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Broken down car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:08 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, broken, car, day, drunk, dying, examining, head, hope, piston, replied, time, worried, wrong, yeah

Replies: 3
Views: 1,624

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 08:50 PM; by Tonyz

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New computer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 05:51 PM

allan, buy, computer, decided, dying, hope, model, reads, remind, replace, shop, strife, time, trouble, wife, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,347

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 02:06 PM; by Rodgera

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Marriage proposal

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th October 2007 10:37 AM

ago, allan, bashful, chap, dance, dances, days, dying, hope, marriage, married, marry, met, proposal, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th October 2007 11:54 AM; by Capt. Zero

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Car problems at Munruben

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th October 2007 06:15 PM

allan, answered, bonnet, broke, car, drunk, dying, head, hope, john, mate, munruben, piston, problems, replied, time, worried, yeah

Replies: 0
Views: 1,186

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 06:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sights in the sky

Started by Allan at Wallan, 5th October 2007 09:16 PM

3aw, allan, bush, callers, car, club, coming, contemplating, dying, experience, hiding, hope, hurtling, light, lights, mate, meteorite, minutes, north, numerous, radio, share, sights, sky, station, stopping, sydney, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,710

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 04:55 PM; by AlexS

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Changing times

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th October 2007 12:30 PM

allan, changing, dying, food, hope, life, pants, realise, replaced, sex, time, times, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 1,822

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2007 09:24 AM; by wheelinround

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Free man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd October 2007 01:45 PM

allan, backwards, dying, face.d, free, hope, isle, man, play, scene, smile, time, video, walk, wedding, wife, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 01:58 PM; by rsser

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Antique axe

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th September 2007 09:15 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,483

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th September 2007 09:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Sacked timber worker.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th September 2007 05:48 PM

allan, boss, cut, cutting, day, door, dying, fencing, hope, lasted, neighbour, posts, sacked, size, started, task, timber, time, wide, worker, worried, yard

Replies: 1
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 05:49 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,383

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

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Lady and bartender

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, approached, barman, barmans, bartender, checked, collar, dying, enquired, hair, hands, hope, ladies, lady, lucky, manager, nervously, night, paper, pity, ran, replied, stroked, surprised, time, watching, woman, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,108

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 09:17 AM; by wheelinround

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Understanding your wife

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 06:03 PM

allan, dying, hope, marriage, time, times, understand, understanding, wife, woodturner, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:21 PM; by K_S

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Glass of beer

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th September 2007 11:53 AM

added, allan, answer, bar, beer, call, decided, drinker, dying, glass, hope, left, minutes, nature, note, protect, read, returned, sitting, spat, time, worried, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 02:54 PM; by munruben

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Mixed feelings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 11:22 AM

car, cliff, drive, dying, feelings, hope, mixed, mmmmm, mother-in-law, time, watched, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,776

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2007 11:41 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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Best man

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:00 PM

allan, brothers, chance, dying, hope, man, prove, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 912

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 10:15 AM; by Gra

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Cross eyed dog

Started by Allan at Wallan, 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM

allan, bloomin, cross, dog, door, dying, eyed, heavy, hope, minute, neighbour, picked, replied, time, vet, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,270

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd September 2007 12:15 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Munruben Cattle Ranch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 06:14 PM

500, allan, bloke, branding, called, cattle, day, dying, hazy, head, heaven, hope, invested, lazy, luck, lucky, met, munruben, ranch, sevens, survived, time, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 1,940

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 12:29 PM; by munruben

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Wanted - another go.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th September 2007 09:06 PM

allan, bullet, club, dying, foot, head, hit, home, hope, late, lower, night, roof, time, wanted, wife, woodworking, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st September 2007 07:59 AM; by Rodgera

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Goodbye kiss

Started by Allan at Wallan, 20th September 2007 12:14 PM

allan, dying, goodbye, holiday, hope, kiss, kissing, stand, time, wife, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,199

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th September 2007 06:06 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The ant and the elephant

