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Darling - I've Got an Headache!!

Started by Metal Head, 11th June 2008 08:36 PM

caused, chandler, claw, common, damage, darling, doctor, entered, eyesight, friend, gun, hammer, head, headache, kctv5, left, lower, mans, millimetre, monday, nail, pain, paralysed, pull, remove, serious, shot, speech, sting, teasing

Replies: 5
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fisher & Paykel Washer (IW709) Error Codes

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 5th September 2006 11:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$$$$, call, charge, code, codes, diagnose, died, error, error/service, f&p, fisher, fortunate, hell, iw709, lcd, list, machine, model, nose, paykel, provided, screen, service, shot, tells, told, washer, washing, wrong

Replies: 26
Views: 34,511

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 05:21 PM; by manoftalent

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

What timber is this and how do I treat it ??

Started by SteveAndBelle, 24th March 2008 11:49 PM

10+, and/or, bit, condition, east, entire, exposed, furniture, handy, hints, house, inspection, keen, keeping, methods, mind, piece, planning, polish, products, recommended, rough-sawn, shot, spend, strip, timber, time, treat, wall, weeks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2008 10:15 PM; by SteveAndBelle

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

Smart man

Started by Stevenp, 29th March 2008 04:15 PM

bank, couple, customer, demanded, gun, instantly, killing, man, money, replied, rob, robber, shot, sir, smart, standing, temple, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th March 2008 04:55 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Mains Flush Toilet

Started by tricky4000, 17th March 2008 12:36 PM

50mm, advice, appreciated, dan, detailed, diametre, experts, flush, flushed, gerberet, greatly, install, intense, keen, learn, mains, pan, people, pipe, plumbers, pressure, run, short, shot, solutions, sorted, toilet, valve, vessel, water

Replies: 6
Views: 2,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 09:38 AM; by tricky4000

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

A hunting we will go.

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:23 PM

aimed, allan, barry, bit, car, cows, dead, decided, donkey, farmer, gate, goat, gun, hunt, hunting, joke, mate, pay, pigs, play, property, rang, shoot, shooting, shot, shots, sooner, time, waiting, watch

Replies: 0
Views: 1,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2008 05:23 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Optimist and Pessimist

Started by Rodgera, 8th March 2008 02:21 PM

agree, boat, continual, day, decided, discussion, dog, duck, found, friend, friends, hunting, immediately, lake, looked, middle, optimist, owned, pessimist, pessimistic, plan, replied, retrieved, shot, swim, thinking, topic, walk, walked, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,013

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 02:21 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

Forum:
JOKES

The Genie & The Broken Bottle

Started by WoodJunky, 18th February 2008 09:54 PM

bottle, broken, country, couple, disasters, door, fortune, game, gee, genie, golf, honey, house, husband, life, looked, mind, play, promptly, rest, servants, sex, shot, thousand, trapped, whacked, wife, window, woman, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 06:46 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Cpr

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:33 AM

000, accidently, ambulance, answered, attempt, bang, cpr, dead, die, emergency, found, gonna, hang, hearing, hears, loud, mate, operator, operator.are, phone, picks, reporting, roo, sec, shot, shoulder, tells, thud, yeh, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:33 AM; by Toyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Murder

Started by Elbow, 21st January 2008 11:19 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 12:30 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

More irish

Started by Gingermick, 9th January 2008 09:22 AM

agreed, bag, canada, climbing, close, crashed, day, fly, handle, hunt, idea, irish, lads, load, loading, mick, middle, moments, moose, paddy, pilot, plane, power, pretty, reluctantly, return, shot, start, trip, wreckage

Replies: 4
Views: 1,450

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 12:41 PM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

Gyprocking job wanted! Job Seeker!

Started by Smokn-Joe, 17th December 2007 01:47 PM

1yrs, abn, cheers, christmas, completed, experence, forum, gst, guys, gyprocker, gyprocking, happened, hey, job, joe, keen, leaving, lol, message, moble, net, reg, seeker, shot, site, stumble, wanted

Replies: 0
Views: 1,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th December 2007 01:47 PM; by Smokn-Joe

Forum:
EMPLOYMENT

Gutters look like they're falling off?

