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Blonde Volkswagon drivers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st April 2008 04:01 PM

allan, blonde, calendar, carpark, drivers, friend, investigation, mine, months, motor, replied, spare, started, stole, supermarket, tells, volkswagon, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 04:01 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Merbau Finish

Started by hurfy, 29th March 2008 01:21 PM

built, busy, cheers, excessive, fence, finish, horizontal, hurfy, merbau, months, neighbour, north, painted, pine, planks, redone, road, shade, stain, stained, suggested, tells, treated

Replies: 2
Views: 2,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 04:16 PM; by hurfy

Forum:
FINISHING

To seal or not to seal render before painting

Started by Bulldog Ward, 30th March 2008 12:16 PM

ago, brickwork, cement, coats, dulux, finish, finished, house, intend, months, paint, painting, person, render, rendered, renovation, seal, sealer/undercoat, tells, time, weathershield

Replies: 1
Views: 6,213

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:34 PM; by autogenous

Forum:
PAINTING

Balcony Reno

Started by balconyorbust, 5th March 2008 10:15 PM

action, additional, allowed, balcony, builder, building, cheers.c, current, directly, door, eaves, entrance, fascia, front, maximum, meet, metal, post, posts, preferred, quotes, regs, reno, requirements, sheet, size, span, structure, tells, thicksheet

Replies: 7
Views: 1,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2008 05:28 AM; by barney118

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Roofing the shed

Started by spruik, 24th March 2008 11:24 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 2,790

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2008 08:51 PM; by spruik

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

diagnosis

Started by underfoot, 25th March 2008 05:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:32 PM; by underfoot

Forum:
JOKES

Bas

Started by mako, 22nd February 2008 05:48 PM

address, addressed, bas, buggered, evelope, lost, send, site, statement, tells, victoria, web

Replies: 3
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 08:45 AM; by Outbackrr

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Brickie goes to school

Started by munruben, 19th February 2008 12:27 PM

3rd, book, boy, brickie, brickies, brightened, calls, choo-choo, christmas, class, electric, finally, girl, grade, hard, kid, named, pleased, school, scolded, sits, student, teacher, tells, thinking, tittle, told, train, waits, winnie

Replies: 5
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2008 12:03 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Aggy Day at Semour

Started by dai sensei, 15th February 2008 05:18 PM

aggy, attend, attending, brother, catch, chainsaw, cheers, coord, day, farm, fly, flying, funeral, lunch, meet, melbourne, milling, quick, relations, semour, showgrounds, sounds, stuff, sunday, tells, timber, tuesday, visit, weekend, woodworking

Replies: 6
Views: 1,698

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 10:38 AM; by dai sensei

Forum:
EVENTS

the nail

Started by wheelinround, 11th February 2008 07:56 AM

barn, blonde, bred, check, coming, complete, confidence, confidently, cow, cows, ditzy, explains, farmer, guess, hang, impregnate, impressed, insemination, john, lady, leaves, maggie, nail, row, simple, stall, tells, terribly, trousers, walks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 07:56 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

A Heart is Required

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:48 AM

attack, attorney, attorneys, belongs, bleeding, brought, choose, decision, doctor, heart, hearts, hospital, live, luck, mikewink, quickly, required, responds, runs, social, tells, transplant, wait, worker, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 09:48 AM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Things to do at K-Mart

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM

allan, calendar, clothing, door, fitting, floor, guard, head, hear, inside, jacket, k-mart, kmart, lady, loudly, mens, months, paper, pick, rack, security, shopper, shopping, shut, stole, tells, things, time, toilet, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 02:12 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Strong Decks

Started by bormans, 24th January 2008 05:48 PM

alot, answer, arguments, building, canberra, common, deck, decks, discription, hardwood, house, jarrah, level, love, marabo, nervous, obvious, opinions, quicker, read, sarah, sense, strength, strong, stronger, tells, timber, time, weaken, weakens

