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What My Mother Taught Me

Started by Rodgera, 29th July 2008 05:20 PM

acting, anticipation, behavior, brought, children, circle, crossing, eat, envy, exaggerate, eyes, father, fortunate, home, life, logic, medical, modification, mother, neck, parents, receiving, science, shut, stop, taught, told, wait, wonderful, world

Replies: 6
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th July 2008 10:31 PM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

G'day all

Started by GoGuppy, 16th July 2008 10:26 PM

3kw, additional, aquarium, balance, bandsaw, beauties, blue, bought, chisels, cost, eyes, forum, freshwater, gday, gotta, hammer, legs, motivate, n4400, perfect, planted, rainbows, reading, recently, reports, run, set, stray, table, wondering

Replies: 6
Views: 1,918

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2008 10:47 PM; by munruben

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G'day mate - THE WELCOME WAGON -Introduce yourself

Proper rememberance

Started by Rodgera, 15th July 2008 08:31 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,089

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 08:31 PM; by Rodgera

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On Behalf of the females

Started by wheelinround, 6th June 2008 06:55 PM

$20.00, absolutely, address, behalf, clean, condition, considered, contended, deeply, eyes, female, females, flabbergasted, hand, house, joke, jokes, kinky, looked, love, male, mans, matter, meaningfully, offer, proposition, replied, slowly, woman, words

Replies: 4
Views: 1,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 08:04 PM; by RufflyRustic

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JOKES

Wife Deals With Husbands Windy Problems

Started by WoodJunky, 1st June 2008 12:06 AM

asleep, bit, bloodstained, bowl, deals, eyes, farting, floor, god, guts, honey, husband, husbands, innards, laughing, lip, matter, morning, night, problems, sound, stop, story, told, turkey, underpants, upstairs, warned, wife, windy

Replies: 1
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2008 08:51 AM; by Pheonix

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JOKES

Baptising The Drunk

Started by Barry Hicks, 17th May 2008 07:01 PM

answer, answers, baptising, begins, breath, brother, catches, drunk, dunks, eyes, fell, found, god, holds, jesus, kick, lad, lengthy, love, people, period, preacher, proceeds, replies, river, struggle, time, water, wipes, wits

Replies: 2
Views: 1,380

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2008 10:09 PM; by joe greiner

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Thanks!

Started by Check twice!, 2nd May 2008 10:12 AM

built, can”, care, community, continue, crafts, create, experiences, eyes, filled, forum, grip, issues, john, laid, listened, logistical, lot, moderators, months, people, physical, pleasure, pride, proud, skills, solved, start, unique, woodworking

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th May 2008 09:04 PM; by Rossluck

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Married Life

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM

batman, beer, bodice, control, dinner, engaged, eyes, grabbed, hey, husband, kids, leather, life, love, married, mask, mega, mistress, mothers, night, office, raincoat, ready, sex, stay, stilettos, super, wearing, wild, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,204

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd May 2008 11:15 PM; by WoodJunky

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JOKES

Things to ponder

Started by BobL, 13th April 2008 11:15 AM

14%, 24%, 29%, admissions, chainsaws, circular, common, cuts, diy, eyes, facility, grinders, hospital, injuries, ladders, lawnmowers, maintenance, motor, people, ponder, power, ppe, saws, things, time, tool, top, vehicle, wearing, welders

Replies: 1
Views: 2,007

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th April 2008 06:14 PM; by Wood Borer

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SAFETY

Horrid mark II

Started by Brickie, 12th April 2008 06:22 PM

eyes, found, horrid, mark, net, pic, searching

Replies: 1
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2008 06:33 PM; by Toyboy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

John's visit to Barry

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th March 2008 08:49 PM

allan, barry, calendar, commented, dog, eating, eyes, invited, john, johns, likes, meal, minutes, months, plate, replied, stay, stole, visit, visiting

Replies: 1
Views: 1,255

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 08:59 PM; by echnidna

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JOKES

Pricless

Started by wheelinround, 25th March 2008 05:05 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2008 05:05 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

What do you call....

