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Jammed chainsaw

Started by Cliff Rogers, 10th January 2008 09:58 AM

artery, attack, bar, blood, caused, chainsaw, chest, clot, croc, crossed, damaged, dec, died, e-mail, fingers, hard, heart, hold, jammed, life, limited, lucky, mths, palm, pretty, pulled, resultant, started, tree

Replies: 6
Views: 3,597

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2008 06:25 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
SAFETY

Barry's donkey

Started by munruben, 9th January 2008 11:41 PM

barry, barrys, died, donkey, eat, food, hunger, learned, loss, offer, teach, wishing

Replies: 1
Views: 1,207

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2008 12:17 AM; by Ashore

Forum:
JOKES

Evap Air Con No Go!!!

Started by gregt, 8th January 2008 10:35 AM

air, bonair, company, con, controller, cooler, died, evap, evaporative, hard, remote, simply, supply, wired

Replies: 4
Views: 1,923

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2008 04:57 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Older Than Dirt

Started by wheelinround, 16th December 2007 07:27 AM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

bottle, burned, called, car, card, dad, delivered, died, dirt, fast, food, french, growing, home, house, irons, ladies, memories, milk, movies, older, phone, pizza, remember, remembered, sat, signals, soccer, switches, telephone

Replies: 35
Views: 5,066

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd January 2008 10:14 AM; by MICKYG

Forum:
JOKES

Entrance exam Munruben University

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th December 2007 09:56 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

allan, captain, cook, decent, died, door, entrance, entry, exam, examination, history, johns, munruben, neighbour, oral, piece, pole, question, replied, requires, trips, undertaking, university, wood

Replies: 30
Views: 3,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st December 2007 09:12 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
JOKES

End of retirement...

Started by Shedhand, 22nd December 2007 12:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2008, 2tsup, 4th, bit, bloody, brother, builder, cancer, caught, daughter, died, drip, end, extension, federal, flooded, gonna, grace, granddaughter, home, howard, isabella, jan, job, john, kill, mum, retirement, shed, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 09:28 AM; by Shedhand

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

My mum

Started by Shedhand, 5th December 2007 11:39 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apologise, beautiful, born, brother, busy, died, drew, epoxy, family, guess, happy, hours, late, leon, lose, love, loved, matters, mother, mothers, mum, pained, painful, sat, shell, spirit, stronger, stuff, west, wink

Replies: 16
Views: 2,878

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2007 12:41 PM; by Shedhand

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

2 stroke - Blonde moment!

Started by shaquibu, 30th November 2007 10:31 PM

bit, blonde, carby, cleaner, dear, died, drain, embarrassing, feel, fix, fuel, guess, metres, mistake, mix, moment, mowing, parked, quit, realize, realized, rover, sooooo, squirt, started, stooopid, stroke, suddenly, thinking, tomorrow

Replies: 4
Views: 1,187

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st December 2007 09:54 AM; by flynnsart

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Old ladies

Started by wheelinround, 27th November 2007 03:20 PM

after-dinner, animal, apartment, champagne, coming, completely, crazy, date, died, dinner, dorothy, dress, drinks, edna, enjoyed, expensive, goodness, gracious, ladies, nice, pleasure, punctually, senior, takes, talking, tears, telling, times, wear, widows

Replies: 3
Views: 1,147

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th November 2007 07:43 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

A scary read

Started by DonN, 17th October 2000 05:52 AM

1992, 1994, arkansas, attorney, clinton, clintons, commerce, crash, dead, death, died, drug, ferguson, found, fund, gunshot, head, house, july, mena, plane, raiser, read, reported, ruled, scary, suicide, white, willey, wound

Replies: 7
Views: 2,750

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th November 2007 03:26 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Staining an old buffet

Started by Jellybean, 16th November 2007 03:30 PM

appreciated, batteries, black, buffet, camera, cheers, coats, deb, died, grain, guess, hated, jobs, lift, lose, pattern, photo, quiet, shame, sort, stain, stain/varnish, staining, starters, straight, timber, treat, water, wood, worried

Replies: 8
Views: 2,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th November 2007 12:16 PM; by Jellybean

Forum:
FINISHING

A great, great man.

