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Thank God for friends

Started by artme, 5th March 2009 10:33 PM

assistance, barking, caused, couple, couples, excuse, friends, frustration, generosity, god, health, heavier, humbled, mad, moment, munruben, offered, owe, pasho, pay, protests.u2tsup, reply, special, tireless, weekend, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 2,536

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th March 2009 08:32 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Life Explained

Started by Phil Spencer, 4th March 2009 10:05 AM

agreed, bark, cow, created, day, dog, eat, eighty, enjoy, entertain, explained, family, forty, god, human, information, life, makes, monkey, play, sit, sixty, sleep, span, sun, support, ten, time, tricks, twenty

Replies: 0
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2009 10:05 AM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Tragic News

Started by fenderbelly, 21st February 2009 05:51 PM

afraid, appeared, attack, beating, brain-dead, cheeks, clasped, cried, dear, doctor, drove, elderly, emergency, family, god, hands, heart, liberal, massive, news, sadly, scrubs, shock, suffered, tragic, wait, wearing, wife, wildly

Replies: 4
Views: 1,311

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2009 10:25 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Barry and Alan again

Started by munruben, 19th February 2009 01:38 PM

alan, apple, apples, barry, bowl, buffet, chocolates, church, delicious, dish, god, gods, huge, line, luncheon, massive, meal, remember, sign, table, wallan, watching

Replies: 4
Views: 1,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th February 2009 10:22 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Paradise Lost - Paradise Found

Started by viiking, 14th February 2009 11:48 AM

acceptable, age, built, connection, distinct, eyesight, forum, frustration, future, generational, god, hands, hope, house, kidding, knowledge, lead, learn, lost, pages, paradise, passion, pottering, pretty, properly, starting, tools, trembles, wood, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 1,542

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2009 10:27 PM; by Wooden Mechanic

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Victorian Bushfire Tragedy

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 12th February 2009 03:00 AM

break, bushfire, comfort, condolences, console, eternal, family, fires, friends, god, grief, heart, losses, lost, peace, perished, pets, pity, property, read, receive, renovateforum.com, rest, sincerest, suffered, thread, tragedy, tragic, victoria, victorian

Replies: 0
Views: 1,127

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th February 2009 03:00 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Goodbye big guy

Started by GEEHARD, 23rd January 2009 01:51 PM

advice, anonynimity, beautiful, big, bout, conversations, coz, crazy, family, g.c, god, goodbye, grit, gunna, guy, hope, love, miss, natures, peace, purposes, replica, respect, school, stocked, style, true, wood, woodworking, workshop

Replies: 4
Views: 1,406

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2009 08:57 PM; by Groggy

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

G'day from a newbie

Started by Wazza K, 13th January 2009 11:39 PM

act, active, advice, age, arts, boating, camden, enjoyed, family, forum, forward, gday, god, google, industrial, joined, motorcycles, newbie, posts, reading, reminding, school, searches, sydney, teach, times, visited, warren, western, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 1,596

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2009 12:56 PM; by jerryc

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Just fo John & Allan

Started by Rodgera, 13th January 2009 09:34 PM

allan, difference, eyesight, forget, fortune, god, grant, john, people, prayer, run, senility

Replies: 2
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2009 10:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Something to look forwards to. !!!!!!

Started by fenderbelly, 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM

60-year, awe, bathroom, call, called, commented, day, exclaimed, fine, forwards, george, georges, god, incredible, janis, light, night, normal, peeing, physical, physically, poor, refrigerator, relationship, results, smith, tests, true, wife, wow

Replies: 0
Views: 1,090

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2009 04:43 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

The great catholic-jewish debate

Started by Barry_White, 31st December 2008 08:41 PM

apple, catholicjewish, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, great, ground, hed, italy, jewish, jews, leave, met, pope, pulled, rabbi, raised, remind, responded, sat, spoke, stay, told, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 0
Views: 1,462

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2008 08:41 PM; by Barry_White

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JOKES

Christmas blessings to all

Started by Breslauer, 25th December 2008 07:52 AM

2009, banter, bless, blessings, christmas, contributed, enjoy, friendly, friends, god, happines, happy, jokes, merry, newfoundland, peace, prosperous, tips, woodworking

