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Why Get A Man?

Started by wheelinround, 29th October 2007 03:39 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 5,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th October 2007 03:39 PM; by wheelinround

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A Woodies Yarn

Don't drive with little old ladies.

Started by fenderbelly, 18th October 2007 03:06 PM

car, crossings, curb, direction, drive, duty, hitting, ladies, lady, lights, mechanic, missed, mph, narrowly, one-way, pedestrian, pedestrians, policeman, ran, red, returned, shop, sittin, smell, street, swerving, terrible, told, traffic, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,163

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 03:10 PM; by DJ’s Timber

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JOKES

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

For the Ladies

Started by wheelinround, 20th September 2007 10:23 AM

babe, bear, beautiful, beauty, bitch, call, charming, control, douse, embrace, flame, handle, hell, hold, individual, ladies, makes, means, ounce, proud, send, smile, speak, squash, stand, succeed, title, total, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 08:38 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

I don't know what to do

Started by Phil Spencer, 5th September 2007 10:06 AM

birthday, buy, car, company, dirty, hand, hapens, ladies, load, money, phil, ship, suggustions, tools, usung, wash, washed, wear

Replies: 8
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2007 11:22 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Glass Window Repairs

Started by Hootsmon, 17th August 2007 02:47 PM

6mm, aluminium, bad, beam, builder, canvas, cross, frame, frames, gentlemen, glass, issue, ladies, lot, lower, missus, opinion, panes, pics, portions, post, regency, reglaze, remove, repairs, replace, rot, sill, upright, window

Replies: 7
Views: 3,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th August 2007 04:42 PM; by Sturdee

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DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Cutting Around Metal Door Frame

Started by whizbang102000, 25th July 2007 12:38 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 4,803

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th August 2007 04:09 PM; by rod1949

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FLOORING, DECKING, STUMPS, etc.

Thinking aloud....wondering...

Started by kekemo, 22nd May 2007 12:32 AM

active, aloud, aloudwondering, appriciated, bbq, contact, demo, engine, enquiry, events, folk, friends, hosted, keen, kekemo, ladies, left, listed, lovely, meet, meeting, met, minded, necessarily, search, thinking, type, ubeaut, wondering, woodworker

Replies: 6
Views: 1,769

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd May 2007 09:49 PM; by celeste

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Floor finish

Started by Gino, 9th April 2007 12:31 AM

alternative, apprieciated, aware, ecconomical, filler, fillers, finish, finished, floor, gap, gents, gino, issue, ladies, laying, multitude, norm, oak, odd, pros, putting, secondary, suggestions, tas, thankyou, thiners, thread, varnish, wood, wooden

Replies: 7
Views: 1,987

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th April 2007 01:29 AM; by Gino

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FINISHING

Big Project

Started by Felder, 15th December 2005 04:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

13/12/05, 7.30am, ago, baby, begun, big, born, brilliant, charlotte, child, concur, croft, dad, extremely, feeling, felder, finished, gentlemen, job, ladies, months, project, rest, share, smilingddddddddddddd, start, stop, swmbo, whilst, wife

Replies: 26
Views: 4,130

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2007 12:17 AM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

One for the ladies

Started by pawnhead, 6th January 2007 03:59 PM

black, bringing, decker, forums, ladies, news, noticed, offering, range, starting, suit, tools, women, woodies

Replies: 5
Views: 1,904

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2007 06:15 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

Pen mark on coffee table

Started by Gino, 9th November 2006 05:26 PM

appreciated, assume, called, cleaner, coffee, comments, daughter, eucalyptus, fire, friend, gents, gino, goof, ink, ladies, mark, mine, oil, orange, pen, product, remove, shell, suggestions, suggetions, table, trouble, varnished, wooden, wrote

Replies: 7
Views: 2,237

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th November 2006 11:01 AM; by Bob38S

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FINISHING

One for the Ladies

Started by Baz, 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM

animals, bed, class, garage, girl, hand, jackass, jaguar, ladies, life, mink, mom, pay, raised, row, teacher, tiger

Replies: 0
Views: 1,410

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd November 2006 07:23 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