Started by rgum, 7th October 2007 06:59 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2pm, age, allies, amputated, basically, bottle, clemmens, defend, died, enjoy, finish, forget, forgetting, freedom, great, hear, hiding, islands, japanese, japs, jungle, lucky, man, martin, passed, scotch, soldier, stories, time, war

Replies: 16
Views: 3,327

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2007 06:39 PM; by rgum

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Anz

Started by wheelinround, 2nd November 2007 10:52 AM

account, anz, apply, bank, billing, calling, cancel, cards, cemetery, charges, closed, collect, credit, dead, death, died, family, fax, fees, january, late, lawyer, past, phone, report, service, sir, speak, stammer, supervisor

Replies: 11
Views: 1,879

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd November 2007 10:58 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Sunday Service

Started by Christopha, 26th October 2007 09:23 PM

1115, 930, alex, alexs, audible, barely, church, covered, died, fear, finally, flags, foyer, memorial, morning, mounted, names, noticed, pastor, plaque, service, soberly, son, staring, stood, sunday, trembling, voice, walked, women

Replies: 3
Views: 1,339

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th October 2007 12:43 AM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

New Home Building Regulations

Started by Barry_White, 17th October 2007 10:55 PM

2006, ahead, applying, assessment, attached, august, building, business, carry, catch, changed, cleaning, count, decide, dept, dft, died, experience, fair, home, jobs, license, minor, pointless, previous, regulations, tafe, time, trades, trading

Replies: 7
Views: 2,356

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th October 2007 10:44 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Plumbers quote for drainage and hook up

Started by Heather M, 5th October 2007 06:45 PM

bedroom, begun, break, builder, completely, died, drainage, estimation, gas, heating, hook, house, idea, local, outlet, owner, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, purchase, quoted, scary, shower, sinks, sound, tank, tanks, toilet

Replies: 3
Views: 2,061

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 03:34 PM; by SilentButDeadly

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

Farmers Wife

Started by BazzaDLB, 4th October 2007 11:23 PM

applied, boots, called, day, died, directed, drunk, entering, farm, farmer, farmers, farming, fireplace, found, gay, glass, hand, hard, job, left, sitting, slowly, successful, town, trembling, unbutton, waiting, widow, wife, wine

Replies: 0
Views: 1,045

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2007 11:23 PM; by BazzaDLB

Forum:
JOKES

trauma

Started by wheelinround, 3rd October 2007 05:45 PM

age, coffin, dear, death, died, family, friends, funny, hokey, laprise, larry, left, leg, moment, peacefully, person, pokey, reflecting, sadness, send, shut, smile, started, trauma, traumatic, trouble, unnoticed, world, worth, wrote

Replies: 1
Views: 1,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2007 08:00 PM; by pawnhead

Forum:
JOKES

Supermarket Mother

Started by Rodgera, 28th September 2007 07:38 PM

$127.50, answered, called, checkout, clerk, continued, counter, died, feel, finally, front, goodbye, lady, leaving, line, mother, noticed, pardon, pay, pick, purchased, recently, son, stepped, supermarket, thinking, total, uncomfortable, walking, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th September 2007 07:38 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Vacant seat

Started by Allan at Wallan, 27th September 2007 10:32 AM

ago, allan, belonged, booked, couple, crowd, days, died, dying, enjoyed, enjoying, friends, funeral, hope, husband, invited, lady, movie, noticed, replied, seat, shame, time, vacant, worried

Replies: 1
Views: 1,323

Last Post By:: Last Post: 27th September 2007 05:39 PM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Barry Burgess 0f the UK

Started by jow104, 23rd September 2007 11:34 PM

attack, barry, burgess, cliff, died, forum, france, heart, holiday, list, posting, printed, time, ubeaut, understanding, whilst

Replies: 3
Views: 1,620

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2007 03:29 PM; by K_S

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Funerals

Started by Jedo_03, 7th September 2007 08:43 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,495

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th September 2007 03:23 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Coffin splutter

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th September 2007 02:48 PM

ailment, allan, answered, buried, cemetery, coffin, coincidentally, cough, day, died, doctor, door, drove, dying, heard, hope, knock, lived, mad, neighbour, night, relieve, splutter, time, worms, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,453

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th September 2007 10:00 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

I love the Dutch inheritance laws.

Started by Sturdee, 21st July 2007 04:48 PM

1000, aunt, cold, descendants, died, distribution, divided, dutch, estate, extensive, family, fathers, grandfather, half, holland, incidently, inheritance, intestate, lad, laws, leaving, living, love, maiden, peter, pre, received, share, tool, winters

Replies: 12
Views: 3,122

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th July 2007 12:32 PM; by Bob38S

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Does this man have a clue?

