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Started by WoodJunky, 26th February 2008 08:23 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 08:38 PM; by Bluegum

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Scams

Started by wheelinround, 24th February 2008 11:28 AM

black, book, business, competition, computer, consumer, date, designed, details, dyson, fraud, giving, global, hand, holiday, hot, issued, lucrative, mass, nsw, offer, people, personal, police, scam, scams, supt, trick, users, warning

Replies: 7
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2008 10:12 AM; by Bob38S

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"Real" 911 Calls?

Started by Barry Hicks, 15th February 2008 08:52 AM

9-1-1, 911, ambulance, asthmatic, breath, breathing, caller, calling, calls, child, contractions, darn, dispatcher, emergency, foster, husband, idiot, minutes, nine-eleven, north, pass, phone, police, real, running, sir, sound, started, trouble, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 08:52 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Cop this one

Started by Rodgera, 11th February 2008 10:51 PM

broke, cop, detectives, headquarters, police, stole, toilets

Replies: 2
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 11:38 PM; by scooter

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Party Boy was to become a Carpenter

Started by wheelinround, 25th January 2008 01:11 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

agent, attracted, australian, boy, building, carpenter, corey, damage, delaney, home, hoped, host, manager, markson, max, paid, parents, party, people, police, practice, pro, publicity, secret, site, teenager, time, unrepentant, world-wide, wrong

Replies: 20
Views: 3,723

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2008 08:54 AM; by wheelinround

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Speeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 22nd January 2008 03:05 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,824

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 10:19 PM; by Tonyz

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Police harrassment

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 08:08 PM

books, california, cars, codes, cop, cops, couple, day, driving, fast, focus, folks, guy, harass, harassed, harassing, harassment, harrassment, officer, people, person, police, reason, running, shift, single, special, time, town, traffic

Replies: 3
Views: 1,346

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 12:56 AM; by Eli

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Spirit Levels can kill

Started by wheelinround, 4th January 2008 08:43 AM

33-year-old, 57-year-old, argument, auburn, bizarre, campsie, carefull, fight, fled, handle, incident, intervened, kill, left, level, levels, motorway, offender, passenger, police, roadside, scene, south-west, spirit, stabbed, stranded, sydneys, time, van, victim

Replies: 5
Views: 1,951

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 06:10 PM; by againstthegrain

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Wouldn't we all like to do this

Started by Calm, 4th January 2008 09:30 AM

acted, asio, assessment, behaviour, bit, breath, car, condition, counts, court, defence, disqualified, driving, fwy, heard, joke, lawyer, local, past, person, police, psychiatric, situation, sound-thinking, station, test, told, waved, western, yesterday

Replies: 1
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2008 10:21 AM; by munruben

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Dead Canoeist Finally Turns Up

Started by Metal Head, 3rd December 2007 09:42 PM

5-½, agonising, anne, body, bringing, british, canoeist, central, close, darwin, dead, disappearance, family, finally, fit, found, informed, limbo, london, months, police, relatives, spent, spokesman, station, time, turns, walked, whereabouts, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2007 10:22 AM; by Metal Head

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From British newspapers (allegedly)

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th December 2007 05:56 PM

1945, 1946, allegedly, blown, bournemouth, british, coastguard, echo, evening, february, gale, garden, gas, guardian, height, heil, hitler, inflatable, lawn, middle, newspapers, police, public, purdey, recalled, repatriated, spelt, spokesman, week, wind

Replies: 0
Views: 1,342

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 05:56 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Paddy

Started by fenderbelly, 30th November 2007 05:06 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,363

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 05:52 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Old Lady Driving on Highway

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:39 AM

119.ooo, bit, car, chuckle, driver, drivers, driving, embarrassed, grinned, highway, hour, lady, limit, maam, miles, minute, muttered, officer, peep, police, proudly, rollexplains, route, single, speed, speeding, thanked, time, twenty-two, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,503

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 01:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Haven't had any blonde jokes for a while have we?

