eggs.

Started by Toyboy, 17th February 2008 07:29 PM

affairs, bad, day, dozen, earth, egg, eggs, faithful, home, hope-chest, husband, issue, lock, love, married, moment, money, notice, noticed, perfect, recalls, replies, represents, respected, sell, ten, time, trunk, understanding, unfaithful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2008 07:29 PM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

At Last - Life Explained

Started by Barry Hicks, 16th February 2008 11:13 AM

agreed, bark, children, cow, created, day, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, fourth, front, god, grand, life, marry, monkey, play, porch, sit, slave, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2008 09:40 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

dog tired

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:53 AM

afternoon, arrived, asleep, belly, catch, children, collar, continued, couch, curious, day, dog, dogs, home, hour, house, lives, mind, nap, note, pinned, sleep, slept, tags, ten, tired, tomorrow, weeks, well-fed, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:53 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Please don't complain

Started by Rodgera, 8th February 2008 11:17 AM

abbot, allowed, bed, brought, called, chose, cold, complain, disgusted, hard, life, model, monastery, monk, nodded, perfect, performance, pleased, quit, replied, rest, scribe, surprise, telling, ten, told, tone, vow, warned, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 09:59 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Lion hunt

Started by munruben, 6th February 2008 07:42 PM

$1000, allan, barry, beast, calculation, counting, crept, dead, drinking, finally, fired, heard, hunt, keeled, lion, lions, looked, meters, quick, set, skinning, skins, smile, stone, surrounding, ten, tracked, worth, wow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 10:43 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

10th anniversary

Started by wayfarer, 30th January 2008 07:53 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 07:53 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

More Eggs Eggs Eggs.... and no '7's

Started by Greg Ward, 15th January 2008 05:12 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

egg, eggs, family, greg, laid, loving, markets, paddington, previous, purchased, purchases, remained, remember, rid, row, rows, table, ten, times, wife

Replies: 47
Views: 5,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 04:26 PM; by Greg Ward

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Who can find an answer different than 7.

Started by jow104, 10th January 2008 07:44 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

add, answer, buses, cats, divide, double, girls, hijacking, result, rolleyes, sacks, subtract, ten, time.rolleyes

Replies: 90
Views: 10,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 05:32 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

swimming vs running - i dont get it.

Started by ss_11000, 11th January 2008 11:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

50m, ages, bad, couple, easily, freestyle, half, marathon, minutes, run, running, stuffed, swim, swimming, ten, time, tired, water, weird, words

Replies: 19
Views: 2,994

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 04:30 PM; by pitbull

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cast iron Bath re-enamel - DIY

Started by zongatron, 18th December 2007 09:12 PM

advised, ajax, bath, baths, bottom, cast, cleaners, deep, diy, enamel, entire, fumes/odour, hot, iron, job, mitre, nicks, original, polish, product, re-enamel, re-enameled, reenamel, remove, rest, scratches, sit, ten, top, washed

Replies: 1
Views: 5,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:06 PM; by scooter

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Odd sayings

Started by fenderbelly, 20th December 2007 09:31 AM

ahmal, bar, boasting, bull, chessnuts, chilly, daisy, doctor, dolly, family, fish, green, husband, invisible, juan, kayak, laugh, moved, odd, picture, proving, puns, sank, sayings, stand, standing, ten, twins, walks, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:55 AM; by Pusser

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JOKES

Clever one

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th November 2007 09:39 PM

allan, amazed, beaten, chess, clever, commented, dog, dying, family, games, hope, john, munruben, playing, replied, smart, smartest, ten, time, visit, woodworker, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:27 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ten rules for Golf

Started by fenderbelly, 1st November 2007 08:20 PM

ahead, avoid, bent, directly, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, grip, head, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quiet, rules, shoulder, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, ten, urinal, water, width

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2007 08:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Bar Economics

Started by Krazee, 22nd October 2007 01:47 AM

$12, $18, $20, $59, bar, beer, bill, day, dollar, drink, drinks, economics, eighth, fair, free, ninth, owner, paid, pay, savings, seventh, share, sixth, system, tax, taxes, ten, tenth, understand, wealthy

Replies: 6
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 12:22 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Karate chop

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th September 2007 02:26 PM

assailant, bar, barman, beer, chop, drive, feet, fellow, finishes, floor, guy, handle, hauls, karate, knocks, korea, mattock, minutes, mitre, quietly, sitting, staggers, stool, ten, walks, whamo

Replies: 0
Views: 1,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2007 02:26 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Biggest Liar

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2007 07:33 PM

age, answered, arguing, ashamed, biggest, bill, boy, boys, decided, dollars, entered, found, liar, lie, teacher, tells, ten, ten-dollar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 07:33 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Strange Goings On

Started by Barry_White, 16th July 2007 09:32 PM

click, experienced, goings, link, list, post, posts, strange, ten, thread, threads, times

Replies: 8
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2007 03:38 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Thank You For Shopping at Woolworths

Started by Baz, 2nd May 2007 07:17 PM

1stfloor, aisle, computer, daughter, deposits, doctor, dog, dollars, elbow, fooled, hurries, joe, lawyer, measure, mike, pours, results, sample, samples, shopping, sperm, takes, tap, ten, urine, water, wife, wondering, woolies, woolworths

Replies: 1
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2007 10:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Top 10 Ways........

