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Who would you invite to dinner

Started by fred.n, 12th January 2008 10:42 PM

alive, billy, connolly, dead, dinner, invite, mine, people

Replies: 12
Views: 1,896

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2008 09:25 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Melbourne west shed meet

Started by kman-oz, 27th October 2007 11:52 PM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

10am, 2008, 5th, amount, bbq, beverages, bring, date, details, dinner, food, gear, grow, huge, humble, january, lunch, meet, melbourne, midday-ish, offer, offers, provision, shed, space, suburbs, time, west, western, workshop

Replies: 79
Views: 12,709

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th January 2008 09:20 PM; by scooter

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Only a woman

Started by ravlord13, 24th December 2007 02:55 PM

aging, club, consideration, difficult, dinner, easy, eating, extra, finished, golf, half, home, hour, impossible, job, lunch, oversensitive, pete, rest, retirement, sandy, sit, table, tact, time, wife, woman, women, worse, yell

Replies: 1
Views: 1,570

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 03:16 PM; by Calm

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JOKES

Christmas with Louise

Started by Barry Hicks, 24th December 2007 10:29 AM

adult, bark, bottom, brother, buy, candidates, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, girl, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hours, louise, louises, morning, naked, noticed, panty, pantyhose, santa, shop, suddenly, talking, told

Replies: 1
Views: 1,257

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2007 11:52 AM; by fenderbelly

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Merbau tannin stain in sandstone

Started by Planned LScape, 6th December 2007 09:21 PM

amount, bunnings, cheers, christmas, close, dinner, domestos, hard, left, melbourne, merbau, pleased, porous, product, rain, react, relaying, removed, remover, rid, ripping, sandstone, scrub, sort, stain, substantial, tannin, thinking, week, xmas

Replies: 3
Views: 10,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2007 10:52 PM; by Planned LScape

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BRICKWORK, CONCRETING, PAVING, RENDERING, etc

Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,366

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Mums Fridge

Started by Gra, 21st November 2007 11:03 PM

answered, built, dad, dinner, door, explained, folks, fridge, gained, home, inside, lost, lovely, mom, mums, over-eat, perfectly, picture, pounds, refrigerator, remind, risque, scantily-clad, set, slender, table, taped, time, visiting, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,349

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st November 2007 11:03 PM; by Gra

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10amp oven plug

Started by azeroth, 19th November 2007 01:02 PM

10amp, bought, cabinet, cook, dinner, existing, kitchen, nice, normal, oven, paperwork, plug, powerpoint, reach, renovation

Replies: 13
Views: 7,489

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 09:25 AM; by Barry_White

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Surprise surprise

Started by munruben, 12th November 2007 10:22 AM

acting, appeared, calmly, chair, companion, dining, dinner, disappeared, door, fine, finished, firmly, husband, looked, noticed, paces, pardon, replied, restaurant, sight, slid, sliding, slowly, surprise, table, taking, unaware, waitress, walked, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th November 2007 05:29 PM; by wheelinround

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Barry and Allan dine out

Started by munruben, 21st September 2007 12:41 PM

allan, barry, chicken, chinese, cookie, decided, dine, dinner, enjoying, fantastic, fortune, it.so, left, meal, night, reason, recommended, restaurant, table, watched

Replies: 6
Views: 1,731

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd September 2007 11:17 AM; by Allan at Wallan

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My diary

Started by Barry Hicks, 10th September 2007 04:59 PM

1600, appalled, captain, caviar, champagne, complete, day, dear, declined, diary, dinner, gentleman, invited, lives, luxurious, meal, night, packed, pool, saved, ship, sink, spend, spent, stay, time, told, unfaithful, visit, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,381

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th September 2007 10:05 PM; by munruben

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A letter. Wk plce Hars'm'nt.

Started by rgum, 22nd July 2007 12:48 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

apprentice, beautiful, card, catalouge, cheers, combo, creations, credit, day, dinner, gawwwddd, hammer, harhar, harrased, harrasement, harsmnt, invite, jhonny, kitchens, letter, list, love, mention, plce, read, set, start, stories, stuff, taught

Replies: 93
Views: 12,687

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2007 08:49 PM; by woodbe

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Kitchen Cry

Started by Rodgera, 11th August 2007 11:42 AM

2tsup, change, cooked, cry, crying, darling, dinner, dog, eaten, eating, evening, home, howard, kitchen, loud, matter, miriam, special, wife, worry

Replies: 0
Views: 1,373

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th August 2007 11:42 AM; by Rodgera

