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I want to introduce myself.

Started by Schummie, 15th September 2008 03:28 AM

anymore, australia, bed, brings, community, country, crazy, don’t, easy, hat, heart, henrie, hope, introduce, job, lot, magazines, netherlands, pain, pitiful, reduction, saving, story, subscription, tools, website, websites, wheelchair, whit, woodworking

Replies: 8
Views: 1,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2008 10:45 AM; by Schummie

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Good Health Program (hillarious)

Started by Shrek3, 13th August 2008 09:05 PM

advantages, advice, animal, bad, beer, bigger, bodies, body, eat, exercise, food, foods, fried, fruits, good, health, heart, hillarious, life, live, mineral, participating, program, ratio, regular, sit-ups, source, vegetable, vegetables, wine

Replies: 1
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 04:40 AM; by bsrlee

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JOKES

Correct profession

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2008 09:00 PM

allan, asthma, attack, attitude, comments, correct, dealing, doctor, enthusiastic, evil, finally, frightened, heart, impressed, joke, male, maternity, note, nurses.no, nursing, patients, profession, relax, sick, spoil, started, student, ulcers, ward, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 06:28 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Get to the heart of it

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd June 2008 11:39 AM

allan, chunk, clicks, club, comment, demo, difference, forumites, grabbed, green, heart, home, lump, mouse, northern, piece, pith, rowie, talk, teach, thit, ugly, wood, woodturners, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 2,640

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2008 09:26 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Danish Oil and water

Started by plindsay, 18th June 2008 03:02 PM

bathroom, beautiful, bricks, built, coats, colour, coping, danish, frame, glass, heart, hold, ocassional, oil, overcoat, polurethane, polyurethane, recently, resort, rimu, solution, splash, staining, steamy, suggest, tung, water, window, wondered, wood

Replies: 1
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th June 2008 03:28 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
FINISHING

Purple Heart Problem

Started by trevordog, 6th May 2008 09:06 AM

advice, appreciated, bright, building, colour, durable, finish, heart, impressive, influence, information, natural, past, pieces, problem, purple, reddy/purple, retain, timber, trevordog

Replies: 8
Views: 2,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2008 11:28 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
FINISHING

True compassion

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 11:27 AM

accident, apologies, bad, bedside, business, car, coma, compassion, day, dear, failed, failing, fill, fired, gently, health, heart, house, lost, luck, months, motioned, nearer, sat, smiling, started, stayed, support, true, warmth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,155

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 12:34 PM; by Batpig

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JOKES

Heart problems

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th May 2008 03:32 PM

allan, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, chirpy, clicks, days, doctor, gorgeous, happy, heart, hot, lady, mama, mouse, murmour, problems, replied, street, strutting, teach, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,094

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 03:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Mechanic v Doctor

Started by Claw Hama, 11th May 2008 09:03 PM

baby, basically, bucks, car, debakey, dis, doctor, engine, famous, fancy, finish, grind, heart, hearts, kitten, leaned, loudmouth, mechanic, michael, morris, ork, purr, running, service, standing, surgeon, valves, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 1
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 12:00 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

You are what you speak

Started by wayfarer, 4th April 2008 09:55 AM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, cheese, conclusion, drink, eat, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, foie-gras, french, germans, heart, kills, literature, lot, lots, nutrition, red, sausages, speak, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 3
Views: 1,500

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 12:33 AM; by tea lady

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JOKES

Meatybite Diet

Started by ravlord13, 3rd April 2008 08:44 PM

ass, bites, buy, car, complete, diet, dog, door, enthralled, feel, food, guy, hard, heart, hit, hospital, hungry, laughing, line, meaty, meatybite, mention, middle, nutritionally, practically, staggered, story, stupid, time, told

Replies: 5
Views: 1,693

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th April 2008 07:43 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

A cut above

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:35 PM

angeles, ass, balls, brains, chimes, construction, cut, easiest, electricians, fourth, guts, guys, head, heart, inside, interchangeable, left, los, observed, operate, patients, politicians, shut, spine, surgeon, understand, washington, workers, wrong, york

Replies: 0
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:35 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

heart attack (almost!)

