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Rember this when you come home drunk

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 18th July 2006 11:07 PM

3am, askes, bedroom, breakfast, broke, clean, daughter, delerious, dragged, drunk, eating, furniture, hallway, happened, home, ion, lady, leave, married, morning, newspaper, night, panadol, pants, peter, puked, rember, table, victoria, waiting

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Views: 1,194

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2006 11:07 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

Poll: glamour shots

Started by Zed, 3rd July 2006 11:08 AM

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Replies: 22
Views: 4,688

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2006 12:01 AM; by Harry72

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POLLS

The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant

Started by Rodgera, 14th May 2006 09:43 AM

abraham, added, coins, compensated, day, deserve, eating, food, french, hand, inside, judge, kitchen, manager, money, pay, paying, pocket, poor, providing, rattled, replied, restaurant, shop, sits, smell, smells, sound, stuck, tailor

Replies: 0
Views: 1,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th May 2006 09:43 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Food for thought

Started by Ashore, 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM

ate, benefits, boss, cannibals, continued, disappeared, eat, eating, employees, food, fool, hand, happened, heads, hesitantly, hired, idiots, leader, left, managers, nooooooooo, noticed, raised, recently, secretaries, secretary, shook, thought, usual, weeks

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2006 12:55 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Garden pests

Started by Andy Mac, 8th December 2005 05:17 PM

beautiful, bird, bush, camera, cheers, chook, claws, closeup, disturbed, eating, fruit, garden, green, hoping, huge, laden, leave, losing, mind, odd, parrots, perched, pests, plant, season, snapping, time, tomato, type, uncommon

Replies: 5
Views: 2,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th December 2005 08:20 AM; by TARLOX

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

eating my words

Started by rick_rine, 3rd October 2005 09:11 PM

$400, 2meters, attract, bedroom, benchspace, building, cheap, eating, guestimate, hardwood, inclined, including, kitchen, leak, leavers, mature, meaning, re-use, read, reckon, recycle, rental, school, sink, term, times, types, unit, words

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th October 2005 12:12 PM; by beej75

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STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Al's Job

Started by Grunt, 1st October 2005 07:16 PM

als, brick, condom, eating, hurts, job, layer, pellets, wear

Replies: 3
Views: 1,370

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st October 2005 11:03 PM; by Daddles

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Freedom!

Started by AlexS, 18th July 2005 02:39 PM

Replies: 4
Views: 1,583

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th July 2005 06:58 PM; by Gingermick

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JOKES

too much reading

Started by Breslauer, 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM

ago, cell, day, days, drinking, eating, fifteen, healthy, heard, kill, meat, morning, phone, read, reading, red, sex, smoking, stay, stopped, twelve, yesterday

Replies: 0
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2005 04:59 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

aint love grand

Started by Kev Y., 14th March 2005 07:47 AM

buy, carefully, chips, couple, couples, crowd, drink, eat, eating, fine, front, grand, half, hamburger, lady, looked, love, meal, neatly, offered, politely, replied, sat, sharing, sip, table, thinking, walked, watching, wife

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Views: 1,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2005 07:47 AM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

What a b1tch!

Started by DaveInOz, 4th March 2005 12:06 PM

404, 8-week, 875-6420, atlanta, b1tch, black, call, companionship, daisy, door, eating, found, front, hand, home, humane, kiss, labrador, male, nature, pickup, puppy, race, retriever, seeks, society, talking, unimportant, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,353

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2005 12:06 PM; by DaveInOz

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JOKES

What's for Dinner Dad?

Started by silentC, 21st January 2005 04:15 PM

asrehole, boy, brings, calls, clean, dad, daughter, decides, deer, dinner, eat, eaters, eating, f%@king, fussy, hint, home, hunter, jimmy, kids, kills, meat, mother, replies, screams, serve, start

Replies: 1
Views: 2,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2005 04:26 PM; by Termite

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JOKES

it won't be long

Started by Dr_Dewey, 17th January 2005 08:33 AM

baby, doctor, dressed, eating, elderly, family, feel, flower, gentleman, gentlemen, hair, hear, hearing, hospital, kitchen, left, long, mid, new-born, night, red, replied, restaurant, rose, rules, sitting, slim, thorns, walks, wives

Replies: 2
Views: 1,434

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2005 01:03 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Man of the House

