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It's no fun getting old

Started by MBM888, 9th October 2012 06:56 PM

beautiful, busy, dog, door, driveway, drunk, evening, free, fun, home, house, immediately, knocked, lives, living, love, night, nope, plans, replied, rushed, shes, single, street, strong, time, tonight, urge, watch, watched

Replies: 3
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th October 2012 10:55 PM; by chambezio

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my experience with an iPad

Started by MBM888, 3rd October 2012 12:01 PM

21st, bloody, borrow, century, experience, fly, hit, ipad, money, newspaper, newspapers, night, son, visiting, waste

Replies: 3
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2012 10:49 PM; by joe greiner

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Visit to Wallan from "Rodgera"

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd September 2012 10:19 PM

10.00pm, allan, carpet, doorway, floorshow, lifted, night, pub, replied, rodgera, unexpected, visit, walked, wallan

Replies: 3
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2012 07:37 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Newspaper?

Started by Rodgera, 14th August 2012 03:46 PM

Replies: 9
Views: 1,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2012 10:09 PM; by rhancock

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JOKES

Danish Oil problems...

Started by surfdabbler, 16th July 2012 10:24 PM

2400, 2nd, 3rd, 400, 600, cloth, coat, danish, dry, dusted, finish, grain, grit, hand, lustre, night, oil, orbital, problems, result, sanded, sanding, shelf, smoother, suggestions, surface, top, touch, wiped, wood

Replies: 3
Views: 3,630

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2012 12:47 AM; by walab

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FINISHING

Car Privileges

Started by Rodgera, 11th July 2012 11:55 AM

1130, car, dad, daughter, dead-panned, family-car, father, front, frowning, home, house, kitchen, late, mother, nervously, night, paper, paperboy, party, precious, privileges, putting, replied, returned, saturday, sweetheart, talk, teenage, time, tire

Replies: 1
Views: 1,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2012 03:52 PM; by opelblues

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JOKES

Grr, thieving mongrel drug addicts

Started by Acco, 30th June 2012 11:23 PM

addicts, bit, bloke, blokes, boss, broken, damage, drug, friday, gps, grr, home, ignition, jobs, mine, mongrel, night, overnight, picked, radios, replacing, sawmill, staying, switch, thieving, times, truck, units, week, wire

Replies: 11
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th July 2012 12:35 AM; by Waldo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Rich Blonde

Started by fenderbelly, 7th May 2012 03:20 PM

anger, automatic, blond, blonde, bmw, buys, calls, car, day, dealer, drives, driving, fool, furiously, gears, idiot, luck, maam, move, night, perfectly, question, replies, rich, send, sport, stupid, technician, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2012 02:38 PM; by Rodgera

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That'll fix them

Started by Acco, 28th April 2012 09:26 PM

9mt, access, action, afternoon, bit, bobcat, chain, damage, dead, decided, fire, fired, fix, green, live, log, neighbours, night, pile, prevent, rantoff, restrict, road, shire, snigged, speaking, thatll, valley, vehicle, watercourse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,291

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th April 2012 10:20 PM; by Scott

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Months to go before I Woodwork

Started by Christos, 18th February 2012 08:57 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

17th, allowing, beijing, bit, celsius, china, cold, degrees, flight, home, landing, left, minus, months, night, person, plane, post, power, recovered, return, sleep, stage, sydney, temperature, thermals, time, turbulence, wearing, woodwork

Replies: 98
Views: 9,585

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2012 09:30 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Differences.

Started by Heilander, 13th April 2012 11:32 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2012 11:32 PM; by Heilander

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stus not well

Started by fubar, 23rd March 2012 07:48 AM

blog, hope, http://stusshed.com, night, shed, stu, stus

Replies: 4
Views: 1,063

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2012 01:14 PM; by artme

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Inies and Outies

Started by artme, 17th March 2012 11:07 AM

ate, belly, button, dancing, dinner, floor, girls, gorgeous, haired, inies, night, outies, outy, singing, tahiti, tahitian, themdp, whle

Replies: 7
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2012 07:59 AM; by acmegridley

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

GOING TO: Up the coast, Bega to Coffs Harbour.