Started by Terrian, 19th March 2008 05:04 PM

$320, $350, $695, 1/4, 12m, approx, attack, charge, copper, days, fittings, gal, gas, heart, home, hour, job, join, labour, meter, normal, orig, original, pipe, plumbers, price, replacing, sort, test, ticket

Replies: 6
Views: 2,412

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st March 2008 07:48 AM; by Terrian

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Mixed messages

Started by Rodgera, 18th March 2008 10:36 PM

car, child, daughter, doctor, follow, footsteps, girl, heart, instrument, left, mcdonalds, messages, mixed, picked, playing, pre-school, seat, spoke, stethoscope

Replies: 0
Views: 1,245

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2008 10:36 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Ray in the jungle

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:39 PM

747, advantage, africans, bird, broken, chief, dance, die, easy, harm, heart, jet, jumbo, jungle, kill, looked, menacing, quick, ray, situation, sky, skyward, spoke, stared, stopped, stumbled, tribe, war, wheelchair, wild

Replies: 1
Views: 1,574

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2008 09:18 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Doctors

Started by fenderbelly, 1st March 2008 12:08 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 10:00 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

Stain match

Started by bigstik, 15th January 2008 05:44 AM

advice, appreciated, color, dining, embarkement, finding, forum, greatly, heart, joining, legs, match, nick, online, overcome, picked, planing, projects, purple, ready, roll, scale, sort, stain, start, stores, table, wondering, wood, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 2,804

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 01:01 AM; by bigstik

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FINISHING

Pollies

Started by MICKYG, 11th February 2008 08:19 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,261

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2008 10:20 PM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

A Heart is Required

Started by MICKYG, 6th February 2008 09:48 AM

attack, attorney, attorneys, belongs, bleeding, brought, choose, decision, doctor, heart, hearts, hospital, live, luck, mikewink, quickly, required, responds, runs, social, tells, transplant, wait, worker, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,073

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2008 09:48 AM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Brain Dead

Started by MICKYG, 30th January 2008 10:04 AM

attorney, brain, breathing, certificate, check, coroner, cross-examining, dead, death, defense, desk, guess, heart, jar, law, listen, mans, murder, practicing, pulse, signed, sitting, somewhere.rollrollroll, trial

Replies: 1
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 12:05 PM; by bobsreturn2003

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JOKES

Rocker's Heart is in the right place!

Started by bitingmidge, 29th January 2008 06:45 PM

2tsup2tsup2tsup, artery, basically, bit, chair, cheers, destruction, email, fantastic, heart, hell, hospital, legs, looked, luck, morning, news, perfectly, phone, place, poke, progress, recovery, rocker, shave, short, time, videos, weekend, weeks

Replies: 11
Views: 2,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2008 10:47 AM; by prozac

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Jammed chainsaw

Started by Cliff Rogers, 10th January 2008 09:58 AM

artery, attack, bar, blood, caused, chainsaw, chest, clot, croc, crossed, damaged, dec, died, e-mail, fingers, hard, heart, hold, jammed, life, limited, lucky, mths, palm, pretty, pulled, resultant, started, tree

Replies: 6
Views: 3,696

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 06:25 PM; by echnidna

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SAFETY

Hot mamma!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th January 2008 07:36 AM

annual, arm, careful, check-up, cheerful, clock, club, days, doctor, golf, gorgeous, hearing, heart, hot, john, mamma, miles, munruben, murmur, ran, replied, street, time, walking, woman

Replies: 1
Views: 1,086

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2008 08:28 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Healthy eating

Started by m2c1Iw, 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, conclusion, drink, eat, eating, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, healthy, heart, italians, kills, literature, lots, nutrition, red, research, sausages, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,118

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM; by m2c1Iw

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JOKES

Heart surgery

Started by artme, 11th December 2007 06:45 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

17th, advice, andpraise, bit, bypass, depression, dispense, double, downddd, feel, greenslopes, heart, iam, monday, private, spot, surgery, ticker, top, worry, year.oo

Replies: 57
Views: 6,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 12:39 PM; by Scally