Started by Barry_White, 25th November 2007 07:52 AM

$20, airlines, bar, bet, blonde, branch, building, call, calls, commit, dog, dollars, dumb, forest, home, house, jokes, jump, k-9, money, news, oclock, police, redhead, replied, replies, rope, suicide, tree, walks

Replies: 3
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th November 2007 01:21 PM; by Barry Hicks

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Alan speeding

Started by munruben, 23rd November 2007 01:52 PM

added, alan, call, called, circle, circling, common, continues, cop, enforcement, farms, flies, fool, hard, hey, horse, horses, law, moment, officer, officers, pause, police, replies, respect, rudely, speeding, ticket, uncomfortable, writing

Replies: 4
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2007 11:46 AM; by munruben

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Firewoodie's joke.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM

birthday, cocaine, cops, curse, cut, dying, firewood, firewoodie, gras, happy, hey, hiding, hope, house, inside, john, joke, maaaaaaate, munruben, phone, police, return, rings, station, time, warrandyte, wood, woodheap, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,044

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 03:47 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,233

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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Stolen credit card

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th November 2007 11:06 AM

allan, brazen, card, credit, dying, hope, matter, police, reporting, spending, stolen, thief, time, week, wife, wifes, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,229

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2007 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fugitive Ends Up In Alligator's Jaws

Started by Metal Head, 14th November 2007 07:54 PM

alligator, alligators, american, body, danger, dead, divers, ends, evidence, fleeing, foot, fugitive, indian, jaws, killed, lake, live, mans, mauled, miccosukee, parked, police, recovered, released, reservation, resort, sign, tribe, warning, week

Replies: 4
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 08:30 AM; by artme

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Stolen GPS Leads Police To Hideout

Started by Metal Head, 1st November 2007 07:45 AM

alerted, business, cat, contacted, curiosity, demonstration, development, doubt, equipment, fleetlink, funny, gps, griffith, hideout, killed, laugh, leads, location, manager, month, murray, outsmart, pack, plug, police, search, silly, stolen, thief, worth

Replies: 3
Views: 1,811

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 02:08 PM; by felixe

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Anniversary Present from the Police!!

Started by Rodgera, 6th October 2007 01:12 PM

anniversary, congratulations, day, driving, explained, handed, home, hury, late, officer, paper, police, present, proceeded, rushing, speeding, stopped, ticket, truth, warning, wife, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:12 PM; by Rodgera

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Juggling driver?

Started by munruben, 28th September 2007 04:20 PM

act, blazing, car, cop, couple, doubtful, drinking, driver, driving, flaming, fluid, giving, glad, juggler, juggling, lighter, masterfully, matches, performance, police, quit, slows, starts, stopped, test, torches, watch, wife, wow, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 02:50 PM; by rrich

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QLD smart as whips

Started by wheelinround, 27th September 2007 12:49 PM

bar, breathalyser, car, centimetres, drive, forward, horn, left, lights, minutes, moved, officer, park, patrol, police, pulled, qld, remained, reversed, road, slowly, smart, started, stationary, switched, tooted, vehicle, vehicles, waited, whips

Replies: 1
Views: 1,455

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 01:23 PM; by Barry_White

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cannibal joins the police?

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:07 PM

cannibal, force, grill, hear, joined, joins, police, suspects

Replies: 4
Views: 1,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:44 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Allan failed the police test.

Started by munruben, 23rd September 2007 03:03 PM

allan, car, chased, country, criminals, driving, exam, failed, force, hesitation, hour, join, miles, night, oral, police, process, replied, road, seventy, sixty, taking, test, wallan

Replies: 1
Views: 1,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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West Africa, gold and romance

Started by Wongo, 13th August 2007 04:48 PM

afp, africa, assistant, australian, bamako, canadian, commissioner, convincing, email, embassy, federal, gold, gregor, involved, kidnappers, mali, morris, negotiated, operation, police, ransom, rescue, rescued, romance, team, telephone, tim, west, yesterday

Replies: 14
Views: 1,846

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 11:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Ted

Started by funkychicken, 24th July 2007 09:46 PM

bag, banana, berries, billy, bush, bushgranger, bushgranging, compliments.”, dreamy, foe.”, goat, holding, joe, laura, looked, loot, police, replied, ruffling, spoke, supatroopa, ted, toe, toe.”, voice, “here, “honestly, “she, “you, “…”

Replies: 4
Views: 5,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2007 07:30 PM; by ernknot

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Lock 'em up and throw away the key or hang 'em.

