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Golfer

Started by whitewood, 25th October 2007 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,014

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 10:21 AM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

How many?

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th October 2007 03:53 PM

allan, bed, bride, counting, couple, dying, edge, hope, lips, minutes, newlywed, pouted, replied, sat, sshhh, time, waiting, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2007 04:46 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Barry again

Started by munruben, 16th October 2007 04:39 PM

bar, barry, buttons, buying, drink, excuse, extremely, finally, gorgeous, high-waisted, hips, mechanism, minutes, miss, nerve, noticed, obvious, pants, puzzling, replied, sat, skin-tight, start, velcro, walked, woman, zipper

Replies: 0
Views: 1,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 04:39 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

i wonder

Started by Larry McCully, 11th October 2007 09:39 PM

application, blokes, bottom, exterior, flashing, frames, gararge, gate, installed, installing, iron, office, panel, pine, plate, practise, prior, protection, question, reno, required, sat, sisalation, slab, slider, sort, weather, weathertex, wide, wrought

Replies: 4
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2007 07:17 PM; by Larry McCully

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Non wood related but funny none the less

Started by manoftalent, 7th October 2007 03:22 PM

20th, 25th, agreed, anniversary, australia, cared, drink, fabulous, funny, guy, guys, hard, harry, hey, mate, moment, planned, pretty, related, sat, silence, sitting, suppose, taking, thinking, top, trip, week, wife, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 03:45 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Religious golfer

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th August 2007 11:28 AM

100, admitted, ball, blaspheme, chair, cup, day, fathom, fixed, golfer, grabs, green, happened, hawk, inches, knowing, life, mother, paws, play, religious, runs, sat, sister, smile, squirrel, superior, surely, tee, yards

Replies: 1
Views: 1,167

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 12:19 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,485

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Matching old Red Cedar Skirting from 1920's

Started by Brendan, 10th May 2007 02:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 2,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2007 02:46 PM; by Brendan

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Border Collie

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 17th August 2006 03:54 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

border, caused, collie, day, dog, dogs, dyson, fine, friday, guys, happened, hope, injury, leaving, legs, loss, loved, paralyised, rod, running, sad, sat, sort, suddenly, timing, vet, warning, week, worse, xray

Replies: 39
Views: 6,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 09:53 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

sat nav's

Started by goat, 30th March 2007 11:49 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advice, courier, gurus, job, nav, navs, sat, satnav, satnavs

Replies: 21
Views: 2,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2007 01:27 PM; by Slavo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A French joke

Started by jmk89, 19th March 2007 04:56 PM

attended, audience, closed, continued, decided, drivelling, encourage, french, friday, graveyard, guy, joke, lunch, months, nice, night, participation, presenter, presenters, question, sat, seminar, sex, shift, smiling, stand, standing, stayed, thread, tonight

Replies: 0
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 04:56 PM; by jmk89

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JOKES

A Beer before it starts

Started by fred.n, 17th March 2007 06:53 PM

“quick, beer, bought, bring, chair, favourite, finished, gonna, home, it’s, looked, puzzled, sat, start”, starts, starts.”, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 08:15 PM; by watson

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JOKES

So old it may be new again...

Started by Dennis Millard, 20th February 2007 12:32 PM

arrested, carpenter, cell, chair, climbed, convicted, dollars-, excuse, half, halves, hear, hoarse-, hole, horse, jumped, lie, passing, rode, sat, sawdust, sawed, shouted, sore, table, uncomfortable, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 1,278

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2007 03:29 PM; by RobP

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JOKES

World Famous Tolmie Sports This Sat Jan 2007

Started by dadpad, 7th February 2007 08:24 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

121st, 2007, banjos, close.u, country, deliverance, dueling, famous, head, hear, jan, mansfield, mansfield-witfield, miss, sat, saturday, sign, sports, squiz, tolmie, world

Replies: 24
Views: 4,093

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 01:24 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Splinters