The 7 menopausal dwarfs

Started by Phil Spencer, 30th October 2006 08:31 AM

dwarfs, initials, ladies, license, menopausal, pms

Replies: 0
Views: 2,050

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 08:31 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Oh dam

Started by John Saxton, 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM

avocado, aware, bring, bucket, bunch, coming, crocodile, dam, deep, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, fruit, holding, ladies, leave, mango, moralold, naked, planted, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, trees, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2006 11:50 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

A hazard sign no shed should be without

Started by HappyHammer, 6th September 2006 02:37 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,271

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th September 2006 10:23 PM; by Purpleheart

Forum:
SAFETY

Four Catholic Ladies

Started by Phil Spencer, 15th August 2006 08:50 PM

bishop, cardinal, catholic, children, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, god, gorgeous, grace, hardbodied, hung, ladies, male, people, priest, replies, silence, sips, smiles, smugly, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,519

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 09:39 PM; by Bob Willson

Forum:
JOKES

Slow Golf

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 25th July 2006 10:22 PM

bit, boss, complained, decides, determined, excellent, finish, fired, game, golf, head, held, joe, ladies, mistress, phil, play, playing, preparing, round, shook, short, slow, speed, started, stopped, wife, women, world, wrong

Replies: 1
Views: 1,377

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 10:32 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

One afternoon at the Royal...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:02 AM

afraid, afternoon, allowing, bartender, bartenders, beard, breathed, continued, couple, fingers, forefinger, gently, hair, hand, hands, ladies, lip, managed, message, mouth, paper, popping, royal, running, slyly, soap, suck, toilet, towels, whispered

Replies: 2
Views: 2,055

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:54 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

U Beaut and ethics!!

Started by Iain, 18th May 2006 10:15 AM

applied, beaut, burnt, called, desire, devalue, eee, ethics, experts, finish, finished, french, furniture, gentlemens, hard, ladies, natural, opinions, paintbrush, passion, piece, plain, polishing, polymerisedsp, product, question, shellac, token, traditional, wax

Replies: 11
Views: 2,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 09:25 AM; by Iain

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FINISHING

quick thinking

Started by doug the slug, 13th April 2006 12:09 AM

afternoon, bucket, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, feed, female, fruit, gather, grove, habit, held, huddling, immediately, ladies, leave, naked, observed, property, quick, replied, secluded, stage, surrounded, thinking, till, trees, trespassing, walk

Replies: 0
Views: 1,507

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2006 12:09 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

Ladies and Gentlemen: Time please.

Started by RETIRED, 25th March 2006 10:30 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apply, astounded, attacks, bat, check, checked, cocked, deleted, gentlemen, half, hastily, idea, ladies, manner, original, person, personal, post, posting, posts, remember, rep, reply, replying, reverted, rules, score, slather, thread, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,133

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th March 2006 07:04 PM; by ozwinner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

NSW Racial tension.............

Started by martrix, 11th December 2005 11:22 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

amazing, bashed, debate, forward, gentlemen, guess, healthy, hold, incapable, independant, ladies, lifesavers, live, malleable, mentality, minds, mob, mushy, nsw, process?confused, racial, real, result, society, steps, swell, takes, tension, transparent, worth

Replies: 141
Views: 20,977

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2006 08:00 PM; by martrix

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

BEER Map of America - For our US friends . . .

Started by Pat, 14th February 2006 08:14 PM

america, american, australia, based, beer, fawning, fora, friends, germs, google, http://beermapping.com, humblely, ladies, link, map, maps, pleasure, smarties, viewing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2006 12:05 AM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bowed kwila hand rails

Started by Rubber, 21st November 2005 01:49 PM

1.8m, 3.2m, 30mm, 68m, amount, boiling, bow, bowed, concrete, direction, flat, flexible, hand, handrails, install, installed, jack, kwila, ladies, lengths, maxbe, months, pouring, push, rails, similar, storing, waist, water, weights

Replies: 4
Views: 2,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2005 09:31 PM; by Bodgy

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LANDSCAPING, GARDENING, OUTDOORS

Baz's Farmer back !

