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A Poem

Started by wheelinround, 31st October 2007 08:49 AM

bad, bed, belly, catchy, curious, ease, elevators, fart, farts, fleas, forget, johns, leave, linger, occur, pass, poem, prairie, quickly, quiet, simply, sooner, strange, suffocates, sweet, true-, vile, warms, wide-open, winter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2007 01:32 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

The new reporter

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd September 2007 09:06 AM

bedridden, crier, crossword, editor, final, front, happened, interview, john, life, lived, munruben, page, paper, print, printed, question, quiet, replied, reporter, started, surely, wallen

Replies: 4
Views: 1,068

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 05:01 PM; by K_S

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JOKES

Help Is On The Way

Started by Rodgera, 11th September 2007 07:35 PM

afternoon, ago, arms, button, chest, computer, crossed, duty, foot, friend, front, impatiently, lab, main, minutes, noticed, position, pushed, quiet, replied, screen, sitting, staring, tapping, time, twenty, woman, workstations

Replies: 3
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:47 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

real estate suggestions in Melbourne?

Started by sundancewfs, 2nd September 2007 01:32 AM

2008, 30s, 40s, andrew, australia, baby, bit, estate, forward, girl, hard, house, melbourne, monash, month, moving, nights, quiet, real, schools, suburb, suggestions, synchrotron, uni, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,691

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 08:52 AM; by johnc

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

How to louden your TS Blade

Started by BobL, 30th April 2007 12:58 AM

blade, blades, bought, chip, clearance, conventional, cutting, effect, experience, insert, lashed, louden, louder, low, makes, melamine, noise, plate, quiet, quiter, recently, replaced, rip, sound, surprisingly, throat, tooth, triple, upshot, variables

Replies: 11
Views: 2,516

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st May 2007 01:27 AM; by BobL

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SAFETY

Skills shortage - Mick's solution

Started by journeyman Mick, 16th March 2005 10:35 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

$9k, apprentice, apprentices, bit, building, collar, cost, day, government, hell, holidays, job, life, mick, money, paying, people, quiet, shortage, skills, solution, stuff, subsidies, tafes, teach, time, trades, training, wages, worth

Replies: 72
Views: 10,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 04:45 PM; by Wild Dingo

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Hide and seek

Started by Terry B, 1st April 2007 05:57 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,232

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2007 10:25 PM; by graemet

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JOKES

Lawyers with stars in their eyes...

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 9th March 2007 04:25 PM

checking, eyes, fuss, inbox, lawyers, nasa, quiet, related, snigger, stars, stuff, wading

Replies: 1
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 05:59 PM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

FBI Final Entrance Test

Started by Wood Butcher, 25th January 2007 08:14 PM

agent, banging, beat, chair, crashing, death, door, entrance, evil, fbi, final, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, screaming, shots, slowly, test, walls, wife, womans, women

Replies: 7
Views: 2,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2007 11:43 AM; by fred.n

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JOKES

Alabama Preacher

Started by Baz, 25th January 2007 01:29 PM

alabama, blonde, body, bowed, christian, congregation, couple, drop-dead, fainted, friends, gorgeous, head, klan, klux, pew, preacher, quiet, quivered, reverend, roared, rose, sheets, simply, slowly, spoke, stand, stop, told, traffic, wizard

Replies: 5
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2007 04:03 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

New Digital Camera

Started by Cliff Rogers, 27th December 2006 02:46 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

a630, camera, canon, christmas, close, cos, dept, digital, field, focus, manual, moth, powershot, quiet, rolleyes, sample

Replies: 33
Views: 3,552

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2007 12:38 PM; by chromis

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dancing

Started by Cliff Rogers, 11th December 2006 10:30 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 09:50 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Scottish logic

Started by Eddie Jones, 3rd November 2006 05:16 PM

africa, audience, bono, child, clap, concert, dies, f#^@, front, glasgow, hands, holding, logic, microphone, pierces, quiet, scottish, silence, silence;, slowly, starts, stop, time, total, voice

Replies: 2
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 11:30 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

For a bunch of BA$&@RDS..

Started by silkwood, 1st November 2006 09:37 PM

agressive, amazed, ba$&@rds, ba$and@rds, beer, bitingmidge;, bunch, cheers, commentary, diatribe, disagreements, discussions, enjoy, experience, forum, happy, including, invective, joining, mark, pat, people, poor, quiet, reasoning, recently, redneck, relief

Replies: 10
Views: 2,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2006 01:01 PM; by savage

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Working too hard

Started by echnidna, 17th October 2006 06:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, blades, bright, bugga, casing, centre, crane, feet, fix, hafta, hard, job, lift, mower, oil, overhauling, pop, prawn, properly, pump, quiet, real, rideon, rivets, rivetted, roof, shed, time, welding, working

Replies: 16
Views: 2,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2006 10:19 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Why metal sheds?

