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Is this ageist??

Started by Jack Plane, 18th June 2007 03:53 PM

85-year-old, ageist, armpit, bring, called, count, day, doc, doctor, door, hand, hands, home, jar, knees, lady, left, male, marge, mouth, neighbor, patient, replied, semen, shocked, squeezin, teeth, wife, yearly, yep

Replies: 4
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2007 07:53 PM; by fred.n

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JOKES

comfortable dust mask- is there one?

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attaching, cartridge, cheakbone, comfortable, diving, dust, eyes, gogle, headache, hold, mask, mask-, masks, model, monn, mouth, nice, nose, period, piece, preasure, proper, scuba, seals, simple, thinking, time, trwin, valve, wear

Replies: 35
Views: 7,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:11 PM; by la Huerta

Forum:
SAFETY

Black Beast Down

Started by Daddles, 28th March 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appears, attractive, beast, bike, bit, bitumen, black, blood, brifter, cars, crossover, damage, damned, feel, final, fingers, front, gutter, km/hr, knees, light, mouth, prang, protected, quick, road, scrape, speed, started, traffic

Replies: 22
Views: 3,614

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2007 11:04 AM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Child-safe Finishes

Started by Knurl, 16th February 2007 09:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby-safe, babys, boards, boiled, brands, child-safe, childsafe, chopping, crappy, daugher, days, expecting, finishes, kitchen, lead-free, leaving, linseed, mention, moment, mouth, oil, orange, paints, safe, safety, sake, uneccessary, untreated, wood, wooden

Replies: 15
Views: 9,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2007 08:08 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Tennessee 10 Commandments

Started by Breslauer, 13th February 2007 11:16 AM

buddys, commandments, day, fellows, folks, foolin, gal, git, god, hankerin, honor, killin, kinda, king, meetin, middle, mouth, nice, nothin, plain, simple, stuff, sunday, ten, tennessee, translated, watch, yall, yer, yers

Replies: 7
Views: 2,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2007 08:36 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Complex compound cut

Started by peterbange, 3rd February 2007 04:09 PM

125mm, 75mm, birds, cardboard, channel, complex, compound, corner, corners, cut, cylindrical, deg, fit, flange, formed, geomtry, ideas, inside, make-up, mouth, peter, pfc, pfcs, required, steel, struts, sub-frame, template, trace, tube

Replies: 1
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2007 08:42 PM; by joe greiner

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Merry Christmas all

Started by Flowboy, 25th December 2006 05:04 AM

added, baked, bbq, cackling, christmas, crackling, crisp, day, die, flavourful, ham, hope, joy, kids, melts, merry, mouth, night, p.s, pickled, playing, pork, rob, salt, smooth, sparrow, swmbo, tender, traditional, watching

Replies: 13
Views: 1,786

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2006 04:19 PM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas with Louise

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2005 05:20 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, house, inflatable, left, louise, louises, love, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, santa, talking

Replies: 8
Views: 2,470

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:56 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Give us back the power to protect our property

Started by Munga, 9th December 2006 08:11 AM

catch, consequence, copped, hands, happened, home, kids, law, lecture, lights, lights.mad, mouth, officer, peoples, possibly, power, properly, property, protect, pull, shut, sign, signs, taking, throw, told, unable, walk, wife, wrong

Replies: 9
Views: 1,954

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2006 07:52 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oddities!

Started by Doughboy, 8th November 2006 02:25 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

anymore, beats, connected, cool, crocodiles, ground, heart, hop, inside, kangaroo, minute, mouth, oddities, pete, regrow, roof, set, shark, starfish, tail, teeth, time, tongue, touching, week, whales

Replies: 27
Views: 3,305

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 05:28 AM; by Flowboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

New Medication

Started by Jack Plane, 18th October 2006 04:14 PM

all-night, control, dare, desire, dry, effects, encouraged, hiding, include, karaoke, living, loss, medication, mind, mouth, naked, nursing, play, pregnant, rounds, shyness, sing, start, stop, strip, truth, twister, white, wine, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2006 04:31 PM; by bennylaird

Forum:
JOKES

Lightning Exits Woman's Bottom............