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Painting garage floor

Started by Spencer74, 8th August 2007 11:00 PM

andi, cleaning, colour, concrete, dinner, eat, finish, floor, found, garage, grey, guess, light, matter, painted, painting, preparing, pressure, pretty, staining, thread, topic, unsightly

Replies: 3
Views: 2,663

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 11:16 PM; by Big Shed

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PAINTING

Eating out

Started by Allan at Wallan, 8th August 2007 04:39 PM

allan, anticipated, arrived, dinner, door, doorstep, dying, eating, excited, home, hope, jam, lights, locked, night, rang, sandwich, time, wife, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th August 2007 10:37 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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Adelaide WW Show dinner

Started by Tex79, 20th July 2007 04:43 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

1200, 1230, 730pm, adelaide, book, catch, cheers, cold, day, deserved, dinner, duke, evan, expressed, fashion, guys, informed, keen, meet, reply, similar, stand, tables, thread, u-beaut, woodies, york

Replies: 19
Views: 3,967

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th July 2007 01:50 PM; by Wild Dingo

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EVENTS

Poll: Who gives a Rat's? (Political)

Started by Cliff Rogers, 19th July 2007 10:50 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

blokes, cabling, common, computer, country, couple, day, dinner, elect, flamn, heard, humour, invite, invited, john, johny, media, night, petey, pity, political, rat, rats, rooted, sad, sense, spend, talking, wife, wives

Replies: 25
Views: 3,359

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd July 2007 01:53 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

slippery deck

Started by scubabob, 7th July 2007 08:50 PM

ago, assume, bleach, buggery, cook, darkened, deck, dinner, effect, hot, hours, laid, missus, morning, mossy, natural, nic, no-no, pine, raining, sailing, scrub, slippery, stairs, stuff, timber, time, treated, verandah, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,968

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th July 2007 10:17 PM; by scubabob

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DECKING

?Sober

Started by Terry B, 7th March 2007 11:55 AM

alcohol, attacking, bar, barley, beers, bottom, burger, buzz, calories, catch, cutting, damned, dinner, elephant, glass, hey, home, hops, idea, jober, mosquitoes, moved, named, pink, recognize, salt, sober, sudge, traces, wife

Replies: 4
Views: 2,005

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th March 2007 10:45 AM; by Gra

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JOKES

2 Sqn Reunion

Started by Baz, 25th February 2007 02:24 PM

40th, activities, anniversary, august, awm, barry, blokes, canberra, celebrate, day, dedication, deployment, dinner, flypast, greet, meet, memorial, phang, planning, plaque, proposed, rang, reunion, service, sqn, squadron, stages, temora, vietnam, vtes

Replies: 5
Views: 2,098

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 06:38 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Woman's Dictionary

Started by WoodGirl, 22nd January 2007 11:03 PM

anytime, black, card, coloring, coming, create, day, dictionary, dinner, dresser, duplicate, forget, hair, half, hardware, hare, hole, lips, lipstick, list, lucky, magician, similar, space, stor, store, style, woman, womans, writing

Replies: 10
Views: 2,212

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd January 2007 06:12 PM; by CameronPotter

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JOKES

Now that's what I call well seasoned

Started by craigb, 8th January 2007 10:09 AM

ancient, buyer, caitlin, contemporary, department, dining, dinner, fossilise, furniture, grandeur, interior, italy, living, loft, london, mccann, owns, oxford, picture, seasoned, selfridges, sold, space, store, subject, table, talk, ten-seater, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 1,795

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 03:39 PM; by Ianab

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dinner?

Started by Grunt, 28th December 2006 08:57 PM

Replies: 10
Views: 1,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th December 2006 11:23 AM; by Grunt

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Christmas with Louise

Started by Groggy, 14th December 2005 05:20 PM

bark, bottom, brother, buy, called, car, christmas, dinner, doll, fell, fireplace, grandpa, granny, hang, home, hose, hour, hours, house, inflatable, left, louise, louises, love, morning, mouth, noticed, panty, santa, talking

Replies: 8
Views: 2,467

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 09:56 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Two Black Robbers

Started by fred.n, 12th December 2006 06:19 AM

average, black, bucket, button, dinner, elevator, fear, feet, floor, foot, gentlemen, god, hit, husband, laugh, maam, obvious, passed, perfectly, quarters, rob, robbers, rose, sized, story, tall, told, true, woman, words

Replies: 5
Views: 2,256

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th December 2006 10:38 PM; by Wongo

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JOKES

12 Reasons to be Thankful You Burnt the Turkey

Started by Rodgera, 24th November 2006 07:05 AM

bird, blackened, burnt, cajun, cardiovascular, carving, cheese, desserts, dinner, eats, football, guests, guys, pants, play, provide, quicker, reasons, salmonella, sandwiches, thankful, turkey, unbuttoned, uncle, uninvited, walk, weeks, workout, yard, you-know-who

