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World Cup

Started by Eddie Jones, 30th June 2006 12:03 PM

angrily, breaking, call, canta, car, cup, customs, driver, fiat, german, germans, guys, idiot, ina, italian, law, match, meansa, officer, people, quattro, replies, responds, soccer, speak, thereforea, uno, vant, world, zupervisor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2006 12:03 PM; by Eddie Jones

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sanding hardwood floor

Started by rscho, 17th June 2006 05:06 PM

100, 120, advice, affect, applying, cheecker, defeating, final, finish, finishing, floor, forum, grit, hardwood, knowledgeable, oak, people, purpose, sand, sanding, satin, sealing, speak, spill, stain, suggestion, suggestions, tasi, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 1
Views: 2,947

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2006 10:20 PM; by BobL

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FLOORING

thoughts for the day

Started by Ivor, 5th June 2006 11:57 AM

bad, brakes, day, death, deeper, eagles, engines, film, half, hand, happened, horn, jet, laziness, memory, ocean, pays, people, percent, person, photographic, remember, repair, scared, soar, speak, sponges, sucked, thoughts, weasels

Replies: 0
Views: 1,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th June 2006 11:57 AM; by Ivor

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Retaining Wall

Started by Flyboy, 11th February 2006 08:29 PM

amount, appreciated, blocks, called, cheers, concern, concrete, engineer, engineers, fire, footing, front, gravel, greatly, hefty, ideas, main, monday, reduce, reducing, retaining, river, sand, speak, thinking, tide, underneath, wall, wash, washed

Replies: 3
Views: 4,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2006 08:00 AM; by Flyboy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Skype

Started by keith53, 23rd January 2006 06:11 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

call, calls, carriers, cheers, connection, contents, costs, data, daughters, england, fine, free, holiday, install, internet, keith, lot, off-sider, packets, phone, sends, simple, skype, speak, splits, techos, traffic, voice, voip, weekly

Replies: 34
Views: 5,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2006 04:39 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Clever dog

Started by jow104, 23rd January 2006 07:31 PM

absence, australian, boxers;, clever, close, computer, conversations, deep, depression, dog, doorway, hallway, highly, holidays, intelligent, oncoming, poodle, poodles, presence, recognisees, screen, shut, signals, sits, sound, speak, switched, taking, watches, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,927

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 08:42 PM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Jumping down necks

Started by echnidna, 4th December 2005 12:27 PM

apply, craftsman, cut, fashion, fine, fingers, helpful, jumping, knowledge, leave, leaving, master, mind, necks, online, peter, peters, pity, readily, reducing, shares, speak, stay, tendency, term, thinking, time, valuable, woodies, yer

Replies: 6
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2005 03:33 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

For the Mythbusters fans.... this time it's legal

Started by Shannon, 23rd November 2005 10:29 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 2,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2005 12:05 AM; by Caliban

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lost in translation.

Started by AlexS, 14th October 2005 12:44 PM

angrily, arrived, audi, breaking, busy, call, car, checkpoint, englishmen, fiat, guys, idiot, illegal, intelligence, law, lost, means, murphy, officer, paddy, people, quattro, replies, responds, speak, stops, supervisor, tells, translation, uno

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2005 12:44 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Scrouge alert - Polisher and vacuum

Started by Bodgy, 5th October 2005 11:58 AM

$10, 1-11/2, alert, collector, dust, festool, final, finish, hand, held, hope, inch, leave, loud, machinery, manually, offered, polisher, polishing, ports, scrouge, set, sneers, snobs, speak, tired, tool, useless, vacuum, yea

Replies: 1
Views: 1,421

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th October 2005 12:07 PM; by Gumby

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FINISHING

Hi Ho Silver

Started by Bluegum, 4th October 2005 01:12 PM

agrees, blonde, brought, brunette, chief, days, ear, ears, enters, evening, grabs, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, plains, ranger, rangers, request, responds, returns, silver, speak, spends, tent, time, whispers

Replies: 2
Views: 1,829

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 05:57 PM; by Twodogs

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JOKES

Am I being unreasonable?

Started by Bowdo, 23rd September 2005 12:29 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 27
Views: 3,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th September 2005 07:49 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oops

Started by Baz, 18th September 2005 10:49 AM

astounded, bank, blurted, book, cash, certificates, charged, deposits, evidence, explained, faced, finally, found, handed, holdings, husband, idea, investments, issued, million, multiplied, oops, savings, shot, speak, totaling, voice, wife, worth

Replies: 2
Views: 1,509

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2005 11:36 AM; by Baz

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JOKES

Glass plate piccys.