Started by Metal Head, 12th October 2006 08:06 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accident, appears, bathroom, bizarre, blast, body, building, burns, cleaning, damp, earthed, exits, impossible, lightning, mouth, rear, remember, rubber, sata, shoes, shot, shower, struck, tap, teeth, time, told, treated, wearing, woman

Replies: 29
Views: 3,508

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th October 2006 06:15 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,970

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Baaaaaaaaaar

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th September 2006 05:25 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2006 04:21 PM; by MurrayD99

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

Test for Dementia

Started by fred.n, 29th June 2006 07:48 PM

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughters, day, dementia, expresses, father, fourth, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, pair, person, question, shop, simple, sunglasses;, test, time, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st July 2006 01:54 PM; by sea dragon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 2,019

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Oh Bugga

Started by MathewA, 20th April 2006 07:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

100, backup, bugga, bugger, cats, data, dead, drive, external, formating, found, garage, hdd, hiding, imagination, laptop, machine, million, minutes, mouth, move, night, odds, orange, passed, storm, suffice, system, systems, time

Replies: 15
Views: 2,937

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2006 10:20 PM; by MathewA

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Onions

Started by Tankstand, 18th April 2006 08:02 AM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,577

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2006 03:40 AM; by Bob Willson

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Repairing a chip in rim of crystal goblet

Started by Knurl, 17th February 2006 10:03 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

advise, affected, anyones, bit, chip, crystal, cup, cutting, destroying, detectable, diamond, dremmel, gently, goblet, grind, job, line, lip, mouth, note, pictured, polish, repairing, rim, safe, surface, usable, valuable, waterford, wondered

Replies: 25
Views: 9,052

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 09:02 PM; by Knurl

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Wood and Shed dont mix!

Started by dazzler, 4th April 2006 10:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bandaid, bed, blade, clamp, coffee, cut, cutting, dazzler, deep, dusty, flu, home, hose, index, kitchen, lip, mix, mouth, punched, screwing, shed, slipped, started, straight, swmom, times, tooth.o, wood, wrappers, you&&&mad

Replies: 29
Views: 4,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 08:46 AM; by Markw

Forum:
SAFETY

Web hosting and web design

Started by namtrak, 13th February 2006 02:40 PM

assistance, business, cheers, decent, design, diyers, engineering, expanding, gallery, gratis, happy, host, hosting, mick, mouth, multi-national, online, operation, operator, photos, picked, provide, scheme, shop, sites, tool, undies, web, website, word

Replies: 4
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2006 05:25 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

2006 Darwin Awards

Started by Gra, 3rd February 2006 09:24 PM

200, 2006, awards, beach, bingham, binghams, bridge, cable, darwin, drinking, dug, dynamite, elephant, feet, foot, free, friedrich, hands, hour, jones, killed, lay, mouth, paderborn, people, person, riesfeldt, sand, tacoma, window

Replies: 9
Views: 3,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2006 04:15 PM; by Daddles

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JOKES

The honest wife

Started by Breslauer, 13th January 2006 08:14 AM

belt, car, control, cruise, detector, drinking, driver, fine, honest, husband, license, love, maam, mouth, officer, pocket, police, pulled, radar, seat, shut, sir, talk, ticket, wife, woman, writing, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,673

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2006 08:14 AM; by Breslauer

Forum:
JOKES

why is it so ?