Started by munruben, 16th March 2008 05:28 PM

call, dear, deer, eye, eyes, fish, fsh, idea, youy

Replies: 6
Views: 2,002

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th March 2008 09:48 PM; by Tonyz

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JOKES

Behind everyman

Started by wheelinround, 13th March 2008 02:49 PM

afghan, afghani, afghanistan, approached, change, conflict, custom, desperately, everyman, eyes, gender, happy, hesitation, husbands, kabul, land, looked, maintain, mines, miss, moral, roles, smart, story, straight, vantage, walk, walters, woman, women

Replies: 4
Views: 1,267

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 10:58 AM; by madrat

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JOKES

Hi and please help.

Started by Ben Jones, 29th February 2008 02:28 PM

answer, book, bush, closed, definition, design, domestic, eyes, features, finding, gpo, installation, institute, lost, numerous, occasions, outlet, outlets, requirements, socket, soket, sparky, standard, time, title, told, training, trodden, vague, written

Replies: 14
Views: 2,958

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd March 2008 09:47 PM; by Smurf

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Surprise

Started by wheelinround, 29th February 2008 03:12 PM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, chinese, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, sir, slams, sowwy, surprise, waiter, wife

Replies: 1
Views: 1,557

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Kids and safety

Started by Bluegum, 26th February 2008 08:58 PM

30mm, aid, bloke, company, coughed, cought, couple, eye, eyes, found, glad, head, kids, leave, lesson, listened, litlle, lying, missing, months, packets, safety, screw, screws, spat, starting, sunday, throat, times, wood

Replies: 8
Views: 1,889

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th February 2008 01:33 PM; by Bluegum

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SAFETY

Little boat

Started by MICKYG, 24th February 2008 10:48 AM

boat, boater, boats, complained, confusion, cried, crossed, drown, drowned, drowning, exclaimed, eyes, faith, fell, finally, gates, gazed, god, gods, grounds, helicopter, jump, obvious, overboard, pearly, pulled, save, scene, shouted, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,358

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2008 12:37 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

farewell to my Jess

Started by ssgt, 15th January 2008 09:17 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10am, antics, beautiful, celebrating, daughter, efforts, enjoyed, eyes, farewell, fathers, fight, fighting, forumites, friday, jess, jessica, lee, life, love, pinaroo, results, rocks, saturday, shed, smile, sunday, tales, tears, white, woodworking

Replies: 29
Views: 3,992

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 12:49 AM; by Shedgirl

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Choosing hymns

Started by MICKYG, 21st February 2008 09:30 PM

brightened, building, choosing, church, congregation, elderly, eyes, front, glanced, hand, handsome, hymns, lady, looked, money, offering, pastor, people, person, pick, plate, plates, quiet, raised, saintly, shyly, slowly, sunday, told, wonderful

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 09:30 PM; by MICKYG

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JOKES

Irish Dr's

Started by wheelinround, 18th February 2008 03:32 PM

blue, bolt, borsts, bra, bravo, care, clothes, day, doctor, drops, everyting, eyes, fishing, including, irish, jesus, lard, lies, murphy, outta, panties, patients, shouts, sir, spreading, table, taking, tears, tunderin, woman

Replies: 9
Views: 1,782

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 09:09 PM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Lifechanging Experience

Started by MICKYG, 19th February 2008 04:02 PM

ain’t, boy, button, chair, circular, closed, experience, eyes, fat, father, git, lady, life, lifechanging, light, momma…”, moving, pressed, quietly, reached, regardswink, rolled, son, stepped, taking, walls, watched, wheel, woman, “boy

Replies: 1
Views: 998

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th February 2008 06:13 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Finally worked it out

Started by artme, 13th February 2008 11:29 AM

cuddly.however, echidnas, eyes, fabric, finally, flattening, months, nose.dddd, portrait, properly, ran, softener, stung, treatment, wall, washed, wondering, worked, wrong

Replies: 4
Views: 1,743

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2008 05:25 PM; by tea lady

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JOKES

What Do You Call

Started by nev25, 2nd February 2008 12:36 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

arms, block, blocks, bum, call, camel, carlos, deer, dug-less, edward, explain, eyes, head, humphrey, humps, idea, ilene, irene, jack, japanese, leaves, leg, legs, pile, rabbit, russell, setting, warren, woman, wood

