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Gold Coast Australia Day BBQ

Started by dai sensei, 10th January 2009 09:16 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

address, aussie5, australia, basically, bbq, bring, chewin, coast, cool, day, door, drink, eat, fat, forget, gold, hot, live, plenty, pool, post, prize, sitting, spare, thinking, timber, usual, volleyball, water, week

Replies: 63
Views: 12,100

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2009 11:51 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
EVENTS

Brushbox Kitchen Benchtop refinished

Started by axel, 18th January 2009 03:58 PM

appreciated, axel, benchtop, brushbox, coating, coats, cold, comments, drink, drying, easily, experienced, finished, finishing, food, glas, highly, hours, kitchen, liberon, marks, oil, refinished, saucepan, solution, spill, time

Replies: 1
Views: 2,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th January 2009 09:35 PM; by Harry72

Forum:
FINISHING

BRAVO to the Seniors!!!!!!

Started by Barry_White, 28th October 2008 08:35 AM

advantage, applause, arrogant, beer, bravo, cars, citizens, computers, drink, electric, energy, fart, generation, grew, hydrogen, invented, light-speed, litany, love, mars, nuclear, pausing, processing, resounding, senior, seniors, son, spaceships, students, visited

Replies: 3
Views: 1,984

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2008 05:43 PM; by AlexS

Forum:
JOKES

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

Some thoughts on dieting and good health

Started by Barry_White, 23rd October 2008 07:48 PM

apparently, attacks, beers, chinese, conclusion, diet, dieting, drink, eat, english, fat, fats, fewer, germans, good, health, heart, italians, kills, lot, lots, mexicans, pasta, red, sausages, speaking, suffer, thoughts, walka, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,647

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd October 2008 07:48 PM; by Barry_White

Forum:
JOKES

Investment advice

Started by Woodwould, 20th October 2008 05:07 PM

$1000, $1000.00, $16.50, $214.00, $49.00, 2tsup, advice, ago, based, beer/wine, cans/bottles, current, drank, drink, earned, enron, heavily, investment, left, nortel, original, purchased, recycle, recycling, refund, s.a, stock, worldcom, worth

Replies: 1
Views: 1,289

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 06:18 PM; by underfoot

Forum:
JOKES

Old man

Started by munruben, 13th September 2008 01:28 AM

amazing, chair, cigarettes, day, drink, eat, exercise, fatty, foods, happy, honey, life, man, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, twenty-eight, walked, week, whiskey, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,201

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th September 2008 01:28 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Air India

Started by Phil Spencer, 22nd August 2008 11:04 AM

air, american, chappatis, coolly, curious, desserts, disgust, dish, drink, excuse, feasting, food, holding, in-flight, india, lassi, loud, meal, milk, nose, picked, pieces, pooooooooot, proudly, replied, settling, sound, uncle, wheat, yogurt-based

Replies: 1
Views: 1,396

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2008 12:26 PM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

The International Council Of Man Laws.

Started by WoodJunky, 6th June 2008 09:25 PM

acceptable, balls, beer, birthday, buy, car, choice, circumstances, conversation, council, drink, drive, free, friends, game, guts, guy, guys, home, international, late, laws, man, mates, night, situations, sports, stopwatch, watch, wife

Replies: 5
Views: 2,107

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st August 2008 09:11 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Work Mates - Flying High

Started by Rodgera, 16th August 2008 12:15 PM

airport, bad, couple, dave, day, drink, effects, farted, feel, feels, flying, fogged, fuel, hangar, hangover, hey, high, jet, jim, mates, morning, perth, phone, rings, stuck, stuff, surprised, wanna, work, yeah

Replies: 2
Views: 1,575

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2008 04:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Reasons To Like Beer by 7 Year Olds

Started by WoodJunky, 14th August 2008 09:13 PM

7-year-old, barbecue, beer, bone, burns, bury, dad, danced, dances, dog, drink, drinks, ethan, funny, lilly, loves, mom, olds, pool, reasons, sausages, sense, silly, sleep, street, taste, tells, time, year, yells

Replies: 5
Views: 2,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2008 10:59 PM; by joe greiner

Forum:
JOKES

Saving lives - Blonde's Diary on ship . . .