Replies: 3
Views: 1,588

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th November 2006 06:48 PM; by echnidna

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Poor Old Widow

Started by Jack Plane, 20th November 2006 08:56 AM

$96, ba&^%ds, christmas, collected, day, dear, dinner, dollars, edna, envelope, friends, gift, glow, god, letter, money, office, pension, poor, post, read, rest, rounds, sincerely, thinking, time, warm, widow, woman, workers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,315

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2006 08:56 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Ozwinner Owes Me Money

Started by Felder, 8th November 2006 09:52 PM

$10.rolleyes, als, bet, bloke, conquest, conversation, dinner, earlier, favourite, gry, instincts, met, misled, money, owes, ozwinner, ppdd, pub, race, racing, rce4, reckon, reference, respect, results, soured, syd, thatll, trotter, trt

Replies: 2
Views: 1,300

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2006 10:05 PM; by Wongo

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What Would You Like For Dinner Tonight?

Started by echnidna, 27th October 2006 04:57 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

Replies: 25
Views: 3,497

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2006 10:22 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The love dress

Started by bennylaird, 24th October 2006 02:27 PM

arrive, couch, daughter-in-law, dimmed, dinner, dress, explained, finally, home, hours, husband, instantly, ironing, john, laid, laying, love, mother-in-law, naked, perfume, provocatively, ravages, romantic, sensually, showered, time, undressed, waiting, walked, whispered

Replies: 3
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2006 05:07 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

I am in trouble again

Started by Phil Spencer, 10th October 2006 09:16 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

banished, breast, contribution, daughter, dinner, enlargements, female, feminine, girlfriend, girls, kinds, mind.confused, mouthful, night, operation, started, stated, talking, thinking, touch, trouble, understand, wasted, woman, workshop, wrong

Replies: 23
Views: 3,357

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th October 2006 08:19 PM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

First Time

Started by Grunt, 15th September 2006 11:35 PM

boy, boyfriend, condoms, dinner, door, excited, family, finally, girl, girlfriend, girls, head, house, idea, inside, leans, meet, meets, minutes, night, pack, parents, pharmacist, seated, sex, table, ten, time, twenty, whispers

Replies: 3
Views: 1,540

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 01:22 PM; by Jeff

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JOKES

Man of the House

Started by Baz, 15th September 2006 06:09 PM

afterward, bath, bring, comb, dessert, dinner, directly, director, draw, dress, dry, f---ing, feet, finished, funeral, gourmet, guess, hair, hands, house, man, massage, meal, relax, replied, robe, towel, upstairs, wash, wife

Replies: 7
Views: 1,592

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th September 2006 10:20 PM; by tameriska

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JOKES

It's not what you say, but how you say it

Started by Breslauer, 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM

8-year-old, answer, bees, birds, couple, dad, daddy, decides, dinner, explaining, father, finished, girl, hanging, mom, mouth, proceeded, question, ready, replied, secs, sex, straight, surprised, told, yard

Replies: 0
Views: 1,222

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd August 2006 01:23 AM; by Breslauer

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JOKES

How domestic are you?

Started by Wongo, 21st August 2006 11:03 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bath, bigger, bit, clean, cleaning, cook, daily, dinner, domestic, floor, girls, home, house, housework, in-laws, ingredients, jobs, kinds, living, mess, morningo, news, ready, report, routine, spending, sweep, time, weekends, windows

Replies: 39
Views: 4,546

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd August 2006 11:47 PM; by journeyman Mick

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

bob's retirment

Started by goat, 19th August 2006 10:46 AM

aging, arrested, beverly, bob, break, club, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, found, golf, half, home, hour, job, lunch, oversensitive, rest, retirment, sit, table, tact, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 2
Views: 1,413

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th August 2006 10:33 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

The perfect woman

Started by Phil Spencer, 14th August 2006 09:31 AM

.the, breakfast, catch, cooks, deepest, dinner, dreams, eye, gourmet, guy, happened, killing, laugh, listens, meal, meet, morning, nice, nightcap, paying, perfect, replies, shares, suspense, talk, time, trimmings, wait, woman, wonderful

Replies: 5
Views: 1,708

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 10:33 PM; by mattylinn688

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JOKES

Kitchen Help

Started by Rodgera, 9th August 2006 10:08 PM

bottles, bowl, coke, cordial, day, decided, dinner, earth, empty, found, fridge, funnel, half, home, house, husband, jelly, kitchen, lime, putting, refrigerator, rest, returned, salad, searched, sister, started, store, suddenly, transferred