Replies: 19
Views: 4,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th February 2008 05:59 PM; by wayfarer

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JOKES

Allan's Citroen

Started by Barry Hicks, 23rd January 2008 11:55 AM

$63.55, 2cv, allan, allans, beating, boss, chairs, citroen, clue-board, cost, electric, eyes, guy, job, joking, jotted, leather, lights, lowered, metallic, motor, paint, replies, seats, started, suspension, system, tallies, wheel, widen

Replies: 0
Views: 1,101

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2008 11:55 AM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

A talk with Grandma

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th January 2008 11:10 AM

allan, arrived, calendar, contact, dead, eyes, girl, glorious, grandma, heaven, home, low, medium, months, muttering, progress, question, replied, rolling, school, seance, skies, speaking, stole, talk, tone, trance, trembling, voice, whilst

Replies: 5
Views: 2,263

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2008 12:51 PM; by RETIRED

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JOKES

The Great Munruben

Started by Black Ned, 7th January 2008 09:26 AM

274, allan, allans, barry, ceiling, doctor, doctors, eyes, great, head, hospital, john, memory, munruben, office, park, replies, reply, rolls, shakes, simple, subtracted, test, times, tuesday, wallan

Replies: 4
Views: 1,203

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 10:16 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

When Irish eyes are not smiling

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM

allan, brother, calendar, cardboard, chart, confused, cover, covered, cut, desperation, eye, eyes, gained, glasses, gold, hand, hole, irish, left, mixed, months, optometrist, paddy, pair, read, rims, shielded, smiling, stole, test

Replies: 0
Views: 1,189

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 07:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Butt Dust

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:31 PM

age, audibly, bedroom, bible, butt, dad, daughter, dust, eyes, fit, flee, girl, granny, james, juice, leaned, listening, looked, lot, melanie, mum, named, obedient, read, remember, replied, sermon, tammy, warned, wife

Replies: 6
Views: 1,877

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th December 2007 05:06 PM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Aussie Christmas

Started by wheelinround, 24th December 2007 02:36 PM

aussie, bright, christmas, christmas;, claus, dad, deck, eyes, flew, flung, gum, heat, kangaroos, left, loud, mum, night, opals, roos, round, santa, shorts, skin, sound, tank, tree, twas, twinkled, ute, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,113

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:37 PM; by againstthegrain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Competing with Allan, Barry and John.

Started by Barry_White, 16th November 2007 04:56 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allan, barry, brother, butcher, butchers, buy, chap, colin, competing, cream, cross-eyed, day, doc, doctor, doctors, dog, eyes, fat, fish, green, guy, john, kayak, kilo, people, police, pulled, replied, round, vet

Replies: 20
Views: 3,004

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 06:55 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Confession

Started by munruben, 21st November 2007 10:55 AM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,039

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:10 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Swansdown Mop

Started by LGS, 3rd October 2007 05:35 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

buy, difference, eyes, fellow, finish, finished, forumite, grail, mop, oil, perfect, personally, pursue, recently, regret, remarkable, rob, swansdown, table, trad, wax, yesterday

Replies: 16
Views: 3,386

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2007 11:44 PM; by Pusser

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FINISHING

Boudreaux

Started by fenderbelly, 12th November 2007 06:38 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,181

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 06:53 PM; by Groggy

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JOKES

Challenge!

Started by dennford, 2nd November 2007 11:19 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

approached, attractive, bad, bar, bored, breath, challenge, cigarette, deep, defy, denn, easy, exhaled, explained, eyes, fan, filthy, girl, irritating, joke, noticed, return, smoke, spotted, tears, thread, tractor, wait, walked, worse

Replies: 23
Views: 4,028

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 02:00 PM; by pawnhead

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JOKES

Feeling Old

Started by Rodgera, 27th October 2007 11:51 AM

alive, brought, compliment, eyes, feeling, granddaughter, grow, hearing, replied, tears, wonderful

Replies: 1
Views: 1,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th October 2007 11:58 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Twins in the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 16th October 2007 12:01 AM

allan, bloke, brothers, constantly, decided, drinker, dying, eyes, freely, hey, hope, imbibing, looked, mate, misery, munruben, pub, replied, rubbing, squinting, time, twin, twins, walked, wear, worried, worse

Replies: 5
Views: 1,666

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 04:07 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Chicken surprise.....