Started by m2c1Iw, 19th April 2007 02:11 PM

2nd, admit, attempts, bridge, buy, cheers, city, constant, contempating, daydreaming, disorder, dono, failed, impatient, latin, learining, lie, list, project, refering, sketchup, smoother, start, starts, ten, tool, top, tutorials, ways, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 11:04 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
JOKES

Yet another blonde joke

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:27 PM

$50.00, added, bit, blonde, coats, collect, cynical, dollar, door, dumb, guess, handed, house, husband, impressed, joke, jokes, lexus, money, paint, pocket, porch, reached, realize, replied, responded, starting, ten, tip, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2007 09:27 PM; by WoodyKnot

Forum:
JOKES

Real Estate Offer

Started by dazzler, 21st March 2007 09:22 PM

accept, answer, appreciated, bidding, buying, cheers, days, dazzler, debate, estate, favourable, final, gazumped, move, offer, position, price, property, re-affirm, real, reasonable, shedhandwink, similar, story, straight, suggestions, tasmania, ten, true, vendor

Replies: 14
Views: 1,906

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2007 02:44 PM; by rrich

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

[Wo]men & Men

Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:36 AM; by Krazee

Forum:
JOKES

Golden Oak Stain

Started by stevew, 14th March 2007 07:14 AM

colour, colourhave, commercial, completion, dining, forum, golden, hall, ideas, lovely, match, morning, nearing, oak, products, recipe, rounds, stain, stained, stand, starting, steve, table, tassie, ten, type, unit, wall, years.i

Replies: 1
Views: 3,316

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2007 07:26 AM; by Honorary Bloke

Forum:
FINISHING

Tennessee 10 Commandments

Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM

buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers

Replies: 7
Views: 2,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 08:36 PM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

Responsible tool design

Started by Groggy, 2nd January 2007 05:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

box, design, drill, guess, guilty, hire, holes, hour, huge, items, kids, landfill, life, looked, minimum, recycling, responsible, return, shelf, soap, staggering, steps, store, stores, ten, time, times, tool, tools, wastage

Replies: 24
Views: 4,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 08:48 AM; by falcon

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Tips for dIY downlights

Started by Mr Crow Bar, 9th November 2006 08:08 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

apartment, bought, building, bunnings, concept, convinced, diy, do-gooder, downlights, easy, electrical, fit, floor, friends, gasping, gooders, hear, lowbearing, offer, pack, plasterboard, real, reformed, remain, roof, ten, tips, top, transformers

Replies: 43
Views: 22,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 07:31 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Boat Building Autumn School - Adelaide, Australia, April

Started by Boatmik, 28th January 2007 03:16 PM

adelaide, april, australia, autumn, bigger, bit, boat, boatbuilders, building, class, compatible, competant, download, duckflat, finish, follow, form, info, mid, pace, plans, project, reference, school, site, ten, time, webpage, wooden, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 03:16 PM; by Boatmik

Forum:
EVENTS

Backyard fireplace

Started by Terry1, 2nd December 2006 09:41 PM

backyard, bins, bit, collected, couple, finished, fireplace, heap, heaps, left, moment.i, mood.the, mosiac, onebut, picture, projects, recycler, started, suppose, suppose.mayberegards, tedious, ten, terry, there.i, tiles, timber, waste, week, woodworkerrough, work.i

Replies: 5
Views: 2,405

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2006 10:50 AM; by namtrak

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Hooray, she's gone!

Started by Groggy, 1st December 2006 07:16 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

building, content, contrived, damaging, disingenuous, eat, health, hooray, hope, left, lot, mcdonalds, naomi, people, personal, replace, robson, shes, stayed, teleprompter, ten

Replies: 39
Views: 4,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd December 2006 05:27 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little Johnny Strikes Again

Started by Baz, 6th November 2006 07:25 PM

aunt, boobs, burned, buttons, called, cried, damage, decided, family, farm, fascinate, fascinating, fasten, finally, gina, hand, johnny, molly, pet, raised, sally, sat, sentence, sheep, strikes, students, sweater, teacher, ten, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 07:57 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

heres some

Started by Tonyz, 24th October 2006 10:14 PM

appendix, assistant, avery, blah, buddy, clerk, clothes, doctors, feeling, floor, guy, home, hospital, inflamed, jim, late, married, matchmaker, motorcycle, operated, paint, parakeet, patrolman, replies, rushed, service, sisters, ten, wife, workmen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:14 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Realy bad Puns