Started by Honorary Bloke, 13th October 2006 07:23 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

90%, bit, brick, commercial, confused, cost, council, curious, doors, dumb, efficient--im, forum, inquiring, knocking, materials, metal, minds, quiet, rarity, reason, restrictions, roller, rolleyes, shed, sheds, shop, termites, wood, yank

Replies: 17
Views: 3,839

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2006 11:06 PM; by echnidna

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THE GARDEN SHED

Bono

Started by Baz, 3rd October 2006 09:21 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 01:10 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

THIS SIGN IS POSTED AT A GOLF CLUB in Canada

Started by DPB, 3rd October 2006 05:18 PM

ahead, bent, canada, club, directly, donenow, extra, feet, flush, form, front, golf, hit, knees, loose, preparing, quick, quiet, shoulder, sign, stand, stay, straight, strokes, swing, taking, tee, urinal, water, width

Replies: 5
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 12:07 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

IXL Tastic Noisy like a jet plane??

Started by Damon_11, 31st August 2006 02:55 AM

bathroom, beat, brick, built, car, experience, fan, heat, house, insulation, ixl, jet, lamps, light, louder, noise, noisy, plane, purchased, quiet, removes, shape, sounds, steam, suggestions, tastic, tastics, tile, triangle, whirring

Replies: 4
Views: 7,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2006 12:13 PM; by Border boy

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KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

Grunt where the bloody hell are you?

Started by Wongo, 23rd August 2006 01:51 PM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,576

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2006 12:55 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

England v Trinadad & Tobago

Started by rtfarty, 17th June 2006 10:10 AM

aussies, australia, beaten, brought, commonwealth, country, cricket, england, game, half, holding, hope, hurting, kiwis, laughter, london, lot, lounge, night, quiet, rugby, run, score, scored, soccer, time, tobago, tomorrow, trinadad, watching

Replies: 5
Views: 1,428

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2006 09:40 AM; by bitingmidge

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Tragedy

Started by bennylaird, 17th February 2006 08:00 AM

accident, air, blown, boy, call, carrying, children, discussion, exclaimed, finally, fire, force, friendly, hand, howard, loss, minister, missile, prime, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered, ___king

Replies: 3
Views: 1,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2006 04:14 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Dimmer Switch Buzz

Started by gsouth, 27th November 2005 09:46 PM

300va, anoying, bub, buzz, buzzing, cheers, dimmer, emits, feeding, forward, geoff, ideas, light, low, night, noticable, question, quiet, rated, single, sound, switch, wife

Replies: 9
Views: 3,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2005 03:15 PM; by Wildman

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Guys Names

Started by Tikki, 26th November 2005 10:14 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, body, egotistical, fast, geeky, guys, hair, hard, home-schooled, hot, immature, incredibly, jerks, names, nates, nelsons, nice, nicks, owens, players, quiet, reason, romantic, sensitive, sex, sexy, shy, situations, sweet, troublesome

Replies: 21
Views: 3,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2005 12:04 PM; by Blackers

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JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Daddles, 27th November 2005 10:06 AM

accident, air, bloody, blown, boy, bush, carrying, children, classes, discussion, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, force, hand, loss, president, primary, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, struck, tragedy, visited, visiting, voice, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 10:06 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

Everybody must be at the show.

Started by craigb, 7th October 2005 03:25 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2005 06:58 PM; by oges

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EVENTS

Hear a pin drop

Started by gazaly, 24th September 2005 08:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

day, dayd, drop, gee, grunt, hear, lose, pin, quiet, reackon, swanies, weagles, west

Replies: 15
Views: 2,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2005 10:44 PM; by MajorPanic

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Attack Squirrel

Started by Groggy, 17th July 2005 10:13 PM

attack, black, car, chrome, cruiser, death, dressed, front, glove, hand, helmet, huge, jeans, leather, left, managed, patrol, picture, quiet, residential, screamed, squirrel, stop, street, t-shirt, throttle, throw, time, valkyrie, wheel

Replies: 7
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 11:38 PM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

C'mon! Spice it up somebody !

Started by Gumby, 20th June 2005 06:42 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

boy, controversial, excitment, fun, joegee, list, quiet, rolleyes, spice, terminated, weekend

Replies: 76
Views: 6,318

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2005 09:13 AM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Some Newfoundland humour

Started by Breslauer, 26th May 2005 12:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approximately, astrologically, astronomically, billions, bryce, deduce, galaxies, humour, jokes, leo, lloyd, logically, meteorologically, millions, minute, missing, newfoundland, observe, planets, pondered, potentially, quarter, questioned, quiet, replied, saturn, simple, tells, tent, time

Replies: 18
Views: 2,819

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2005 11:22 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Not much activity today

Started by craigb, 15th April 2005 01:47 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activity, boards, busy, confused, everbody, quiet, sawdust, today

Replies: 17
Views: 2,840

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2005 09:46 AM; by Kev Y.

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

I just want that one....

