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50th Wedding anniversary

Started by QbnDusty, 25th September 2006 06:56 PM

50th, age, ago, anniverary, anniversary, arrived, car, church, couple, decided, drive, electric, fellow, fence, fences, fork, hedge, home, improved, local, love, memories, move, replied, road, savouring, stopped, visit, wandered, wedding

Replies: 0
Views: 1,670

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th September 2006 06:56 PM; by QbnDusty

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JOKES

Caravan wiring

Started by WazOz, 24th September 2006 05:20 AM

240v, advice, approach, brought, camp, campsite, caravan, check, cheeky, cheers, church, colour, contact, correct, critisize, fellowship, forthcoming, friend, harm, implications, impossible, multimeter, nice, nigh, practical, regs, sparky, van, wires, wiring

Replies: 0
Views: 4,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th September 2006 05:20 AM; by WazOz

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

The silent Fart

Started by bennylaird, 19th July 2006 11:28 AM

aid, attending, battery, church, couple, elderly, fart, halfway, hearing, husband, leans, replies, services, silent

Replies: 1
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th July 2006 08:31 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

Father I have sinned....

Started by rtfarty, 15th July 2006 09:15 AM

aisle, altar, boy, church, confession, confessional, dress, enters, fannie, father, front, green, hail, marys, month, months, priest, reflection, replies, sashays, sex, shoes, short, sinned, sinner, sits, slowly, week, whisperingly, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,176

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th July 2006 09:15 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

batteries

Started by Miltzy, 20th May 2006 11:09 AM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,761

Last Post By:: Last Post: 20th May 2006 11:09 AM; by Miltzy

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JOKES

singing in church

Started by Kev Y., 17th May 2006 08:12 PM

afraid, amazing, blood, church, congregation, cross, fell, grace, grandmother, hymn, memories, mind, minister, morning, nervously, pastor, power, preach, precious, sex, shock, silence, sing, singing, single, stood, sudden, sunday, total, word

Replies: 0
Views: 1,463

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th May 2006 08:12 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Leroy's Letter to God....

Started by rtfarty, 13th May 2006 08:16 AM

bike, birthday, boy, church, dear, deserved, dinner, friend, god, home, leroy, leroys, letter, looked, mom, mother, mum, plan, red, sad, send, signed, started, street, time, told, tore, true, walked, write

Replies: 0
Views: 1,446

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th May 2006 08:16 AM; by rtfarty

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JOKES

Church Hall Floor

Started by chrisp, 5th May 2006 05:03 PM

advice, appreciated, chairs, chris, church, completely, contention, determines, dragged, easiest, eek, existing, film, finish, floor, ganged, hall, intended, maintain, matter, mothers, penetrating, purpose, recommend, refinish, suitability, thread, understand, wax, worn

Replies: 12
Views: 2,667

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th May 2006 09:20 PM; by Larry McCully

Forum:
FLOORING

Heaven

Started by Phil Spencer, 11th March 2006 06:34 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,714

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2006 06:34 PM; by Phil Spencer

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JOKES

Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

Started by Cliff Rogers, 28th February 2006 03:23 PM

ago, beatrice, bowl, church, directions, disease, flu, found, ground, invited, miss, months, organ, organist, package, park, pastor, prevent, quaint, replied, resist, returned, sitting, spread, tea, walking, water, wet, winter, wonderful

Replies: 2
Views: 1,390

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2006 05:21 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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JOKES

A funeral never to be forgotten

Started by doug the slug, 16th January 2006 10:35 PM

attempts, attending, australias, birds, blood, bravest, bundaberg, bundabergs, church, churches, col, committed, excelled, familywere, finest, forgotten, funeral, impact, largest, obvious, pens, poultry, realtive, salute, service, soldiers, sons, soul, steal, supported

Replies: 11
Views: 2,202

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th January 2006 08:42 PM; by Auld Bassoon

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Satans Visit

Started by Neo, 11th January 2006 01:51 PM

afraid, afraid?”, ain’t.”, aren’t, calmly, church, doubt, front, kill, married, me?”, perturbed, realise, replied, returned, satan, satans, sister, started, tone, visit, word?”, years.”, “been, “did, “don’t, “nope, “nope.”, “well

Replies: 0
Views: 1,129

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th January 2006 01:51 PM; by Neo

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JOKES

:)

Started by Christopha, 13th October 2005 02:39 PM

church, churchs, defend, deny, emphatically, evening, explain, feared, front, george, gossip, home, house, left, maintain, mildreds, mistake, moment, monitor, night, parked, peoples, quietly, self-appointed, silence, stared, told, ute, walked, words

Replies: 0
Views: 1,145

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th October 2005 02:39 PM; by Christopha

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JOKES

Dark in Here

Started by Geoff Dean, 30th September 2005 11:22 AM

$250, baseball, booth, boy, catch, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, crap, dark, door, father, friends, game, glove, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, start, terrible

Replies: 0
Views: 1,623

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th September 2005 11:22 AM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

