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Looking for my Wife

Started by Ozkaban, 20th August 2008 02:29 PM

chees, coincidence, collide, dark, dave, desperate, excuse, guys, hair, legs, mind, moving, shes, supermarket, tall, trolleys, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 2,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2008 05:22 PM; by chrisrjones5456

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JOKES

White mark on Polyurethane finish table

Started by sibbu, 21st August 2008 04:29 PM

amateur, attacked, botch, buy, cent, china, cloth, covered, easy, expect, finish, hair, hubby, imported, knotts, mark, option, pieces, pine, polyurethane, product, remove, repair, sanding, sheen, stain, stuff, table, top, white

Replies: 2
Views: 4,082

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2008 12:35 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
FINISHING

G'day everyone. Anyone from Geelong here?

Started by CarpenTERRIFIC, 21st August 2008 07:51 PM

absolute, bobs, catch, check, craftsmen, falling, forums, gday, geelong, grey, gunna, hair, helping, job, labs, learn, methods, moment, occasionally, options, qualified, quickly, stuff, subbies, tech, timer, tradies, views, worth, yas

Replies: 1
Views: 1,722

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 11:35 PM; by Ed Reiss

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Getting a hair dryer through customs

Started by wheelinround, 12th August 2008 09:10 AM

afraid, ahead, answer, confiscate, customs, date, declare, designed, dryer, father, favour, floor, hair, head, honest, instrument, laughter, limits, marvellous, official, priest, question, roaring, strange, top, unused, waist, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 02:05 AM; by ss_11000

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JOKES

What a world

Started by wheelinround, 7th August 2008 09:46 AM

1.54am, 3.625kgs/8lbs, 52cm/21in, baby, boy, christian, daddoh, dddddthen, eldest, fair, fil, grandad, hair, health, laid, life, mathias, mum, photo, pop/me;, rest, son, torment, tuesday, wife, world

Replies: 11
Views: 2,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2008 10:59 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Mop brushes

Started by GJB, 31st July 2008 04:21 PM

alternatives, applying, bristles, brushes, camel, cheers, gidday, hair, mop, obtain, sable, shellac

Replies: 2
Views: 1,874

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st August 2008 11:27 AM; by GJB

Forum:
FINISHING

The Virtues of a Good Haircut

Started by Rodgera, 16th July 2008 07:47 PM

answer, casual, comment, elderly, employed, extol, good, guy, hair, haircut, insisted, makes, mane, mature, middle-aged, recently, section, shaggy, stump, supervisor, virtues

Replies: 0
Views: 1,215

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2008 07:47 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Lawyers

Started by Barry Hicks, 3rd July 2008 09:31 AM

Replies: 8
Views: 1,792

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 01:42 AM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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JOKES

new BMW

Started by weisyboy, 12th June 2008 08:23 PM

13th, 150, afraid, baught, bloke, blue, bmw, cop, day, decided, driving, excuse, fast, feel, flashing, friday, guy, hair, heard, hit, lights, paperwork, ran, red, shee, shift, situation, spin, week, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 1,295

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:23 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

If you got a linisher - do me a favour?

Started by Clinton1, 3rd June 2008 11:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accuracy, achieve, appreciative, ashamed, bees, belt, bit, block, centre, decimals, easier, equates, essential, favour, fence, forget, hair, left, linisher, measured, measurment, piece, preferably, pubic, sand, sander, square, timber, tolerance, wood

Replies: 16
Views: 4,124

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2008 10:57 PM; by ian

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

High School Metaphors

Started by Rodgera, 24th May 2008 10:59 AM

accidentally, centipede, dog, duck, gently, hair, high, hurt, hurts, kph, lame, left, leg, legs, metaphorical, metaphors, missing, office, pavement, phil, plan, real, rusted, school, shut, simple, tongue, traveling, unlike, wall

Replies: 3
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th May 2008 07:28 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

First Kiss

Started by Rodgera, 20th May 2008 02:28 PM

ahead, air, blue, button, confidence, crying, dad, darling, disheveled, favorite, girl, girls, hair, hand, hell, intercom, kiss, leans, light, loud, pajamas, pleeeeease, porch, risky, sister, sleepy, smiling, takes, voice, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2008 02:28 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Worlds easiest quiz !!!!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 6th April 2008 11:56 AM

airplane, animal, answers, atlantic, black, box, brush, camels, canary, celebrate, chinese, colour, commercial, correct, easiest, finch, george, gooseberries, hair, hundred, islands, king, named, october, purple, quiz, revolution, russians, vis, worlds