Started by AlexS, 8th November 1999 02:42 PM

agency, angry, bird, bureau, doctor, examination, forestry, hell, hours, lady, land, managed, management, parks, reappeared, recreational, remove, returned, sat, service, splinters, til, timber, told, tree, understand, view, wait, waited, wildlife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,337

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 04:16 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

Belated Xmas present

Started by Big Shed, 31st December 2006 02:04 PM

29th, 600-800mb/mth, advised, anticpate, bad, belated, broadband, dark, december, deciding, dial, download, experiences, faced, finding, fred, hallelujah2tsup, hearing, isp, isps, limits, mutterings, parentage, present, sat, speed, suitable, telstra, trujillos, xmas

Replies: 2
Views: 942

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2006 04:41 PM; by Big Shed

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Cowboys

Started by Shedhand, 15th November 2006 11:51 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

barn, breaking, coffee, colts, cowboy, cowboys, cows, cup, day, dogs, eat, fixing, found, lesbian, life, makes, morning, real, replied, rodeos, sat, shower, silence, sipping, spent, starbucks, thinking, watch, woman, women

Replies: 28
Views: 4,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th November 2006 08:13 PM; by Shedhand

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JOKES

Toowoomba to Northwoods Sat 18th

Started by floobyduster, 15th November 2006 06:29 PM

18th, arrangements, car, expo, northwoods, pooling, sat, saturday, timber, tool, toowoomba

Replies: 0
Views: 1,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 06:29 PM; by floobyduster

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EVENTS

Little Johnny Strikes Again

Started by Baz, 6th November 2006 07:25 PM

aunt, boobs, burned, buttons, called, cried, damage, decided, family, farm, fascinate, fascinating, fasten, finally, gina, hand, johnny, molly, pet, raised, sally, sat, sentence, sheep, strikes, students, sweater, teacher, ten, word

Replies: 2
Views: 1,646

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 07:57 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Good luck with the HSC/VCE etc

Started by Groggy, 27th October 2006 11:35 PM

aced, coming, english, exam, exams, gather, good, harder, hope, hsc or vce, hsc/vce, kids, luck, parents, rest, rolleyes, sat, son, unscathed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2006 11:40 PM; by Tex B

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Just had to share. I do not remember the last time I laughed like this

Started by lubbing5cherubs, 5th August 2006 01:16 AM

batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, glasses, gracie, hand, hurt, laughed, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, pushed, reading, recliner, remember, sat, share, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, time, triple-a, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 04:15 PM; by chrisb691

Forum:
JOKES

Melb Tool Drool Sat 23rd July

Started by scooter, 18th July 2006 11:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

23rd, 9am-1pm, apprentices, bride, cap, check, cheers, details, drool, forget, forum, gday, hawthorn, july, melb, reminder, sat, sean, sunday, tool, vic, weekend

Replies: 16
Views: 2,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 11:04 PM; by Clinton1

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EVENTS

Spaghetti Sauce

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM

advised, answer, becky, beckys, boil, called, center, concern, control, dinner, dish, dropped, forgot, giving, guest, haste, late, night, party, pasta, phone, poison, prepared, rang, refrigerate, sat, sauce, spaghetti, voiced, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Father of many

Started by Phil Spencer, 16th May 2006 09:47 AM

answered, backwards, book, boy, boys, bus, collar, dad, daddy, father, girls, grandchildren, hundreds, impatient, leaned, looked, noticed, pants, priest, quietly, reading, replied, sat, thinking, wear, wore

Replies: 1
Views: 1,343

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2006 06:40 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

British Humour

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th May 2006 11:40 PM

american, americans, bitch, british, defend, dog, drive, entire, french, gentleman, hand, honour, humour, left, maam, marine, penchant, road, rude, sat, seat, shrieked, sir, thrown, tossed, train, walked, window, woman, wrong

Replies: 0
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2006 11:40 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Trials of a greenie

Started by Baz, 27th April 2006 10:34 PM

agency, commission, demanded, department, doctor, environmental, examining, forestry, greenie, hours, land, listened, management, old-growth, patience, permits, protection, reappeared, recreational, remove, sat, smiled, splinters, story, timber, told, tree, trials, waited, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2006 10:52 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

What treasures have you found renovating?

