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Started by wheelinround, 6th April 2008 08:58 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,532

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 08:58 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

1st time paver

Started by bballjones, 3rd April 2008 10:30 PM

1st, 400, advance, apply, cleaned, cleaner, dug, ecs, effectively, fill, filled, gaps, hand, intending, job, overboard, paranoid, pavelok, paver, pavers, paving, properly, quarry, ran, soil, stuffed, tediously, time, vaccuum, wondering

Replies: 1
Views: 1,949

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th April 2008 11:05 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Dust Be Gone...or not gone??

Started by pat_da_rat, 2nd December 2007 12:03 PM

american, article, aust, called, design, dust, efficient, experience/commentary, goatee, goneor, issue, mask, masks, moustache, normal, paper, ran, recently, sept/oct, solve, woodworker

Replies: 8
Views: 3,531

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2008 02:04 PM; by keju

Forum:
SAFETY

Nagging wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 15th March 2008 08:27 PM

allan, barry, bride, building, calendar, car, enjoy, hard, headed, honeymoon, hour, lathes, lights, local, married, months, nagging, occupied, pulled, ran, responded, set, stole, waiting, wedding, wife, wonderful, woodturning, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

grainy, crystalline surface using shellac

Started by patchworkkitten, 24th February 2008 12:34 PM

advance, bit, blotchy, coats, crystalline, damage, fabric, fabric-covered-box, finish, grainy, learn, manufacturers, methylated, normal, prefer, project, ran, reacted, sand, shellac, smooth, spirits, spoiled, successful, surface, texture, thinner, thinning, tin, underneath

Replies: 8
Views: 2,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2008 08:06 AM; by patchworkkitten

Forum:
FINISHING

Walking the dog

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 07:42 PM

backside, belle, block, child, dad, disguise, dog, dogs, father, garage, girl, halfway, heat, home, leash, left, minutes, mom, petrol, pushing, ran, replies, returned, round, scrubbed, soaked, surprised, time, walk, walking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 11:50 AM; by hybridfiat

Forum:
JOKES

Finally worked it out

Started by artme, 13th February 2008 11:29 AM

cuddly.however, echidnas, eyes, fabric, finally, flattening, months, nose.dddd, portrait, properly, ran, softener, stung, treatment, wall, washed, wondering, worked, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,881

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:25 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Timber Floorboards over Non-level Chip board

Started by KokodaRick, 28th January 2008 07:36 PM

15mm, 19mm, board, bought, carpet, chip, difference, existing, floor, floorboards, floors, hardwood, house, install, level, line, non-level, nonlevel, pier, ran, remedy, rick, ripped, sag, string, supports, timber

Replies: 0
Views: 1,765

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:36 PM; by KokodaRick

Forum:
FLOORING

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

World's slowest decking build?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th January 2008 06:18 PM

added, board, boards, build, centre, days, deck, decking, diagonal, divider, doh, finally, finished, gap, kicking, laid, piers, pix, ran, reckon, replacing, roofed, running, single, slowest, started, vertical, visual, world, [groan]

Replies: 5
Views: 3,169

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:24 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
DECKING

Enchanted Rat

Started by Carry Pine, 3rd January 2008 09:10 PM

$12, amazingly, bloke, bronze, concerned, drowned, enchanted, faster, items, joke, jumped, millions, noticed, numbered, owner, pier, politician, ran, rat, rats, readers, real, relate, running, shop, story, substituted, threw, walked, water

Replies: 2
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:16 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Woodford Folk Fest

Started by Andy Mac, 31st December 2007 04:47 PM

2tsup, bench, camp, caravan, day, days, entertainment, excellent, fest, festival, folk, food, fun, grounds, half, home, mobile, people-watching, ran, return, roof, setup, shadow, stick, usual, visible, whittling, wonderful, woodford, workshops

Replies: 3
Views: 1,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 09:09 PM; by RufflyRustic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Magic waterhole

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th December 2007 11:14 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,468

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2007 08:48 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Retic Help

Started by wiljam, 11th December 2007 11:59 PM

black, block, conected, connected, contected, contrller, controller, deal, front, garden, house, lawn, manually, program, ran, ready, rear, retic, solenoids, solinoids, station, stations, white, wire

Replies: 2
Views: 1,774

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 07:25 PM; by Planned LScape

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Setting out and stringlines.

Started by ComboSquare, 3rd December 2007 09:11 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

angling, avoid, bearers, correct, diagonals, drove, existing, ground, house, hurdles, laser, level, levelled, measured, measuring, memory, parallel, parallelogram, perfectly, perpendicular, question, ran, running, secondary, set, setting, square, stringline, stringlines, wall

Replies: 28
Views: 4,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2007 03:40 PM; by silentC

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Neil Clark?