Replies: 0
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th August 2006 10:08 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

dinner is served

Started by Wongo, 16th July 2006 04:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

cashew, chicken, chinese, cook, corn, couple, dinner, dishes, duck, family, fried, hoi, hours, kitchen, meat, night, nuts, pancake, roasted, sauce, served, sin, skin, soup, spent, stir, veg, wife’s, wrapped

Replies: 26
Views: 2,608

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th July 2006 05:44 PM; by Bodgy

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Spaghetti Sauce

Started by Rodgera, 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM

advised, answer, becky, beckys, boil, called, center, concern, control, dinner, dish, dropped, forgot, giving, guest, haste, late, night, party, pasta, phone, poison, prepared, rang, refrigerate, sat, sauce, spaghetti, voiced, volunteered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,334

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd June 2006 08:06 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

A meal with Christopha

Started by Wongo, 4th June 2006 11:10 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

animal, christopha, cook, couple, dinner, doubt, legal, lovely, meal, neil, night, pauline, reasons, shot, skin, stopper, time, yum

Replies: 20
Views: 3,029

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2006 10:57 PM; by scooter

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JOKES

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,438

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

The Perfect Man

Started by Carry Pine, 26th April 2006 12:20 PM

accosted, ago, beer, buy, couple, dinner, dollars, dollarsandasked, drinking, extracted, homeless, itinstead, kirk, man, money, particularlydirty, perfect, replied., shabby-looking, stop, street, ten, walking, wallet

Replies: 0
Views: 1,338

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th April 2006 12:20 PM; by Carry Pine

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JOKES

Deer oh Deer

Started by Baz, 17th April 2006 04:20 PM

a%#&^g#@#, brings, calls, clue, cooks, cuts, deer, dinner, eat, edited, family, girl, giving, guess, home, hope, kids, kills, mother, orange, pieces, robbos, satisfaction, screams, suggests, telling, tells, yells

Replies: 1
Views: 1,627

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th April 2006 04:28 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Errol & Beryl

Started by Phil Spencer, 31st March 2006 09:18 AM

bed, beryl, birthday, bit, broke, bugger, day, dear, dinner, dishes, errol, errols, exciting, happy, home, hours, lady, life, love, machine, minutes, moan, moaned, question, quick, stagers, television, tired, washing, watch

Replies: 2
Views: 1,057

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st March 2006 07:45 PM; by W.Lill

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JOKES

A Question of Etiquette

Started by Phil Spencer, 25th March 2006 07:21 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caesar, chose, contemplation, cop, dietafter, dinner, eat, etiquette, fresh, friend, grub, happily, lettuce, meal, meat, moments, munching, night, noticed, offending, option, phil, plate, question, raconteur, salad, sweet, thankful, thing?confused, wondered

Replies: 17
Views: 2,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th March 2006 11:40 PM; by Ashore

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Notes From A Thoughtful Husband

Started by Jack Plane, 19th January 2006 09:57 AM

aging, cold, difficult, dinner, eating, extra, finished, freshly, glass, half, home, hour, hurt, husband, julie, lunch, notes, oversensitive, rest, ron, sit, suddenly, table, tact, thoughtful, time, wife, women, worse, yell

Replies: 0
Views: 1,439

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th January 2006 09:57 AM; by Jack Plane

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JOKES

Hearing problems

Started by Groggy, 5th January 2006 12:25 PM

appointment, becky, chicken, dining, dinner, doctor, door, feared, feet, gentleman, goodness, hearing, honey, jack, kitchen, moves, mutters, normal, problems, repeats, replies, response, sake, simple, test, time, tone, walks, wife, woodworker

Replies: 1
Views: 1,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th January 2006 12:06 AM; by doug the slug

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JOKES

MDF you can eat off of

Started by automizer, 12th December 2005 01:18 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

add, bottom, changing, chip, colour, counter, dinner, drying, eat, environment, epoxy, form, hit, ideas, lookign, mdf, nice, non-toxic, paint, plastic, pool, project, proof, pull, seal, shape, time, water, wet

Replies: 21
Views: 3,901

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd January 2006 05:10 AM; by Ruben

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FINISHING

Farm boy

Started by Bluegum, 28th October 2005 10:49 AM

accident, accidentally, agreed, boy, break, corn, dinner, eat, farm, farmer, feel, finally, found, hearty, hey, insisted, lot, meal, mighty, nearby, nonsense, overturned, replied, road, son, thanked, tipped, upset, wagon, willie

Replies: 0
Views: 1,668

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2005 10:49 AM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

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