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Oh to be Irish

Started by wheelinround, 14th August 2007 10:57 AM

arrived, barman, bottle, car, city, clothes, compere, customs, dead, dropped, drove, empty, explained, home, irish, i’d, liar, meet, murphy, night, officer, o`flaherty, paddy, pass, pub, replied, reply, shamus, split, waiting

Replies: 2
Views: 1,537

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2007 08:45 AM; by weisyboy

Forum:
JOKES

Empty Berocca tubes

Started by Black Ned, 12th April 2007 09:48 AM

advance, berocca, blades, compartment, empty, fretsaw, liner, pot, quantity, secret, shame, stick, storing, suggestions, throw, tubes, walking, weed

Replies: 6
Views: 9,957

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2007 08:15 PM; by MrFixIt

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Moving... question regarding seatainers

Started by Wild Dingo, 8th May 2007 04:10 PM

$lotsamoola, 40ft, 9x6, bad, bed, bloke, crane, dropped, drove, empty, extra, front, hire, house, ideas, leaving, lifted, minimum, move, moving, question, seatainer, seatainers, slid, storage, totally, truck, weight, wondering, workshop

Replies: 3
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th May 2007 12:00 AM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Self draining toilet?

Started by Vernonv, 23rd April 2007 09:42 AM

causing, coincides, days, draining, empty, en-suite, fixed, happen, ideas, main, nasty, occasions, pan, rare, reckons, s-bend, septic, smell, strange, system, toilet, weeks, wife, windy

Replies: 13
Views: 2,849

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th April 2007 06:36 PM; by Vernonv

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Emptying gravity feed HWS ?

Started by nic, 7th April 2007 10:52 PM

disconnected, drill, empty, emptying, feed, form, gday, gravity, hole, hope, hot, hws, leave, located, nic, outlet, people, pump, roof, system, top, water

Replies: 4
Views: 2,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2007 08:39 AM; by nic

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Built ins with picture rails

Started by Aangelique1611, 28th February 2007 04:31 PM

advise, art, bearing, built, cap, carring, ceiling, decent, deco, doors, empty, era, height, ins, leave, life, lip, mind, picture, pictures, rail, rails, remember, seen/done, suit, thingy, top, type, welll, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 3,146

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2007 09:35 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Kitchen Help

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM

bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Flight Home

Started by Rodgera, 6th August 2006 01:04 PM

business, competition, empty, extra, flight, folks, home, jetsar, melbourne, mind, passengers, pilot, plane, pretty, recent, request, seat, simple, system, tonight, trip, window

Replies: 0
Views: 1,403

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th August 2006 01:04 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

P-Trap, disappearing water???

Started by plumbster, 4th August 2006 08:24 AM

appreciated, bowl, coming, constantly, disappearing, door, empty, force/vacuum, gurgle, hear, hours, installed, leaks, loses, minutes, modern, p-trap, ptrap, sewer, stench, sucked, toilet, water

Replies: 4
Views: 3,287

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2006 12:33 PM; by Eddie Jones

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

transfering lpg gas

Started by durwood, 18th July 2006 05:48 PM

anymore, bleeder, bottle, bottles, company, connection, cylinder, due, empty, equal, gas, half, ins, join, keen, lousy, lpg, move, moved, outs, pressure, reach, real, rent, service, size, transfer, transfered, transfering, valve

Replies: 6
Views: 4,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2006 07:18 PM; by durwood

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Ships of the desert

Started by Driver, 15th May 2003 02:55 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdul, bear, bricks, camel, camels, days, deeply, desert, die, drank, drink, empty, food, gravel, journey, means, oasis, peril, pilgrim, plains, quarter, rich, ships, stockade, store, tea, ten, travel, traveller, water

Replies: 19
Views: 5,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 09:01 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

swimming pool plumbing

Started by reybec, 14th August 2005 12:02 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

backwash, bottom, box, bucket, completely, connect, connected, drain, empty, filter, floor, hired, hiring, involve, packed, pipes, plumbing, pool, pump, pumps, rained, remaining, remove, repaint, skimmer, submersible, suggestions, swimming, water

Replies: 21
Views: 12,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th July 2006 07:21 PM; by wilco

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

My inbox is full of em...

Started by silentC, 13th June 2006 11:09 AM

belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, guess, head, hear, inbox, incredible, married, mind, neighbour, passed, relative, seat, shakes, sits, sitting, sporting, supposed, terrible, tickets, wife, world

Replies: 1
Views: 1,414

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th June 2006 05:50 PM; by ss_11000

Forum:
JOKES

the rabbit

Started by goat, 11th May 2006 02:35 PM

bar, barman, beer, calls, cheese, cleaning, crowd, drinks, empty, famous, floating, form, ham, house, leaves, love, masses, night, onion, pint, pub, public, rabbit, remember, returns, time, toastie, toasties, walks, white

Replies: 6
Views: 2,141

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th May 2006 09:10 PM; by goat

Forum:
JOKES

Bandages On Bum

Started by echnidna, 11th May 2006 11:48 AM

band-aid, band-aids, bandages, bed, blood, bloodshot, bottom, box, broken, bum, butt, drops, empty, glass, head, hid, house, lena, mirror, morning, ole, pain, quietly, searing, shuffled, stairs, staring, stumbled, trailing, woke

Replies: 1
Views: 1,206

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 01:50 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
JOKES

Acceptable level of broken pavers?

