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Oxymorons

Started by wheelinround, 17th January 2010 07:58 AM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,329

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st January 2010 11:40 AM; by munruben

Forum:
JOKES

I admit it, I'm a woose

Started by Daddles, 31st December 2009 02:49 PM

admit, age, ashamed, belief, bellied, boat, catching, common, dead, degrees, eventually, everyday, eyed, frog, horrid, reason, richard, sense, set, shed, tele, thermometer, trusy, watch, water, woose, worse, yellow, yup

Replies: 6
Views: 1,296

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2010 12:24 AM; by tea lady

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dead Bandsaw

Started by Mike Wingate, 17th October 2009 11:13 PM

bandsaw, blade, burnt, cable, capacitor, check, checked, clunk, common, connector, dead, determine, fine, fuse, motor, movement, multimeter, on/off, plug, sense, starter, startrite, strip, switch, unit

Replies: 3
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2009 06:12 AM; by Mike Wingate

Forum:
SAFETY

Death notice

Started by Allan at Wallan, 4th December 2009 09:49 PM

allan, bandsaw, chisels, clerk, commented, dead, death, died, drill, electric, heaps, herbert, jumped, lathe, local, notice, opportunity, paper, polishes, poor, price, read, sale, sandpaper, scrollsaw, seventeen, urgent, wife, wood, words

Replies: 5
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th December 2009 02:02 PM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

read this please

Started by terry arnold, 4th December 2009 09:30 PM

australian, bedroom, celebrate, christmas, cold, cry, curled, dark, day, dead, fight, floor, freedom, home, honor, house, lay, life, night, nights, people, read, request, rolled, santa, silent, soldier, soldiers, voice, watch

Replies: 1
Views: 1,221

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2009 09:45 PM; by RETIRED

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Beavermites!

Started by TTIT, 20th October 2009 04:02 PM

Replies: 6
Views: 1,830

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd October 2009 09:11 AM; by Cliff Rogers

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Mosaic adhesive

Started by billym, 21st October 2009 05:20 PM

1/2, adhesive, attach, attaching, broken, ceramics, dead, garden, iwill, length, metres, mosaic, plates, shadecloth, snake, strip, suggest, tree, wind

Replies: 1
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st October 2009 05:49 PM; by tea lady

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

childs oak rocker

Started by ralphtaff, 3rd October 2009 11:33 AM

bad, chair, child, childs, craks, dead, doels, dry, father, fill, gaps, oak, ralphtaff@yahoo.com, restored, rocker, shrunk, suggestions, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,120

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd October 2009 11:33 AM; by ralphtaff

Forum:
RESTORATION

Some interesting Observations

Started by fenderbelly, 9th September 2009 01:15 PM

animals, bell, bugs, cats, clean, coffins, day, days, dead, dirt, food, graveyard, hot, house, interesting, lead, nice, observations, peas, people, poor, porridge, pot, roof, slippery, thresh, tie, wake, water, wood

Replies: 2
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 9th September 2009 11:37 PM; by fenderbelly

Forum:
JOKES

Mitre Saw Choice

Started by coenie, 25th June 2009 08:05 PM

$370, $535, advice, arthritis, base, bosch, bucks, choice, consistent, dead, degrees, due, extra, forum, found, framing, guys, hand, locking, lot, market, mitre, saws, set, started, steadiest, system, walt, wife, worth

Replies: 11
Views: 8,522

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th September 2009 12:36 PM; by Bledrin

Forum:
PRODUCT REVIEWS

Oil on Fish

Started by Rodgera, 27th August 2009 06:06 PM

11-year, dead, effects, fish, harmful, mom, night, oil, sardines, school, students, tin, write, wrote

Replies: 3
Views: 1,165

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2009 11:06 AM; by Allan at Wallan

Forum:
JOKES

Some ponderisms

Started by Woodwould, 15th July 2009 11:13 AM

72.0pt, @font-face, alive, dead, depth, die, dying, feel, font-family, grave, health, hospital, kinds, life, lying, natural, nuts, pedestrians, plant, ponderisms, quick, rate, replacement, rut, seriously;, sexually, someday, stupid, transmitted, valuable

Replies: 2
Views: 989

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2009 06:38 PM; by Outbackrr

Forum:
JOKES

My Duck is Dead

Started by bullfright, 11th July 2009 10:51 AM

$150, 100%, bill, cat, certifiably, computer, dead, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, haunches, head, laid, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, returned, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, surgeon, table, terminal, vet, veterinary, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,595

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th July 2009 10:51 AM; by bullfright

Forum:
JOKES

Penguins

Started by watson, 23rd June 2009 11:20 PM

antarctica-, beaks, bird, buried, circle, dead, deep, dig, extremely, family, fellow, freeze, fresh, gather, grave, hole, holes, ice, jolly, life, lives, male, penguin, penguins, rolled, sing, social, surface, vestigial, wings