Started by demuire, 31st October 2007 08:40 PM

beater, bent, bracket, concerned, downpipe, extreme, falling, front, gutter, gutters, hanging, holding, house, hung, insisting, ladder, leaf, looked, money, run, shoddy, shot, stick, suspect, tab-like, tall, time, top, warranty, written

Replies: 9
Views: 2,117

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2007 12:43 PM; by Make it work

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Dominator Automatic Garage Door Opener

Started by spartan, 25th October 2005 12:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

200km, automatic, bumb, bumped, call, ceiling, company, conduct, dark, dominator, door, e-mail, explain, garage, guys, hmmm, manual, mintues, opener, painting, pdf, question, remote, service, shot, similar, simply, technician, wire, wires

Replies: 19
Views: 12,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 12:04 AM; by Wooder at Home

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Toilet Suite brands...

Started by Batpig, 16th November 2007 06:58 PM

bad, batpig, brands, chance, china, consort, cool, current, dear, fairly, fowler, inside, krap, lid, love, member-plumbers, muchly, ooo, photo, plastic, plumber-members, plumbers, plumbing-members, shot, suite, taking, toilet, top, topless, trot

Replies: 12
Views: 6,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th November 2007 10:37 PM; by supa007

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

bathroom mirror thingy!!

Started by celeste, 13th November 2007 06:55 PM

1mtr, attach, bath, bathroom, board, cabinet, celeste, doors, grout, hairdry, ideas, lifts, mirror, option, photo, pondering, progress, shot, suggestion, taps, tha, thingy, time, tricky, vamp, vanity, waiting, wall, welcome2tsup, wide

Replies: 4
Views: 3,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:32 PM; by celeste

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

The Coffin

Started by fenderbelly, 23rd October 2007 02:24 PM

bathroom, box, broke, broken, bump, chair, chase, coffin, comfy, crash, door, fast, fled, front, grabbed, heard, hinges, home, hop, horror, lad, lock, loud, screech, shot, slumped, started, suddenly, threw, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 07:29 PM; by astrid

Forum:
JOKES

Bathroom Disaster Area

Started by Lilly, 9th October 2007 10:40 AM

.the, adhesive, alternative, area, bathroom, demolition, disaster, gyprock, idea, issues, leaves, living, lot, lots, lyl, mortar, option, picking, pricey, recess, shot, smash, stuck, talking, taps, tile, tiling, top, trashed, walls

Replies: 3
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 08:30 AM; by Lilly

Forum:
TILING

One shot shellac finish

Started by Pete J, 13th August 2007 02:21 AM

applies, apply, bloom, breath, breathing, close, coat, continuing, drops, finish, grain, half, light, lightly, line, mark, meths, oil, perth, pure, remains, residual, retained, rub, rubber, shellac, shot, strokes, surface, weekend

Replies: 8
Views: 3,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 04:37 PM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
FINISHING

A small tribute......

Started by martrix, 28th September 2007 12:16 AM

27/9/2007, 75%, avail, boost, brain, care, condition, cortisone, downhill, hard, internet, legs, life, lost, palliative, peace, power, quick, searching, shot, small, started, stem, suggested, tablets, tribute, vet, virtually, vitamin, worsened

Replies: 11
Views: 2,442

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 09:14 PM; by martrix

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Co-Axial Cable Query

Started by Hootsmon, 1st October 2007 09:14 AM

$beers, bit, cable, cheers, co-axial, coax, coaxial, connector, electrical, female, fix, fractured, funny, inside, manly, night, query, remember, shot, storm, telly, thrash, trouble, watching, wire, wired, wondering$

Replies: 3
Views: 2,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 12:47 PM; by scooter

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The sword

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th August 2007 08:11 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 09:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

magneto wanted

Started by Tonyz, 22nd August 2007 04:47 PM

air, australia, cooled, corporation, cylinder, finding, gratefully, hey, ideas, info, lincoln, lincwelder, magneto, manufactured, model, motor, received, rewinded, runs, shot, wanted, wisconsin

Replies: 10
Views: 2,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 11:11 PM; by Tonyz

