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This is not a joke

Started by groverwa, 26th November 2008 08:05 AM

bad, bloody, cattle, choice, dad, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, heard, hed, joke, kids, letter, life, love, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, truck, voice, walked, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 7,312

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2008 11:48 PM; by prozac

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A Woodies Yarn

Speeding ...

Started by derekcohen, 27th November 2008 06:04 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,813

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2008 11:20 AM; by rsser

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JOKES

G'day folks

Started by tweak, 5th November 2008 09:40 AM

ago, artists, basic, books, due, folk, folks, fun, gday, hope, job, judy, kiddies, knowledge, learn, left, lol, lot, lots, loving, meet, patrick, pieces, sawdust, spielman, started, stopped, toys, woodturning, woodworking

Replies: 5
Views: 1,626

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2008 12:39 PM; by tweak

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

An Aussie Poem

Started by fenderbelly, 25th October 2008 09:49 AM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2008 09:49 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The Gas Company

Started by Rodgera, 17th September 2008 08:30 PM

alley, breath, challenged, company, figured, gas, gasping, hard, house, huffing, lady, meter, meters, neighborhood, outrun, parked, puffing, realized, replied, run, running, senior, servicemen, stopped, suburban, supervisor, trainee, training, truck, wrong

Replies: 2
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2008 09:10 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

G'day from Upwey, Melbourne

Started by geckoboy, 12th September 2008 10:46 PM

absolute, beginner, bit, cheap, cheers, dandenongs, drop, evening, figure, figured, forum, gday, grand, lurking, meantime, melbourne, melbournes, pete, post, posting, roval, similar, started, stopped, time, tough, upgrade, upwey, woodfast, woodturning

Replies: 8
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2008 07:58 PM; by tea lady

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

hello from Michigan

Started by wheeloftime, 17th July 2008 07:08 AM

ago, axles, cherry, couple, dad, exception, kid, kids, love, mark, michigan, missed, money, nuts, pics, plan, repaired, section, semi, started, stopped, tired, tools, totally, toys, tractor, trailer, wasting, watching, wood

Replies: 7
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 08:29 PM; by graemet

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Triton user from england here

Started by The enderman, 18th July 2008 01:35 AM

daunting, england, facing, fellow, purchased, putting, raining, recently, stopped, task, tools, triton, user, users, woodworking

Replies: 4
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2008 11:33 AM; by Sturdee

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Friday special

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th June 2008 10:20 AM

absolutely, alike, allan, clicks, continuously, dressed, enters, friday, greeter, hard-faced, hell, idiot, kmart, loud, love, mouse, obscenities, replied, screams, scrubby, slob, sons, special, stopped, teach, ten, twins, ugly, unattractive, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,103

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 10:50 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Barry and the policeman

Started by munruben, 6th June 2008 09:55 AM

barry, lecture, night, policeman, pub, replied, staggered, stopped, street, time, wife, yeah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 07:23 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Department of Conservation

Started by goat, 12th May 2008 08:29 PM

bull, card, chores, close, conservation, department, farm, farmer, fence, gaining, heard, huge-horned, immediately, loud, nodded, politely, prize, ran, rep, representative, running, screams, shouted, step, stopped, terrified, threw, tools, understand, water

Replies: 4
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2008 06:09 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Microwave question

Started by wheelinround, 20th April 2008 12:57 PM

contact, dealer, device, heating, house, microwave, pad, phut, piece, plastic, prior, question, removed, replacement, sharp, sign, stopped, thingy, touch, turntable, week, window

Replies: 11
Views: 2,969

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd April 2008 10:35 AM; by clubbyr8

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

John & Allan on tour

Started by Rodgera, 17th April 2008 08:55 AM

allan, approaching, argued, arguing, argument, blonde, burrrrrrrr, counter, driving, employee, gerrrrrrr, girl, john, kiiiiing, leaned, louisiana, lunch, natchitoches, pronounce, pronunciation, settle, slowly, started, stood, stopped, tour, town, usa

Replies: 2
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2008 09:35 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

My thicknesser stopped, lost receipt

Started by fagersz, 31st March 2008 11:34 AM

appreciated, attempts, bearings, brushes, bunnings, carbon, centimetre, check, cheers, clues, fix, fixing, left, lost, receipt, replcement, ryobi, start, stopped, thicknesser, threw, woodworkers, zanne

Replies: 4
Views: 2,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2008 07:58 PM; by Blu_Rock

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Two pack poly that looks like Danish Oil

Started by rsser, 29th January 2008 01:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

danish, finish, furniture, gap, halls, italy, maker, oil, pack, poly, redgum, soaks, sources, stopped, sworn, thin, timber;

Replies: 19
Views: 4,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd March 2008 03:46 PM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