Started by Ruddy, 16th October 2007 10:22 PM

beady, bring, brings, calls, cast, chicken, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lidded, meal, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, served, sir, slams, solly, surprise, waiter, “ah

Replies: 1
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th October 2007 10:47 PM; by Tony Morton

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JOKES

Relations

Started by fenderbelly, 7th October 2007 11:19 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,275

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:20 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Fastest thing on earth

Started by woodcutta, 25th September 2007 11:30 PM

blink, discussing, dysentry, earth, electric, eyes, fastest, forget, head, irish, light, night, philosophers, remember, shut, thing, time, woke

Replies: 0
Views: 1,196

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:30 PM; by woodcutta

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JOKES

A little eye problem

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th September 2007 04:10 PM

boys, counter, eagle, eye, eyes, guy, mate, optometrist, problem, replied, walked, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,276

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 04:10 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Karate expert

Started by munruben, 10th September 2007 10:23 PM

aaaaaaaaaaaah, aaaaaaaaaaah, air, bikies, breath, brick, chop, club, eventually, expert, eyes, gang, glass, gutter, guy, half, house, karate, landed, lay, meter, meters, pavement, picked, plate, rolled, sailed, slammed, thick, window

Replies: 4
Views: 1,491

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 10:29 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Childhood innocence

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th September 2007 12:20 PM

attention, brokeback, childhood, cute, daddy, dear, eyes, father, flat, foot, formed, garden, girl, heart, innocence, innocent, joy, longlegs, mating, moment, mountain, mummy, puzzled, question, replied, soared, spider, spiders, stomped, top

Replies: 2
Views: 1,308

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 09:59 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,932

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Moved: Is it me?

Started by rgum, 16th August 2007 05:20 PM

action, blah, boss, bugger, cab, ceo, eyes, finger, fogged, fumming, grief, idiot, job, leave, march, panel, person, read, sais, sick, start, stuff, thankyou, told, tony, uncalled, wanna, waved, weeks, yelling

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2007 05:18 PM; by scooter

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Donkey x onion

Started by Barry Hicks, 9th August 2007 03:39 AM

ass, bring, cross, donkey, eared, eyes, onion, onions, piece, tears

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2007 07:20 AM; by mic-d

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JOKES

Did I order this?

Started by Gra, 8th August 2007 12:56 AM

beady, briefly, bring, calls, cast, chicken, couple, demands, duck, explains, explanation, eyes, happening, husband, iron, lid, lightly, meal, order, peeking, perturbed, pot, reaches, replies, rises, serve, sir, slams, surprise, waiter

Replies: 1
Views: 1,582

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 01:10 AM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

FBI recruiting

Started by Barry Hicks, 5th August 2007 12:30 PM

agent, banging, beat, blanks, brow, chair, crashing, death, door, eyes, fbi, gun, heard, home, instructions, kill, loaded, minutes, quiet, recruiting, screaming, shots, sweat, takes, tears, walls, wife, wiped, womam, womans

Replies: 2
Views: 1,081

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 09:41 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Shopping Cart Accident

Started by joe greiner, 16th May 2007 12:18 AM

accident, attention, blue, boobs, box, cart, carts, coincidence, collide, desperate, eyes, guess, hair, joe, legs, matter, paying, pushing, red, shes, shopping, shorts, store, tall, tight, wearing, white, wife, woodworkers, yrs

Replies: 0
Views: 1,303

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th May 2007 12:18 AM; by joe greiner

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JOKES

comfortable dust mask- is there one?

Started by la Huerta, 28th April 2007 10:33 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

attaching, cartridge, cheakbone, comfortable, diving, dust, eyes, gogle, headache, hold, mask, mask-, masks, model, monn, mouth, nice, nose, period, piece, preasure, proper, scuba, seals, simple, thinking, time, trwin, valve, wear

Replies: 35
Views: 7,041

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th May 2007 11:11 PM; by la Huerta

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SAFETY

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