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th September 2007 09:23 PM

allan, ant, apologies, david, disturbing, dying, elephant, giraffe, hope, joke, love, news, story, time, tonight, worried

Replies: 11
Views: 2,174

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:14 PM; by pawnhead

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Grand Final time

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th September 2007 02:02 PM

active, ahhh, allan, arrive, drab, dying, excitement, final, grand, hope, life, pickpockets, sex, time, wait, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,211

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2007 05:35 PM; by munruben

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Crook carby in the car

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 02:53 PM

allan, answered, attention, car, carby, crap, crook, dying, enquired, friend, hope, mechanic, pick, sadly, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,185

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:31 PM; by pawnhead

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Party trick.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 12th September 2007 03:28 PM

activates, allan, answer, colon, complete, computer, concentration, dying, e.g, grandchild, hope, insert, line, live, mark, marked, party, peter, petition, question, requires, rest, stop, time, trick, type, typed, typing, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,242

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 03:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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The Trustworthy Lawyer

Started by wheelinround, 12th September 2007 11:11 AM

$8000, admitted, amount, bring, charity, check, clergyman, clergymans, coffin, confessed, contained, doctor, dying, entire, envelope, friend, friends, frivolously, gentle, lawyer, medical, money, personal, promise, sincerity, trusted, trustworthy, waste, worthy

Replies: 0
Views: 1,106

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th September 2007 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

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Scuba diver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th September 2007 08:35 PM

allan, behold, bloke, chap, depth, diver, diving, drowning, dying, gear, grabbed, hope, looked, metres, nearby, notepad, pen, pulled, quickly, scuba, slimline, time, waterproof, worried, wrote

Replies: 2
Views: 1,191

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:06 PM; by munruben

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Sorting out ants

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th September 2007 03:18 PM

allan, ants, check, class, dying, easy, female, females, hope, job, male, morning, night, science, sorting, spout, teapot, time, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,520

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2007 03:21 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,563

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

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New driver

Started by Allan at Wallan, 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM

$100, account, allan, change, chap, control, dark, driver, driving, dying, fright, hearse, hope, lost, mate, night, note, passenger, replied, scare, seat, street, tapped, taxi, taxis, time, twenty, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,701

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2007 11:09 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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No sleep last night

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 07:08 PM

allan, blokes, dying, fence, gates, heard, hope, looked, night, noise, offence, pinching, sleep, strange, terrible, time, worried

Replies: 12
Views: 2,126

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 09:37 AM; by Iain

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Extended lunch hour

Started by Allan at Wallan, 30th August 2007 06:07 PM

agreed, allan, baby, boy, break, calm, chap, david, dunno, dying, elated, employee, expecting, extended, girl, gotta, hope, hour, lunch, months, naturally, now.2tsup, readily, replied, smiles, time, wait, wife, wonderfully, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 2,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 10:46 PM; by Calm

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Toilet humour (but its ok )!

Started by Allan at Wallan, 29th August 2007 09:07 PM

allan, answered, answering, bit, busy, cubicle, decided, depart, door, dying, exit, heard, hope, humour, idiot, left, listen, questions, quickly, reached, remark, ring, robbo, scene, surprised, time, toilet, uneasy, voice, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,341

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st August 2007 09:39 AM; by Barry Hicks

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Homesick Scotsman

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:18 PM

allan, arrested, bourke, breaking, claimed, department, dying, glasgow, glass, homesick, hope, melbourne, myer, scotsman, store, time, windows, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th August 2007 03:00 PM; by Chumley

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A real yarn

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 09:54 PM

$120, $30, allan, ankle, cashier, couple, desperately, door, dying, fell, front, grabbed, hang, leg, minutes.roll, mistake, pulling, real, realised, ride, sight, stopped, time, total, wife, woman, worried, worth, wrestling, yarn

Replies: 0
Views: 5,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 09:54 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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A Woodies Yarn

Stolen watch

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 06:12 PM

allan, blink, centre, day, dying, eye, hope, local, matter, police, remember, report, rotten, sat, seat, shopping, stolen, taking, time, watch, worried

