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BBQs can fix global warming!

Started by weisyboy, 24th July 2008 06:28 PM

add, animals, barbie, bbqs, becuas, chose, contrary, decided, eating, enviroment, fire, fix, funds, global, kill, meat, mother, nature, night, populte, raise, save, seams, stop, summer, tagile, vegetarian, warming, watchinf, world

Replies: 4
Views: 1,371

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2008 10:56 PM; by switt775

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

G'day from WA

Started by shaver59, 13th July 2008 01:14 PM

arrive, aussie, bandsaw, bigger, block, built, fingers, gang, gday, grandkids, hard, helps, house, insists, jigs, love, moment, mother, moving, planning, priorities, red, shed, smoke, space, stewie, unlimited, waiting, watch, wine

Replies: 10
Views: 2,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 09:21 AM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Leather Gear

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd July 2008 11:56 AM

batman, black, bras, chatting, coffee, dinner, dreams, engaged, gear, home, husband, kids, leather, looked, love, lover, married, mask, mistress, mother, night, outfit, stay, surprised, thongs, wear, wearing, wild, woman, women

Replies: 2
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd July 2008 06:14 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Does anyone know a way to search for death records.

Started by jonathanjones, 16th June 2008 06:05 PM

1985, birth, born, brother, brother’s, dad, databases, dates, dead;, death, information, initials, mother, records, search, split, stage

Replies: 3
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th June 2008 08:38 PM; by sharonstone

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Allan's Operation

Started by Barry Hicks, 7th June 2008 02:44 PM

allan, allans, attention, call, class, commotion, crotch, desk, hanging, investigate, itchy, lunchtime, mother, mum, noticed, operation, paying, penis, pick, principal, principals, replied, scratching, seated, sitting, squirming, stick, suddenly, teacher, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 02:44 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Blind date

Started by munruben, 2nd June 2008 11:11 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 04:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

The last word

Started by munruben, 3rd June 2008 11:15 AM

angrily, argument, buried, dance, day, grave, hope, law, mother, sea, word

Replies: 1
Views: 1,140

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2008 11:25 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Retraction Ray.

Started by munruben, 28th May 2008 07:01 PM

appliances, bought, chair, complained, electric, electrical, fitting, heater, kettle, law, loves, mil, mixer, moment, mother, note, ray, recently, retraction, rushed, serious, sit, spare, straight, visit

Replies: 5
Views: 2,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd June 2008 10:46 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

coupla cryptics

Started by Elbow, 21st May 2008 04:38 PM

Replies: 12
Views: 2,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th May 2008 10:07 AM; by munruben

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

Ray's holiday

Started by munruben, 26th May 2008 07:33 PM

airport, holiday, law, mother, pleasure, ray, rays, returned, trip

Replies: 6
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th May 2008 09:11 PM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,865

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Robot

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM

allan, barry, chair, clicks, clout, detecting, doubled, ears, guessed, hard, home, house, immediately, knocked, laughter, lie, lied, mates, mother, mouse, parents, replied, robot, school, son, teach, tommy, tommys, video, whacked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2008 09:51 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Viagra -The Wonder Drug

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th May 2008 06:23 AM

$10, $100, $110, bottle, cabinet, called, dad;, drug, expensive, found, kids, leave, medicine, mexican, money, morning, mother, overnight, pill, pillow, pills, replied, son, sons, strong, told, viagra, visiting, wife, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,382

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th May 2008 06:23 AM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Recomend sub floor ventilation fans

Started by jeffbo01, 8th May 2008 03:27 PM

$300, agline, air, block, brick, concrete, entire, expensive, fan, fans, floor, foundations, front, half, house, level, mention, mother, plastic, recomend, sandstone, sloping, subfloor, suck, surely, unrealistic, ventilation, vents, walls, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2008 03:27 PM; by jeffbo01

Forum:
FLOORING

Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,035

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

Forum:
JOKES

Farm Chores

Started by Dangermouse, 11th April 2008 10:52 AM

bacon, bowl, boy, breakfast, cat, cereal, chicken, chickens, chores, cow, cows, dry, eggs, farm, father, feed, halfway, kick, kicks, kitchen, live, milk, mother, pig, pigs, pissed, smile, tells, week

Replies: 1
Views: 1,469

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2008 12:17 PM; by The Bleeder

Forum:
JOKES

What tree isn't made of wood???

Started by aljenit, 12th March 2008 09:09 PM

1/2, believed, brother, canada.needless, england, excited, family, father, fathers, found, history, living, lost, mother, multiple, recently, rellies, researching, savoury/unsavoury, sort, southend, tree, tree.i, trees, wood, wooden

Replies: 13
Views: 1,999

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th March 2008 11:12 PM; by fenderbelly

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Little Tommy says sorry.