Replies: 1
Views: 1,009

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2008 02:10 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

how lucky am i

Started by weisyboy, 6th December 2008 07:55 PM

basicly, bits, blokes, brother, chainsaws, comments, covered, dad, everyware, fishing, fixed, gear, god, half, junk, live, lucky, seams, sitting, started, stuff, tractor, use.2tsup, veranda, veranda/wokshop, visitors, wile, women, wood, workshop2tsup

Replies: 11
Views: 1,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2008 12:57 AM; by joe greiner

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Funny Questions & Answers

Started by Shrek3, 7th December 2008 12:24 AM

agent, answers, bury, chop, cries, deep, difference, drowning, feet, funny, god, guys, irs, jersey, lawyer, lawyers, lips, lunch, lying, moving, onion, paper, pig, q.if, questions, read, save, shark, sites, twelve

Replies: 0
Views: 1,283

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 12:24 AM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

there is no hope for the young poeple

Started by nz_carver, 12th November 2008 09:32 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

alf, alfs, brain, call, circular, counter, cut, day, dead, for??doh, glue, god, head, hope, it???dohdohdoh, jig, job, nice, pay, poeple, sawu, selling, smile, stick, stop, supur, thay, tool, toys, young

Replies: 142
Views: 16,890

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

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HAVE YOUR SAY

hanging some cornice

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

10mm, 210mm, blade, box, buy, cheap, compound, cornus, cut, drop, fill/stop, finish, god, hang, holes/joins, join, lineal, metres, mitre, palster, plaster, return/wait, sacrifice, sand, setup, specific, standard, start, thornbury, weekend

Replies: 0
Views: 1,550

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

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RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Mr Sheen's Wave...

Started by rod1949, 14th November 2008 10:02 AM

1930s, board, created, dictator, god, havoc, jaunt, late, noticed, plane, seas, sheen, sheens, stairs, top, wave, waves, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,288

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2008 10:43 AM; by Ron Dunn

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HAVE YOUR SAY

How the fight started

Started by Simomatra, 13th October 2008 09:01 AM

ago, alongside, car, cold, cream, driver, fight, god, hair, hear, home, looked, morning, night, office, person, road, security, shirt, silver, slowly, sober, social, split, started, table, told, understand, wife, woman

Replies: 3
Views: 1,431

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2008 11:12 AM; by rrich

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JOKES

the golden phone

Started by texx, 10th October 2008 07:33 PM

american, answered, arrived, brisbane, call, church, decided, direct, entered, father, god, golden, heaven, line, local, newcastle, perth, phone, price, priest, queenslanders, read, sign, talk, telephone, time, told, travel, traveled

Replies: 3
Views: 1,258

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2008 06:22 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Allan in church

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:31 AM

allan, answer, capital, chapel, china, church, exami, god, inquired, moscow, pray, priest, sheet, son, written, yelling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:31 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Creation of Mankind

Started by Shrek3, 9th September 2008 10:09 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, creation, dad, days, dear, developed, doh, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,043

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2008 10:09 PM; by Shrek3

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JOKES

Im a poppy again!!!!

Started by Wild Dingo, 31st August 2008 02:04 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2tsup, ago, announcing, arrived, arrives, arvo, baby, ben, brighter, camera, cheers, god, half, hour, info, light, lukas, mates, murray, pics, poppy, rush, shane, shines, sister, stuff, tiffany, tomorrow, visit, yep

Replies: 20
Views: 3,231

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2008 10:12 PM; by Wild Dingo

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Adam and Eve - more

Started by joe greiner, 15th August 2008 10:17 PM

adam, adoration, animal, cat, cats, companion, create, created, dog, eve, gazed, god, joe, limitations, lord, love, loved, obey, peacocks, pleased, preen, pride, reflection, reminded, strut, supreme, tail, taught, wagged, worthy

Replies: 5
Views: 2,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 11:02 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Medical services for country people...