Started by mic-d, 10th March 2006 07:21 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

1866, 1915, 1917, australian, caught, cheers, curios, demolished, discovered, english, floor, found, halfpenny, michael, penny, prep, queenslander, rebuilding, renovating, sat, sills, treasure, treasures, unmoved, verandah, waiting, window, worth

Replies: 31
Views: 5,928

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2006 03:32 PM; by leeton

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

LP v HPLV guns

Started by greenie512, 21st March 2006 07:56 PM

3hp, advice, attempt, buried, compressor, corner, dust, finish, finished, guns, happy, hints, hplv, hplvi’ll, i’ve, kit, loads, low, months, net, paper/folders, pile, pressure, quick/short, recommend, sat, there’s, time, units, “average”

Replies: 6
Views: 2,989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2006 12:35 PM; by greenie512

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FINISHING

how many can you count

Started by goat, 10th March 2006 04:28 PM

acted, answer, bottom, call, called, count, day, education, embarassed, fellow, finally, front, heard, hundred, lady, looked, position, positions, professor, replied, row, sat, shy, sir, sitting, spoken, top, unusual, voice, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2006 04:28 PM; by goat

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JOKES

Now dodnt do this guys

Started by ele__13, 19th February 2006 02:49 PM

bad, batteries, body, burst, button, cat, directions, dodnt, gracie, guys, hand, hurt, left, nipples, note, one-second, position, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, recliner, sat, shock, taser, testicles, thigh, thinking, triple-a, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,517

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 04:34 PM; by Termite

Forum:
JOKES

hi to all in melbourne

Started by ele__13, 4th February 2006 05:05 PM

23rd, 25th, 28th, 4ish, bbs, catch, catching, cheers, commitments, day, doug, ele__13@hotmail.com, family, feb, forward, holmesglenn, home, info, jules, loose, love, march, melbourne, moorabin, msg, people, sat, sunday, tafe, till

Replies: 8
Views: 2,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 05:22 PM; by Gra

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EVENTS

James MOrrison

Started by Iain, 22nd January 2006 12:26 PM

accidentald, accidentals, afternoon, box, buggerize, coil, concerto, decidsed, discerning, duet, foot, funnel, garden, happen, horn, hose, idiot, james, length, morrision, morrison, mozart, play, playing, sat, sbs, shot, theories, trouble, yesterday

Replies: 9
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2006 08:25 PM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

cake or bed.

Started by Bluegum, 22nd November 2005 08:35 PM

bake, bar, bed, beer, cake, cried, door, enters, fix, fixed, football, forehead, fridge, game, hall, hellooooo, home, honey, house, howd, left, light, notices, repairs, replied, sat, steps, watching, wife, written

Replies: 2
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2005 09:09 PM; by ele__13

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JOKES

Taser Fun

Started by Groggy, 12th November 2005 11:13 PM

aaa, arch, assailant, bad, batteries, blue, burst, button, decision, directions, dog, electricity, found, fun, muscle, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, ran, sat, story, taser, thigh, thinking, time, twitching, wife, words

Replies: 3
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2005 08:39 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

A Beer before it starts

Started by Kev Y., 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM

asse, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, flop, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, sighed, slave, start, started, starts, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,635

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2005 09:23 PM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Full Report - Welcome Mat, Midge's 4000th post, The big day OUT!!

Started by bitingmidge, 2nd October 2005 06:51 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

4000th, arrived, big, canadians, change, cheers, coming, corner, day, disagree, effect, flippant, guest, liquor, mat, midge, midges, post, realised, report, sat, stay, strong, succumbing, sun, tuned, waste, word, xxxx, zed

Replies: 46
Views: 6,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2005 03:20 AM; by barnsey

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EVENTS

Mildura Woodshow 2005

Started by sandman, 10th August 2005 02:56 PM

2005, 23rd, 24th, 25th, attendance, boxmaking, carrolls, carving, country, days, details, festival, international, mildura, music, plan, sales, sandman, sat, send, sept, september, starts, sun, supplies, timber, types, weekend, woodcraft, woodshow

Replies: 2
Views: 1,993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2005 09:01 PM; by sandman

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EVENTS

How have you put your back out?