Started by Zed, 1st December 2005 03:51 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

@r$e, arnt, aussie, bastard, cheers, editing, hey, intrinsically, mouth, nature, potty, register, robbo, sweariness, understand, words

Replies: 81
Views: 9,900

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th December 2005 10:35 AM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Chilli

Started by bennylaird, 8th December 2005 02:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th December 2005 02:39 PM; by bennylaird

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JOKES

for dads

Started by goat, 27th November 2005 12:31 PM

bed, booger, business, daddy, daddys, dads, daughter, devastated, eat, entertained, fingers, gonna, happened, honey, kid, kids, mouth, packing, playing, pretending, replied, returned, rushed, standing, staring, stuck, time, tiny, trip, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2005 09:41 PM; by goat

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JOKES

2005 Darwin Awards

Started by Driver, 6th November 2005 12:42 PM

2005, apparently, arrow, awards, bit, bushes, crashed, darwin, fence, friend, hawkins, hit, holly, hospital, hubal, knife, late, mouth, party, payne, pernicky, pickup, police, removed, roberts, runner-up, shorts, tower, tree, truck

Replies: 7
Views: 2,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th November 2005 09:09 PM; by biotechy2k

Forum:
JOKES

How to build a brick fence

Started by meerkat, 21st October 2005 08:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

brick, build, deep, fence, future, gate, it.o, metre, mouth, render, substance, suggest, suggestions, supporting, swmbo, thinking, yep

Replies: 15
Views: 14,266

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2005 09:14 PM; by savage

Forum:
BRICKWORK

I hate cigars

Started by craigb, 3rd October 2005 12:32 PM

$20, bil, bloody, brought, chest, cigar, cigars, clean, disgusting, eek, fine, hate, havana, lunch, matter, mouth, offended, rid, rolleyes, smoke, smoked, spurned, taste, teeth, times, whinge, yesterday

Replies: 10
Views: 2,679

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2005 09:07 PM; by savage

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Test for Dementia

Started by echnidna, 11th September 2005 07:22 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1000, add, answer, answered, bonus, buy, calculator, daughter, daughters, dementia, express, father, fourth, life, marys, mouth, nana, nene, nini, nono, nunu, overtake, person, question, read, scroll, simple, test, time, wrong

Replies: 19
Views: 2,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2005 11:18 PM; by joseph84

Forum:
JOKES

A Curry Tasters Report

Started by Phil Spencer, 6th September 2005 04:40 PM

appears, beer, bit, black, cayenne, curry, damn, eaten, feels, hint, hot, judge, judges, kick, lost, mild, mouth, note, paul, people, peppers, pouring, report, shirt, spice, stop, taste, tasters, tastes, tomato

Replies: 12
Views: 2,555

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2005 11:34 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Two hillbillies

Started by Wood Butcher, 27th August 2005 09:58 PM

bar, begins, breathe, butt, cheek, drawers, flies, head, heerd, hillbillies, hillbilly, hind, kin, lick, maneuver, mouth, obstruction, partner, quickly, seed, shakes, shocked, slowly, spasm, table, tongue, violent, walks, woman, yanks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th August 2005 09:58 PM; by Wood Butcher

Forum:
JOKES

Steve Irwin

Started by AlexS, 16th August 2005 11:23 PM

bar, beer, blonde, bottle, cheered, croc, crowd, delivered, drinks, fell, free, genitalia, genitals, hand, hard, head, hit, hush, irwin, minute, mouth, offer, pay, promised, removed, spoke, steve, stood, timidly, unscathed

Replies: 0
Views: 1,530

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 11:23 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Little Old Ladie

Started by Baz, 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM

ass, bad, care, children, country, declined, died, elderly, france, handing, honey, husband, iraq, korea, ladie, looked, maam, metro, mouth, politely, protester, protesters, stand, station, stick, touch, umbrella, war, woman, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd August 2005 08:46 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

Plumber for inner Melbourne - recommendations?

Started by transit, 11th May 2005 12:20 PM

brunswick, cheers, diligent, eek, fair, fantastic, gas, kilda, light, local, maintenance, melbourne, mouth, pages, paper, past, plumber, prices, pulling, reckon, recommend, recommendations, richmond, simple, starting, sth, usual, word, yarra, yellow

Replies: 1
Views: 1,909

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2005 12:40 PM; by Emaitchess

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Rhyming slang etc

Started by DaveInOz, 23rd March 2005 01:03 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

american, butchers, china, comment, eek, fill, friend, gday, gear, hammer, haveing, hook, house, i.e, knockometer, knockshop, laughing, mate, mouth, plate, rhymed, rhyming, screwdriver, seppos, short, slang, subtelty, timers, topic, whore