Replies: 10
Views: 2,717

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 07:28 AM; by Sweet16

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Definitions

Started by Ozkaban, 6th May 2008 12:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,389

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 08:10 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Old Gentleman

Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM

bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,525

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Redhead

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st April 2008 04:53 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,177

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:02 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Barry's Hair Cut

Started by wheelinround, 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM

barry, buzz, cents, checked, clerk, cut, fifteen, futuristic, hair, haircut, hands, head, inserted, looked, machine, manicured, perfectly, pulled, read, salesman, service, sign, slot, spin, started, stuck, trembling, unzipped, withdraw, wives

Replies: 0
Views: 1,190

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd April 2008 09:54 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Do you know

Started by wheelinround, 28th January 2008 04:45 PM

alka-seltzer, apply, bacteria, boil, cats, cup, cure, dab, day, dog, drop, drops, glue, hair, healing, honey, infections, instantly, kills, listerine, mix, oil, pain, relief, rust, skin, splinter, tract, urinary, vinegar

Replies: 6
Views: 3,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 08:57 PM; by DavidG

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HINTS & TIPS

Momento

Started by Ashwood, 29th February 2008 09:01 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 07:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Patching Plaster wall over very old plaster

Started by aspenglow, 16th February 2008 09:59 PM

answer, diy, fix, forgive, gyprock, hair, horse, money, normail, patch, patching, people, plaster, pull, question, replace, save, sheets, techniques, wall, walls

Replies: 4
Views: 2,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2008 07:26 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
PLASTERING

The Deck

Started by Spider Webb, 7th February 2008 09:35 PM

$1200.00, 50m2, around.lol, building, council, day, deck, digger, extension, finished, hair, heaps, knowing, learning, losing, merbau, outdoor, peoples, pics, plans, post, ppe, rain, reading, site, swms, t/p, time, work.2tsup, worker

Replies: 4
Views: 2,393

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th February 2008 09:46 PM; by Spider Webb

Forum:
DECKING

Dream Job?

Started by wayfarer, 26th January 2008 10:56 PM

annual, apply, assistant, bloke, card, centre, darwin, desk, dream, examination, foam, gynaecologists, hair, job, jobs, lie, nether, oils, pubic, queue, ready, regions, replied, rub, salary, shave, shaving, soothing, sorts

Replies: 1
Views: 1,437

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th January 2008 09:58 AM; by OLDPHART

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JOKES

Just Joking of Course

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 08:57 PM

;bno, age, application, centrelink, chest, curly, disability, dropped, excitedly, experience, grin, hair, home, joking, license, office, pants, processed, proof, revealing, security, shirt, silver, social, told, unbutton, verify, wife, woman, “that

Replies: 2
Views: 1,424

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2008 09:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Dog Hair

Started by Phil Spencer, 13th December 2007 01:45 PM

arms, bicycle, chemist, cleaned, couple, days, deodorant, dog, dogs, ears, either;, fine, found, hair, hear, lady, legs, month, nair, neighbour, pay, proceeded, remover, reoccurring, rub, schnauzer, shave, stay, vet, week

Replies: 5
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2007 08:51 PM; by Woodlee

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JOKES

Suposedly true but lifted from elsewhere

Started by malb, 1st December 2007 07:12 PM

bathroom, body, bottom, butt, cold, covered, foot, friend, glued, god, hair, half, hoo-ha, hot, kids, lifted, melt, normal, pull, sealed, shut, strip, strips, stuck, suposedly, toilet, true, tub, water, wax

Replies: 2
Views: 1,280

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:43 PM; by scooter

Forum:
JOKES

Dishwasher problems

Started by DionM, 13th November 2007 10:57 PM

5yr, appreciated, bit, curve, dicey, dishwasher, door, f&ps, flushly, forum, hair, hold, hope, installation, installed, latches, leak, leaks, lost, metal, past, photo, plate, problems, screws, seal, shut, tearing, water, weird

Replies: 1
Views: 1,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:27 PM; by seriph1

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Anal optic nerve

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th October 2007 09:09 PM

anal, anus, body, bring, called, connects, eye, eyeball, giving, hair, human, life, nerve, optic, outlook, people, pulling, responsible, tear

Replies: 5
Views: 2,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 01:22 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Poll: Men only poll!