Started by Shrek3, 14th August 2008 07:06 PM

1600, 2tsup, blonde, cabin, captain, caviar, champagne, charming, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, drink, husband, inside, lives, night, piano, pool, saved, saving, ship, shocked, sink, stay, told, unfaithful, visit

Replies: 2
Views: 1,284

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2008 08:49 PM; by williampp

Forum:
JOKES

Revenge Is Sweet

Started by Barry Hicks, 14th July 2008 09:42 AM

$300, allan, apologises, attention, completely, drink, embarrassed, embarrassing, everyones, graduate, hopelessly, looked, minutes, people, psychology, respond, revenge, situations, sleep, slinks, student, studying, sweet, table, tonight, top, voice, walks, woman, yells

Replies: 2
Views: 1,586

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2008 04:28 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A long drink

Started by Woodwould, 9th July 2008 02:56 PM

ago, boyfriend, celebrating, drink, drunk, drunk22, god, hear, heard, long, nearby, person, reunion, school, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife, wife;

Replies: 0
Views: 1,166

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th July 2008 02:56 PM; by Woodwould

Forum:
JOKES

Southern Gentleman

Started by Barry Hicks, 28th June 2008 06:00 PM

alabama, ass, bourbon, cold, drink, gentleman, half, hour, lack, lady;, lord, luvly, mah, miss, neighbourly, pair, persuade, piece, quietly, real, replied, returned, sat, sir, southern, sweet, table, trouble, waitress, yall

Replies: 1
Views: 1,677

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th June 2008 03:07 PM; by rsser

Forum:
JOKES

Mother Superior

Started by munruben, 24th May 2008 04:16 PM

bed, bottle, comfortable, consumed, cow, cup, die, drank, drink, drop, dying, earnest, glass, happened, journey, kitchen, milk, mother, nuns, offered, pious, raised, refused, returned, sell, superior, times, warm, whiskey, woman

Replies: 2
Views: 1,952

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th May 2008 11:44 AM; by Batpig

Forum:
JOKES

Value for money the Aussie way

Started by wheelinround, 4th May 2008 11:10 AM

2007, 900, aussie, australian, australians, average, beer, bloody, drink, found, gallon, gallons, means, miles, money, study, that2tsup, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,474

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th May 2008 08:59 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Performing Searches

Started by WillyInBris, 4th May 2008 05:51 PM

answered, bloody, boards, commas, drink, drive, exact, forum, google, guys, homes, inverted, links, lot, manufactured, people, perform, performing, piss, post, posts, search, searches, suck, time, wording

Replies: 4
Views: 1,496

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th May 2008 08:31 PM; by steven

Forum:
FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

Old Gentleman

Started by munruben, 29th April 2008 03:29 PM

bar, cocktail, dressed, drink, eighties, elderly, flower, gentleman, groomed, hair, image, lady, lapel, looked, lounge, mid, nineties, seated, shave, sip, sits, slightly, smelling, suit, takes, upscale, walks

Replies: 1
Views: 1,566

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Streaker

Started by Allan at Wallan, 26th April 2008 12:54 PM

ago, allan, avoid, bruce, calendar, commercial, completed, confronted, damico, doull, drink, football, front, helen, incident, lass, months, precaution, recalling, remember, stole, streaked, streaker, streaking, t.v, toyota, windex

Replies: 3
Views: 2,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th April 2008 06:25 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Twins

Started by munruben, 16th April 2008 10:40 PM

beautiful, bemused, brandy, brought, car, chance, cognac, coming, country, drink, drive, food, french, garlicky, gendarme, irate, jim, john, lovely, mademoiselles, paris, pint, prefer, replies, sandwiches, stand, twins, wine, wines, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 10:40 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Texas

Started by munruben, 14th April 2008 11:52 PM

ahead, air, arms, bar, blind, cab, dog, door, drink, driver, flush, guy, joke, left, misses, motel, panic, pool, shouts, splashing, starts, straight, swimming, takes, texas, toilet, told, walk, walks, waving

Replies: 1
Views: 1,753

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th April 2008 03:46 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

You are what you speak

Started by wayfarer, 4th April 2008 09:55 AM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, cheese, conclusion, drink, eat, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, foie-gras, french, germans, heart, kills, literature, lot, lots, nutrition, red, sausages, speak, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 3
Views: 1,847

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2008 12:33 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
JOKES

Drinking games

Started by wayfarer, 30th March 2008 12:39 PM

african, africans, air, astonished, australian, barman, beer, bloody, cool, drink, drinking, drinks, games, glass, glasses, gun, kiwi, kiwis, koala, mate, noo, picks, pieces, pulls, sand, shoots, south, strailya, throws, zulland

Replies: 1
Views: 1,416

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 12:46 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Incredible Memory

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th March 2008 07:30 AM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2008 08:27 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Don't Drink Tea!