Solar hot water

Started by ozwinner, 23rd August 2003 07:44 PM

$1500, 80%, ago, allan, bill, cheers, collectors, cost, degres, elictricity, gov, hand, hate, hold, hot, installed, live, melbourne, outlet, pipe, rebate, save, solar, stopped, summereek, system, thinking, water, weeks, winter

Replies: 12
Views: 6,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:47 AM; by patty

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Directions to Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th March 2008 02:59 PM

advised, allan, alternately, barry, calendar, car, care, decided, direction, directions, facing, john, kilometres, lights, local, locate, minutes, months, munruben, pay, set, stole, stopped, travel, visit

Replies: 1
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 03:10 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Ray in the jungle

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:39 PM

747, advantage, africans, bird, broken, chief, dance, die, easy, harm, heart, jet, jumbo, jungle, kill, looked, menacing, quick, ray, situation, sky, skyward, spoke, stared, stopped, stumbled, tribe, war, wheelchair, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 09:18 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Avatar not moving

Started by aljenit, 3rd March 2008 12:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 20
Views: 2,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 12:42 PM; by Incoming!

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

new gutters that pool in a few corners

Started by Gravy258, 29th February 2008 07:10 PM

50mm, bunnings, corners, dwv, eaves, fit, flexi, found, grey, gutter, gutters, guy, guys, house, idea, installer, job, liable, paul, pipe, pool, realised, rigid, sales, solution, sound, stopped, tear, villaboard, water

Replies: 7
Views: 2,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 09:44 AM; by silentC

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Long Trip

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 08:00 AM

arrived, bad, called, car, complained, couple, distance, elderly, finally, finishing, fussed, glasses, hat, highway, left, long, lunch, meal, miss, munruben, restaurant, retrieve, roadside, stopped, table, travel, trip, wife, woman, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,062

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Irish Times

Started by wheelinround, 4th March 2008 01:13 PM

bottle, charlie, cop, die, died, father, finney, gallagher, heaven, hed, irish, lord, mike, murphy, otoole, paddy, parking, pedestrians, priest, replied, shouted, stopped, street, time, times, traffic, trooper, wall, wine, york

Replies: 3
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 11:00 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

Mr Fixit

Started by nev25, 26th February 2008 12:44 AM

bake, bakers, beer, cake, cried, delight, door, enquired, fix, fixed, fixit, flickering, forehead, fridge, home, honey, left, light, nice, notices, offered, pub, repairs, replied, sex, steps, stopped, told, written, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 934

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 12:44 AM; by nev25

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JOKES

Manrubin's Cow

Started by les88, 13th February 2008 02:05 PM

approaches, attempt, bought, bull, buy, chance, cow, decided, distant, dumbfounded, eye, forward, front, les, lithgow, manrubin, mate, mentioned, milk, minute, move, moves, people, replied, stopped, succeed, vet, walks, wife, wise

Replies: 3
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

French guillotine

Started by woodcutta, 19th January 2008 09:02 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2008 09:02 AM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

Munruben Hill

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th January 2008 09:20 AM

accidents, allan, bad, bottom, brakes, caravan, dangerous, descent, farmer, gate, hill, infamous, john, leaning, lot, munruben, nervous, queensland, replied, safe, steep, stopped, sunny, top, towed, van, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,401

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 10:27 AM; by Calm

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JOKES

Barry's visit to Wallan

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th January 2008 09:48 PM

allan, barry, barrys, calendar, crow, crows, difficulty, dunno, echuca, farmer, farmhouse, finding, flies, leave, mate, months, replied, stole, stopped, visit, wallan

Replies: 5
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 06:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Urgent help with Cement Mixer

Started by sanku, 9th December 2007 09:17 PM

appreciated, borrowed, built, cement, contractor, couple, direction, electrical, fault, fencing, guidance, hard, idea, mid, mix, mixer, perth, pretty, pump, repaired, retaining, stopped, suspect, urgent, urgently, walls, week

Replies: 6
Views: 2,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2007 09:28 PM; by sanku

Forum:
CONCRETING

Blinkers

Started by Ashore, 3rd December 2007 12:26 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 926

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 01:49 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Santa

Started by nev25, 28th November 2007 11:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,097

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 11:25 PM; by nev25

Forum:
JOKES

Chainsaw Chaps work!

Started by OGYT, 10th November 2007 01:29 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

15-20, accidents, ago, aware, bois, careful, careless, chainsaw, chaps, cut, darc, fall, google, happened, hurt, kevlar, killed, knee, labonville, limb, months, regularly, saw.d, sawed, stopped, strands, them.2tsup, tree, wear, work

Replies: 21
Views: 13,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 07:52 PM; by ribot

Forum:
SAFETY

Problem with a Biocycle brand AWT (help Elkangorito!)