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

The Chippy's lament

Started by Dennis Millard, 6th December 2007 09:39 PM

beneath, chippy, chippys, craftsman, drill, fall, filled, finish, follow, hands, head, heart, hold, lament, limed, master, mine, oiled, ooo-----cd.f.m.07, painted, pine, plane, polished, rest, screwed, strong, time, toiled, trees, type

Replies: 2
Views: 1,262

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 08:31 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Priceless

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 05:10 PM

ambulance, arriving, attack, bloody, crossing, death, demanded, experience, figured, front, god, heart, home, hospital, killed, live, love, months, operation, path, priceless, pull, recognize, released, replied, street, table, time, tummy, woman

Replies: 10
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 10:31 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Heartfelt Funeral Service

Started by fenderbelly, 4th November 2007 09:32 AM

amen, car, closed, coat, door, eating, funeral, gathered, genesis, glory, heard, heart, heartfelt, hold, lord, lunch, poured, praise, preached, proper, putting, revelation, septic, service, soul, taking, tanks, twenty, walked, workers

Replies: 1
Views: 1,104

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2007 03:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Y'know,,, Dave!

Started by pawnhead, 23rd October 2007 02:56 PM

assembled, attack, balcony, boss, bush, catch, cruise, cruises, dave, doubts, eye, final, fly, frigs, happened, heart, house, implores, leave, masses, paramedics, pope, popes, replies, rome, surrounded, tom, vatican, white, yknow

Replies: 3
Views: 1,493

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2007 05:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

North Shore Hospital

Started by Terry B, 4th October 2007 03:34 PM

administration, anesthetists, asshole, bitter, cardiologists, decided, decision, gas, hands, heart, hold, hospital, idea, left, madness, matter, north, physicians, pill, plastic, podiatrists, proctologists, psychiatrists, radiologists, shore, step, surgeons, swallow, wash, water

Replies: 1
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 06:15 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Barry Burgess 0f the UK

Started by jow104, 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM

attack, barry, burgess, cliff, died, forum, france, heart, holiday, list, posting, printed, time, ubeaut, understanding, whilst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,643

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 03:29 PM; by K_S

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Funerals

Started by Jedo_03, 7th September 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,572

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 03:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

DIY Vanity Plates and More

Started by joe greiner, 14th August 2007 11:57 PM

alas, canada, diy, dymo, edible, fonts, generator, heart, heart-shaped, joe, label, license, lot, maker, mimics, mints;, moment, plastic, plate, plates, pretend, prison, strip, tiny, tombstone, unavailable, usa, vanity

Replies: 3
Views: 1,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 05:01 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Advanced Medicine

Started by Barry_White, 4th August 2007 02:07 PM

advanced, american, country, doctor, german, germany, guys, half, heart, house, idiot, israeli, kidney, lung, medicine, outdone, person, russian, texas, weeks, white

Replies: 4
Views: 1,307

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2007 06:34 PM; by weisyboy

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JOKES

I guess that I'm getting to be that age...

Started by rrich, 27th June 2007 04:41 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

9-1-1, age, bill, cardiologists, chest, co-pay, damage, day, deal, drugs, ekg, engineer, guess, heart, home, hospital, immediately, inserted, leg, levels, loml, message, money, pains, reason, saturday, screaming, shop, stent, toponin

Replies: 25
Views: 3,408

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2007 11:19 PM; by ernknot

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

the Festool that ate my finger

Started by Shedhand, 20th December 2006 09:39 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1st, aid, ate, attack, awful, blood, bloody, carcasses, covered, drilled, drove, dug, festool, finger, floor, god, grass, heart, hed, hospital, init, jinxed, kit, lovely, mess, nice, oak, rest, sprayed, white

Replies: 15
Views: 4,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2007 02:13 AM; by Shedhand

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SAFETY

I got a Domino for my Birthday!