Started by munruben, 22nd March 2008 02:44 PM

dad, mother, mum, mummy, scolded, stupid, telling, told, tommy, tommys

Replies: 0
Views: 940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2008 02:44 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Incredible Memory

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th March 2008 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Mum Knows All

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th March 2008 12:22 AM

bed, days, dear, dinner, doubt, e-mail, email, flat, found, frying, house, love, mate, mates, missing, mother, mum, pan, peter, read, received, relationship, remains, sat, simon, sleep, sleeping, son, suspicious, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th March 2008 12:22 AM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

He's in bed

Started by Rodgera, 12th March 2008 10:29 PM

bed, boy, commendable, god, mother, night, prayers, precocious, rabbi, replied, six-year-old

Replies: 0
Views: 911

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th March 2008 10:29 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Olive Oil on Timber

Started by StrawParker, 8th March 2008 05:15 PM

1971, aerosol, alright, brands, chairs, cleaning, commercial, committed, ebay, fine, hmm, mortal, mother, oil, olive, parker, polish, purchased, recently, revamp, shocking, sin, suggested, table, teak, timber, top, treatment, wooden, wool

Replies: 6
Views: 8,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2008 01:08 PM; by DJ’s Timber

Forum:
FINISHING

Don't Argue with Children!

Started by wheelinround, 7th March 2008 04:09 PM

argue, beat, blood, boy, buy, children, class, commandment, copy, drawing, feet, girl, god, impossible, jonah, kittens, missing, mother, persuade, photographed, physically, position, replied, run, shes, swallow, teacher, thy, upright, whale

Replies: 1
Views: 1,115

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2008 11:04 AM; by funkychicken

Forum:
JOKES

New Boyfriend

Started by Rodgera, 19th February 2008 03:10 PM

500, appalled, appearance, boyfriend, brought, community, concern, confessed, count, daughter, dear, diplomatically, girl, home, hours, jacket, leather, meet, mom, mother, motorcycle, nice, night, parents, piercings, pulled, replied, service, tattoos, teenage

Replies: 3
Views: 1,153

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:11 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Where Do We Come From?

Started by Barry Hicks, 19th February 2008 02:49 PM

adam, ago, allan, answered, children, confused, created, dad, daughter, days, dear, developed, eve, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, monkeys, mother, mum, origin, question, race, returns, simple, told, woodie

Replies: 0
Views: 914

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 02:49 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

More Sorry Suggestions

Started by dazzler, 10th February 2008 10:52 AM

18 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 ... 18

add, apologising, army, behalf, born, channel, cheers, clothes, control, dazzler, excited, excuse, exiling, family, feel, free, grandfather, grandmother, hugenot, islands, land, list, mother, ring, short, stealing, suggestions, taking, uncle, wearing

Replies: 264
Views: 24,905

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2008 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sunlight damage repair

Started by FredChicago, 11th February 2008 06:12 AM

30+, change, cleaner/wax, cloth, color, cover, damage, dark, dining, doily, finish, furniture, household, ideas, lightened, moisture, months, mother, picked, remover, repair, satin, spaces, spouse, sunlight, suppose, table, transferred, type, visible

Replies: 2
Views: 1,464

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 08:01 PM; by MacS

Forum:
FINISHING

Why do brides wear white?

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 4th February 2008 04:20 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

appliances, bloke, boy, brides, church, curiously, daddy, father, helping, household, lived, meant, mother, mummy, opposite, purity, question, ran, relatives, replied, reply, shed, sight, sink, son, treated, unsure, visit, wear, white

Replies: 16
Views: 3,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 09:35 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

One for Zed

Started by Greg Ward, 21st January 2008 07:11 PM

age, difference, equal, foot, greg, half, hanging, length, monkey, mother, ounces, pounds, pulley, rope, times, weighed, weight, zed

Replies: 8
Views: 1,490

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 06:53 PM; by Greg Ward

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

My bad - English?

Started by Big Shed, 23rd January 2008 08:11 PM

8 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8

$10k, americanism, annoying, bad, btw, call, calls, daughter, days, duddy, english, explanation, expression, feesd, forum, found, googling, grandson, including, increasingly, language, mother, phart/fuddy, phartwink, pick, school, time, told, verb, wasting

Replies: 112
Views: 13,404

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 04:48 AM; by jow104

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Expecting

Started by MICKYG, 28th January 2008 07:41 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,018

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th January 2008 07:41 AM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Hitting the bottle

Started by Rodgera, 15th January 2008 07:36 PM

added, answer, bottle, child, daughter, four-year, hard, hitting, minister, mommy, mother, phone, rang, sauce, shes, struggle, talk, tomato, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th January 2008 07:36 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Bubba's Sister's Kids...