Started by bennylaird, 23rd October 2006 10:39 AM

ahmal, bad, begged, buy, chess, close, family, fathers, florist, flowers, friars, friends, funds, hugh, husband, juan, kayak, picture, proving, puns, raise, realy, refused, rival, shop, ten, town, twins, unfair, wishes

Replies: 0
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2006 10:39 AM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

Forum:
JOKES

Heroic Father - Evil Husband!

Started by Felder, 3rd October 2006 02:41 PM

admits, bad, beams, charlottes, concerned, daughter, defeat, evil, expense, father, forced, girl, hang, heroic, holding, home, husband, items, minutes, mothers, move, purchase, reaction, sale, stand, swmbo, ten, tired, told, toy

Replies: 12
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:24 PM; by Felder

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Doncha love ...

Started by Daddles, 7th September 2006 12:24 PM

block, bring, crook, doncha, eek, fill, form, generic, gyms, home, indoor, info, lads, letters, love, notes, play, pretty, proud, represented, representing, richard, school, sign, soccer, sport, sun, ten, times, zone

Replies: 4
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2006 12:37 PM; by Bob38S

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water

Replies: 19
Views: 5,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:01 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Ten fingers

Started by Iain, 5th July 2006 09:33 AM

2006, accidently, brink, cut, dem, dulut, fingers, finkers, fish, fock, hafe, hafent, incredible, ives, kinds, lord-its, microsurgery, nort, ole, pick, plant, suppose, techniques, ten, vas, vent, vhat, vhen, vhy, vorking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2006 10:40 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Joke with a moral!

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th June 2006 10:44 PM

answered, attack, attention, beautiful, clever, consideration, continue, enjoy, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam, mess, mild, mine, moral, reading, richest, shes, story, ten, this;, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 10
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2006 03:41 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Letter of Explanation to ones Commanding Officer

Started by Carpenter, 20th May 2006 11:49 AM

attempt, australian, bar, bed, carry, commanding, company, cpl, dance, dancing, drapes, events, explanation, fire, foyer, hotel, letter, local, natural, officer, police, pool, rescue, security, sgt, soldiers, step, ten, wall, williams

Replies: 6
Views: 2,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2006 10:02 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
JOKES

Life Explained

Started by fred.n, 14th June 2006 11:34 PM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, deal, dog, eat, enjoy, entertain, explained, farmer, forty, front, god, life, marry, monkey, ourselves;, play, porch, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2006 11:34 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Redneck

Started by ernknot, 9th June 2006 03:57 AM

article, born, card, children, doctor, freebie, fridge, halloween, hole, house, husband, kids, married, mexican, pool, porch, pumpkin, punched, read, recent, redneck, rednecks, replied, spouse, sweetheart, table, tattoos, teeth, ten, wheels

Replies: 3
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2006 10:47 AM; by Iain

Forum:
JOKES

The Perfect Man

Started by Carry Pine, 26th April 2006 12:20 PM

accosted, ago, beer, buy, couple, dinner, dollars, dollarsandasked, drinking, extracted, homeless, itinstead, kirk, man, money, particularlydirty, perfect, replied., shabby-looking, stop, street, ten, walking, wallet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 12:20 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Save the rocks

Started by Shedhand, 5th February 2006 06:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, blamed, blazing, boys, bugger, cool, cruel, explain, filled, fortunate, health, hiding, hot, keeping, kid, kids, makes, poor, realise, rocks, save, sick, spot, suffered, sun, ten, terrible, them.confused, times, trees

Replies: 23
Views: 2,835

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2006 08:51 PM; by Shedhand

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inattention punished

Started by Rocker, 7th January 2006 08:09 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100%, accident, accident-free, breaking, complacent, concentrate, damn, dangerous, finger, fortunate, gash, hand, inattention, incident, left, lot, luck, machine, middle, punished, ran, rocker, rule, shed, table, taught, ten, tip, week, worse

Replies: 29
Views: 4,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2006 09:24 PM; by Wongo

Forum:
SAFETY

What a bunch of Pansies!

Started by Wood Butcher, 15th January 2006 10:21 PM

ago, balls, bit, bunch, cricketers, decide, eased, eekbefore, fieldd, game, go?confusedconfused, hailing, handle, hockey, light, mintues, pansies, players, playing, rain, refs, remember, shower, stop, stopped, suspended, ten, umpires, watching, wouldve

Replies: 11
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2006 10:08 PM; by redwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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