Started by zippidydodah, 27th October 2007 08:30 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 3,501

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2007 08:30 AM; by zippidydodah

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Snow bound

Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 11:56 AM

advice, alright, blizzard, bound, car, caught, conditions, continue, daddys, driver, feel, fine, follow, home, k-mart, lot, parking, passed, plow, roll, sat, signaled, snow, snowplow, stopped, surprised, time, told, window, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 02:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,139

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

transporting shellac flakes

Started by daninjt, 19th October 2007 09:27 PM

airlines, bringing, carrying, causing, cheers, classed, dan, decent, favourite, finishes, flakes, flammable, hardware, indonesia, jakarta, shellac, shop, stopped, suitcase, transporting, trouble, wood

Replies: 4
Views: 1,997

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2007 10:24 PM; by Neil

Forum:
FINISHING

Guy from Wallan in the city

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:31 PM

city, dollar, drunk, exclaims, guy, kilos, lost, meter, needle, parking, stares, stopped, walks, wallan

Replies: 2
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 991

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

An Aussie Poem

Started by Groggy, 13th September 2007 12:37 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,151

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

ford diriver

Started by weisyboy, 25th August 2007 09:11 PM

$200.00, $300.00, $500.00, agian, bag, bought, car, dad, deal, diriver, driver, eat, ford, kid, lollies, looked, offer.if, pulled, school, stopped, walked, walking, window, youngin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 07:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Painting when it's raining

Started by Mick.H., 20th August 2007 11:56 AM

bedroom, mick, paint, painting, planning, rain, raining, stopped, stopping, true

Replies: 4
Views: 27,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 03:43 PM; by munruben

Forum:
PAINTING

The UP word

Started by Rodgera, 15th August 2007 07:46 PM

1/4, add, awhile, close, clouding, definitions, desk-sized, dictionary, dressed, english, knowledgeable, list, meaning, mixed, morning, night, page, pretty, proper, rain, shut, special, stopped, store, sun, takes, thirty, time, two-letter, word

Replies: 7
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 11:03 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

A giraffe wrecked my tap!

Started by Bleedin Thumb, 29th July 2007 12:26 PM

bath, call, ceaser, defunked, diverter, diverting, diverts, faunawink, fixed, folks, giraffe, lever, plastic, pliers, pointnose, properly, pull, questions, ring, rose, shower, sooo, spout, stopped, tap, taps, washer, water, week, wrecked

Replies: 12
Views: 2,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2007 11:53 AM; by Gra

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

requesting PC help again

Started by jow104, 16th June 2007 02:25 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

2gb, 350gb, 3600amd, ago, armchair, card, comment, computer, conflict, drive, dual, garu, hard, i/e, locks, months, nvida, operating, pc/windows, purchase, ram, requesting, reward, screen, snooze, software, solving, stopped, ups, xp/2

Replies: 39
Views: 4,445

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 06:10 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to repair an oven

Started by inasinman, 28th June 2007 02:38 AM

ago, burnt, cheers, chef, connected, cover, dial, elements, evidence, gday, identify, inside, obvious, oven, repair, replaced, stopped, switch, thermostat, weeks, wires

Replies: 4
Views: 4,326

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2007 12:37 PM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Removing merbau tannin stain from cement render

Started by luckysack, 2nd June 2007 09:00 PM

advice, bleeding, cement, colour, completely, damage, deck, detergent, expensive, future, merbau, months, napi-san, occur, option, paranoid, remove, removing, render, rendered, soap, stain, stains, stopped, sugar, tannin, tannins, timber, wait, walls

Replies: 10
Views: 23,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2007 08:05 PM; by dan76n

Forum:
FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Spirit Varnish

Started by finishfaction, 13th June 2007 12:55 PM

based, buy, melbourne, spirit, stopped, varnish

Replies: 0
Views: 1,505

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2007 12:55 PM; by finishfaction

Forum:
FINISHING

Poem about the drought

Started by Wood Borer, 24th April 2007 11:00 AM

bad, cattle, dad, drought, drove, eyes, game, gate, hay, head, hed, hugged, kids, letter, life, love, poem, rain, road, set, shoot, shut, son, squatter, stopped, talk, tough, truck, watch, wife

Replies: 10
Views: 1,873

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 11:11 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

re-opening fireplace

Started by jkbutler, 30th March 2007 02:48 PM

anyknow, cheapest, coming, condemed, easy, fireplace, gas, heater, leaks, lounge, poster, quickest, re-open, re-opening, reader, remove, reopening, stopped, suggested, time, warmth, winter

Replies: 11
Views: 2,053

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 04:06 PM; by jkbutler

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

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