Started by ozwinner, 29th August 2005 08:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

6x4, ago, auction, bought, cameras, copied, craporium, darkroom, emulsion, glass, images, joint, light, meters, owner, photograph, photos, piccys, plate, plates, smell, speak, tonight, wasting

Replies: 21
Views: 3,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd September 2005 06:27 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

How to speak New Zealand

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th May 2005 08:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 26
Views: 3,929

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2005 10:17 PM; by doug the slug

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To those brave souls in London

Started by Studley 2436, 7th July 2005 09:29 PM

achieve, attack, australia, beaten, brave, breed, cheer, cowardly, easily, england, fight, harder, hate, hope, horrible, london, mistaken, news, offer, pommies, send, souls, speak, stephen, stout, stronger, terrorist, time, tough, wishes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th July 2005 11:12 AM; by HavinaGo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Think before you speak

Started by Ashore, 5th July 2005 01:27 PM

accident, balls, boy, child, danny, daughter, day, female, golf, husband, laugh, laughing, looked, news, night, nuts, pants, people, potty, pulled, replied, sister, speak, stopped, store, taco, thinking, time, tow, walked

Replies: 6
Views: 1,912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2005 12:25 AM; by JDarvall

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Ok I'll go first...

Started by Kev Y., 29th April 2005 10:50 AM

address, ago, break, cast, chapter, concluded, cool, enjoy, finally, form, friday, garage, happy, left, life, mail, photo, property, send, setlement, settle, single, solicitors, speak, spell, wisard, witchdoctor, woman, woodwork

Replies: 12
Views: 2,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2005 10:45 AM; by Iain

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Dry Wall Vs Plaster

Started by AndyChiz, 6th June 2005 12:48 PM

anyones, bathroom, bends, brickwork, busy, cons, cost, date, dry, effective, hit, internal, leans, options, packing, plaster, plasterboard, plastered, plasterer, pretty, price, pros, relative, rendered, reno, snag, speak, upped, wall, walls

Replies: 5
Views: 3,602

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2005 06:30 PM; by Pulse

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PLASTERING

Girls from Moe You have to be from Victoria

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st May 2005 05:03 PM

.thats, arrive, bleeding, car, centrelink, crash, easy, girl, girls, individually, involved, mate, medic, moe, nasty, officer, paramedic, paramedics, perturbed, questions, replies, sharon, shout, site, speak, surnames, trapped, victoria, waayne, wayne

Replies: 5
Views: 5,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 11:51 PM; by Kev Y.

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attitude to language

Started by dzcook, 28th May 2005 11:05 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

attitude, blue, body, clean, david, dose, drop, dudie, feel, fit, fudy, hates, headless, hear, hears, hit, ideas, langauge, language, lose, lot, normal, pet, posts, pple, speak, speaking, stand, word, words

Replies: 23
Views: 2,962

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 11:41 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Its funny if you have read Kafka

Started by Gingermick, 28th May 2005 12:55 AM

2004, actual, bears, charged, coincidental, correctly, crimes, criminals, deployed, fiction, field, funny, issue, july, kafka, lawyers, named, observes, p.92, prison, questions, read, reading, reality, resemblance, scientist, speak, todays, vaguely, www.theregister.co.uk

Replies: 3
Views: 1,866

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2005 10:27 AM; by AlexS

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Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die.

Started by doublejay, 12th May 2005 11:20 AM

account, apply, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, citibank, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, die, died, family, fax, fees, info, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, supervisor

Replies: 10
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 01:28 AM; by Ashore

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JOKES

An example of positive stress control. (oldie but)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 4th April 2005 11:48 PM

answered, call, carter?, control, desk, dialed, found, hanifin, nicely, oldie, patrick, phone, politely, positive, remembered, robin, sitting, speak, stress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2005 11:48 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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Wonderful stats

Started by Peter R, 4th January 2005 06:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100k, 12%, age, born, chance, children, disability, drive, dsp, fellas, happy, howard, john, means, parents, parking, payroll, pensions, peter, ponder, population, recipients, redefine, serious, shock, speak, statistics, stats, support, wonderful