Started by Capt. Zero, 4th July 2007 08:26 AM

737, ago, amazon, american, bradshaw, brazilian?p, brazillians, briefing, bush, clue, collision, couple, danger, days, died, employed, f-14, house, hundred, inferior, lost, man, midair, nick, people, pilots, response, rio, told, white

Replies: 1
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2007 02:09 PM; by renomart

Forum:
JOKES

Men have died for lesser offences

Started by ohno, 17th June 2007 06:22 PM

admiring, answer, base, bordering, boundaries, bring, crossing, died, dueling, ettiquete, grain, guy, huon, impressed, lesser, licked, men, nerverolleyes, offences, oil, piece, pieceroll, pine, surely, territoryd, thumb, varnish, weekend, wiped, woodworkrolleyes

Replies: 8
Views: 2,254

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th July 2007 01:53 PM; by Lignum

Forum:
SAFETY

Irishman

Started by munruben, 15th June 2007 10:21 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2007 10:21 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

Dead TV

Started by masoth, 10th April 2007 08:16 AM

bird, bits, box, cistern, collect, correctly, dead, decrepit, died, frame, giant, hmmm, isolating, magnets, mail, metal, nesting, opportunities, plant, planter-box, recycle, replaced, roller, set, single, soth, spacers, strips, ther, usable

Replies: 7
Views: 2,783

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2007 01:32 PM; by DavidG

Forum:
HINTS & TIPS

Car won't start

Started by Iain, 6th May 2007 05:38 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

ago, battery, car, cars, charger, click, died, dull, falcon, girlchild, haaa, hate, home, ignition, interior, key, levels, light, mechanic, offer, pretty, return, returned, solutions, start, wagon, warm, water, weeks, world

Replies: 21
Views: 2,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2007 11:11 PM; by Daddles

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

WIP - Laundry Rejuvenation

Started by RufflyRustic, 9th March 2007 11:16 AM

ago, bite, ceiling, checking, cheers, dark, died, doh, emptied, finally, funghi, gravy, hot, hwmnbo, laundry, life, opportunity, re-roofed, rejuvenation, removed, rid, roof, search, surprised, system, water, week.yayu, wendy, wip, woodrot

Replies: 9
Views: 3,056

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th May 2007 10:07 AM; by RufflyRustic

Forum:
LAUNDRY

Virginia Tech

Started by Rocker, 17th April 2007 09:25 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

allowed, amendment, american, attitude, ban, breath-taking, campus, citizens, college, died, doubt, firearms, government, hear, infuriating, lobbying, massacre, news, nra, people, preserve, regulation, result, rights, rocker, stupidity, tech, terrible, virginia, weapons

Replies: 83
Views: 8,815

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th April 2007 07:58 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Help with a song please

Started by Flowboy, 4th March 2007 12:32 PM

70s, 7ths, aus, called, chase, died, line, lots, maj, minors, note, remember, rob, sevenths, short, song, telling, words

Replies: 8
Views: 1,770

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2007 08:08 AM; by TassieKiwi

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who'd wanta be a Cop?

Started by echnidna, 22nd February 2007 06:41 PM

7 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

attacked, axe, axeman, chainsaw, coals, cop, cops, days, demonstrations, died, dirty, hauled, involved, job, loonies, pretty, shot, societies, suppose, targets, thankless, wanta, whod

Replies: 101
Views: 9,299

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2007 11:21 PM; by Groggy

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Who Would Want To Be a Paramedic!!

Started by Metal Head, 24th February 2007 09:48 PM

“when, ambulance, attack, bathroom, calling, chest, children, daisy, died, ecg, electrocardiograph, heart, husband, kirkland, life, oxygen, pain, paramedic, received, richard, saved, service, staffordshire, stairs, stupid, symptoms, test, told, tom, walked

Replies: 0
Views: 789

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th February 2007 09:48 PM; by Metal Head

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

As requested by johnc

Started by WoodGirl, 7th February 2007 06:07 PM

battery, breaks, bulb, chauvinistic, cross, died, difference, dishwasher, figured, finally, form, guy, hear, johnc, laughing, light, male, pig, positive, requested, road, screw, sex, shes, stand, time, told, woman, women, worse

Replies: 11
Views: 2,210

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2007 03:38 PM; by Howdya do that

Forum:
JOKES

Oh! the shame

Started by John Saxton, 11th February 2007 06:25 PM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, died, exhausted, finally, freezer, heart, heaven, home, house, keeled, looked, quit, ran, running, searched, shaking, shame, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th February 2007 06:25 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

thermal mass heating and cooling

Started by echnidna, 2nd February 2007 12:29 PM

air, called, changing, constantly, cool, cooling, cycle, days, died, heat/cool, heating, hour, house, info, mass, median, modern, movement, olden, passively, process, range, soil, supposed, temerature, thermal, track, tubes, underground

Replies: 1
Views: 1,854

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd February 2007 02:23 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Australian Flag