Replies: 5
Views: 2,348

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2008 08:39 AM; by bormans

Forum:
DECKING

Arthur's Golf

Started by Baz, 27th January 2008 09:09 AM

ago, almighty, arrives, arthur, ball, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, cup, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, giving, golf, heads, home, hundred, perfect, played, remember, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tea, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 2
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 10:19 AM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Barry's luck

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 10:10 AM

anxiously, ball, barry, bounces, cashes, chips, dealer, doh, drops, finally, halt, hears, house, ignores, job, luck, money, nervously, quit, roulette, sell, slowly, spins, table, tells, vegas, voice, watch, wheel, wishes

Replies: 1
Views: 1,143

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 09:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: The next time someone tells you you don't know Jack...

Started by Eli, 14th January 2008 11:10 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 09:03 AM; by Eli

Forum:
JOKES

New vitamin supplement

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th January 2008 09:19 AM

alcohol, energy, havacol, john, marketed, minerals, munruben, named, pharmacy, supplement, tells, vitamin, vitamins

Replies: 3
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2008 01:23 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Barry and Allan's job interview

Started by munruben, 27th December 2007 09:20 AM

air, allan, allans, annoyed, barry, barrys, benefit, bit, chop, choppers, enrolled, exclaimed, force, hears, home, interview, interviewer, job, mate, papers, people, pile, pilot, proudly, sighed, sign, surely, tells, wait, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 1,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th December 2007 08:16 PM; by billbeee

Forum:
JOKES

Brick Veneer wall and floor has sunk

Started by gaz, 17th December 2007 12:46 PM

$$$$, 2.5, brick, building, built, ceiling, common, compensates, confident, cost, floor, flooring, front, house, inspector, level, lifting, major, piers, rectify, sense, situation, squillions, suggests???c, sunk, talking, tells, veneer, wall, wardrobe

Replies: 1
Views: 3,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 01:27 PM; by addo

Forum:
FLOORING

Server cabinet part?

Started by montiee, 14th December 2007 11:02 PM

bolt, box, bunnings, buy, cabinet, called, carry, chance, checked, chose, easier, electrical, feel, forum, forums, free, likelyhood, metal, move, orientated, person, rack, server, spacing, start, suitable, talking, tells, thread, version

Replies: 5
Views: 2,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 01:54 PM; by memphis

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Doctors advice

Started by fenderbelly, 4th December 2007 12:34 PM

advice, answer, calm, denies, doctor, doctors, feeling, found, hell, husband, husbands, hyde, imagine, jekyll/mr, listen, masturbating, patient, pretty, regularly, replied, simple, start, started, talking, tells, times, treatment, wife, woman, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 12:34 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

PMs not coming through

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:00 PM

coming, email, log, message, original, pms, read, tells, wrong, wwf

Replies: 10
Views: 2,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:57 PM; by ftje

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Barry and Alan go camping

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:33 AM

alan, all-powerful, appears, approximately, asleep, barry, beautiful, camping, day, evident, fall, idiot, insignificant, lord, meteorlogically, millions, moment, past, quarter, replies, silent, site, speaks, stolen, tells, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, wise

Replies: 4
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:24 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Got done for drink driving

Started by Gra, 2nd November 2007 04:43 PM

batons, drink, driving, female, held, hurtdduu, officer, remain, replied, silent, tells, tits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,590

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2007 08:58 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

How can you tell if house needs restumping?

Started by mandyther, 24th October 2007 06:10 PM

20mm, access, advance, ago, bathroom, building, cracks, floor, gain, guy, house, inside, inspection, lean, mandy, months, obvious, reckons, reno, restumping, signs, tells

Replies: 9
Views: 7,739

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 10:54 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Visit to the doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:13 PM

115, 140, basic, blood, checks, doctor, doctors, fat, foot, height, items, measures, nurse, physical, pressure, scale, screams, short, slender, starts, takes, tall, tells, visit, weigh, weight, woman, yearly

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:13 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Old house wiring new aircon install...

