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Bargain

Started by bullfright, 1st August 2010 05:06 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,526

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2010 10:37 AM; by fenderbelly

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locked her keys

Started by groverwa, 16th July 2010 02:25 PM

amazed, assures, ball, car, clever, door, easy, finding, gasps, keys, khakis.d, locked, magically, passing, removes, replies, rolls, rubs, sobbing, soldier, tight, trousers, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,457

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2010 07:51 PM; by fenderbelly

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The brown paper cowboy

Started by groverwa, 17th July 2010 01:35 AM

brown, cowboy, everyonesattention, jacket, jake, pants, paper, paperboots, replies, rustlin, saloon, sheriff, sheriff.dd, shirt, shoddy, shouts, waistcoat, walks, wears

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2010 01:28 PM; by popawisky

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Kittens

Started by Charleville, 9th July 2010 07:37 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,350

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2010 07:37 PM; by Charleville

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85-year-old grandfather . . .

Started by WoodJunky, 7th July 2010 09:06 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2010 09:06 PM; by WoodJunky

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The Red Phone

Started by Big Shed, 18th May 2010 04:16 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,950

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2010 06:24 PM; by Spanner69

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Restore Teak Outdoor Table

Started by Off the Block, 3rd May 2010 10:16 AM

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Replies: 2
Views: 3,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2010 06:03 PM; by hap97

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RESTORATION

Old but not slow

Started by malb, 2nd May 2010 04:48 PM

arrives, attention, business, butch, change, close, computer, counter, discuss, doctor, flash, gent, half, impotence, jones, mistake, patients, play, quick, reading, reception, receptionist, replies, reserved, sex, slow, smith, starting, waiting, walks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,628

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2010 10:42 AM; by Spanner69

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Alans diet

Started by munruben, 13th March 2010 11:35 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

alan, alans, carrot, celery, confused, diet, doctor, doctors, doctor’s, ear, eating, grape, nose, office, properly, replies, stick, walks, wallan, wrong

Replies: 21
Views: 2,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2010 08:17 PM; by K_S

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Building Permits, Do I Need One?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 14th March 2010 08:40 PM

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Replies: 0
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 08:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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THE GARDEN SHED

Rancid oil

Started by Grumpy John, 20th February 2010 05:57 PM

accurate, advice, bowl, canola/olive/vegetable, conclusion, finishes, food, lot, majority, making/turning, mineral/paraffin, oil, oils, prevent, process, question, rancid, read, replies, safe, salad, salads, soapy, threads, title, views, warm, washing, water

Replies: 14
Views: 3,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2010 09:41 AM; by preeng2

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FINISHING

Golf and getting old

Started by wheelinround, 9th March 2010 07:48 AM

ago, allan, almighty, arrives, ball, bella, brother, brother-in-law, brothers, day, downcast, eyesight, fairway, golf, heads, home, hundred, makes, perfect, played, remember, replies, retirement, sighs, squints, swing, takes, tees, tells, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2010 10:22 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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A short story

Started by watson, 7th March 2010 10:50 AM

beer, blokes, bugger, joined, lions, mate, night, pub, replies, rotary, sex, short, story, times

Replies: 1
Views: 990

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2010 11:28 PM; by joe greiner

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Archicentre - Seeking Advice

Started by Metal Head, 24th February 2010 01:21 PM

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Replies: 4
Views: 2,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2010 11:25 AM; by Mal F

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Allan's lost memory

Started by munruben, 1st February 2010 11:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, allans, doctor, doctors, girl, happen, local, lost, memory, receptionist, replies, rushes, surgery, tells

Replies: 26
Views: 2,252

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2010 06:50 PM; by munruben

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A senior Moment

Started by Ian Smith, 29th January 2010 03:02 PM

carnation, couple, dinner, eating, elderly, flower, friend, friends, gentlemen, growls, highly, kitchen, left, love, moment, nahhhh, night, offers, poppy, recommend, red, replies, restaurant, rose, senior, suggestion, table, thorns, wives, yells

Replies: 4
Views: 1,430

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2010 06:50 AM; by Grumpy John

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Railroad

Started by Christos, 19th January 2010 07:40 PM

attending, baseball, bash, bat, batter, closet, desert, friend, gotta, grabs, hearing, hears, house, kettle, kill, kitchen, metal, nearby, party, proceeds, railroad, replies, ruckus, rushes, suddenly, tea, teakettle, tracks, unrecognizable, whistling

Replies: 1
Views: 1,290

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2010 11:00 AM; by rrich

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powerpoint

Started by perthnovice, 12th January 2010 12:22 PM

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Replies: 6
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2010 08:23 PM; by nihilism

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Belic tools & machinery pty ltd

Started by robyn2839, 9th December 2009 02:27 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

,rang, ,what, 20/11/09, 3175, belic, bob, company, dealings, emails, floor, happy, machinery, melbourne, office, pty, reacting, reason, replies, service, sort, suggestions, till, told, tools, waiting, whatsoever