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

3 legged dog

Started by munruben, 26th July 2007 04:38 PM

3-legged, bar, dog, gonna, hope, legged, love, paw, read, saloon, shot, silent, slides, walks, west

Replies: 3
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th July 2007 11:27 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Pool Decking

Started by flash6974, 17th July 2007 01:28 PM

builder, concrete, cost, deck, decking, durable, existing, foot, ingound, inground, ironbark, joists, l/metres, low, materials, metre, planning, pool, pools, pulling, rectangle, replacing, ripped, rotting, roughly, shot, stumps, timber, told, wide

Replies: 2
Views: 2,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2007 05:34 PM; by Burnsy

Forum:
POOLS, SPA & WATER FEATURES

Filling holes in a gravel driveway

Started by Matt88s, 6th June 2007 05:43 PM

action, asphalt, baad, bad, cement, covered, dirt, driveway, fence, filling, gravel, gravel/rocks, held, holes, lasted, layered, packed, past, people, pretty, shed, shingles, shot, simply, sink, size, spread, top, water, worst

Replies: 9
Views: 4,755

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2007 06:48 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Using a Demo Hammer as a Compactor

Started by Flyboy, 1st May 2007 06:40 PM

bed, bit, blokes, compactor, couple, crossed, cylindrical, demo, driving, feel, formwork, forum, free, hammer, jackhammer, laugh, loud, mind, paving, pile, plate, plywood/metal/whatever, possibly, question, river, roll, shot, silliest, square, watching

Replies: 7
Views: 7,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2007 08:35 AM; by Flyboy

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

A History Lesson

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:48 PM

abraham, assassin, assassinated, booth, born, congress, elected, fifteen, ford, hid, history, john, johnson, kennedy, lesson, lincoln, monroe, named, names, oswald, president, presidents, ran, secretary, shot, southerners, succeeded, theatre, warehouse, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,897

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 01:21 AM; by Schtoo

Forum:
JOKES

A fine portrait of Bitingmidge on the front page of the Courier Mail

Started by Rocker, 28th February 2007 07:38 AM

amid, archibald, bitingmidge, chest, coast, courier, entered, fellow, fine, front, hairy, mail, mangroves, moved, oils, page, portrait, prize;, rellies, rocker, scrawny, self-portrait, shot, smoke, spending, sunshine, winning

Replies: 6
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 09:43 AM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who'd wanta be a Cop?

Started by echnidna, 22nd February 2007 06:41 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

attacked, axe, axeman, chainsaw, coals, cop, cops, days, demonstrations, died, dirty, hauled, involved, job, loonies, pretty, shot, societies, suppose, targets, thankless, wanta, whod

Replies: 101
Views: 10,160

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 11:21 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Passage Completed also

Started by ptrott, 4th February 2007 05:08 PM

bar, beautiful, built, completed, crockery, cupboard, cupboards, current, dining, doors, entire, fireplace, house, jarrah, kitchen, linen, natural, painted, pantry, passage, pine, progress, restored, retaining, shot, sink, sleepers, storage, surround, white

Replies: 2
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2007 08:38 PM; by ptrott

Forum:
PLASTERING

View from the balcony

Started by AlexS, 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM

ambulance, andersons, apartment, balcony, bed, bike, called, car, company, coopers, dad, drove, father, kid, matts, moments, mum, passed, quickie, replied, report, riding, send, sex, shot, son, standing, startled, ten-year-old, view

Replies: 0
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 10:28 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Matching Old Benchtop Laminate

Started by davo100, 11th January 2007 09:55 PM

250, 500mm, bench, benchtop, board, charts, cheers, close, davo, fill, hole, hope, kitchen, laminate, manufacturers, match, matching, money, particle, rectangular, replace, sample, sending, shot, spending, sydney, top, top/kitchen, wondering, worth

Replies: 10
Views: 3,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2007 09:54 PM; by China

Forum:
KITCHENS

Duck Hunters

Started by John Saxton, 3rd January 2007 10:29 PM

$560.00, black, confused, continues, decide, dog, duck, dynamite, fuse, grabs, guns, heard, hunters, ice, lab, lake, master, navigator, payments, run, scream, shot, shotgun, standing, stick, stop, swelling, takes, truck, wisconsin

Replies: 13
Views: 2,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2007 11:14 PM; by soundman

Forum:
JOKES

Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,330

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

Forum:
JOKES

chisels..