Started by Wood-waster, 4th March 2012 07:02 PM

11th, 12th, 9th, arrive, bega, coast, coffs, commodore, detours.2tsup, empty, fri, friday, happy, harbour, heading, leaving, march, monday, morning, night, resonably, returning, sat, sawtell, station, sunday, sydney, wagon

Replies: 0
Views: 2,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2012 07:02 PM; by Wood-waster

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MEMBERS TRANSPORT

Trust in husband

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th February 2012 09:24 PM

allan, bat, bedroom, darling, door, drink, entered, hard, headed, hitting, home, husband, kitchen, late, legs, magazine, night, parents, persons, quietly, reached, reading, sitting, sleep, submitted, time, trust, visit, wife, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2012 03:39 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Which oil finish for kitchen benchtops?

Started by Rusty, 9th March 2006 10:51 PM

benchtops, buy, called;, china, concensus, feast, finish, front, furniture, gather, kitchen, night, offer, oil, organoils, outdoor, owls, pretty, recommend, resistance, runners, rusty, straight, tomorrow, tung, two-pack, water, watson, wood, worst

Replies: 8
Views: 22,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th February 2012 06:25 PM; by annie wilson

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FINISHING

European bailout mechanism

Started by dakotax3, 8th February 2012 04:30 PM

100, bailout, bill, butcher, counter, credit, day, debt, euro, european, farmer, german, hotel, lady, local, mechanism, money, night, note, owner, pay, pig, proprietor, rich, runs, suspect, takes, traveller, upstairs, village

Replies: 4
Views: 1,591

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2012 05:25 PM; by rustynail

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JOKES

Another Newbie

Started by robba74, 29th January 2012 04:02 PM

attain, carving, cheersu, completed, forum, gear, home, hope, impressed, joined, newbie, night, oneday, project, quality, ran, site, standard, started, waitpinga, whittler, whittling, wife, yesterday

Replies: 5
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2012 07:55 PM; by Christos

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Front Door is bowed

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 24th January 2012 01:00 AM

100, 6mm, action, bowed, centre, concave, convex, difficult, door, front, guess, latch, length, lived, makes, night, notice, paint, plan, prefer, question, read, remedial, renovateforum.com, reply, straight, stupid, thread, time, whichever

Replies: 0
Views: 1,678

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2012 01:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Come to Australia

Started by munruben, 14th January 2012 11:12 AM

australia, australian, bear, boys, called, choir, christmas, cross, die, drop, english, forget, hippo, kings, list, milk, naked, night, plants, qcan, racing, send, south, sydney, trees, tuesday, usa, vienna, walking, website

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2012 11:12 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Those Satellites ?

Started by issatree, 2nd January 2012 07:50 PM

absolutly, ago, bay, beat, brightly, cliffs, cloud, conditions, east, grass, happy, hard, knots, late, lay, laying, net, night, north, pot, pull, rate, roughly, satellites, shining, stars, thinking, travelling, wait, week

Replies: 6
Views: 1,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2012 10:49 AM; by issatree

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Best last joke for 2011

Started by munruben, 31st December 2011 09:16 AM

2011, bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, crowd, drinks, erupts, famous, glee, guzzles, ham, house, joke, leaves, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, quaffs, rabbit, remember, time, toastie, toasties, walks

Replies: 5
Views: 1,594

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2012 07:47 AM; by jenno

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JOKES

My video to all

Started by jow104, 24th December 2011 08:53 AM

2011.avi, christmas, day, dec, happy, hope, john, meet, night, silent, video, youtube

Replies: 2
Views: 1,047

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2011 08:52 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Breathtaking images of Earth from Space.

Started by FenceFurniture, 15th November 2011 02:20 PM

asia, aurora, australia, australis, bay, borealis, breathtaking, california, canada, central, desert, earth, east, eastern, evening, halfway, hudson, images, middle, night, ocean, pass, philippine, sahara, sea, south, southern, space, united, view

Replies: 3
Views: 1,452

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2011 10:48 PM; by Twisted Tenon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Victorian Nurses Strike 2011

Started by Scott, 13th November 2011 09:32 PM

2011, abolish, action, amicable, arrangement, beds, care, faith, government, hope, introduce, mandatory, money, night, nurse, nurse-patient, nurses, paradox, patients, ratio, ratios, reading, risk, safety, stating, strike, unskilled, victorian, welfare, workers

Replies: 9
Views: 2,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2011 10:29 AM; by jimbur

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A big Rock.