Started by rrich, 24th November 2007 06:13 PM

clark, daughter, e-mail, friend, neil, ran, richflynn, yahoo.com

Replies: 0
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 06:13 PM; by rrich

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The yeti

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:12 PM

arrival, bike, bounding, car, chasing, continued, creature, days, england, expedition, explorer, foot, form, half, hotel, london, looked, miles, moments, mountain, night, quickly, ran, reaching, run, set, slope, thud, time, yeti

Replies: 4
Views: 1,399

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:39 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Unwanted pregnancy

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th November 2007 09:22 AM

chart, children, clinic, confronted, continued, doctor, examination, grandchildren, grown, happened, hiccups, listening, marched, matter, medical, minutes, patients, pregnancy, pregnant, ran, relax, screaming, sit, started, told, unwanted, visited, wallen, woman, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:44 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

"T" Shirt

Started by rrich, 16th November 2007 01:08 PM

drunk, half, home, honey, money, nascar, phoenix, race, ran, shirt

Replies: 0
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 01:08 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Leaking Roof

Started by nev25, 9th November 2007 11:23 PM

action, ago, bead, capillary, capping, common, due, fil, lead, leaking, marks, mentioned, nails, paint, painter, plumber, ran, replace, retied, roof, roofing, rubber, seal, silastic, sitting, suggested, suggestions, tek-screws, tin, washers

Replies: 3
Views: 2,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 11:57 PM; by m2c1Iw

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Pet names

Started by fenderbelly, 30th October 2007 12:41 PM

ages, agree, called, coming, cooking, dad, dog, door, ere, fat, front, greet, hand, heard, hotel, johnny, kitten, miss, mum, names, passage, patch, pet, ran, shout, sister, teacher, tripped, unusual, waited

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 12:41 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Brave Ed

Started by BazzaDLB, 28th October 2007 02:14 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,156

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 02:39 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

The Cat

Started by nev25, 25th October 2007 03:22 PM

animals, bowl, cat, concoction, contents, dish, fast, front, hanging, harmed, house, lapped, leave, night, petrol, ran, repulse, return, rid, road, sniff, sniffed, stopped, stray, surprise, times, told, watched, yard, yarn

Replies: 4
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 07:26 AM; by woodcutta

Forum:
JOKES

Concrete disposal

Started by sammy_h, 22nd October 2007 04:44 PM

canberra, carting, concrete, decent, disposal, dispose, front, house, lifted, loads, multiple, option, path, pile, ran, recycling, sam, services, smashed, tip

Replies: 4
Views: 2,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2007 10:39 PM; by frog's wife

Forum:
LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
JOKES

For the Wood Whispering Woman== or show your wife if you dare

Started by fenderbelly, 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM

amen, awoke, bathed, bed, breakfast, chores, cleaned, daily, dare, day, drove, finished, home, infinite, ironing, kids, kitchen, laundry, lord, morning, p.m, ran, school, set, supper, whispering, wife, wisdom, woman, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 06:54 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Woo-Hooo!!

Started by Yonnee, 21st September 2007 04:39 PM

12m, 15a, 7.5m, added, build, circuits, core, corner, double, extra, flouros, gpos, home, house, light, on/off, pics, ran, run, separate, shed, shed.2tsup, single, stokedwoot, switched, tc&e, time, weekend.d, woohooo, yonnee

Replies: 13
Views: 2,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2007 09:27 PM; by Yonnee

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,116

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

An Aussie Poem

Started by Groggy, 13th September 2007 12:37 PM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,713

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:06 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Memories That Come Back To Haunt You

Started by rtfarty, 2nd September 2007 02:31 AM

1980, billiards, blonde, car, child, children, disgusted, drunk, english, front, hampstead, haunt, height, leaving, looked, memories, met, night, party, pretty, ran, resulted, shagged, sons, store, teacher, utterly, wild, woman, youth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 08:19 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Ghost Driver

Started by rtfarty, 29th August 2007 07:49 AM

appeared, breath, car, curve, driver, drunk, experience, gathering, ghost, hand, horrible, inside, john, jumped, lights, night, pub, ran, realised, road, rushed, shots, slowly, started, storm, strength, telling, tequila, wet, wheel

Replies: 5
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Greyhound

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th August 2007 12:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$700, allan, broke, calder, drag, dying, greyhound, happy, hope, lead, legs, lost, moment, paid, races, raceway, ran, recently, time, tram, trier, walking, whilst, won, worried

Replies: 18
Views: 2,621

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:29 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,843

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Who'd be a terrorist in Glasgow?