Reputation Points Upgrade

Started by Ashore, 15th August 2005 11:32 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

451, approvel, bright, brown, church, colour, day, dots, farts, green, infinity, infomation, knowing, magnificent, moderators, pew, pick, points, pts, question, reputation, sit, stops, suggest, upgrade, useless, wise, wondered

Replies: 15
Views: 3,161

Last Post By:: Last Post: 16th August 2005 06:22 PM; by Ashore

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FORUMS INFO, HELP, DISCUSSION & FEEDBACK

How to get to heaven

Started by DaveInOz, 4th August 2005 02:40 PM

animals, answered, boy, bursting, car, children, church, class, concept, continued, dead, five-year-old, fun, garage, gotta, heaven, hey, house, husband, loved, money, neat, pride, sale, school, shouted, smile, sold, starting, sweets

Replies: 5
Views: 2,466

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th August 2005 11:52 PM; by JDarvall

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JOKES

Abstaining

Started by Shaty40, 8th April 2005 12:43 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,549

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th April 2005 02:59 PM; by DaveInOz

Forum:
JOKES

Chinese proverbs

Started by Christopha, 22nd December 2004 11:01 PM

bound, build, car, catch, change, chinese, church, crabs, crib, day, determine, drive, earth, elevator, fart, fill, hell, midget, nails, night, pew, piece, proverbs, run, screw, sit, smell, stand, war, wife

Replies: 11
Views: 1,898

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th December 2004 10:01 AM; by Wongo

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JOKES

Red Lacquer

Started by JDS, 16th November 2004 10:04 PM

achieving, advice, appreciated, carved, chests, chinese, church, cross, current, decided, deep, double, envisaged, finish, finishing, friend, hall, hand, holder, iron, lacquer, lot, nice, pine, red, replace, school, treated, whiz, wrought

Replies: 4
Views: 2,301

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th November 2004 11:04 PM; by JDS

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FINISHING

LAst Rites

Started by Kev Y., 5th September 2004 05:46 PM

age, agrees, avenue, brings, catholic, checks, church, comfort, crowd, dying, friday, gasps, gathers, injured, kneels, lay, leans, listen, litany, living, marys, night, octogenarian, policeman, priest, rites, sidewalk, solemn, spectators, voice

Replies: 0
Views: 1,649

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th September 2004 05:46 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

Honeymooners

Started by BigPop, 26th August 2004 11:38 PM

Replies: 1
Views: 1,459

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2004 01:14 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Irish Toast

Started by silentC, 21st July 2004 04:13 PM

asleep, aye, bit, chuckled, church, corner, ears, fell, hoisted, home, irish, john, leeringly, life, mary, meself, night, oreilly, prize, pub, pull, rest, sitting, spending, surprised, time, toast, told, wife, won

Replies: 4
Views: 1,599

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st July 2004 07:54 PM; by Driver

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JOKES

The Devil

Started by Geoff Dean, 14th April 2004 01:39 PM

afraid, agony, calm, calmly, church, devil, doubt, eternity, front, horrifying, kill, married, minute, nope, persisted, perturbed, physical, presence, profound, realize, replied, reply, returned, satan, screaming, sister, started, tone, word, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,514

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th April 2004 01:39 PM; by Geoff Dean

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JOKES

More Godbotherers

Started by Christopha, 29th March 2004 06:57 PM

afraid, answered, bucket, church, clancy, confessional, confessions, doubled, drive-thru, elderly, father, flashing, front, godbotherers, hell, ideas, murphy, neon, pleased, priest, protested, replied, roof, seats, sign, son, stay, theater, toot, youth

Replies: 5
Views: 2,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd April 2004 09:55 PM; by Caliban

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JOKES

Microsoft Buys The Vatican

Started by DPB, 1st April 2004 10:16 AM

acquire, announcement, buys, catholic, catholicism, christianity, church, churchs, combined, companys, computer, father, gates, home, john, market, microsoft, microsofts, novello, on-line, paul, people, peters, pope, religion, religious, senior, software, time, vatican

Replies: 0
Views: 1,863

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st April 2004 10:16 AM; by DPB

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JOKES

Not Welcome

Started by craigb, 30th January 2004 09:50 AM

abstain, admitted, afternoon, bible, bunnings, carnal, church, cold, couple, hanging, head, lust, managed, means, minds, month, overcome, paint, pastor, prayer, reached, reading, sex, shamefacedly.you, showers, stated, unbearable, understand, week, wife

Replies: 3
Views: 1,737

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2004 04:03 PM; by Sturdee

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JOKES

Save our church $50,000

Started by steveschiff, 31st October 2003 01:19 AM

$50, 000, accurate, advice, antiques, beautiful, catastrophe, church, confused, dry, expert, finishes, force, future, hundreds, info, lose, oak, project, re-finished, refinising, retain, risk, save, spend, told, trouble, warns, wood

Replies: 6
Views: 2,966

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st October 2003 10:16 PM; by kenmil