Started by dean4, 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM

avocado, aware, baz, bucket, coming, courts, crocodile, dam, deep, farmer, fast, feed, fixed, frowned, heard, holding, horseshoe, ladies, leave, mango, moral, naked, presence, shouted, skinny-dipping, slow, swim, walk, watch, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,420

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2005 09:51 AM; by dean4

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JOKES

It sort-of looses in the translation

Started by Breslauer, 14th August 2005 12:53 AM

bangkok, bar, black, blueberries, cemetery, confusing, forbidden, forest, green, guests, hotel, instance, ladies, lady, leave, lobby, looses, mam, office, ranger, red, restaurant, ripe, sex, sign, sortof, special, swiss, tokyo, translation

Replies: 0
Views: 3,884

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2005 12:53 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

Genuine announcements

Started by doug the slug, 21st July 2005 11:18 AM

announcements, apologise, bad, baker, beggars, carriage, close, delay, door, doors, gentleman, gentlemen, genuine, home, ladies, line, means, move, news, pass, passengers, pause, smoking, street, stuck, time, train, underground, understand, wearing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,476

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2005 11:31 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Good night Ladies

Started by craigb, 15th May 2005 11:24 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,173

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th May 2005 11:24 PM; by craigb

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Ladies Shoe Survey

Started by joez, 9th February 2005 06:37 PM

22/44, basic, business, complete, firstly, girlfriends/wives, guage, helping, idea, importing, joe, ladies, leather, link, markets, p.s, performax, preferences, promised, sander, selling, shoe, shoes, survey, swmbo, tastes, tia, wife, wrong

Replies: 14
Views: 2,707

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2005 03:24 PM; by gemi_babe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

One for the Ladies on the Board

Started by Barry_White, 22nd December 2004 02:28 PM

board, e-mail, folder, husband, instruction, ladies, mail, manuals, reading, rename

Replies: 0
Views: 1,109

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2004 02:28 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

In the spirit of Christmas 1

Started by outback, 12th December 2004 02:04 PM

a-milking, birds, christmas, condemned, cordially, cows, crap, day, dear, dearest, delivered, door, geese, gift, gwen, house, ladies, love, maids, mccallister, miss, neighbours, night, pipers, postman, racket, richard, sleep, spirit, stop

Replies: 0
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2004 02:04 PM; by outback

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JOKES

Smoke Alarm

Started by Chesand, 19th November 2004 08:53 PM

age, alarm, box, camel, condom, condoms, cut, day, delicately, embarrassed, fainted, fit, hobbled, home, ladies, lady, local, matter, nursing, pharmacist, pharmacy, preferred, pulled, putting, rain, replied, request, smoke, son, started

Replies: 1
Views: 1,675

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2004 12:12 AM; by soundman

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JOKES

New Member.

Started by Shaun04, 28th October 2004 09:03 PM

accept, age, ago, alot, bowls, building, cheese, coffee, days, fellas, finished, guys, hey, hope, ladies, lathe, learn, log, love, member, mum, plates, posting, shaun, signed, stuff, table, time, weekend, yas

Replies: 11
Views: 3,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2004 12:20 AM; by vsquizz

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Old Age

Started by vsquizz, 15th October 2004 11:30 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,260

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th October 2004 11:30 PM; by vsquizz

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JOKES

Typical! (WARNING!!)

Started by Christopha, 24th September 2004 06:23 PM

arm, assistant, bottle, called, cherylyn, counter, david, fink, french, girls, innit, jones, ladies, moi, offers, perfume, pick, port, power, sample, shazza, smell, sniff, stage, store, takes, typical, viens, walk, warning

Replies: 4
Views: 2,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2004 09:05 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

One for the ladies.... may offend some guys

Started by gemi_babe, 7th September 2004 01:12 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

.hey, batteries, chorus, confirmation, cos, door, gonna, guys, handful, hash, hell, hey, hit, inches, ladies, latex, life, nude, offend, pick, prick, referees, run, sex, survive, thrive, track, waving, wee, winky

Replies: 24
Views: 4,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2004 10:50 AM; by Rowan

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A blind man enters a ladies bar

Started by Ian007, 18th August 2004 08:25 PM

220, bar, bartender, belt, black, blind, blonde, declares, enters, explain, feet, girl, gonna, head, joke, karate, ladies, lady, lifter, man, nah, professional, shakes, sitting, tall, times, wanna, weight, woman, wrestler

Replies: 1
Views: 1,908

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2004 09:22 PM; by Ben from Vic.