Started by bitingmidge, 31st May 2007 08:25 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

active, age, ahem, beloved, birthday, bless, bought, cheers, domino, dominoes, errr, heart, keeping, life, metal, minds, peoples, playing, read, retirement, systainer, technically

Replies: 21
Views: 3,016

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2007 11:33 PM; by Gumby

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A Sad Farewell

Started by HoutBok, 4th May 2007 07:55 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

behalf, board, brain, brian, dead, decision, farewell, forum, happy, hardest, heart, heavy, hours, houtbok, husband, learnt, leigh, lot, machines, mentioned, months, pleasant, regard, sad, spent, stroke, suffered, told, typing, wednesday

Replies: 34
Views: 5,551

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 05:20 AM; by HoutBok

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

guess who I had a visit from!

Started by Kev Y., 24th April 2007 12:08 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1130, ache, amused, arrived, baffeld, breaking, brushes, certianly, crap, doors, fairies, fessed, guess, heart, hoping, indicating, kinda, left, locked, paint, painting, police, reported, rollers, save, smell, tools, touched, turps, visit

Replies: 18
Views: 2,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2007 10:04 PM; by Kev Y.

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

one foggy night

Started by goat, 21st March 2007 11:06 PM

bathroom, bottle, breath, bump, bumping, casket, clapping, clappity-bump, coffin, coming, cough, desperate, door, faster, foggy, gasps, head, heart, home, locks, night, pounding;, reeling;, runs, sobbing, stops, syrup, terrified, throws, walking

Replies: 2
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd March 2007 11:52 AM; by Daddles

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JOKES

[Wo]men & Men

Started by Bob38S, 20th March 2007 09:46 AM

attack, attention, beautiful, clever, continue, feeling, female, frog, heart, husband, joke, kazam-shes, listen, male, men, mess, mine, moral, readers, richest, stop, story, ten, times, trap, wishes, woman, women, woods, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2007 10:36 AM; by Krazee

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JOKES

Who Would Want To Be a Paramedic!!

Started by Metal Head, 24th February 2007 09:48 PM

“when, ambulance, attack, bathroom, calling, chest, children, daisy, died, ecg, electrocardiograph, heart, husband, kirkland, life, oxygen, pain, paramedic, received, richard, saved, service, staffordshire, stairs, stupid, symptoms, test, told, tom, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:48 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Cutting Timber Venetians

Started by Timmo, 29th January 2007 05:27 PM

bit, bits, blade, change, cheap, clamp, convinced, cut, cutting, drop, experiences, gday, hand, heap, heart, idea, inch, neighbour, picked, rang, sharp, split, suggested, suggestions, timber, touch, venetians, wide~

Replies: 5
Views: 4,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2007 09:59 PM; by Timmo

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

just a few to mebbe smile at

Started by John Saxton, 9th January 2007 08:24 PM

bucks, cardiologist, chair, childs, class, doc, engine, finish, fourth, garage, heart, hey, inside, manifests, mebbe, mechanic, mom, mother, motorcycle, observed, obsession, operate, professor, rag, semester, smile, surgeon, wrote

Replies: 0
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2007 08:24 PM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Vale Barry Burgess

Started by Gumby, 8th January 2007 08:23 AM

attack, barry, barrys, burgess, condolences, contributer, died, family, forum, friends, greatly, heart, input, message, miss, morning, news, notice, original, pass, post, posting, sad, section, sincere, suddenly, time, triton, vale, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:23 AM; by Gumby

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

crazy old song titles

Started by Tonyz, 17th December 2006 04:16 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

baby, bird, breaking, changed, crazy, day, deere, field, flushed, fly, head, heart, hurts, jesus, john, kill, leave, life, love, mama, miss, nose, oil, paradise, ring, shes, silver, song, stop, titles

Replies: 16
Views: 3,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2006 08:55 AM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Death Before Dishonour

Started by John Saxton, 14th December 2006 08:48 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, die, died, dishonour, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, heart, heaven, horrible, house, keeled, looked, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 08:48 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Victorian Bushfires

Started by Big Shed, 13th December 2006 11:04 AM

bad, bendigo, blanketing, bushfires, cheers, easier, fighting, fire, fires, firies, fred, heart, heroes, hope, imagine, job, morning, people, preparations, real, season, smoke, starts, supposed, thick, unsung, victorian, woke, xmas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2006 11:06 AM; by Gra

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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