Replies: 16
Views: 2,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2005 07:37 PM; by Peter R

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Defamation

Started by Peter R, 30th December 2004 05:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accusation, afford, agm, challenge, club, committee, constant, defamation, defame, display, displaying, entered, expel, hostile, lads, legal, legally, letter, libel, mention, minutes, peace, person, peter, public, read, speak, town, unnamed, wording

Replies: 27
Views: 3,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2005 01:49 PM; by outback

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Things You Wouldn't Know Without Movies

Started by Iain, 29th November 2004 07:43 AM

alien, assigned, building, bulletins, child, damage, dancing, deliberately, departments, english, eruption, foreigners, invasion, knocked, movies, news, officers, opposite, partner, personality, police, powerful, prefer, shock, speak, television, tests, things, total, volcanic

Replies: 13
Views: 3,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2004 01:03 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

Prison V's Work Debate

Started by Barry_White, 13th October 2004 09:35 AM

bars, behavior, business, called, debate, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, jobs, life, managers, paid, pay, people, prison, prisoners, required, sadistic, salary, speak, spend, taxpayers, time, visit, wardens, work

Replies: 3
Views: 2,354

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2004 03:46 PM; by namtrak

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JOKES

Friendship Chain Letter

Started by outback, 21st September 2004 05:33 PM

ass, body, bring, chain, closest, clumsy, depressed, fall, friend, friends, friendship, hell, horrible, laugh, letter, move, oath, pledge, promises, remember, sad, send, shovel, sick, speak, speaking, stay, till, true, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,440

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 09:07 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

W.H.O. ALERT - BARS Virus

Started by Kev Y., 13th September 2004 12:04 AM

alert, balance, bars, beer, bet, clothing, congregate, cross-eyed, disease, divorce, fred, headaches, hey, identified, include, incoherently, loss, memory, people, shouting, speak, symptoms, uncontrollable, urge, victim, victims, virginity, virus, vomiting, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2004 12:04 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Help finishing my first project???

Started by SeFu, 8th September 2004 05:27 PM

advance, bottle, cutting, difference, doubt, edge, finish, finishing, forward, lingo, makes, minwax, newbie, pine, polyurethane, project, reading, reply, rosewood, routering, rubbed, sefu, sit, speak, stain, stained, steps, table, time, understand

Replies: 2
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2004 05:39 PM; by echnidna

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FINISHING

My First Complaint

Started by Termite, 11th August 2004 01:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bitchy, bits, blast, bloody, business, charge, chest, company, complaint, courier, custom, feel, freight, guess, hobby, indulge, letting, mad, money, newcastle, past, pay, phone, rolleyes, rudely, running, speak, stand, termite, untill

Replies: 25
Views: 5,925

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2004 02:47 PM; by Termite

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HAVE YOUR SAY

How to speak Kiwi

Started by bob w, 31st July 2004 12:00 AM

attached, bob, eek, fairly, file, hope, kiwi, laugh, speak

Replies: 0
Views: 1,419

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2004 12:00 AM; by bob w

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JOKES

A Timed Test

Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 01:40 PM

1&2, 156, bottom, carefully, circle, corner, directions, draw, empty, finished, hand, hear, left, loudly, multiply, paper, print, reading, rectangle, sentence, space, speak, test, timed, top, upper, word, write, “corner”, “x”

Replies: 2
Views: 1,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 11:46 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

English language problems

Started by Bob Willson, 7th June 2004 04:21 PM

barely, bucking, climax, closer, cuddles, damned, ear, english, exhausted, eyes, finish, head, language, love, manages, norwegian, pause, problems, proudly, returns, screaming, short, simultaneously, smile, smiles, softly, speak, stunned, whispers, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2004 04:21 PM; by Bob Willson

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JOKES

Mrs Sippy (?)