Forum:
FINISHING

Drunk + Priest

Started by Gino, 13th December 2002 12:58 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, catholic, church, confession, coughed, drunk, drunken, final, finally, knocked, knockin, mate, paper, priest, replied, sat, speak, staggered, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,411

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th December 2002 12:58 PM; by Gino

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JOKES

confession

Started by Rod Smith, 19th March 2002 02:06 PM

Replies: 0
Views: 1,178

Last Post By:: Last Post: 19th March 2002 02:06 PM; by Rod Smith

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JOKES

another drunk

Started by Kev Y., 26th February 2002 10:25 PM

attempt, attention, attract, bewildered, box, church, confessional, coughs, drunk, final, finally, knocking, knocks, paper, priest, replies, sits, speak, staggers, times, wall

Replies: 0
Views: 1,486

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th February 2002 10:25 PM; by Kev Y.

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JOKES

After church

Started by coastie, 13th February 2002 10:10 PM

,havent, bowl, church, cold, condom, day, disease, floating, home, jones, miss, months, notice.what, organ, picked, prevention, reason, repliesi, reverend, shocked, sipping, sniffle, spinsterexcuse, taking, top, wonders, wriiten

Replies: 1
Views: 1,699

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2002 08:00 AM; by ubeaut

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JOKES

Nun

Started by Iain, 5th July 2001 02:51 PM

agrees, anal, answer, begins, bus, cemetery, church, dressed, driver, finishes, god, heard, hiding, hippie, jumped, jumps, married, mask, midnight, nun, prayers, praying, rips, sex, shouts, stands, starts, tuesday, virginity

Replies: 0
Views: 1,197

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th July 2001 02:51 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

Dark In Here

Started by DonN, 7th February 2001 05:38 AM

$100.00, baseball, booth, boy, church, closes, closet, confess, confession, cost, dads, dark, door, father, friends, home, husband, lover, makes, overcharge, priest, sell, sit, sold, son, start, takes, terrible, toss, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,684

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th February 2001 05:38 AM; by DonN

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JOKES

Queenscliffe Exhibition

Started by Jim Carroll, 26th January 2001 09:11 AM

10am, 1132, 1pm, 24th, 29th, 5251, 5pm, annual, boat, building, church, daily, demonstrations, district, exhibition, furniture, hand, information, jack, january, phone, queenscliff, queenscliffe, sale.model, sunday, uniting, woodturning, woodworkers

Replies: 0
Views: 1,762

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th January 2001 09:11 AM; by Jim Carroll

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EVENTS

Give the Devil his due

Started by John Saxton, 17th September 2000 02:17 AM

48years, afraid, bit, calmly, church, confused, devil, elderly, enemy, gentleman, infuriated, johnno, married, morning, nope, perturbed, presence, replied, satan, sister, started, town, ultimate, walked, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,426

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th September 2000 02:17 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

Blessed are they................

Started by Iain, 2nd September 2000 12:22 PM

alive, blessed, buggers, church, collars, comment, dear, dinner, dirty, embarrassment, front, grandfather, mark, opposite, parties, pretty, priests, remember, scandal, sex, source, trousers, unsainted, wear, wearing

Replies: 0
Views: 1,362

Last Post By:: Last Post: 2nd September 2000 12:22 PM; by Iain

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JOKES

The only way to go

Started by John Saxton, 10th August 2000 01:46 AM

agent, arrived, avaricious, bedroom.as, behaviour, church, died, dying.he, entered, finally, held, home, indication, johnno, lawyer, mustered, preacher, puzzled;, remembered, seats, sermons, squirm, strength, thieves, touched, ushered

Replies: 0
Views: 1,418

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th August 2000 01:46 AM; by John Saxton

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JOKES

One For the Farmers!

Started by Shane Watson, 14th March 2000 05:53 PM

140, 430, acres, attorney, attorneys, beat, church, conversation, day-voices, deere, divorce, exasperated, farmer, farmers, file, finally, grounds, grudge, interview, john, meaningful, office, park, sir, suit, understand, walked, wear, wife, yea

Replies: 0
Views: 1,766

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2000 05:53 PM; by Shane Watson

Forum:
JOKES

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50th Wedding anniversary

Caravan wiring

The silent Fart

Father I have sinned....

batteries

singing in church

Leroy's Letter to God....

Church Hall Floor

Heaven

Miss Beatrice, the church organist.

A funeral never to be forgotten

Satans Visit

:)

Dark in Here

Reputation Points Upgrade

How to get to heaven

Abstaining

Chinese proverbs

Red Lacquer

LAst Rites

Honeymooners

Irish Toast

The Devil

More Godbotherers

Microsoft Buys The Vatican

Not Welcome

Save our church $50,000

Drunk + Priest

confession

another drunk

After church

Nun

Dark In Here

Queenscliffe Exhibition

Give the Devil his due

Blessed are they................

The only way to go

One For the Farmers!