Replies: 45
Views: 6,422

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2009 07:06 AM; by arose62

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Merbau Sanded Deck - Tannin and Oils?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 20th November 2009 03:50 PM

applying, appreciated, coating, decided, deck, hand, hear, lengthy, love, merbau, newly, oil, oils, powerlift, prep, process, product, products, read, recommend, renovateforum.com, replies, sanded, shaun, spa, sticks1977, tannin, thread, updated, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 4,760

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2009 03:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Kitchen/dining in entrance of house

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th November 2009 07:30 AM

dining, door, enter, faced, forum, forward, front, hallway, house, ideas, kitchen, kitchen/diining, kitchen/dining, layout, leading, living, lounge, midway, odd, past, read, renovate, renovateforum.com, replies, straight, swapping, table, thread, walk, walking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2009 07:30 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Advice Seeked On Portable Split Air Con/Heater Unit

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd November 2009 09:00 AM

advance, advice, air, avoid, buy, cheers, con/heater, fixed, happy, head, house, itwink, metal, mobile, move, opinion, portable, purchase, purchasing, read, renovateforum.com, replies, seeked, seeking, split, thanking, thread, unit, units, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2009 09:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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HEATING & COOLING

Advice Seeked On Portable Split Air Con/Heater Unit

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 2nd November 2009 06:40 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,361

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2009 06:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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GENERAL ODDS N SODS

Two hydrogen atoms

Started by munruben, 24th October 2009 07:56 PM

atoms, bar, electron, hydrogen, lost, positive, replies, walk

Replies: 2
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:53 AM; by artme

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Greg Norman and the blonde

Started by rosewood, 25th October 2009 07:35 AM

balls, blonde, bloody, bowser, car, couple, courtesy, driving, everything.doh, fall, fuel, greg, ground, holden, hotel, norman, pocket, pulls, replies, service, sponsorship, statesman, station, supplied, tees

Replies: 2
Views: 1,217

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2009 08:49 AM; by artme

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My name is Fred, just Fred

Started by Big Shed, 20th October 2009 02:48 PM

ada, ama, assistant, biker, bored, college, dds, decided, degree, dentistry, dingaling, doctor, dream, finally, fooling, found, fred, internship, laughing, leaving, medical, officer, realized, replies, residency, school, started, taking, tears, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,074

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2009 02:48 PM; by Big Shed

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JOKES

The miracle of toilet paper

Started by Calm, 17th October 2009 09:53 PM

alive, as2, beat, breasts, characteristically, continue, day, deal, fresh, front, grow, husband, larger, meals, miracle, mirror, missing, paper, period, piece, replies, rubbing, stand, stopped, straw, stupid, telling, therapy, toilet, walk

Replies: 2
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2009 05:05 AM; by artme

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JOKES

Five Pairs of Twins

Started by joe greiner, 8th October 2009 09:16 PM

anecdotal, anton, astonished, capri, cheers, children, couple, father, google, history, home, house, inquiry, joe, lady, modest, overflowing, pairs, parish, physics, priest, quanta, replied, replies, reply, ten;, tour, twins, village, visits

Replies: 0
Views: 932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2009 09:16 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Funny for the day!

Started by Calm, 3rd September 2009 11:53 AM

“honey, “if, arms, bed, bedroom, bitch, book, carrying, cow, cow.”, day, funny, guy, headache.”, idiot, love, lying, presumptuous, reading, realize, replies, sheep, sheep.”, talking, that’s, walks, weren’t, wife, you’d

Replies: 10
Views: 2,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th September 2009 07:14 PM; by chippy 71

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JOKES

Noahs Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 30th August 2009 11:28 PM

ark, boss, calls, carp, catch, ceiling, check, day, decks, fill, fish, floor, god, interrupts, multi-storey, nice, noah, noahs, perplexed, probs, replies, skies, slowly, specific, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 2
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2009 01:28 AM; by masoth

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JOKES

Carpet end metal strip (door)

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th August 2009 04:50 PM

carpet, door, floor, hallway, holding, kitchen, metal, nailed, nails, reached, read, remove, renovateforum.com, replies, sided, starts, strip, thread, tiling

Replies: 0
Views: 2,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2009 04:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

the sand pile

Started by dennford, 31st July 2009 11:10 AM

angry, aye, bloke, boot, chairge, charge, chinese, coulda, couldna, disappeared, finda, foreman, gadgie, gent, guy, italian, laddie, leaps, left, nae, pile, replies, sand, scotsman, shoovel, shovel, storms, supplies, told, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2009 03:50 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Re-level timber frame cottage on brick piers

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 27th July 2009 02:30 PM

block, brick, builder, cottage, embark, extension, fibro, flat, floor, frame, framed, hoping, job, leveller, nsw, piers, plenty, qld, re-level, read, relevel, releveller, renovateforum.com, replies, servicecentral, specialist, sydney, thread, timber, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,246

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2009 02:30 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Hotel Bill