Started by Iain, 1st May 2003 04:17 PM

abouta, aloud, asses, attention, coola, country, den, foul-mouthed, frienda, galvanized, hey, ignores, indignantly, justa, lady, lasta, lives, mississippi, mrs, obsessed, public, retorted, sex, sexa, sippy, speak, spella, swine, talkin, tellin

Replies: 3
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2003 11:34 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

political correctness

Started by Gino, 29th January 2003 11:50 AM

afraid, alternative, bad, balding, caucasian, commitment, correct, correctness, cradle, dancer, destinations, develops, drunk, easy, facility, follicle, generationally, grain, investigates, liquid, lost, overly, political, politically, prefers, regression, snatcher, speak, storage, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,656

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2003 11:50 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

Drunk + Priest

Started by Gino, 13th December 2002 12:58 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, catholic, church, confession, coughed, drunk, drunken, final, finally, knocked, knockin, mate, paper, priest, replied, sat, speak, staggered, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 12:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

advanced proper speak

Started by Eastie, 16th October 2002 11:36 AM

advanced, avoid, bad, billion, clichés, colloquialisms, highly, metaphor, mixed, noon, proper, quotations, redundant, sentences, sings, speak, specific, superfluous, times, understatement, words, worse, •avoid, •be, •comparisons, •dont, •even, •exaggeration, •one-word, •understatement

Replies: 2
Views: 1,674

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2002 10:04 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

proper speak

Started by Eastie, 16th October 2002 11:29 AM

bass, close, clothes, desert, dirt, dove, evening, farmer, intimate, invalid, lead, line, object, planting, polish, produce, proper, refuse, row, series, sewer, sow, speak, spent, stitch, subject, tear, tests, wind, wound

Replies: 1
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2002 10:07 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

The Lone Ranger in Despair

Started by John Saxton, 6th September 2002 12:30 PM

blond, brought, chief, despair, enters, evening, eye, horizon, horse, impressed, indian, kill, lone, morning, night, ranger, rangers, request, returns, silver, speak, spends, square, tent, whispers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2002 12:40 AM; by Gino

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JOKES

another drunk

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2002 10:25 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, church, confessional, coughs, drunk, final, finally, knocking, knocks, paper, priest, replies, sits, speak, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 10:25 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

gas grill

Started by ken yates, 31st January 2002 03:14 PM

action, bed, bending, butt, cold, couple, cuddled, day, evening, fat, fire, garden, gas, giving, grill, hey, honey, husband, inside, matter, measured, pulling, replied, rest, rolled, shoulder, speak, weanie, weeds, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,864

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2002 03:14 PM; by ken yates

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JOKES

Timber Finish

Started by Roly, 13th November 2001 10:11 AM

advance, aply, beautiful, break, craftsmen, day, fail, finish, information, looked, lot, mix, opportunity, produced, reaasonable, returned, roly, shopkeeper, sort, speak, spoke, sprayed, tasmania, technique, timber, woodwork

Replies: 3
Views: 2,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2001 01:02 PM; by Glenn M

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FINISHING

2 animal jokes

Started by Gino, 6th November 2001 10:29 PM

$20, >after, >all, >the, >well, >what, >with, animal, cat, dead, dog, dogs, english, feet, guy, happened, head, jokes, labrador, lifted, nighty, parrot, postman, sadly, shook, sniffing, speak, table, vet, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 2,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2001 09:16 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Points to ponder

Started by Iain, 20th August 2001 11:26 AM

abbreviated, ahead, bright, bus, cold, decency, degrees, employees, faster, gruntled, hear, mothers, nostalgia, people, pictures, points, ponder, quit, risks, sound, speak, speed, station, stops, supposed, train, travels, vague, word, zigzag

Replies: 1
Views: 1,690

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2001 03:28 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

Bar joke

Started by Westie, 5th July 2001 03:12 PM

bar, boom, cake, custard, customer, deaf, ear, happening, icecream, jelly, joke, replies, speak, sponge, standing, trifle, walks, `whats, `youll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,268

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 03:12 PM; by Westie

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JOKES

Another Blonde

Started by Chris Longworth, 7th June 2001 02:11 PM

amazed, arrest, attendant, beautiful, blonde, class, co-pilot, ear, economy, flight, fuss, handle, land, learned, listen, london, married, move, moves, paid, pilot, reason, replies, seat, section, speak, staying, tells, told, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,888

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2001 02:11 PM; by Chris Longworth

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JOKES

Prison v's work

Started by Gino, 2nd June 2001 10:23 PM

bars, behavior, call, deduct, doors, expenses, family, friends, games, inside, join, leave, life, managers, paid, pay, prison, prisoners, programs, psychotic, required, sadistic, salary, speak, spend, taxes, taxpayers, time, wardens, work

Replies: 0
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2001 10:23 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

marriage

Started by Gino, 21st February 2001 06:25 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2001 06:25 PM; by Gino

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