Started by bluegum30, 8th November 2011 10:49 AM

,that, affect, aircraft, alter, astoriord, big, carbon, carrier, caught, conditions, earth, effect, feet, fly, heard, hit, intrest, living, mentioned, night, past, planet, rock, supposed, tax, tuesami, worry

Replies: 10
Views: 2,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2011 10:38 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dark + dog + glass door = . . .

Started by BobL, 1st October 2011 01:32 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bad, bar, bits, blood, bridge, cramp, cross, cuts, dark, dog, door, dripping, drunken, emergency, glass, head, hit, hobo, hospital, hurts, injuries, left, leg, metal, nauseous, night, nose, stand, street, swmbo

Replies: 31
Views: 5,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2011 11:52 PM; by ian

Forum:
SAFETY

Did I see this correctly??

Started by Bob38S, 20th August 2011 11:09 AM

bunnings, channel, concrete, correctly, drilling, fill, gardens, hang, hole, homes, hook, hung, infomercial, metal, mistaken, night, options, pipe, plant, plug, plugs, porch, pots, screw, series, spruce, surely, surfing, ther, wooden

Replies: 11
Views: 3,075

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2011 11:24 AM; by cookie48

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SAFETY

Lecture time

Started by Groggy, 3rd October 2011 07:07 PM

a.m, abuse, alcohol, body, effects, elderly, giving, human, late, lecture, night, officer, police, replied, smoking, staying, stopped, time, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,135

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2011 09:05 PM; by Sawdust Maker

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JOKES

Honest woodie

Started by Allan at Wallan, 1st October 2011 04:58 PM

1st, aboard, allan, answered, applied, boat, captain, change, club, deck, experience, fishing, honest, job, local, mate, mop, mopping, nicked, night, overboard, ran, sea, swept, wave, woodie, woodturning

Replies: 0
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2011 04:58 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Next door neighbour again

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2011 07:05 PM

allan, career, club, comedian, comedy, door, laughing, melbourne, neighbour, night, people

Replies: 1
Views: 1,251

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2011 07:55 PM; by rayintheuk

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JOKES

"Made for you" Exhibition, Brisbane - Anyone going?

Started by rhancock, 12th August 2011 09:48 PM

advertised, afternoon, brisbane, buying, carbatec, catalogue, complex, copy, create, dovetailed, dovetails, dream, exhibition, form, hand, incredibly, interpretation, local, lounge, love, made for you, night, planning, professional, simple, sunday, table, timber, woodwork, woodworkers

Replies: 3
Views: 2,478

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2011 08:15 PM; by skot

Forum:
EVENTS

DRE (Digital etc.)

Started by joe greiner, 13th September 2011 08:54 PM

center, cheers, complimentary, digital, dre, joe, local, moon.d, night, prostate, screening, september, urological, week

Replies: 0
Views: 1,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2011 08:54 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Woodwork is a piece of cake!

Started by I_wanna_Shed, 4th September 2011 06:14 PM

aiming, business, cake, cheers, cherry, dad, day, decorating, fathers, favourite, industry, jaffa, knocked, microbiology, mudcake, nathan, night, piece, redundancies, ripe, speak, starting, takes, wife, woodwork

Replies: 3
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 11:11 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My wife's birthday

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2011 03:45 PM

allan, aroma, birthday, coming, heck, home, magnificent, night, passed, past, restaurant, smelled, walk, walking, wife, wifes

Replies: 6
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2011 07:29 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Great Service

Started by skot, 23rd August 2011 11:44 AM

545am, abrasive, arrived, austpost, box, collected, company, email, gear, great, home, kerry, moment, morning, night, parcel, picked, prices, received, recommend, sandpaper, sandpaperman, service, sunday, time, tracked, tuesday

Replies: 0
Views: 2,953

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2011 11:44 AM; by skot

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Drinkin' n' drivin'

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2011 06:14 PM

alcoholic, allan, arrived, brushes, bus, buses, car, dinner, drink, drinkin, drinks, driven, drivin, home, jump, law, life, limit, night, note, people, ray, real, safely, surprise, wheel, wheelin

Replies: 4
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2011 02:04 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

How To Stop Church Gossip

Started by Cliff Rogers, 16th August 2011 12:27 AM

business, church, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, frank, front, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildred, mildreds, mistake, moment, night, nose, parked, pickup, quietly, silence, stared, stop, told, walked, words