Started by Barry Hicks, 12th March 2008 12:29 PM

2y.o, allan, brought, cup, cups, dad, daughter, drank, drink, home, lots, mum, obvious, occur, plain, praise, reach, relish, set, tea, toilet, watched, water, wife, woodies, y.o, yummy

Replies: 2
Views: 1,436

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th March 2008 01:49 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Old Girlfriend

Started by Outbackrr, 6th March 2008 09:45 AM

ago, celebrating, drink, drinking, drunken, girlfriend, goodness, heard, lady, nearby, person, reunion, sat, school, shes, sighed, sitting, sober, split, staring, swigging, table, understand, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,372

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th March 2008 04:00 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Three Little Pigs

Started by MICKYG, 3rd March 2008 09:25 PM

1st, 2nd, 2tsup, 3rd, bill, brought, cake, chocolate, coke, cream, desert, drink, drinking, eat, home, ice, lots, meal, pasta, pig, pigs, pizza, restaurant, sprite, waiter, water, wee

Replies: 5
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th March 2008 09:59 PM; by wayfarer

Forum:
JOKES

An Irishman at a bar in New York City

Started by WoodJunky, 1st March 2008 05:42 PM

bar, bloody, broken, buy, city, date, drink, fast, giggles, hour, irishman, lady, minutes, nearby, notices, panties, replies, running, sitting, smirks, state-of-the-art, taps, telepathically, telling, testing, times, watch, wearing, woman, york

Replies: 1
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st March 2008 06:55 PM; by rsser

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JOKES

Don't ask

Started by Rodgera, 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM

answers, audacity, bar, bartender, bartenders, beat, catch, consitutes, conversation, day, dollars, double, drink, guy, hands, lawyer, life, nearby, overhearing, owe, remuneration, replies, scotch, sitting, stipulation, talking, thatll, uncanny, walks, whatll

Replies: 0
Views: 1,152

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 07:11 AM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A mans body

Started by dadpad, 7th February 2008 07:23 PM

addition, beer, body, built, chop, code, drink, google, mans, rights, time, trees, vimrod

Replies: 0
Views: 1,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2008 07:23 PM; by dadpad

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Another pub yarn

Started by Skew ChiDAMN!!, 2nd February 2008 03:39 PM

3rd, ahhh, bar, buy, drink, drinks, dublin, englishman, foot, glasgow, hame, happen, home, house, irishman, laid, moment, nuttin, odriscolls, personally, prefer, pub, pubs, scotsman, set, sister, upstairs, wee, yarn, yken

Replies: 1
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2008 04:20 PM; by Barry Hicks

Forum:
JOKES

Ray has a few too many

Started by munruben, 21st January 2008 09:26 AM

allowed, angrily, bangs, bar, bars, bartender, demands, door, drink, drinks, drunks, fist, freakin, front, hell, loudly, ray, returns, serve, shouts, sits, slurs, staggers, stumbles, told, walks, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2008 11:11 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

More bad jokes

Started by MICKYG, 17th January 2008 09:01 PM

bad, chair, cigarettes, couldn’t, drink, eat, exercise.”, fatty, foods, happy, jokes, life?”, noticing, packs, porch, rocking, secret, smoke, walked, week, whiskey, woman, you?’, “how, “that’s, “twenty-six”, “what’s

Replies: 1
Views: 1,657

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2008 09:10 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Drunk at the pub

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th January 2008 05:13 PM

allan, approached, bar, barman, barry, calendar, drank, drink, drunk, enquired, feel, finally, local, months, pot, pots, pub, quickly, replied, return, scoffed, short, shortly, stole, understand

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 05:13 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Leopard skin jacket

Started by Allan at Wallan, 6th January 2008 03:53 PM

$200, absolutely, allan, bloke, buying, calendar, cheap, drink, fellow, genuine, hinchinbrook, jacket, leopard, leopard-skin, months, pub, quiet, ray, replied, skin, spotless, stole

Replies: 2
Views: 1,302

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th January 2008 07:21 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

For the matured members

Started by MICKYG, 27th December 2007 02:55 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

50s, ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, christmas, congratulations, covered, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, houses, internet, kids, leave, matured, members, parents, ride, rode, shops, team

Replies: 32
Views: 4,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2008 11:53 AM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dieting

Started by DavidG, 2nd January 2008 09:31 PM

Replies: 2
Views: 1,638

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 06:48 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Healthy eating