Started by Steve Fryar, 5th August 2008 07:02 AM

$arm, badly, bruised.they, clear.just, consult, country, doctor, fractures, god, health, incorrectly.she, medical, ones.the, orthopaedic, paramedic, people, phoneo, photos, private, services, set, somewhere.the, surgeon, text, weeks, wife, xrays$

Replies: 4
Views: 1,243

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2008 01:14 PM; by Steve Fryar

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In The Beginning

Started by Barry Hicks, 4th August 2008 11:45 AM

beginning, brought, cable, centre, children, chips, copious, created, deep, extra, fat, fried, god, green, healthy, kilos, loose, low, naturally, nutrition, remote, running, salt, satan, shoes, size, starchy, vegetables, weight, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,612

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2008 11:45 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

G'day Mate

Started by jonesy007, 13th July 2008 10:16 AM

beers, bitten, bug, build, dad, found, fourm, gday, god, jonesy, mate, matt, project, reason, school, send, setting, shed, starting, time, woodworking

Replies: 11
Views: 2,317

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 12:44 PM; by Dr.Zook

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

The Pope And The Rabbi

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th July 2008 09:14 AM

apple, community, convert, debate, finger, fingers, god, ground, head, held, holding, italy, jewish, jews, leave, pope, produced, rabbi, raised, remind, represent, responded, spoke, stay, told, trinity, wafer, waved, wine, won

Replies: 1
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2008 09:30 AM; by Batpig

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JOKES

A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

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JOKES

Oy veh!

Started by Groggy, 4th July 2008 09:27 PM

beach, beg, boy, bring, god, grandchild, grandmother, grandson, hat, heaven, huge, jewish, playing, pleads, save, sea, takes, veh, washes, watching, wave

Replies: 1
Views: 1,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2008 11:55 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

I don't remember being absent minded.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th June 2008 08:16 PM

absent, allan, bathroom, beats, body, bran, clicks, door, easily, falling, finally, funny, god, head, knees, left, minded, mouse, nowadays, path, prunes, remember, started, stuck, teach, time, toes, touch, wild, world

Replies: 2
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th June 2008 10:25 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Eve's Side Of The Story

Started by wheelinround, 19th June 2008 04:11 PM

animals, body, breast, breasts, bushes, cr%p, create, creation, eden, eve, eves, fantastic, favourite, feel, garden, god, mate, middle, oversight, paired, passed, reached, removed, replied, rib, story, tossed, useless, visited, weeks

Replies: 2
Views: 1,239

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th June 2008 07:03 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

The Ark

Started by fenderbelly, 11th June 2008 10:16 PM

ark, aro-d, calls, carp, ceiling, check, day, decks, dunno, fancied, fill, fish, floor, god, guv, mucker, multi-storey, noah, perplexed, screams, skies, slowly, specific, supreme, surely, tether, time, top, wall, yep

Replies: 3
Views: 1,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th June 2008 11:40 AM; by Dangermouse

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JOKES

Why??? Bad news

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 01:17 PM

ages, arron, bad, boy, concerned, dad, depression, e-mail, easy, families, family, found, god, grown, heal, hed, life.cc, lives, mates, months, news, pain, phone, rifted, sadly, son, sorrowcc, suffering, talking, whod

Replies: 9
Views: 1,808

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:28 PM; by Wood Borer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A tribute to Mr. Bush

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 09:29 PM

$100, $5.00, $95.00, billy, boy, bush, crooks, d.c, dear, decided, deducted, delighted, god, happened, instructed, letter, money, note, noticed, president, read, reason, requesting, sat, send, sending, tribute, usual, washington, write

Replies: 1
Views: 1,749

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th June 2008 02:22 PM; by rrich

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JOKES

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,523

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Barry the tourist

Started by munruben, 21st May 2008 10:18 AM

ancient, barry, curiosity, egyptian, god, guess, idol, local, nearby, pardon, praised, re-enactment, religious, replied, ritual, shrugged, statue, supposed, tourist, tourists, watching

Replies: 3
Views: 1,331

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2008 12:18 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Do Good Entertainers

Started by watson, 12th May 2008 07:00 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bit, bop, chair, clogs, contained, eat, entertained, entertainer, entertainers, fall, foot, formative, fruiti, god, good, his/her, home, hope, loo, memorable, moving, music, nursing, people, pop, rave, roll, tutti, wop, words

Replies: 26
Views: 3,882

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th May 2008 04:14 PM; by Sebastiaan56