Started by journeyman Mick, 8th April 2007 11:53 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

akubra, beat, cancers, cap, done/will, forehead, friction/rubbing, hair, happening, hat, hat/cap, impact, increasing, lose/lost, loss, men, mick, nice, noggin, option, outdoors, poll, pretend, real, stage, stop, times, wear, wearing, when/if

Replies: 86
Views: 31,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 11:20 PM; by reeves

Forum:
POLLS

Two retired woodies

Started by fenderbelly, 1st October 2007 08:54 PM

aches, age, albert, baby, bench, centre, elderly, feel, hair, new-born, pains, pants, retired, retirement, sitting, teeth, tree, wet, woodies, yep

Replies: 1
Views: 1,148

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2007 12:28 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Female Economics

Started by wheelinround, 26th September 2007 11:47 AM

$50, $50+, charges, colours, cut, decided, doh, door, dressers, due, economics, economy, false, fees, female, fil, flamin, gov, grow, hair, loml, mil, mine, reach, rises, saving, sundrie, thin, top, waist

Replies: 7
Views: 1,732

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 03:06 PM; by astrid

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

The Haircut

Started by Phil Spencer, 12th September 2007 04:46 PM

argument, baptist, bible, boy, car, cut, dad, decided, disappointed, father, grades, hair, haircut, hed, jesus, john, moment, moses, notice, noticed, paused, real, replied, samson, son, strong, studies, studying, thinking, walked

Replies: 4
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 05:18 PM; by outback

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JOKES

A few for the kids.

Started by munruben, 11th September 2007 10:49 AM

call, dance, ghosts, hair, home, kids, moaners, scare, skeletons, spray, time, watch, witch, witches

Replies: 6
Views: 1,587

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:12 PM; by Calm

Forum:
JOKES

Cracks in shower floor - leaking?

Started by demuire, 19th August 2007 09:20 AM

cleaner, corners, crack, cracks, downstairs, dry, dryer, floor, grout, grouting, hair, house, installed, joists, leaking, membrane, never-ending, noobish, noticed, owner, previous, questions, re-done, renovation, set, shower, supply, vacuum, water, waterproofing

Replies: 11
Views: 4,149

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 08:38 PM; by bricks

Forum:
BATHROOM & TOILET

Not Sure if this is a problem with Newly Sanded/Coated Timber Floor

Started by RenoGirl, 4th May 2007 01:31 PM

$400, advice, appreciated, business, coating, company, completely, compounded, couple, expected, filled, floor, frustration, hair, head, knots, missed, newly, p.s, picky, piece, problem, renogirl, renovation, sanded or coated, spots, stuck, timber, topcoat, week

Replies: 12
Views: 3,543

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st July 2007 05:18 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
FLOORING

Toast to Tokey...Farewell friend..

Started by kekemo, 15th June 2007 12:15 AM

alert, beautiful, brushing, buckets, coat, dearest, fabulous, farewell, friend, hair, hear, hills, home, knocking, link, miss, missed, moulted, posts, reticulation, rich, solinoids, sounds, summer, taught, toast, tokey, tokeyfarewell, unbelieveable, winter

Replies: 12
Views: 2,059

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th June 2007 01:38 AM; by Glenn_M

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Shopping Cart Accident

Started by joe greiner, 16th May 2007 12:18 AM

accident, attention, blue, boobs, box, cart, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, hair, joe, legs, matter, paying, pushing, red, shes, shopping, shorts, store, tall, tight, wearing, white, wife, woodworkers, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Getting Old

Started by Grunt, 20th April 2007 10:19 PM

baby, bathroom, commode, commodores---, fall, feel, fifty, gore---, hair, harem---, hear, helen, kidney, leo, leslie, liver, lose, napping, nelson---, paul, procol, reddy---, sayer---, shade, simon---, snore, temptations---, times, whiter, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,682

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2007 10:05 AM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

Beware the DC......