Started by Sir Stinkalot, 11th April 2006 09:33 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

10%, 20%, accept, acceptable, beer, broken, buy, complete, customer, cuts, damaged, delivered, empty, expect, extra, forking, job, landscapers, landscaping, level, pack, paver, pavers, rough, rule, site, stubbies, thumb, tiles, wouldn’t

Replies: 19
Views: 4,506

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th April 2006 09:34 PM; by ozwinner

Forum:
BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

unwanted visitor

Started by journeyman Mick, 19th March 2006 06:48 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

1kl, afternoon, arrival, borrowed, buggers, cleaned, empty, extension, fill, fire, found, front, hope, larry, loose, mick, objects, prepare, quickly;, shed, sitting, tanks, tidy, truck, unwanted, verandah, visitor, water, yard, yeaterday

Replies: 90
Views: 11,610

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th April 2006 04:02 PM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Adelaide Meet & Greet 4 18/2/2006

Started by Ian007, 29th January 2006 06:33 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

18/2/2006, adelaide, bit, bring, cheers, date, decided, drinks, ect, empty, experiance, food, fro, fun, greet, harry72, ian, ideas, knowledge, learn, lots, meet, novice, pms, provide, saturday, share, time, versa, vice

Replies: 51
Views: 7,768

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th February 2006 10:28 PM; by ndru

Forum:
EVENTS

Life

Started by Baz, 21st February 2006 08:35 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,831

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd February 2006 06:11 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
JOKES

I'm outa ink

Started by echnidna, 21st February 2006 08:50 PM

black, bum, canon, cartridges, color, complete, coz, cyan, died, empty, epson, halfway, ink, lexmark, light, live, outa, print, printers, printhead, run, runs, set, sticks, sumthin, today.d, tomorrow, tonight, unopened, wrong

Replies: 5
Views: 1,472

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2006 09:33 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Are You Normal?

Started by DPB, 10th October 2005 06:29 PM

asylum, bathtub, bucket, choose, criteria, defines, director, empty, fill, institutionalised, larger, mental, normal, offer, patient, person, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, understand, visit, visitor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,402

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th October 2005 07:03 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Mental Test

Started by Baz, 21st September 2005 05:30 PM

answered, asylum, bathtub, bucket, choose, criterion, defines, director, empty, fill, institutionalized, larger, mental, noooooo, normal, offer, patient, person, plug, pull, spoon, teacup, teaspoon, test, understand, visit, visitor

Replies: 9
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd October 2005 02:01 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

how old am I?

Started by Geoff Dean, 19th September 2005 12:57 PM

amazed, blurts, bra, clerk, completes, counter, couple, curiosity, empty, finally, girl, hands, home, incredible, line, mad, mcdonalds, minutes, nope, promise, question, replies, responds, silence, squeeze, stops, street, wait, waiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,083

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th September 2005 12:57 PM; by Geoff Dean

Forum:
JOKES

What's worse

Started by Daddles, 25th July 2005 12:37 AM

aaaarrrrrgggggghhhhhhhh, bottle, bundy, cheerrrthh, cricket, empty, france, howeffer, ith, pronouth, raining, tour, witcharthhd, worse

Replies: 1
Views: 1,077

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2005 02:02 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Shane Warne

Started by stephenmeddings, 30th June 2005 12:58 PM

addicted, anniversary, answered, bad, bed, beer, behaviour, box, cans, cash, curiosity, dinner, disappointed, empty, filled, guess, happen, looked, money, promise, redeemed, remind, saddened, sex, shane, shocked, simone, truth, unfaithful, warne

Replies: 11
Views: 1,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th June 2005 11:43 PM; by Auld Bassoon

Forum:
JOKES

Timber Floors

Started by deliria, 31st May 2005 02:57 PM

ago, altogether, bit, boards, connie, damage, damaged, empty, floorboards, flooring, floors, house, past, person, polish, polished, poorly, pre, purchased, question, repaired, replace, replaced, replacement, replacing, rough, sand, sanded, termite, timber

Replies: 2
Views: 2,159

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st May 2005 05:56 PM; by Gaza

Forum:
FLOORING

Prank with a time-delay fuse

Started by Groggy, 30th April 2005 09:50 PM

$ass, bill, canadian, corner, earth, empty, folds, forum, found, fraction, fuse, is/was, kick, laughing, lucky, piece, poking, prank, reminded, removing, repost, rest, robatoy, schmuck, taped, time, time-delay, timedelay, torn, wallet$

Replies: 11
Views: 3,294

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd May 2005 11:34 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
JOKES

Afew...........enjoy

Started by gatiep, 15th February 2005 11:00 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2005 12:56 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

A man named Bob.......