Started by ernknot, 22nd January 2007 09:59 PM

3 Pages •: 1 2 3

agrees, australian, ban, bastard, call, cash, change, counrty, day, denegrade, died, direction, fine, flag, freedom, freedoms, greedy, grubby, hate, hell, love, mates, national, note, organisors, ozzie, people, sonmething, talk, word

Replies: 42
Views: 4,785

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th January 2007 03:49 PM; by Studley 2436

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mobile phone problem

Started by bennylaird, 10th January 2007 09:32 AM

battery, bleeding, borrowed, bought, cells, charge, charger, charges, died, error, genuine, hols, ion, lipos, lithium, microprocessor, mobile, multimeter, nokia, overvoltage, phone, problem, probs, repairer, set, similar, son, swallow, week, xmas

Replies: 7
Views: 1,443

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th January 2007 11:01 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Vale Barry Burgess

Started by Gumby, 8th January 2007 08:23 AM

attack, barry, barrys, burgess, condolences, contributer, died, family, forum, friends, greatly, heart, input, message, miss, morning, news, notice, original, pass, post, posting, sad, section, sincere, suddenly, time, triton, vale, woodworking

Replies: 0
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th January 2007 08:23 AM; by Gumby

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

I Was Just About To Say Something Inane :oo:

Started by echnidna, 4th January 2007 02:09 PM

250w, 450w, died, inane, power, replaced, supply, unit

Replies: 4
Views: 1,142

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2007 12:50 PM; by echnidna

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

some parents...but read whole thread.

Started by womble, 3rd January 2007 06:22 PM

aedt, alerted, ambulance, amount, arrived, broadcasting, car, celsius, continued, cpr, cross, degrees, died, extensive, girl, heat, hospital, hour, left, officers, parentsbut, performing, proceed, read, sunshine, temperature, thread, time, told, western

Replies: 12
Views: 1,606

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 07:53 AM; by RETIRED

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Grandads Christmas Poem

Started by Iain, 21st December 2006 07:59 AM

answered, balls, beer, bottle, christmas, day, died, emptied, grandads, guts, lunch, master, merry, paupers, peered, poem, remember, stalls, strode, twas, whisky, wished, workhouse

Replies: 0
Views: 1,209

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st December 2006 07:59 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

De-lamination

Started by sjevan, 17th December 2006 07:24 PM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,983

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th December 2006 08:12 PM; by sjevan

Forum:
FINISHING

Death Before Dishonour

Started by John Saxton, 14th December 2006 08:48 AM

1st, 2nd, alive, attack, attic, bad, basement, beds, checked, closet, death, die, died, dishonour, exhausted, finally, freezer, froze, heart, heaven, horrible, house, keeled, looked, ran, running, searched, started, woman, women

Replies: 0
Views: 1,398

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th December 2006 08:48 AM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

anothery - bit rough..

Started by Shedhand, 14th November 2006 03:41 PM

anothery, arzeholes, arzeholes.every, askedwell, badly;, bit, body, brought, burnt, dermot, died, fire, identify, identyfy, looked, mortician, over.dermot, paddy, pretty, real, rolled, rough, time, tony

Replies: 1
Views: 1,157

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th November 2006 05:00 PM; by keith53

Forum:
JOKES

well kept lady

Started by John Saxton, 30th October 2006 10:41 PM

allowed, chosen, clerk, completed, days, died, duly, engraved, experience, final, finally, fulfil, hard, lady, limited, lived, maids, postal, proper, read, request, returned, space, stone, tombstone, unopened, virgin, virgins, wording, worker

Replies: 0
Views: 1,471

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2006 10:41 PM; by John Saxton

Forum:
JOKES

movie camera died in the bum so hers some pics for now

Started by Wild Dingo, 12th October 2006 05:36 PM

6mt, 9mt, access, book, bum, camcorder, camera, compressor, died, door, dusty, eek, figure, gonna, guess, hang, lives, movie, pics, roller, rolleyes, sheds, stuff, tad, thingy, tic, till, wait, walk, weekend

Replies: 11
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th October 2006 02:03 AM; by Wild Dingo

Forum:
THE GARDEN SHED

In Memorium

Started by tameriska, 12th September 2006 10:58 PM

builder, cabinetmaker, carpenter, concreter, cut, dad, day, died, employment, fair, father, hand, hard, knowledge, lining, memorium, memory, miss, mouth, people, plasterer, r.i.p, retail, roofer, started, stonemason, tiler, till, trade, word

Replies: 12
Views: 1,887

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 11:29 PM; by tameriska

Forum:
Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Peter Brock dies in accident

Started by bennylaird, 8th September 2006 04:24 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

accident, brock, brockie, died, dies, heard, peter, rally, reports, targa, unconfirmed

Replies: 69
Views: 8,080

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2006 08:11 PM; by cub3

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

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