Replies: 10
Views: 1,644

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th June 2009 12:21 AM; by watson

Forum:
JOKES

Bank robbery

Started by munruben, 19th June 2009 06:27 PM

answered, bank, busy, customer, customers, dead, floor, glimpse, gun, gunman, lie, mans, mask, masked, pulled, rest, robbed, robber, robbery, shot, slipped, voice, walks, wife, yelled

Replies: 2
Views: 1,230

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd June 2009 10:36 AM; by mickelmaster

Forum:
JOKES

Knocking down former external wall

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 21st June 2009 03:10 AM

2/3, bit, cost, dead, deck, door, eventually, extension, external, fortune, glass, ground, house, idea, kitchen, knock, leading, left, meals, metre, push, read, rectangular, renovateforum.com, sliding, space, stairs, thread, wall, width

Replies: 0
Views: 2,589

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st June 2009 03:10 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
STRUCTURAL RENOVATION, ROOFING, DEMOLITION, etc

Jchappo & Chrisb691

Started by wheelinround, 3rd June 2009 04:57 PM

Replies: 7
Views: 1,195

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th June 2009 10:09 AM; by wheelinround

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

A dead duck

Started by WoodJunky, 2nd June 2009 06:28 PM

$150, bill, bird, cat, dead, delicately, dog, duck, ducks, eyes, foot, haunches, head, jumped, limp, looked, meowed, minutes, owner, patted, returned, sad, sat, shook, sniffed, softly, strolled, table, vet, woman

Replies: 4
Views: 1,282

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd June 2009 05:48 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
JOKES

angle between tiles and carpet -gap?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st June 2009 06:50 PM

10mm, angle, carpet, dead, deal, dry, edge, eye, floor, gap, glue, grout, guessing, joints, lay, leave, off----, perfect, read, renovateforum.com, row, run, scrape, simply, spread, starting, straight, thread, tiles, top

Replies: 0
Views: 1,216

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

angle between tiles and carpet -gap?

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 1st June 2009 06:50 PM

10mm, angle, carpet, dead, deal, edge, eye, flat, gap, grout, lay, laying, leave, off----, perfect, read, renovateforum.com, row, run, slate, spacers, starting, straight, thread, tiles

Replies: 0
Views: 993

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st June 2009 06:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

new locks to old door funiture

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 23rd May 2009 08:00 PM

1900s, 2tsup, actual, advice, appreciated, attached, dead, door, funiture, furniture, greatly, inside, keeping, lock, locks, photos, possum, read, renovateforum.com, replace, replacing, reply, thread, thumbnails, type

Replies: 0
Views: 1,264

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd May 2009 08:00 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Floorboard termite found

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 15th April 2009 03:40 AM

affected, bad, bits, bug, chuck, cut, dead, finally, floorboard, form, found, lay, live, lot, matters, pepper, powder, read, ready, renovateforum.com, single, slightly, termite, termites, thread, time, type, white, wings, wood

Replies: 0
Views: 1,465

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th April 2009 03:40 AM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
FLOORING

S trap and piping sizes

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 17th March 2009 09:10 PM

30mm, 40mm, 60mm, 90mm, absolutely, access, compleat, create, dead, diameter, easy, escapes, fine, house, logic, moved, outlets, pipe, read, real, renovateforum.com, sewer, silly, sink/tub, size, terracotta, thread, trap, water, workspace

Replies: 0
Views: 1,524

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th March 2009 09:10 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

stripping old wooden floors

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 6th March 2009 10:50 PM

45s, bloke, boards, bother, cabots, dead, finish, flat, floor, floors, gloss, job, lambswool, leveling, oil, pad, paint, poly, posts, read, renovateforum.com, required, sand, sanding, selected, shop, start, thread, tips, told

Replies: 0
Views: 1,642

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th March 2009 10:50 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Minwax Wipe on Poly (water or oil based?)

Started by belk, 24th February 2009 11:50 PM

apply, based, bench, cabbots, dead, easy, experience, finish, gels, glenn, glue-lam, hearing, instance, jarrah, kitchen, launch, minwax, oil, planning, poly, product, products, question, quick, set, similar, simple, top, water, wipe

Replies: 3
Views: 4,521

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th February 2009 11:21 PM; by Pusser

Forum:
FINISHING

The Amero - US dollar dead

Started by seafurymike, 15th February 2009 09:24 PM

absurd, amero, atleast, banks, buy, canada, currency, dead, debts, dollar, dollars, economy, encompass, euro, expect, fix, giving, gold, lending, mexico, money, re-float, sites, tarnish, time, trillion, usa, web, wiping, worthless

Replies: 5
Views: 1,787

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th February 2009 12:41 AM; by glenn k