Started by journeyman Mick, 25th July 2007 01:26 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bloody, conditions, dealt, draw, government, hang, impact, incarceration, individual, key, legislation, life, lifetime, lock, low, mick, paedophile, parole, people, police, punishment, reflects, rehabilitated, rights, satisfactorily, society, societys, throw, townsville, values

Replies: 44
Views: 5,488

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th July 2007 12:49 PM; by Glen

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You Made the News

Started by rrich, 15th July 2007 03:08 PM

$1000, ago, appears, blokes, board, california, chpies, cremation, diego, driver, famous, highway, incident, killed, mates, news, paid, patrol, pay, police, san, similar, stolen, tank

Replies: 12
Views: 2,110

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2007 11:26 AM; by silentC

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A blond moment

Started by munruben, 14th July 2007 09:42 PM

bag, blond, bottom, car, cop, cycle, driver, driving, duty, equally, exclaimed, found, handbag, handing, looked, luckily, mirror, moment, motor, officer, photo, picture, police, pulled, searched, speeding, started, ticket, tore, writing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2007 09:42 PM; by munruben

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an oldie but a goodie

Started by Sebastiaan56, 25th June 2007 08:50 AM

13th, blowing, bringing, car, catch, day, drivers, friday, goodie, heard, kmph, looked, minutes, monaro, nice, oldie, police, policeman, pulled, ran, reason, road, shift, sir, speeding, thinning, waited, walked, week, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2007 06:31 PM; by fred.n

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80 kph

Started by Tonyz, 8th June 2007 07:16 PM

80km/h, attached, cab, caller, company, dispatchers, driver, front, grille, guy, highway, kathy, kph, lodged, michigan, morton, police, pushing, red, release, ride, semi, sergeant, stepped, told, tony, truck, trucking, wheelchair, yesterday

Replies: 4
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 06:09 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Very droll

Started by craigb, 7th June 2007 04:12 PM

actions, admit, baby, bands, beatles-loving, beer, burglar, carry, chains, conscience, decided, droll, fine, hold, home, judge, life, listen, mccormack, night, police, run, sentenced, stole, thief, time, todd, wait, weight, witness

Replies: 0
Views: 1,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2007 04:12 PM; by craigb

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guess who I had a visit from!

Started by Kev Y., 24th April 2007 12:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1130, ache, amused, arrived, baffeld, breaking, brushes, certianly, crap, doors, fairies, fessed, guess, heart, hoping, indicating, kinda, left, locked, paint, painting, police, reported, rollers, save, smell, tools, touched, turps, visit

Replies: 18
Views: 2,671

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 10:04 PM; by Kev Y.

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Shooting Rabbits

Started by Grunt, 31st March 2007 03:06 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

.22, acceptable, acres, air, assuming, bit, burrowing, chris, concerned, eating, frickers, google, hunting, license, licensing, person, planting, poisons, police, property, rabbit, rabbits, requirements, rifle, shooting, size, tank, thinking, trees, water

Replies: 50
Views: 17,432

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2007 09:27 PM; by Article99

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How To get Around The London Underground Quicker

Started by Metal Head, 30th March 2007 10:59 AM

act, attempting, british, call, clip, concerned, dangerous, death, escalator, individual, injury, irresponsible, london, naive, network, passengers, police, quicker, reckless, resulted, serious, similar, spokesman, strongest, stupid, transport, tube, underground, urged, witnesses

Replies: 1
Views: 1,499

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:06 AM; by Gra

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A lovely story

Started by Daddles, 29th March 2007 02:57 PM

bicycle, bike, bikes, called, cops, crime, drunk, found, guy, hisako, home, japanese, koban, leave, lock, lovely, night, officer, police, station, stolen, stop, story, taguchi, thief, time, tokyo, told, train, yoshioka

Replies: 3
Views: 2,042

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 01:26 AM; by Schtoo

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Sex On The Job!!