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JOKES

One for the Ladies.

Started by Ben from Vic., 9th August 2004 09:57 PM

bit, feeling, ladies, lonely, night, pillow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2004 09:57 PM; by Ben from Vic.

Forum:
JOKES

To seal or not to seal...............

Started by ozwinner, 18th June 2004 06:06 PM

alright, assembly, bits, cheers, float, floating, glue, ladies, lots, panels, prior, project, rails, sanding, seal, sealing, shellac, starting, stick, styles, titebond, wondering

Replies: 3
Views: 2,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2004 01:53 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

Toy Plans

Started by Hort5, 31st May 2004 11:05 PM

basic, buy, car, carry, enthusiasm, humour, interrupting, kids, ladies, line, lots, ni-vanuatu, peoples, plans, sense, sites, sugestions, tools, toy, xmas

Replies: 8
Views: 3,241

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2004 01:44 PM; by bitingmidge

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Getting Old II

Started by Baz, 30th April 2004 08:12 PM

barely, buy, car, demonstrated, driving, elderly, gentleman, guy, hands, hat, intersection, killed, ladies, lady, light, lights, madam, mildred, onions, passenger, penny, piece, ran, red, remarked, replies, row, sitting, wind, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,391

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th April 2004 08:12 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

For the man who has NEARLY everything

Started by Kev Y., 20th April 2004 09:18 AM

answer, buying, gift, ladies, life, man, special, trouble

Replies: 3
Views: 1,706

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2004 08:33 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
JOKES

The Gladiator

Started by Iain, 10th January 2004 10:30 AM

100, address, alright, apologise, audience, biggus, blood, booing, calling, chase, crowd, deflowered, dickus, failed, gates, gentlemen, gladiator, grasp, happened, hostile, ladies, manager, minutes, morning, performance, pleased, poor, promised, rehearsals, situation

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2004 10:30 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

My God

Started by Baz, 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM

bishop, bodied, cardinal, catholic, children, chirps, coffee, discussing, eminence, fourth, friends, georgeous, god, grace, hard, ladies, male, penis, people, replies, silence, sips, son, stripper, subtle, tells, walks, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,427

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2003 05:47 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

Headline

Started by Driver, 30th December 2002 05:17 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,374

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2002 05:17 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

signs

Started by Gino, 10th November 2002 11:39 PM

advantage, advertisement, bed, behaviors, chambermaid, children, desk, elevator, front, graves, hong, hotel, hotels, invited, japan, job, ladies, leave, manager, office, paris, requested, rome, rules, sign, signs, smoke, tokyo, water, yugoslavia

Replies: 1
Views: 1,558

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2002 09:55 AM; by Iain

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JOKES

the old farmer

Started by ken yates, 12th October 2002 12:41 PM

age, alligator, aware, basketball, coming, court, courts, deep, farmer, feed, fixed, ladies, laughing, leave, moral, naked, pond, presence, properly, replied, shaped, shouted, skill, swim, swimming, treachery, triumph, watch, women, youth

Replies: 0
Views: 1,335

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2002 12:41 PM; by ken yates

Forum:
JOKES

Repairing worn bathroom sink counter top

Started by barrysumpter, 19th September 2002 05:20 PM

barry, bathroom, club, counter, damaged, entire, finish, holmesglen, joins, ladies, preparing, proud, repair, repairing, sand, seperated, seperating, sink, suggestions, sumpter, top, triton, tritoneer, woodworkers, worn

Replies: 2
Views: 2,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2002 12:44 AM; by barrysumpter

Forum:
FINISHING

Ever been short changed ?

Started by Eastie, 7th June 2002 03:53 PM

$10, $27, $29, $30, 2002.], 27+, boy, bus, changed, decides, dollar, dollars, eastie, edited, effectively, hands, hotel, june, ladies, lady, manager, message, minutes, paid, pocketed, rate, realises, short, ten, [this

Replies: 5
Views: 2,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2002 09:39 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

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