Started by bitingmidge, 7th July 2007 08:47 AM

airport, america, belt, boot, burning, day, die, fire, glasgow, gonna, guy, home, interview, john, life, mate, motor, nae, oan, ran, running, set, smeaton, terrorist, till, wanna, whod, wis, “there

Replies: 14
Views: 2,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 07:35 AM; by pitbull

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Driving

Started by munruben, 21st July 2007 12:27 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2007 10:55 PM; by Glen

Forum:
JOKES

Laminex on Laminex

Started by Rossluck, 30th June 2007 09:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

glue, laminex, question, ran, search, stupid, threads

Replies: 17
Views: 4,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2007 10:51 AM; by Tubby2

Forum:
KITCHENS

an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,395

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

Snake-bite

Started by munruben, 18th June 2007 12:44 PM

bit, bitten, called, die, doctor, emergency, explained, fast, friend, gonna, hurried, irish, joke, murphy, nature, paddy, paddys, poison, poisonous, quick, ran, snake, snakebite, spoke, suck, theatre, told, tree, ute, whimpered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 01:21 PM; by givusabrake

Forum:
JOKES

Shed power... yet another question.

Started by Yonnee, 16th June 2007 12:17 PM

10a, 10mm, 15a, 6mm, benches, box, breaker, cable, conduit, dgpos, double, fluros, gpo, half, house, is;, lighting, meter, phew, power, question, ran, replace, roof, run, shed, similar, specific, supply, wall

Replies: 6
Views: 2,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 05:06 PM; by Yonnee

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

An apology for Steve and others.

Started by Iain, 6th June 2007 07:59 PM

aforementioned, apologies, apology, attendance, attention, car, causing, day, despatched, farewell, home, injury, intentions, laugh, medical, minor, occassion, offer, pick, ran, released, robbo, rosemary, sad, sincerest, solemn, steve, transported, watching, whiplash

Replies: 4
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 11:08 PM; by K_S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Snow White

Started by Jack Plane, 8th June 2007 09:37 AM

calling, clearing, coming, cup, destroyed, dopey, dwarfs, explosion, god, heard, house, loud, mighty, ran, releived, ruins, snow, started, survived.d, visit, voice, walking, wallabies, white, win, woods, world, wreckage

Replies: 0
Views: 1,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 09:37 AM; by Jack Plane

Forum:
JOKES

Short joke

Started by Doughboy, 7th June 2007 11:47 PM

apologies, car, distracted, driver, dwarf, happy, joke, morning, offend, ran, replied, short, walked

Replies: 1
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2007 07:18 AM; by Tankstand

Forum:
JOKES

My tele's broken

Started by Daddles, 5th June 2007 07:26 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,861

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 05:27 PM; by jow104

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The Hillbilly

Started by Barry_White, 5th June 2007 06:01 PM

amazement, answer, answering, bigger, cave, clothes, day, headline, heard, hillbilly, hollered, hoo, huge, indian, indians, local, looked, mating, naked, ran, read, season, size, spied, thinking, tore, train, woods, wooooo, wooooooooo

Replies: 2
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2007 01:43 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Monster trucks

Started by Gingermick, 27th May 2007 10:20 AM

animated, bennett, bit, boy, boys, conference, decided, delay, encourage, excavator, flipped, fuel, gday, harder, idea, jet, kids, line, monster, mood, neighbour, press, ran, raptures, site, truck, trucks, vans, wayne, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,545

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2007 09:33 PM; by scooter

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What happened to my thread?

Started by IRONxMortlock, 15th May 2007 11:57 AM

added, ago, camera, couple, easier, edited, finish, happened, imageshack, invalid, link, message, pictures, post, ran, thread, uploaded

Replies: 1
Views: 1,605

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2007 02:01 PM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Brazilian

Started by fred.n, 10th May 2007 06:23 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2007 06:23 PM; by fred.n

Forum:
JOKES

A History Lesson

Started by WoodyKnot, 13th April 2007 09:48 PM

abraham, assassin, assassinated, booth, born, congress, elected, fifteen, ford, hid, history, john, johnson, kennedy, lesson, lincoln, monroe, named, names, oswald, president, presidents, ran, secretary, shot, southerners, succeeded, theatre, warehouse, week

Replies: 2
Views: 1,915

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2007 01:21 AM; by Schtoo

Forum:
JOKES

Hot Water, no pressure after rainwater ran out

Started by timgrigg, 18th March 2007 09:00 PM

appreciated, bleed, boosted, bottom, cleaned, clogged, electric, filter, gurgle, hear, hot, house, idea, ideas, inlet, mains, noises, passes, pressure, pump, rain, rainwater, ran, rheem, summer, supply, system, tank, tanks, water

Replies: 3
Views: 2,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2007 09:20 PM; by mugwoody

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

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