Started by Eli, 13th January 2008 07:01 PM

answers, beautiful, boy, boys, brother, bubba, bubba;, bubbas, caused, coma, deep, denephew, denise, doctor, dohno, expecting, fall, girls, guess, idiot, kids, months, mother, pregnant, replies, sister, woman, worst, wow, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2008 05:53 PM; by Eli

Forum:
JOKES

Bread making machine tripping out

Started by Rossluck, 31st December 2007 10:02 AM

barely, bought, bread, condition, cook, earth, elcb, element, experienced, garage, halfway, kicks, leakage, machine, making, mother, process, reaches, recently, run, sale, stage, story, suggested, swmbo, tested, throw, tripped, tripping, trips

Replies: 8
Views: 2,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 05:49 PM; by Simomatra

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Wooden baby

Started by powderpost, 30th December 2007 11:17 PM

baby, born, development, father, hard, jim, maternity, mother, night, pole, ward, wooden

Replies: 3
Views: 1,038

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2008 09:59 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

I would like to get a motorcycle

Started by Matt88s, 11th December 2007 12:52 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accidents, acclimate, adjusted, agree, bike, bit, convinced, crazy, cycles, death, fields, future, guys, hospital, idea, life, major, mental, mother, motorcycle, note, prejudiced, reaction, road, safety, strength, surprised, threaten, traps, week

Replies: 72
Views: 8,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2007 11:00 PM; by NewLou

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

dogs...not man's best friend

Started by dazzam, 19th December 2007 01:22 AM

afraid, allegations, arrives, christmas, colour, condition, days, deck, dogs, dogsnot, finance, friend, grey, impressed, law, laying, legitimacy, lighten, man, mans, minister, mother, nasty, overly, pedigree, product, re-finishing, short, stronger, war

Replies: 3
Views: 1,535

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th December 2007 09:12 PM; by dazzam

Forum:
FINISHING

Still alive!

Started by Landseka, 9th December 2007 08:28 PM

adelaide, alive, arriving, august, breathing, bulldust, bunbury, camped, care, christmas, coast, forward, inhale, lol, meningie, moment, mother, neil, pain, remember, replace, rest, road, share, shop, stop, talking, travelled, wednesday, workshop

Replies: 12
Views: 2,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2007 06:50 PM; by artme

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

My mum

Started by Shedhand, 5th December 2007 11:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologise, beautiful, born, brother, busy, died, drew, epoxy, family, guess, happy, hours, late, leon, lose, love, loved, matters, mother, mothers, mum, pained, painful, sat, shell, spirit, stronger, stuff, west, wink

Replies: 16
Views: 2,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 12:41 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Mum Ignored Baby's Broken Bones

Started by Metal Head, 30th November 2007 09:09 PM

$2003, baby, babys, bones, broken, care, caused, chest, child, court, daughter, fourth, fractured, hospital, injuries, injury, judge, kingham, limbs, medical, months, mother, mum, pregnant, ribs, sentencing, severe, told, weeks, woman$

Replies: 7
Views: 1,435

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 11:54 PM; by Metal Head

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Powder my nose

Started by Wood Butcher, 21st November 2007 08:58 AM

boy, close, excuse, girl, hanging, holds, leaps, lipstick, matters, mom, mother, nose, pee, playing, polite, powder, private, public, purse, remembers, restaurant, runs, sandbox, stepping, table, talk, told, washroom

Replies: 2
Views: 1,504

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:49 AM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

Alans present for his MIL

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 07:59 PM

alan, alans, beautiful, bought, chair, cord, law, loved, mil, month, mother, outlet, power, present, reach, send

Replies: 3
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 10:50 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

How was I born?

Started by pawnhead, 30th October 2007 04:43 AM

agreed, answers, appeared, born, boy, button, daddy, date, day, delete, discovered, download, drive, father, firewall, guess, hard, hit, late, male, months, mother, mum, pop-up, ready, secluded, sign, son, times, upload

Replies: 4
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 09:49 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

Unscramble for woodworkers

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th October 2007 06:20 PM

allan, decimal, dirty, dormitory, dot, dying, earthquakes, election, eleven, hitler, hope, law, lies, machines, meaning, mother, queer, recount, results, robbo, shake, similar, time, twelve, unscramble, us.oo, watches, woodworkers, words, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,037

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th October 2007 07:24 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

Breast feeding

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th October 2007 08:25 AM

allan, alleviate, arms, babe, baby, babys, breast, chewing, crying, damn, descent, ears, embarrassed, exclaimed, explained, fashion, feeding, gallantly, gosh, gum, head, hungry, landing, mother, nursing, pediatrician, pilot, pressure, shook, true

Replies: 3
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2007 10:04 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Family. What would we do without them?

Started by fenderbelly, 10th October 2007 09:55 PM

brisbane, brother, care, christmas, coming, divorce, divorced, family, father, forty, hate, hear, hung, life, missery, mother, paying, peter, phone, screamed, sick, sister, son, stage, sydney, talking, telephoned, wife, woodie, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,726

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2007 12:39 AM; by dennford

Forum:
JOKES

Sorry John

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th October 2007 09:55 AM

daughter, girl, jane, john, minister, mother, mummy, munruben, munrubens, replied, reply, school, spoke, sunday, told, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,704

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2007 07:43 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Two Irish woodies

Started by Barry Hicks, 2nd October 2007 05:45 PM

afterall, allan, bombay, drew, excuse, family, forum, happy, irish, john, level, looked, mick, mods, mother, note, nun, p1zz, pat, perverts, slowly, street, suppose, theresa, walked, walking, woodie, woodies

Replies: 4
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 09:57 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

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