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Quick Thinking

Started by watson, 8th February 2009 08:09 PM

afraid, answers, bad, dead, discreet, discretion, door, drop, gallagher, gentle, hand, home, house, husband, irishmen, knocks, leave, lost, meet, middle, murphy, murphys, playing, quick, retired, situation, thinking, wife, worse, £500

Replies: 5
Views: 1,560

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th February 2009 08:27 PM; by watson

Forum:
JOKES

Bad week

Started by Toggy, 1st February 2009 01:15 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

bad, bag, dead, deteriorated, drastically, emails, extra, gates, hope, improves, ken, locked, luck, numerous, ooroo, packed;, pizzed, postage, promptly, rate, reply, shed, slightly, time, tomorrow, unlike, week, well;, whinge.d, worrying

Replies: 17
Views: 2,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th February 2009 04:47 PM; by Big Shed

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Is the building industry full of cowboys?

Started by silentC, 18th July 2007 10:32 AM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

ago, arms, attitude, average, bca, bit, building, called, costs, couple, cowboys, dead, follow, guy, guys, home, house, industry, instructions, manufacturer, manufacturers, mine, owner, pay, prepared, reckons, rusts/fails/falls, thread, time, top

Replies: 62
Views: 8,272

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th January 2009 12:57 PM; by Ashore

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

It's an ill wind...

Started by Woodwould, 12th January 2009 10:00 AM

attached, bad, bag, bill, bloke, blokes, brought, couple, crabs, crays, dead, duty, geez, guess, handed, mate, minutes, missing, news, nice, oclock, pulled, sarge, share, sized, sugar, swag, trip, wife, wind

Replies: 2
Views: 1,293

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th January 2009 10:50 PM; by QbnDusty

Forum:
JOKES

Cheap wide board decking clamps

Started by Reno RSS Feed, 4th January 2009 06:40 PM

$150, $60, 90x45, amazed, attachment, board, boards, bowrench, brackets, clamp, clamps, compared, consistent, cost, dead, deck, decking, including, laid, perfectly, photos, pine, pipe, read, reasonable, recently, sets, straight, wide, worth

Replies: 0
Views: 7,562

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2009 06:40 PM; by Reno RSS Feed

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

Ice Cream Vendor

Started by fenderbelly, 22nd December 2008 09:34 AM

covered, cream, dead, floor, found, hundreds, ice, local, morning, police, sauce, strawberry, thousands, topped, van, vendor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,247

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd December 2008 02:27 PM; by Bluegum

Forum:
JOKES

Lawyers' seasonal greeting

Started by wheelinround, 18th December 2008 02:16 PM

acknowledged, actual, alive, and/or, binding, choice, dead, discretion, enforceable, fictitious, greeting, holiday, implement, implies, issuance, jurisdictions, lawyers, promise, proprietary, religious, respect, restrictions, rights, seasonal, secular, sole, traditions, wishee, wishes, wishor

Replies: 2
Views: 1,179

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th December 2008 06:38 AM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

How many times.....

Started by artme, 1st December 2008 01:07 AM

action, astounded, atafona, campos, caused, coast, dead, destruction, dropping, due, eating, extent, fish, fisherfolk, flow, hadn´t, happen, paraiba, people, perpetrators, poorest, river, shown, sort, studies, time, times, water, wihdrawals, world

Replies: 5
Views: 2,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th December 2008 02:07 PM; by prozac

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

there is no hope for the young poeple

Started by nz_carver, 12th November 2008 09:32 PM

10 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10

alf, alfs, brain, call, circular, counter, cut, day, dead, for??doh, glue, god, head, hope, it???dohdohdoh, jig, job, nice, pay, poeple, sawu, selling, smile, stick, stop, supur, thay, tool, toys, young

Replies: 142
Views: 16,132

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th November 2008 09:19 AM; by Wood Borer

Forum:
HAVE YOUR SAY

Cavity slider doors

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:21 AM

bathroom, bodies, builders, cavity, cladding, crew, dead, door, doors, entry, fiction, floods, guys, house, house.hey, interior, internal, mind-as, moment, movie, opportunity, plot, repairing, runs, sanitisers, sealed, slider, sliding, stripping, upgrade

Replies: 0
Views: 1,870

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:21 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
DOORS, WINDOWS, ARCHITRAVES & SKIRTS ETC

Relocating Ducted Heating to wall with no clearance!