Started by Iain, 15th April 2007 10:02 AM

absolutely, bangs, beware, clippers, college, cut, day, dear, dust, flex, hair, head, hell, hose, inside, learned, oster, pretty, shop, stand, sweet, swipe, time, top, trim, trip, walked, wife, wifes, woman

Replies: 5
Views: 2,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2007 09:22 PM; by watson

Forum:
JOKES

Warning.

Started by RETIRED, 9th February 2007 12:26 PM

bathtub, bedtimes, bloody, close, computer, dangerously, delete, dryer, forbidden, hair, hard, leave, mattresses, message, milk, nair, people, pillows, plugged, refill, remove, rogaine, seat, send, sex, skim, tags, toilet, warning, windows

Replies: 2
Views: 1,852

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th February 2007 02:32 PM; by Howdya do that

Forum:
JOKES

Woman's Dictionary

Started by WoodGirl, 22nd January 2007 11:03 PM

anytime, black, card, coloring, coming, create, day, dictionary, dinner, dresser, duplicate, forget, hair, half, hardware, hare, hole, lips, lipstick, list, lucky, magician, similar, space, stor, store, style, woman, womans, writing

Replies: 10
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 06:12 PM; by CameronPotter

Forum:
JOKES

42.....

Started by Iain, 8th January 2007 11:39 AM

age, cereal, choose, claus, driver, fall, fibre, food, forget, friends, growing, hair, health, hold, inside, jogging, learned, licence, mandatory;, middle, money, optional, pants, piddling, preservatives, santa, success, time, toy, truths

Replies: 4
Views: 1,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:17 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

What'd I Drop That For?

Started by echnidna, 2nd January 2007 08:23 PM

,clothes, acrylic, boy, clothes, drop, dropped, enamel, fortunately, gun, hair, half, hands, happy, hosed, house, job, lacquer, machine, paint, pot, spray, straight, tap, threw, washing, whatd, worse

Replies: 9
Views: 1,344

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 08:51 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

My facial hair is getting tougher

Started by Tiger, 30th December 2006 07:23 AM

awful, barbers, bathroom, blade, blades, cheaper, couple, disposable, facial, hair, happening, hardened, hit, longevity, lot, mind, miss, permanently, pull, quality, razor, sharpening, start, steel, straight, strop, terms, thin, time, tougher

Replies: 13
Views: 2,168

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2006 09:55 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Typical Men

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th November 2006 07:09 PM

bloke, blokes, blonde, blue, coincidence, collide, crop, desperate, eyes, feet, guess, hair, inches, jubblies, legs, matter, men, paying, pushing, shopping, shorts, supermarket, tall, tiny, top, trolleys, typical, wearing, wife, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,336

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 07:09 PM; by Phil Spencer

Forum:
JOKES

Metaphors For The Ages

Started by ryanarcher, 9th October 2006 04:53 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ages, boxes, country, dog, duck, eclipse, fell, gently, hair, heart, hummingbirds, john, lame, left, lived, mary, met, metaphors, mph, nancy, neighborhood, p.m, pavement, pinhole, shots, solar, spoke, suburban, teachers, teeth

Replies: 15
Views: 3,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2006 01:55 PM; by ryanarcher

Forum:
JOKES

Did You Ever Stop and Wonder

Started by Barry_White, 2nd October 2006 09:32 PM

alphabet, apes, baby, blind, brain, bum, buy, call, cells, corn, dogs, eat, flat, flavour, food, forever, hair, idea, lethal, money, oil, opposite, people, person, road, stop, stuck, twinkle, women, word

Replies: 3
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2006 05:25 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

Forum:
JOKES

Moved: The hair institute - scammers!!

Started by rob123, 5th September 2006 11:56 AM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2006 06:26 AM; by Rocker

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spa in hob has movement

Started by Carlos, 16th July 2006 10:50 PM

adhesive, bead, betwen, cement, guys, hair, held, hob, hope, mortar, movement, plastering, question, rim, rip, secure, set, sheets, silicon, siliconed, sitting, spa, spa/hob, spas, spas-hob, steped, thinking, tiles, time, type

Replies: 1
Views: 1,837

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th July 2006 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
KITCHENS, BATHROOMS, THEATRES, etc

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Moved: The hair institute - scammers!!