Started by gatiep, 5th February 2005 02:13 AM

1967, belongs, bob, close, empty, field, free, friend, funeral, game, guy, incredible, inquires, man, married, mind, named, passed, receives, relative, replies, rows, sad, seat, sitting, stadium, superbowl, supposed, ticket, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,367

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2005 02:13 AM; by gatiep

Forum:
JOKES

Beer drinkers trouble shooting guide

Started by Kev Y., 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM

action, bar, bartender, beer, blurred, buy, closed, confirm, dark, drinkers, empty, fallen, fault, feet, floor, front, glass, guide, guinness, house, mouth, shooting, space, symptom, tasteless, training, trouble, unusually, warp, wet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,703

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2004 06:25 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

A Timed Test

Started by Barry_White, 19th July 2004 01:40 PM

1&2, 156, bottom, carefully, circle, corner, directions, draw, empty, finished, hand, hear, left, loudly, multiply, paper, print, reading, rectangle, sentence, space, speak, test, timed, top, upper, word, write, “corner”, “x”

Replies: 2
Views: 1,473

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 11:46 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Gardening tip

Started by Christopha, 20th July 2004 05:46 PM

air, atop, boom, college, drives, dynamite, empty, farm, fuse, gardening, gradjyate, hardware, hole, home, house, lights, neighbor, outhouse, picks, poop, shooting, short, spreading, stick, sticks, store, sudden, tells, tip, youngn

Replies: 2
Views: 1,816

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th July 2004 06:07 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
JOKES

The rules of life (Anonimous)

Started by Marc, 27th June 2004 06:18 PM

anonimous, bad, battles, bedpan, breathing, chance, congratulations, day, empty, family, finally, friends, learn, life, living, matter, miserable, month, nice, opportunity, pass, pee, person, pick, relationship, revenge, rules, tape, wd-40, week

Replies: 3
Views: 1,568

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th June 2004 09:54 AM; by Kev Y.

Forum:
JOKES

Following on from Neil's "true " story

Started by ozwinner, 10th February 2004 05:42 PM

ago, appatit, bung, crooker, day, drum, dry, dude, empty, glug, hed, hole, job, joke, mate, mine, neil, phone, rat, reaching, realy, remains, sick, started, story, sucking, syphon, told, true, water

Replies: 2
Views: 2,025

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th February 2004 11:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sunday Golf

Started by silentC, 20th January 2004 09:06 AM

495, ball, boss, bump, calls, decides, disbelief, drives, empty, feels, god, golf, golfing, guess, heaven, hole, hours, morning, peter, priest, saint, sick, sunday, swing, takes, wakes, watches, yards

Replies: 0
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th January 2004 09:06 AM; by silentC

Forum:
JOKES

ATM MACHINES

Started by DPB, 6th February 2003 03:43 PM

amount, atm, bag, brake, car, card, cash, drive, empty, enter, hand, handbag, holder, insert, inside, locate, machine, machines, male, parking, pin, procedure, provided, re-empty, receipt, required, retrieve, reverse, slot, window

Replies: 1
Views: 1,842

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2003 08:27 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

If QANTAS sold paint ...

Started by DaveInOz, 29th January 2003 09:22 AM

$12, $200, bathroom, bedroom, buy, cans, change, clerk, customer, day, difference, direction, empty, half-litre, hall, kitchen, litre, litres, night, paint, painting, price, qantas, regular, remaining, sell, sir, sold, start, tomorrow

Replies: 2
Views: 6,114

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2003 05:19 PM; by Gino

Forum:
JOKES

A good philosophy

Started by Eastie, 8th January 2003 04:31 PM

2003.], agreed, beer, beers, children, continued, couple, edited, empty, energy, filled, glad, good, gravel, jar, life, matter, message, partner, philosophy, picked, proceeded, produced, professor, rocks, sand, spend, students, stuff, time

Replies: 2
Views: 1,910

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2003 06:30 AM; by Dennis Hill

Forum:
JOKES

For the love of sport

Started by Eastie, 24th June 2002 11:13 AM

ago, belongs, biggest, cup, empty, event, final, friend, funeral, head, hear, incredible, love, married, neighbour, passed, perfect, relative, seat, seats, shakes, sitting, sport, sporting, stadium, supposed, takes, terrible, tickets, world

Replies: 0
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th June 2002 11:13 AM; by Eastie

Forum:
JOKES

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