Started by DonN, 6th January 2005 08:43 PM

afterward, bath, book, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, eating, expect, finger, finished, funeral, guess, hair, house, husband, man, meal, reading, relax, replied, scrumptious, stormed, tonight, walked, wife, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,694

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2005 08:43 PM; by DonN

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JOKES

The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003:

Started by gemi_babe, 21st September 2004 11:23 PM

2003, actual, astronaut, battery, blame, bridges, charge], duct, eating, enough?], fat, gas, headlines, holds, hope, larger, obesity, police, red, spacecraft, stronger, struck, study, takes, tape, tape?], year, [thats, [werent, [you

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2004 11:23 PM; by gemi_babe

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JOKES

Movement in timber floors when walking

Started by SJH747, 29th February 2004 09:12 AM

7-10, advise, approx, boards, builder, buying, cabinets, commit, concerned, eating, floor, flooring, floors, heard, house, issues, joists, kitchen, laid, lot, move/rattle, movement, polished, share, slab, tiles, timber, unsure, walk, walking

Replies: 5
Views: 4,171

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th March 2004 10:59 PM; by journeyman Mick

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FLOORING

Little Johnny

Started by Dusty, 15th February 2004 01:01 AM

bit, biting, crows, eating, farmer, fence, fourteen, guess, hey, icecream, johnny, left, licking, mary, minutes, miss, nervously, palour, passed, replied, ring, shot, sitting, smiled, sucking, teacher, thinking, wearing, wedding, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th February 2004 01:01 AM; by Dusty

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JOKES

Observations

Started by DPB, 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM

argue, bird, brain, called, cells, children, chunky, clothing, difference, drink, dunk, eat, eating, house, idiot;, jimmy, kitchen, life, loose-fitting, observations, people, pope, sex, signed, told, trash, watching, world, worms, worst

Replies: 0
Views: 1,946

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2004 10:12 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Another truly brilliant one.....

Started by Eastie, 29th October 2003 04:30 PM

aid, bar, barman, breath, brilliant, cheese, dying, eating, fall, final, ground, mixing, rabbit, rushes, sandwich, snacks, taking, toasted, toasties, tomato

Replies: 2
Views: 2,208

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th November 2003 08:10 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

Outsmarted

Started by Baz, 19th August 2003 09:54 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,340

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2003 09:54 PM; by Baz

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JOKES

lawyer

Started by Gino, 17th September 2002 11:09 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 2,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2002 12:15 AM; by Corunetes

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JOKES

Kids advice to kids

Started by Gino, 18th March 2001 01:57 PM

advice, andrew, armir, bad, buster, cat, cutie, dad, dust, eating, glass, hide, kellie, kids, kitten, kyoyo, mad, milk, mom, piece, polka-dot, school, shes, shorts, start, tic-tac, time, underwear, wear, white

Replies: 0
Views: 1,924

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th March 2001 01:57 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

101 uses for shellac

Started by Tony Hartwell, 23rd October 2000 01:05 PM

101, 102, 904, additive, agent, bar, bye, choccy, chocolate, confectionery, drop, eating, hartwell, kids, lol, mag, mags, manufacture, polished, read, resin, rub, sec, shallac, shellac, straight, table, throwing, tony, wait

Replies: 5
Views: 3,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2000 04:20 PM; by Tristan Croll

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FINISHING

The drunk and the cat

Started by Iain, 13th October 2000 07:28 PM

cat, chair, drunk, eating, edge, leaned, lounge, remember, sitting, threw, upd, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 1,451

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2000 07:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

I like the way you're thinkin'

Started by John Saxton, 2nd September 2000 08:50 PM

answer, answered, biting, blushed, cone, cones, eating, guess, ice-creams, jimmy, johnno, licking, married, now.if, question, rest, ring, sitting, sucking, teacher, thinkin, thinking, wedding, women

Replies: 1
Views: 1,219

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2000 09:42 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

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Rember this when you come home drunk

Poll: glamour shots

The Poor Tailor and the French Restaurant

Food for thought

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Garden pests

eating my words

Al's Job

Freedom!

too much reading

aint love grand

What a b1tch!

What's for Dinner Dad?

it won't be long

Man of the House

The Year's Best [actual] Headlines Of 2003:

Movement in timber floors when walking

Little Johnny

Observations

Another truly brilliant one.....

Outsmarted

lawyer

Kids advice to kids

101 uses for shellac

The drunk and the cat

I like the way you're thinkin'