Started by m2c1Iw, 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM

amounts, apparently, attacks, beer, conclusion, drink, eat, eating, english, excessive, fat, fats, fewer, final, germans, health, healthy, heart, italians, kills, literature, lots, nutrition, red, research, sausages, speaking, suffer, wine, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,444

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2008 12:33 PM; by m2c1Iw

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JOKES

Yet again I have been doing it all wrong - Another public service announcement

Started by FIGDIKI, 30th December 2007 11:37 AM

alcohol, and/or, announcement, bacteria, beer, boiling, coli, drink, drinking, fermenting, health, information, kilo, liquor, poop, process, public, purification, remember, risk, rum, service, stupid, talk, tequila, valuable, water, whiskey, wine, wrong

Replies: 6
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 04:46 PM; by Ashore

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JOKES

When We Wus Yung

Started by FIGDIKI, 28th December 2007 04:55 PM

ate, bikes, born, bottle, bottles, broke, buy, cars, children, congratulations, day, deal, drank, drink, easter, friends, house, houses, internet, kids, law, parents, ride, rode, shops, soft, video, worms, wus, yung

Replies: 4
Views: 1,249

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th December 2007 11:17 AM; by FIGDIKI

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JOKES

What are you doing to see in the new year?

Started by TEEJAY, 28th December 2007 09:30 AM

14yo, 3yo, ballroom, barbecue, bit, brisbane, drink, event, family, fireworks, friends, guess, ideas, looked, net, people, pub, sitting, southbank, swmbo, tight, times, type, whatcha, wondering, year

Replies: 1
Views: 1,425

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th December 2007 09:36 AM; by Honorary Bloke

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Merry Christmas

Started by wonderplumb, 23rd December 2007 12:59 PM

boys, cand2tsup, christmas, drink, girls, merry, safe

Replies: 3
Views: 1,409

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 08:41 PM; by patty

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Traffic accident statistics

Started by Barry Hicks, 11th December 2007 05:05 PM

10%, 90%, accident, accidents, bastards, caused, drink, drive, drivers, drunks, roads, safer, sober, statistics, time, traffic

Replies: 1
Views: 2,325

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th December 2007 05:20 PM; by Gra

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JOKES

Think About This When You Have a Cup of Coffee

Started by Barry_White, 5th December 2007 04:22 PM

adds, coffee, concentrating, cup, cups, disguises, dresses, drink, enjoy, eyeing, fail, god, happiest, instinctively, jobs, life, live, money, people, person, position, professor, provided, quality, quietly, remember, rest, richest, simply, speak

Replies: 7
Views: 2,234

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 08:12 PM; by fred.n

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Best joke this week.

Started by obee60, 25th November 2007 05:58 PM

airborne, attendant, aussie, australia, australian, brought, choice.dohdddddd, coke, conservative, disgust, dozen, drink, flight, handed, joke, lips, liquor, london, melbourne, muslim, plane, raped, replied, rum, savagely, seated, touch, week, whores

Replies: 3
Views: 1,683

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2007 02:14 PM; by TTIT

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JOKES

Cowpoke Allen

Started by wheelinround, 29th November 2007 09:23 AM

allan, allen, bar, bartender, cowpoke, curious, day, drink, finish, finished, frightened, home, horse, jokes, knowing, love, people, play, pole, replied, rode, texas, town, tying, villagers, visitors, walk, west, wild

Replies: 3
Views: 1,400

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th November 2007 06:36 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The Welsh Farmer

Started by Barry_White, 21st November 2007 08:00 PM

cachu, calls, cows, cup, don’t, drink, drinking, english?”, farmer, fed, fields, hand, hands, horses, irish, language, means, notices, pond, replies, s#&t, speak, translated, understand, walking, water, water”, welsh, welshman, “yes

Replies: 2
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd November 2007 10:46 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

Father Allan

Started by Barry Hicks, 18th November 2007 07:18 PM

allan, bewildered, clip, collar, days, dog, drink, enjoy, father, feeling, flock, forget, joints, left, meal, murmered, panicked, parish, priest, psychiatrist, sat, sister, stammered, sydney, table, theresa, thinking, told, topless, waitress

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 07:18 PM; by Barry Hicks

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JOKES

Wheelins train ride

Started by munruben, 10th November 2007 08:08 PM

bit, chatting, cloth, collar, compartment, don’t, drink, drunk.’, fine, front, hour, insisted, minister, rail, replied, ride, sharing, sick, speak, talk, talking, train, wheelin, wheelins, worse, yacking, yackity, ‘drunk?’, ‘please, ‘you’re

Replies: 1
Views: 1,225

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th November 2007 12:34 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

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