Started by tonyhart, 25th November 2004 07:40 PM

$1000, alas, catalogue, display, displays, experience, fairly, floor, immediately, information, model, monster, obtained, purchased, quiet, run, salesman, saws, similar, stock, suffered, supplier, suppliers, supply, surprise, thankfully, timber, time, tony, wrong

Replies: 10
Views: 2,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2004 07:53 PM; by outback

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HAVE YOUR SAY

"Most men lead lives of quiet desperation"

Started by TassieKiwi, 16th October 2004 12:00 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, brilliant, den, desperation, downer, exiting, feeling, has/is/will, hornbag, lead, leaden, lives, married, nippers, occasional, ole, people, quiet, sexy, shmbo, theroux, times, week, world, wrong

Replies: 28
Views: 5,712

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th October 2004 07:41 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

CIA Test

Started by Bob Willson, 15th October 2004 09:23 PM

agent, banging, blanks, brow, chair, cia, crashing, door, eyes, gun, guys, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, screaming, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, test, walls, wife, wiped, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2004 01:58 AM; by scooter

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JOKES

Pregnant Caddy

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM

assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, caddy, carries, class, finally, gentlemen, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, middle, partner, plan, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, stage, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,407

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 12:44 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

woodies! No :(

Started by Christopha, 4th September 2004 12:32 AM

bar, dad, drunk, home, insult, listens, mother, porn, quiet, screams, sitting, slept, starts, stool, woodies, woody, yells

Replies: 0
Views: 1,579

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2004 12:32 AM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Tragedy

Started by Christopha, 12th August 2004 07:30 PM

accident, aircraft, blown, boy, carrying, children, conducting, exclaimed, fantastic, finally, fire, friendly, hand, latham, lead, loss, mark, missile, politician, quiet, raised, school, searched, silent, smithereens, stood, struck, tragedy, voice, volunteered

Replies: 4
Views: 1,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2004 09:39 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

He wants a divorce

Started by zymurgy, 29th May 2004 12:55 AM

110, 120, accounts, bank, boat, car, cards, concrete, continues, credit, divorce, house, husband, increases, insistently, kph, makes, married, massive, quiet, slowly, speaks, speed, starts, veering, voice, wall, wee, wheel, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th May 2004 12:55 AM; by zymurgy

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JOKES

Geography

Started by stephenmeddings, 6th November 2003 02:43 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2003 02:43 PM; by stephenmeddings

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JOKES

hardwood flooring over yellowtounge

Started by basil, 21st October 2003 12:40 AM

advice, advise, asthmatic, build, carpet, chippy, confused, construction, correct, floor, flooring, fyi, glue, hardwood, house, i’m, nail, noise, oak, owner, planing, quiet, sanded, squeak, stumps, suppression, tassie, told, woods, yellowtounge

Replies: 5
Views: 4,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2003 02:31 PM; by Sime

Forum:
FLOORING

Oiling Oregon

Started by Goldy, 6th September 2003 02:33 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 2,304

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2003 05:56 PM; by behindblueeyes

Forum:
FINISHING

Airplane vs Woman

Started by gatiep, 4th September 2003 12:32 AM

airplane, airplanes, arrive, buy, care, comment, common, expect, flick, flown, in-laws, kill, limitations, mad, magazines, mind, month, object, pilot, piloting, preflight, quickly, quiet, skills, switch, takes, tied, time, touch, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2003 12:32 AM; by gatiep

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JOKES

quiet

Started by whiskers, 24th August 2003 11:02 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,859

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2003 12:08 AM; by whiskers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Food for thought

Started by Driver, 8th August 2003 07:56 PM

blushes, bwack, bwown, cute, fink, food, forward, fuwwy, hands, heart, heels, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, python, quiet, rocks, shop, shopkeepers, sweetest, thought, thyit, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, widdle

Replies: 0
Views: 1,375

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2003 07:56 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

women

Started by Gino, 4th September 2002 11:03 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, cia, door, eyes, finally, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, mess, minutes, moral, quiet, shot, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, tears, wife, wiped, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th September 2002 11:03 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

Wabbits

Started by Kev Y., 3rd May 2002 10:02 PM

black, brown, cute, excuthe, fink, forward, fuwwy, girl, hands, knees, leans, lisp, mithter, pet, phuck, pyfon, quiet, shop, shopkeeper, soft, sweetest, voice, wabbits, wabby, walks, weally, white, wittle

Replies: 5
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2002 09:34 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Taxi Driver

Started by oges, 28th July 2001 04:36 PM

apologized, bus, cab, car, centimeters, control, day, driver, driving, fault, footpath, hearse, hit, lost, mate, passenger, question, quiet, realize, replied, scare, scared, screamed, shop, shoulder, stopped, tap, tapped, taxi, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2001 09:18 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

one to think about......... ;)

Started by lacewood, 16th February 2001 07:15 PM

agent, beat, blanks, brow, chair, children, cia, death, door, finally, gun, heard, home, husband, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, nursing, quiet, shot, shots, slowly, stood, sweat, takes, wife, wiped, woman, womans

Replies: 0
Views: 923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2001 07:15 PM; by lacewood

Forum:
JOKES

Lamaze Class

Started by oges, 8th February 2001 08:09 AM

alright, assurances, bag, beneficial, breathe, carries, class, exercise, finally, golf, hand, hurt, informing, instructor, lamaze, middle, partner, partners, pregnant, properly, quiet, raised, replied, swing, teacher, teaching, time, walk, walking, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,286

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2001 08:09 AM; by oges

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JOKES

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