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 07:10 AM

100mm, 200mm, appreciated, basically, clearance, day, dead, demolished, difference, dig, ducted, excavating, gaining, heater, heating, house, ideas, install, joe, makes, melbourne/preston, option, pretty, quickly, rust, space, unit, walkway, wall, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,477

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 07:10 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
HEATING & COOLING

External Painting

Started by ubeaut, 16th November 2008 06:50 AM

1930s, add, appears, claim, climb, coates, coats, couple, cut, dead, difference, double, electrical, experienced, external, facia, gutters, house, includes, jobs, ladder, lower, paint, painters, painting, quotes, story, tree

Replies: 0
Views: 1,313

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th November 2008 06:50 AM; by ubeaut

Forum:
RENOVATE FORUM RSS FEED

local sawmill

Started by fenderbelly, 13th November 2008 10:48 AM

accident, arm, bag, couple, cries, day, days, dead, dopey, exercising, head, hospital, limb, local, mick, nurse, paddy, plastic, rehab, rushes, sawmill, serious, severs, shocked, slips, suffocated, surprised, transports, treadmill, usual

Replies: 1
Views: 1,385

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2008 01:48 PM; by rrich

Forum:
JOKES

Why We Love Children

Started by WoodJunky, 24th October 2008 10:53 PM

answered, barber, bitch, boy, chicken, child, children, class, dead, dress, drink, farmer, girl, love, math, minutes, mother, move, mummy, play, replied, sky, sleep, son, story, sunday, teacher, thirsty, told, water

Replies: 3
Views: 1,314

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2008 05:28 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

Forum:
JOKES

just had some hail

Started by underfoot, 22nd October 2008 05:42 AM

bird, boiling, clouds, coming, critters, dead, green, hail, hit, mustardy, noise, quick, quiet, reckon, shredded, smell, survive, telltale, tinge, underside, wild

Replies: 5
Views: 1,651

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th October 2008 02:41 AM; by Papa

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fleeing Taliban

Started by WoodJunky, 20th October 2008 07:36 PM

afghanistan, bigger, brother, buy, cold, continue, dead, desert, desperate, distance, east, fleeing, hate, hill, hours, ice, jewish, lovely, matter, miles, muttering, restaurant, selling, shalom, staggered, stand, taliban, tie, ties, water

Replies: 0
Views: 1,031

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th October 2008 07:36 PM; by WoodJunky

Forum:
JOKES

Romantic first line

Started by wheelinround, 31st August 2008 10:08 AM

0px;, amorous, bag, beautiful, blue, bowls, breath, dead, embrace;, empty, feel, feelings, head, hell, inspired, lies, lime, line, love, rhyme, romantic, roses, smell, stepped, sugar, sweet, telling, violets, vodka, wilting

Replies: 4
Views: 1,738

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2008 08:18 PM; by Ozkaban

Forum:
JOKES

I'm back

Started by Calm, 17th August 2008 09:50 AM

allan, bobs, calf, chains, chance, computer, cow, day, day.2tsup2tsup, dead, finally, forum, frustrating, hardest, hope, hours, life, looked, medd, occured, poor, pulled, reckon, saviour, shut, stage, throw, time, torture, worth

Replies: 6
Views: 1,665

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th August 2008 08:12 PM; by Christopha

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

The bank robber.

Started by issatree, 12th August 2008 08:56 PM

bag, balaclava, bank, chap, counter, dead, husband, lady, left, money, pulls, rob, robber, shoots, stands, street

Replies: 0
Views: 1,095

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th August 2008 08:56 PM; by issatree

Forum:
JOKES

Member Look A likes

Started by wheelinround, 14th June 2008 05:07 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

dead, fellow, forumite, guess, likes, member, met, nottingham, photos, recieved, reffering, ringer, rolleyes, sherrif, week

Replies: 24
Views: 3,128

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th June 2008 07:56 PM; by Gingermick

Forum:
NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

In the jungle.

Started by munruben, 10th June 2008 05:18 PM

beat, bloody, club, dead, death, hell, jungle, kill, lion, pigmy, replies, standing, walking, yeah, yep, zulu

Replies: 2
Views: 1,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

Please type carefully

Started by Rodgera, 10th June 2008 06:07 AM

arrival, carefully, checked, day, dead, dearest, email, faint, family, fell, floor, grieving, hot, meet, memory, monitor, note, p.s, passed, piercing, planning, prepared, rushed, scream, screen, sound, tomorrow, type, widow, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,182

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th June 2008 06:07 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

On the road

Started by Rodgera, 8th June 2008 10:24 AM

attorney, bad, broad, business, car, copper, country, court, creamed, dead, defense, ditch, dog, driving, farm, feeling, hogs, hurt, life, looked, pullin, real, road, semi, shot, sided, suddenly, time, trailer, truck

Replies: 0
Views: 1,298

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th June 2008 10:24 AM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

School Photograph

Started by Rodgera, 7th June 2008 04:40 PM

buy, children, copy, dead, doctor, grown, jennifer;, lawyer, michael, nice, persuade, photograph, photographed, picture, rang, school, shes, teacher, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,111

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th June 2008 04:40 PM; by Rodgera

Forum:
JOKES

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