Started by ozwinner, 4th August 2005 07:24 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

anywho, attack, bad, boots, chiro, day, earthlings, hope, lucky, melbourne, morning, rain, raining, sat, tomorrow, usual, wham, wimper

Replies: 45
Views: 6,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2005 12:31 PM; by Stuart

Forum:
SAFETY

Fixing Architrave to Reveal (uneven gyprok)

Started by Ferrett head, 1st August 2005 02:47 PM

advance, architrave, architraves, crap, explain, fixing, flat, forum, gurus, gyprock, gyprok, i.e, insulated, non-builder, pity, proofing, relined, removed, reveal, sat, shave, solution, sound, soundchek, spot, uneven, vertically, wall, whop, window

Replies: 4
Views: 3,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2005 05:42 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

When you grow old...

Started by AlexS, 31st May 2005 01:09 PM

1st, ago, alive, april, attorney, bastard, breasts, defence, died, ebner, excited, feel, feeling, fool, grow, happened, hell, lady, laid, night, porch, rub, rubbing, sat, shot, spicy, stop, told, words, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,492

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 01:09 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

long but funny

Started by goat, 9th May 2005 04:40 PM

arch, assailant, bad, batteries, bought, burst, button, cool, directions, easily, electricity, funny, loaded, long, molly, note, one-second, pretty, prongs, pushed, reading, sat, shock, tazer, thigh, thinking, tickled, time, triple-a, whimpering

Replies: 9
Views: 2,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2005 10:32 PM; by Soren

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JOKES

aint love grand

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2005 07:47 AM

buy, carefully, chips, couple, couples, crowd, drink, eat, eating, fine, front, grand, half, hamburger, lady, looked, love, meal, neatly, offered, politely, replied, sat, sharing, sip, table, thinking, walked, watching, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:47 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Bring me a beer......

Started by Christopha, 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM

ass, beer, bring, brought, chair, clean, cook, day, expect, fat, favorite, finished, gonna, home, husband, iron, looked, puzzled, quick, realize, run, sat, schidt, sighed, slave, started, starts, top, wash, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2005 10:29 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

yeeehaw!!!!

Started by Christopha, 21st October 2004 12:17 AM

bar, cattle, cowboy, day, drink, eat, found, guess, herding, horses, lady, lesbian, life, morning, ranch, real, replied, sat, short, shower, silence, sipping, spend, spent, thinking, time, watch, whiskey, women, yeeehaw

Replies: 1
Views: 1,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2004 09:30 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Cake or BED

Started by gemi_babe, 30th September 2004 11:29 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,456

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2004 11:36 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

Traditions

Started by silentC, 2nd April 2004 12:08 AM

aback, bought, chap, chaps, continue, day, declared, dismay, drank, drink, friday, friends, home, months, passed, pint, pints, promised, pub, quickly, remaining, rolled, sat, staggering, table, terrible, tradition, traditions, upset, usual

Replies: 7
Views: 2,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2004 03:41 PM; by Charles Castle

Forum:
JOKES

Getting on

Started by Christopha, 27th February 2004 09:04 PM

answered, elderly, finally, flip, flipping, halls, hem, home, lady, moment, nightie, nursing, running, sat, silently, soup, supersex, thinking, walked, wheelchair, yell, yelling

Replies: 5
Views: 2,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 08:58 PM; by outback

Forum:
JOKES

Vet Bill

Started by Baz, 5th January 2004 08:28 PM

bill, birds, cat, computer, dead, delicately, dog, eyes, head, hit, jumped, keys, limp, looked, meowed, moments, owner, parrot, produced, ran, returned, sat, shook, shrugged, sniffed, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,567

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2004 08:28 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

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