Started by Bobby Brown, 31st August 2007 03:39 PM

35a, 55a, 60s, aircon, bit, briefly, capacity, cheers, cope, doubtful, flicker, fridge, homes, house, install, inverter, issues, kettle, lights, live, model, noticed, power, sound, sparky, standard, tells, unit, wiring, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 2,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 04:24 AM; by elkangorito

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

fuse box query

Started by Guvnaar, 3rd September 2007 04:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10mm, 1960, 250, 55a, answer, black, box, built, color, correct, diameter, fuse, house, installed, insulated, labelled, neutral, olympic, original, query, recent, reg, renovation, roof, runs, safety, switch, tells, volt, wiring

Replies: 21
Views: 4,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 02:15 AM; by nev25

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Panasonic FAX KX-FC379CX, adjust transmission level

Started by zillah, 18th September 2007 10:23 AM

15.0, 17.0, adjust, adjusted, adjustment, bought, contact, dbm, error, failed, fax, kx-fc379cx, kxfc379cx, level, machine, manual, model, optimum, option, overseas, panasonic, range, recommends, report, supplier, telecom, tells, transmission

Replies: 5
Views: 2,096

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2007 02:26 PM; by rrich

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One more sleep!

Started by Big Shed, 1st September 2007 03:31 PM

allowed, day, excited2tsup, fathers, heavy, kev, morning, office, parcel, post, relief, revealed, sleep, socks, suppose, swmbo, tells, tie, till, tomorrow, tomorrow.q

Replies: 8
Views: 2,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 09:28 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

using existing brick wall as brick veneer

Started by HaydnG, 27th August 2007 02:21 PM

agaist, base, bearing, bloody, boundary, brick, build, concrete, demolish, disruption, draughtsman, due, existing, fire, footing, foundation, frame, leave, load, pour, pull, restrictions, suit, tear, tells, tie, timber, veneer, wall, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 11:59 AM; by HaydnG

Forum:
BRICKWORK

Farmer's problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 27th August 2007 08:23 AM

advice, bought, combine, control, couple, doc, doctor, enquired, exercise, exercised, farmer, farmers, firm, hands, harvester, lot, met, overcome, personal, problem, replied, sacked, solved, tells, visits, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2007 08:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Biggest Liar

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2007 07:33 PM

age, answered, arguing, ashamed, biggest, bill, boy, boys, decided, dollars, entered, found, liar, lie, teacher, tells, ten, ten-dollar

Replies: 0
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 07:33 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

render over blueboard

Started by malachi, 9th April 2006 04:01 PM

,then, ,would, apply, base, blue, blueboard, board, bond, cash, coat, crete, dad.i, debate, metres, mix, mud, render, rich, save, settle, square, tells, textur

Replies: 12
Views: 43,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 10:46 PM; by myla

Forum:
RENDERING

Trusses Question

Started by gg23, 14th July 2007 03:16 PM

200-300mm, botched, braced, cert, compliance, costs, extension, greg, half, inspection, issue, jobs, oversize, pass, price, properly, provide, question, sells, slightly, span, supplier, tells, truss, trusses

Replies: 13
Views: 2,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 12:42 PM; by ausdesign

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hardware story

Started by munruben, 16th July 2007 05:25 PM

building, fifty, hammer, handle, hardware, head, local, picks, replace, salesman, store, story, supply, tells, timer, times, tools

Replies: 0
Views: 1,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 05:25 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Farm machinery at its best.