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,368

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

Dolly Parton

Started by fenderbelly, 16th May 2008 10:43 AM

admitted, angel, beats, creations, day, dolly, elizabeth, explain, flush, flushed, flushes, gates, god, gods, heaven, immediately, lever, majesty, matter, outraged, pair, parton, pearly, perfect, pulled, queen, royal, simply, toilet, word

Replies: 7
Views: 3,058

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 02:16 AM; by BobL

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JOKES

And some more cryptics

Started by munruben, 7th May 2008 11:55 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

call, china, cryptics, cupboard, difficult, diverse, dwelling, finished?”, found, god, home, joseph, lennon, meet, names, personal, phone, plainly, potassium, pride, prohibition, proverbial, reads, runner, scheme, scots, siding, timbercutter, trees, “will

Replies: 17
Views: 3,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2008 10:51 AM; by munruben

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Woodies Quiz Forum

Last Wish

Started by Barry_White, 12th May 2008 10:36 PM

blessed, calms, cracked, eventually, finally, fingers, floor, gates, god, gorgeous, granted, guy, halfway, happy, head, laughing, left, light, line, meet, pearly, people, reaches, rolling, stand, starts, ten, time, ugly, waiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,138

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2008 11:26 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Other Irish logic

Started by Claw Hama, 5th May 2008 10:30 PM

god, invent, irish, logic, rule, whiskey, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 10:30 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

THE Correct Answer

Started by Barry Hicks, 29th April 2008 01:48 PM

200, answer, answered, beers, bus, candidate, car, chance, correct, die, dream, drive, endings, friend, god, happy, keys, lady, life, love, mate, partner, pay, perfect, pub, run, saved, simply, stay, wait

Replies: 0
Views: 1,369

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 01:48 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Dad will help??

Started by Rodgera, 25th April 2008 12:31 PM

answers, beautiful, children, concentrate, continues, conversation, dad, deserves, engagement, father, fiance, god, honey, idealist, insist, job, mother, news, plans, provide, questions, replies, ring, scholar, sir, studies, support, time, torah, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,049

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th April 2008 12:31 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Sherlock Holmes Camping Trip

Started by Rodgera, 23rd April 2008 02:49 PM

approximately, astronomically, beautiful, camping, day, deduce, god, holmes, horologically, idiot, insignificant, leo, meteorologically, millions, minute, night, past, powerful, quarter, sherlock, silent, spoke, stolen, suspect, tent, theologically, time, tomorrow, trip, watson

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2008 03:07 PM; by Outbackrr

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JOKES

How Adam Got Eve

Started by Barry Hicks, 20th April 2008 09:30 AM

adam, agree, arm, bear, care, children, companion, continued, cost, eden, eve, feeling, freely, garden, god, headache, history, leg, lonely, love, middle, night, passion, praise, replied, rest, rib, talk, woman, wrong

Replies: 3
Views: 1,487

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st April 2008 09:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Next of kin

Started by munruben, 19th April 2008 10:32 PM

adam, ago, answered, children, confused, created, dad, days, dear, developed, eve, evolved, family, father, girl, god, human, kin, mankind, mom, monkeys, mother, question, race, returned, simple, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,137

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th April 2008 11:04 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

Pope's phone call

Started by Rodgera, 13th April 2008 08:38 PM

afraid, bad, call, cardinal, cardinals, city, congregations, contacted, excuse, friday, god, holiness, lake, message, news, news;, phone, phoning, pope, popes, possibly, prepare, queried, quickly, rome, salt, spoke, told, urgent, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,618

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2008 06:15 PM; by prozac

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JOKES

What !!!!!

Started by wheelinround, 10th April 2008 07:57 AM

albert, aspiring, avoids, based, characteristics, control, cosmic, covers, dharma, dogmas, einstein, expected, experience, future, god, handy, meaningful, natural, personal, posts, ray, religion, religious, robbo, sense, spiritual, theology;, tool, transcends, unity

Replies: 6
Views: 1,637

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th April 2008 11:08 AM; by dazzler

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Busted

Started by fenderbelly, 14th March 2008 04:22 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,352

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 07:35 PM; by Claw Hama

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JOKES

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