Started by wheelinround, 19th July 2009 05:28 PM

$400, $450.00, bad, bill, charged, cheque, clerk, complains, correct, entertainers, exclaims, explain, explains, famous, hollywood, hotel, hours, husband, manager, mentions, nice, replies, road, sir, sleeping, stop, tells, unmoved, wife, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2009 10:00 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

TopSaver - from Benchworks

Started by Lyle, 15th July 2009 05:33 PM

bed, benchworks, buying, cast, chisels, conditioner, found, hand, lathe, lubricant, meta, no-one, product, remover, replies, review, rust, sealant, spec, steel, supposed, surface, tools, topsaver, woodfast, x-150

Replies: 3
Views: 3,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2009 06:22 PM; by Lyle

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

old cow

Started by groverwa, 9th July 2009 10:14 PM

anna, answered, bligh, blighs, bottle, car, chauffeur, chauffeur-driven, check, countryside, cow, daughter, door, driving, earth, farmer, god, grin, happened, jumps, killed, knocked, love, malt, meal, replies, slap-up, touring, whisky, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2009 09:21 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

am I right or wrong?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 5th July 2009 04:00 PM

advance, agreed, checked, contact, deadline, due, emails, fee, half, night, numerous, occasions, paid, pay, person, professional, proof, provide, provided, read, reasonable, renovateforum.com, replies, resume, service, spelling/grammar, submit, thread, time, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,032

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2009 04:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
GENERAL ODDS N SODS

some really good replies to this article

Started by fenderbelly, 26th June 2009 11:27 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2009 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Landscapers In Melbourne

Started by Metal Head, 19th June 2009 12:20 PM

advance, cheers, comfortable, competent, details, feel, landscapers, melbourne, melburnians, posting, recommend, replies, thanking

Replies: 2
Views: 972

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th June 2009 04:13 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Robot barman

Started by wheelinround, 12th June 2009 04:30 PM

bar, barman, decides, drink, err, gonna, heads, holdens, immediately, impressed, kevin, league, leaves, mac, nicky, perfectly, prepared, racing, real, replies, robot, serves, slowly, starts, talking, test, time, vote, watson, women

Replies: 8
Views: 2,131

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2009 03:34 PM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Woody Joke

Started by punkahknight, 14th June 2009 03:42 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th June 2009 05:44 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

How big is too big?

Started by BobL, 12th June 2009 10:51 PM

Replies: 13
Views: 1,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2009 11:17 PM; by rrobor

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

keith53

Started by elprez, 6th June 2009 09:20 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 692

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2009 09:20 PM; by elprez

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Tasmanian Blackwood Dresser

Started by irwing, 25th May 2009 10:21 AM

achive, blackwood, bookmatched, cabinet, compleated, dovetails, drawer, dresser, earth, expert, finish, floating, french, fronts, guy, helpful, learning, massive, met, orange, pannels, photos, polish, replies, secondary, shellac, steve, tasmanian, thankyou, toolbags

Replies: 0
Views: 2,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2009 10:21 AM; by irwing

Forum:
FINISHING

Can someone suggest a decent builder for extension - S.E Melbourne??

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 13th May 2009 02:00 AM

add, basically, bedroom, builder, colourbond, continue, decent, existing, extension, family, house, huge, installed, job, laundry, melbourne, moorabbin/bentleigh, pitched, read, recommend, rectangle, renovateforum.com, replies, roof, roofing, s.e, shower, suggest, thread, weatherboard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,680

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2009 02:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

That's how the fight started

Started by Grumpy John, 13th April 2009 01:57 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bedroom, clean, compliment, continued, damn, eyesights, fat, feel, fight, happy, horrible;, husband, idea, mirror, nude, pay, perfect, replies, slather, standing, started, thread, ugly, woman

Replies: 31
Views: 4,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2009 09:27 AM; by Stevenp

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JOKES

Replies to message post

Started by KazJ, 19th April 2009 12:45 PM

kazj, message, post, question, replies, reply

Replies: 2
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2009 01:10 PM; by KazJ

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Scenic drive / nice places to see around Bris/GoldCoast

Started by johnjohnmulley, 12th April 2009 09:01 PM

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Replies: 1
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2009 11:15 PM; by dai sensei

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Piano black/Glss white how is it done?

Started by Jonesy_SA, 12th April 2009 01:24 PM

20mm, 3/8th, achives, applying, black or glss, box, butt, construction, cover, cracking, filler, finish, inside, jointed, jonesy, layer, loss, mdf, melamine, piano, pionao, remaining, replies, sanding, screws, similar, size, whit/black, white, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2009 01:24 PM; by Jonesy_SA

Forum:
FINISHING

laminate-floating floorboard on top of carpet

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 7th April 2009 01:50 AM

advance, carpet, floorboard, floorboards, laminate-floating, laminate/floating, lay, read, renovateforum.com, replies, thread, top, underlay

Replies: 0
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2009 01:50 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

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