Replies: 45
Views: 6,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th March 2005 09:10 AM; by Peter R

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for Zed. :)

Started by Bob Willson, 15th March 2005 05:08 PM

check, climbs, crocodile, drink, dry, explains, falls, fell, finishing, helps, hey, joint, joints, jungle, lizard, matter, monkey, mouth, river, sits, sitting, smoke, smoking, stoned, swims, taking, tree, walks, water, zed

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2005 07:05 PM; by Zed

Forum:
JOKES

Tiling over ceramic tiles

Started by Don777, 25th February 2005 10:35 AM

advise, apartment, base, bathroom, bathrrom, ceramic, concrete, condition, cook, crow, current, days, dinner, don, floor, hard, heard, ideas, job, mortar, mouth, noise, people, replaced, slab, smashing, tile, tiles, tiling, vinyls

Replies: 8
Views: 5,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2005 12:27 PM; by Don777

Forum:
TILING

Alligator

Started by AlexS, 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,180

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd January 2005 07:07 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Toothache???

Started by silentC, 17th January 2005 01:23 PM

barely, brain, centimetres, days, denver, embedded, expected, eye, gun, hospital, ice, injured, injury, katerina, lawler, markey, metcalse, missing, mouth, nail, patrick, person, pretty, rare, realise, recovering, skull, spend, told, toothache

Replies: 6
Views: 1,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2005 03:12 PM; by silentC

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Guide to Zen

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:20 PM

ahead, bad, closed, day, days, double, experience, feet, fish, fold, follow, forget, gathers, guide, half, journey, judge, judgment, mile, money, mouth, pocket, quickest, remember, shoes, time, truth, walk, worth, zen

Replies: 3
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2005 03:35 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Let's test the theory

Started by Peter R, 29th November 2004 12:20 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

actions, affect, agree, campaign, canvas, charge, contribution, determine, emails, fix, folks, forum, lead, mouth, nation, national, peter, politician, produced, prove, reading, reckon, sections, send, society, support, test, theory, time, topic

Replies: 80
Views: 15,893

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2004 06:01 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Bragging

Started by Barry_White, 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2004 09:34 AM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

'armless

Started by Christopha, 5th November 2004 10:31 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,544

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2004 04:29 PM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
JOKES

water proofing turned jobs?

Started by TimberNut, 15th October 2004 12:46 PM

apply, bottom, buy, coating, coffee, concern, finish, glass, guys, hands, ideas, jobs, mouth, mugs, people, poison, pool, proofing, serious, spread, story, streak, timber, time, turned, user, vase, vases, water, wooden

Replies: 1
Views: 2,218

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2004 11:47 AM; by rsser

Forum:
FINISHING

Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM

action, bar, bartender, beer, blurred, buy, closed, confirm, dark, drinkers, empty, fallen, fault, feet, floor, front, glass, guide, guinness, house, mouth, shooting, space, symptom, tasteless, training, trouble, unusually, warp, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Don't have your mouth full when you look at this.

Started by Robert WA, 1st August 2004 10:09 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd August 2004 09:00 AM; by Dirty Den

Forum:
JOKES

Nick the Dragon Slayer

Started by Geoff Dean, 6th April 2004 05:34 PM

antidote, arrange, breasts, coins, cure, day, desire, dragon, gold, horatio, hours, itch, itching, king, kings, mouth, nick, obsession, payment, physician, powder, queens, quickly, saliva, satisfied, slayer, slipped, summoned, voluptuous

Replies: 1
Views: 1,876

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2004 06:08 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
JOKES

Little Johhny

Started by Baz, 14th July 2003 09:25 PM

agrees, amazement, bedroom, buy, dad, downstairs, father, horrified, johhny, johnny, life, months, mouth, mum, nagging, night, parents, procedes, refusing, replies, shut, sits, smacked, sofa, son, telly, warts, watching, wimbledon.d

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th July 2003 09:25 PM; by Baz

Forum:
JOKES

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