Started by Metal Head, 27th March 2007 09:00 AM

alice, apologising, bedroom, bizarre, broke, bunn, burglar, burglaries, burglars, fleeing, footballer, funny, home, house, job, lindsay, mark, northern, past, police, ranks, returned, sex, springs, story, talking, territory, told, week, wildlife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2007 09:35 AM; by JackoH

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Police disarm man with chainsaw

Started by Grunt, 20th February 2007 12:52 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

age, arms, bloke, chainsaw, disarm, lost, man, police, poor

Replies: 26
Views: 3,112

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 09:23 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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short story

Started by thefixer, 4th February 2007 01:27 AM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2007 05:41 PM; by Black Ned

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More re-hashed internet tripe for Bleedin Thumb

Started by Jack Plane, 25th January 2007 02:48 PM

bleedin, boom, brother, buy, colin, cream, cricket, cross-eyed, day, doctor, doctors, driving, eyes, fat, finally, green, internet, kayak, left, note, people, police, pulled, rehashed, round, thumb, tripe, vet, walk, windscreen

Replies: 1
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th January 2007 08:51 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Top 8 Morons of 2006

Started by Breslauer, 23rd January 2007 07:56 AM

2006, bakersfield, bank, boat, check, desert, east, finale, fired, gun, hard, hour, hours, isabella, john, king, lake, lineup, located, marina, matter, money, morons, police, president, shouted, stand, summer, walter, water

Replies: 10
Views: 2,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 03:03 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Kyogle rock throwers

Started by Farm boy, 13th December 2006 08:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#####, addresses, bill, board, caught, cheers, crew, decided, greg, hear, hey, informed, jake, kids, kyogle, morning, parents, police, repair, rock, rocks, school, schools, throw, throwers, train, unfortunatually, windscreen, windscreenseek, winging

Replies: 16
Views: 2,998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 01:36 PM; by bennylaird

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Finally, an accurate accident report

Started by Daddles, 8th December 2006 11:14 PM

accident, accurate, alcohol, approaching, bridge, death, driver, dumbass, everclear, finally, highway, idiotic, investigators, jake, littered, marks, mills, motorist, occurred, partner, police, railroad, report, scene, stupid, stupidity, sundays, train, vehicle, zemke

Replies: 2
Views: 1,654

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th December 2006 07:55 AM; by Flowboy

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Quality NZ Police

Started by Tonyz, 21st November 2006 09:43 PM

16-year-old, 21-year-old, accidentally, afp, attempts, clumsy, constable, daughter, dispute, domestic, eventually, gun, hit, hitting, loading, mans, officer, pepper, police, policeman, quality, shot, son, spray, stun, succeeded, target, teenager, unintended, zealand

Replies: 7
Views: 2,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd November 2006 01:05 PM; by MurrayD99

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Last Will and Testament of a Cop

Started by Wood Butcher, 7th November 2006 07:42 PM

assist, bargained, cop, coppers, country, crown, equipment, home, hope, leave, malicious, officer, officers, plea, police, poor, promotion, prosecutions, set, solicitors, testament, time, training, walk, water, wave, wings, wishes, withdrew, worthy

Replies: 4
Views: 1,571

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:43 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Irish Joke

Started by rtfarty, 20th October 2006 06:52 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2006 06:52 AM; by rtfarty

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Great start to the day

Started by Rossluck, 13th September 2006 06:43 PM

blame, bowser, buckets, collingwood, dan, day, diesel, drums, final, fresh, fuel, great, happen, impatience, jumping, litre, litres, penny, police, pouring, pump, refill, start, supporters, tipped, truck, trundling, twenty, unleaded, worst

Replies: 7
Views: 1,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 04:56 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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