Replies: 6
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:13 PM; by scooter

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Eternal life pills

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 04:07 PM

1524, 1882, 1946, agree, allan, arrested, bloke, chin.d, claim, day, dying, eternal, fake, grin, hope, john, life, munruben, p.s, pills, police, previously, qld, selling, silentc, smile, time, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 04:25 PM; by munruben

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Job offer at Kentucky Chicken

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th August 2007 10:29 AM

allan, blacksmith, chicken, days, dying, flies, hope, hot, job, kentucky, offer, offered, shoo, summer, task, time, wallan, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:29 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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A born loser

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th August 2007 09:01 PM

allan, bloke, born, burly, car, chap, cyclist, decided, determined, drink, drive, dying, found, glass, home, hope, life, loser, motor, pinched, poison, pub, sat, scoffed, skittled, stolen, tears, time, walking, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 06:32 AM; by Barry Hicks

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First job

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th August 2007 12:22 PM

allan, bend, board, centre, continuous, country, day, dying, floodgates, highway, hope, job, lasted, line, paint, roads, task, time, white, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,518

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th August 2007 11:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Three rings

Started by Allan at Wallan, 25th August 2007 04:58 PM

allan, dying, engagement, hope, involves, marriage, married, remember, ring, rings, suffering, time, wedding, worried

Replies: 3
Views: 1,894

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th August 2007 07:24 PM; by munruben

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Memories.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 24th August 2007 02:18 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,384

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 02:18 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,227

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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Horse rider

Started by Allan at Wallan, 21st August 2007 12:38 AM

allan, believed, bravely, clinging, clutching, courage, day, dying, eyes, fifties, finally, foot, friends, glory, hope, horse, horses, lady, manager, mane, rescue, ride, rider, safeways, stirrup, switch, tears, time, watch, worried

Replies: 9
Views: 2,030

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:50 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Give me a push

Started by Allan at Wallan, 19th August 2007 01:18 PM

allan, bedroom, bit, bride, chap, couple, distraught, door, dying, harsh, helped, honeymooning, hope, hurt, husband, knock, mate, motel, night, playground, push, replied, returning, settled, swing, time, trouble, voice, worried, yelled

Replies: 1
Views: 1,321

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2007 03:40 PM; by joe greiner

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Bank balance

Started by Allan at Wallan, 9th August 2007 10:51 AM

allan, approached, balance, bank, check, day, dying, fell, hope, over.o, shoulder, teller, time, touched, worried

Replies: 4
Views: 1,672

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 02:11 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Fire at school

Started by Allan at Wallan, 17th August 2007 01:29 PM

allan, answered, coming, dying, fair, fire, home, hope, johnny, mate, mum, remember, replied, school, set, smoking, time, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,070

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 01:29 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Greyhound

Started by Allan at Wallan, 13th August 2007 12:28 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

$700, allan, broke, calder, drag, dying, greyhound, happy, hope, lead, legs, lost, moment, paid, races, raceway, ran, recently, time, tram, trier, walking, whilst, won, worried

Replies: 18
Views: 2,584

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2007 08:29 AM; by RETIRED

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Loving old couple

Started by Allan at Wallan, 11th August 2007 04:03 PM

bench, couple, cuddle, departed, dying, ear, garden, hand, hands, hold, hope, loving, nibble, nothings, proceeded, remember, replied, sat, sweet, teeth, time, whispered, woman, worried, yelled

Replies: 0
Views: 1,548

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 04:03 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Brakes not working

Started by Allan at Wallan, 10th August 2007 12:16 PM

allan, brakes, car, dying, fix, hope, horn, local, louder, mechanic, overcame, time, working, worried

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2007 12:16 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Eating out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM

allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,475

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 10:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Drinking Song

Started by Allan at Wallan, 7th August 2007 04:36 PM

allan, bar, compose, drinking, dying, hope, night, past, pub, song, time, worried

Replies: 10
Views: 2,046

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 08:54 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

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