Started by Doughboy, 8th June 2007 09:28 AM

air, barmaid, beer, boom, burn, chef, choking, competition, coughing, ex-, fan, farm, hears, impressed, inhales, local, lung, lungs, machinery, middle, pub, replies, ride, smoke, steak, tells, time, tôi, tractor, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 11:52 AM; by givusabrake

Forum:
JOKES

stylewood alternative

Started by underfoot, 1st June 2007 03:19 PM

10%, 30%, alternative, anymoreo, apparently, australia, bad, bloke, clean, dodgy, forgiving, gear, gloss, gun, guy, lacquer, lessen, lowest, paint, product, similar, spray, stylewood, technique, tells, underfoot, wattyl, yesterday

Replies: 2
Views: 3,087

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2007 07:26 AM; by underfoot

Forum:
FINISHING

Getting Even

Started by echnidna, 28th May 2007 07:59 PM

afternoon, close, dayshift, dealer, dealership, decided, department, finished, hafta, half, hand, hell, home, job, leading, months, packs, paper, payday, promised, run, service, shift, telling, tells, tools, tradesman, wages, walks, workshop

Replies: 6
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2007 01:53 AM; by Harry72

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Site chaged yes or no??

Started by Strungout, 21st May 2007 09:57 AM

chaged, changed, cheers, crosses, days, future-, graphics, greg, lottery, multiple, red, site, tells, times, win

Replies: 2
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 10:16 PM; by bsrlee

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Split heat exchanger

Started by Ray153, 21st May 2007 10:40 AM

burning, buy, bypassing, call, costing, effecient, exchanger, extremely, grand, heat, house, ie;, involved, method, opinion, opinions, option, provider, reckon, replace, short, sounded, split, suggested, tells, thermoswitch, unbiased, unit, utility, vested

Replies: 2
Views: 1,632

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st May 2007 05:51 PM; by Timmo

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Neighbours

Started by Gingermick, 16th May 2007 08:40 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,868

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2007 09:22 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Stair Treads

Started by Dan, 1st May 2007 02:03 PM

25+yrs, 2pack, 7008, ago, beams, built, cut, dad, extension, finishing, floor, home, house, internal, laminated, mum, night, painting, partner, pieces, polyurethane, pretty, sister, stair, stairs, suggestions, tells, traffic, treads, wattyl

Replies: 2
Views: 2,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 09:09 PM; by QbnDusty

Forum:
FINISHING

Wind up in a 4x4

Started by havenoideaatall, 7th April 2007 10:43 PM

4wd, 4x4, cheers, depend, difference, differential, drive, feels, friend, hubs, idea, impression, limited, locking, manual, mechanicals, mine, practise, roader, safe, serious, slip, soft, sort, tells, wet, wheels, wind, workhorses, worse

Replies: 4
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2007 10:02 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advice from a computer boffin please?

Started by Howdya do that, 19th March 2007 08:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advance, advice, bedroom, boffin, buy, capacities, computer, connect, connected, connection, dell, handed, howdya, internet, list, minmums, myriad, norebook, notebook, office, price, range, router, routers, son, specs, tells, time, website, wireless

Replies: 18
Views: 2,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2007 09:39 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Quicky

Started by echnidna, 13th March 2007 06:11 PM

angel, breath, bushes, care, change, day, eagerly, ensues, fifteen, giggling, head, hold, hundred, laughing, left, life, minutes, nude, patiently, pigeon, positions, quicky, replies, return, rustle, shrubbery, tells, thinking, time, waits

Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2007 06:18 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Help. WHAT DO I DO.

Started by makka619, 22nd February 2007 03:28 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

800mm, agreed, ahead, changed, couple, cupboard, cupboards, drawing, extra, half, hanging, hey, line, looked, mad, mind, notice, pfft, plan, plans, pulls, putting, single, soo, space, specifically, suppose, tells, tiny, wall

Replies: 80
Views: 9,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 10:16 AM; by JDarvall

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Collingwood.....

Started by Doughboy, 16th February 2007 08:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2007 08:24 PM; by Doughboy

Forum:
JOKES

Help with IE & pop-p blocker

Started by Clinton1, 24th January 2007 11:48 AM

applet, assistance, basically, blocked, blocker, calculation, disable, explorer, hope, http://www.ips.gov.au, ignoramous, internet, java, life, micro, on-line, perform, pop-p, pop-up, popp, results, safe, security, site, tells, tool, tools, trend, window, www.ips.gov.au

Replies: 7
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 12:43 PM; by Clinton1

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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