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2011 09:11 AM; by Ozkaban

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JOKES

Night Fears

Started by rayintheuk, 24th July 2011 06:54 PM

awful, barman, bed, bought, bucks, cure, cured, cut, doctor, dollars, eighty, fears, happy, legs, local, lot, mere, money, night, pub, ray, rid, saved, street, ten, times, told, van, visit, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2011 10:55 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Maturity

Started by Woodwould, 12th July 2011 12:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arrived, authorities, brushes, bus, drinks, driven, home, incident, knowing, loud, maturity, night, odd, quiet, safely, smarter, soiree, surprise, wasted, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 2,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2011 10:14 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

lowest stress rate

Started by wheelinround, 10th July 2011 02:27 PM

airport, cane, cousin, days, doctors, emperor, fainted, illness, irish, lowest, medical, money, morbid, night, nitrates, node, offer, outpatient, pay, pelvis, person, rate, rates, roman, sick, staff, stress, table, tablet, terminal

Replies: 1
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th July 2011 12:17 AM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

This is wierd

Started by Grumpy John, 6th July 2011 09:51 AM

blowies, bottom, buggered, dead, dozen, dying, fly, found, half, home, melbourne, middle, night, recess, shower, sight, week, whatonearth, wierd, winter

Replies: 2
Views: 1,309

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2011 09:19 PM; by BRADFORD

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Last nights Forum Outage

Started by ubeaut, 28th June 2011 09:57 AM

bad, caused, cheers, february, fell, fixed, forum, guess, idea, load, memory, minutes, neil, night, nights, outage, pretty, rebooted, server, time

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2011 09:57 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Hot water heater recommendations please

Started by Woodwould, 20th June 2011 09:56 AM

135, died, expensive, figure, fourteen, gas, heater, hot, litre, moving, night, quotes, realistic, recommendations, replace, replacement, rheem, rule, shortly, similar, solar, systems, unit, varying, water, year-old

Replies: 8
Views: 2,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2011 12:54 AM; by Claw Hama

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Exterior Veneer Doors, What finish?

Started by Big Rick, 25th May 2011 11:46 PM

brought, call, cheaper, door, doors, experiencing, exterior, fine, finish, follows;, forgot, glass, leaking, makes, night, offers, oil, protect, protection, rain, reapply, seal, sense, tomorrow, updated, veneer, warranty, water, wiggle, wondering

Replies: 2
Views: 2,001

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2011 10:19 AM; by Big Rick

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FINISHING

PC Ethnic Joke?

Started by rayintheuk, 11th April 2011 10:28 PM

african, american, australian, bouncer, chinaman, club, egyptian, englishman, ethnic, fijian, frenchman, german, irishman, israeli, italian, japanese, joke, latvian, mexican, night, norwegian, ray, romanian, scotsman, singaporean, swiss, thai, turk, welshman, zealander

Replies: 3
Views: 1,345

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2011 07:53 AM; by Chesand

Forum:
JOKES

G'day

Started by BamBam53, 30th March 2011 07:42 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th April 2011 08:31 PM; by andrewr79

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

G'day! Not your usual new member.

Started by Julia, 31st March 2011 11:09 AM

0411715527, contact, couple, edit, excavator, found, free, friend, gday, guys, helpful, information, joined, late, leave, left, logs, market, member, monday, night, post, qld, section, trees, usual, visited, watson, woodworker, yesterday

Replies: 7
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2011 08:17 PM; by Bushmiller

Forum:
G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Very PC

Started by watson, 27th March 2011 05:55 PM

african, bouncer, bulgarian, club, correct, direct, door, ethnic, finn, german, greek, israeli, italian, jap, joke, lithuanian, minority, night, norwegian, pole, politically, racial, romanian, russian, serb, singaporean, south, swede, swiss, thai

Replies: 3
Views: 1,460

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th March 2011 02:11 PM; by Sawdust Maker

Forum:
JOKES

Sniffin' glue

Started by Rodgera, 15th March 2011 03:33 PM

beam, glue, illusion, illusions, impossible, mighty, night, optical, sniffin, sniffinthe, wooden

Replies: 3
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th March 2011 02:36 PM; by AlexHW

Forum:
JOKES

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