Started by womble, 29th October 2006 09:11 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 2,529

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st November 2006 08:19 PM; by Carry Pine

Forum:
SAFETY

Cracking Up?

Started by mikey, 27th October 2006 11:31 AM

adjacent, advance, ago, appreciated, bedroom, bit, ceiling, colours, cracking, crap, degree, floating, flooring, greatly, house, mikey, months, painting, pulled, rafters, replace, restumped, rip, roof, sagging, shot, slight, stumps, suggestions, worry

Replies: 10
Views: 3,279

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:13 AM; by OBBob

Forum:
PAINTING, PLASTERING, TILING, DECORATING, etc.

The Incredible family - Picture Wanted

Started by thetassiebfg, 25th October 2006 11:07 AM

andrew, animation, attached, check, edit, email, family, feel, found, free, googled, hero, image, imagesare, incredible, incredibles, love, movie, normal, parr, photo, picture, requires, send, shops, shot, shots, similar, suitable, wanted

Replies: 0
Views: 1,123

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2006 11:07 AM; by thetassiebfg

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Top Country Songs 2006

Started by Baz, 18th October 2006 07:51 PM

12.xxx, 2006, ass, bed, censored, chewed, country, day, fight, finger, friend, hard, lips, miserable, miss, night, phone, prison, ran, ring, shot, song, songs, tonight, ugly, wife, woke, women, xxx, zed

Replies: 2
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 10:51 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Death Wish

Started by Baz, 18th September 2006 09:20 PM

bedroom, compliment, damn, death, eyesights, fat, feel, heard, horrible, husband, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, shot, standing, ugly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th September 2006 09:20 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Door Architrave

Started by DavidC, 11th September 2006 04:15 PM

architrave, architraved, architraves, board, boards, butted, door, front, ideas, lot, painted, pieces, shot, weather

Replies: 6
Views: 2,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 09:04 AM; by silentC

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Display problem 2:30pm 8/9/06

Started by steven, 8th September 2006 03:56 PM

230pm, 8/9/06, asap, cheers, contact, display, error, notice, problem, screen, shot

Replies: 2
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2006 06:36 PM; by BJP

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Jigsaw 1 Finger 0

Started by meerkat, 10th August 2006 02:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

about.cool, anyhoo, battle, careful, chuck, cutting, endings, etc.o, finger, fingers, gonna, hurt, idiot, index, jigsaw, joint, local, lucky, nerve, rolleyes, scar, shot, soooooo, stitches, stupid, talk, tetnus, watch, wife, yep

Replies: 16
Views: 3,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 03:50 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

I'll be buggered. . .

Started by Jedo_03, 23rd July 2006 10:40 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

adverts, annoyance, buggered, buggers, deliberately, dirty, dozen, dozens, icon, infecting, jedo, laragainst, picked, pop, pop-ups, programs, ran, sell, sheesh, shot, software, sos, spyware, stop, times, tray, trojan, virus, worm, yesterday

Replies: 28
Views: 4,772

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2006 05:44 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Vulcan Heaters.

Started by Vip, 25th August 2006 11:46 PM

calling, commen, costly, devine, guessing, hard, heater, heaters, home, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, reece, shot, stopped, vulcan

Replies: 2
Views: 3,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2006 05:57 PM; by floyd7

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Blonde Golfer

Started by Baz, 11th August 2006 04:42 PM

addresses, arm, bad, ball, blonde, decided, eye, fairway, foursome, golfer, golfing, heart, hitting, impediment, leg, mates, middle, minutes, pro-shop, process, prosthetic, returned, screwed, screwing, shot, straight, swings, teeing, wrong, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2006 04:42 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Fuel economy. A challenge.

Started by Schtoo, 4th August 2006 01:25 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attention, audi, car, carry, challenge, clarkson, compared, comparison, drive, driving, economy, found, fuel, highway, measure, mpg, noted, percentage, prius, pump, road, roads, rough, rules, saving, set, shot, stick, suggestions, time

Replies: 36
Views: 5,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2006 02:10 AM; by sawdustmike

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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