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Missed train

Started by Allan at Wallan, 28th March 2008 08:23 PM

allan, arm, balance, bet, brawny, calendar, caught, found, guard, guards, john, jumped, legs, missed, months, munruben, overtime, passing, platform, poor, reached, rear, replied, shortly, snatched, stationmaster, stole, stop, train, van

Replies: 6
Views: 1,778

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th March 2008 10:50 AM; by munruben

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JOKES

Whopping big fish

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th March 2008 11:55 AM

absolute, allan, big, calendar, carry, caught, fish, fishing, heavy, home, impressive, kmart, months, photo, processor, ray, recently, scales, stole, whopper, whopping

Replies: 1
Views: 1,259

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th March 2008 03:59 PM; by Bluegum

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JOKES

How do you tell?

Started by Ian Smith, 7th March 2008 11:13 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

addressing, bit, books, btw, caught, clue, clues, couple, days, female, forum, gent, girl, ian, madrat, male, mind, non-gender, past, personal, posting, read, referred, response, signature, specific, stumbled, suppose, tailor, wolffie

Replies: 16
Views: 3,292

Last Post By:: Last Post: 10th March 2008 02:44 PM; by Bleedin Thumb

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

Old Woody

Started by MICKYG, 28th February 2008 08:28 PM

ambulance, arrived, burglars, called, cars, caught, doors, fellow, hung, hurry, informed, locked, minute, minutes, nap, officers, phone, police, red-handed, replied.ddrolleyes, shot, sofa, stealing, theives, tools, truck, waited, woodie, woody, yeh

Replies: 1
Views: 1,479

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2008 09:52 PM; by Sleeping Dog

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JOKES

Church views

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd February 2008 03:08 PM

allan, barry, bloke, bottom, calendar, caught, cheeks, church, dress, experience, eye, front, john, knees, lady, leaning, months, noticed, pew, prayer, pulled, pushing, reached, started, stole, views, whacked, whilst, woman, yesterday

Replies: 3
Views: 1,758

Last Post By:: Last Post: 22nd February 2008 04:38 PM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Scrapheap Challenge

Started by Fuzzie, 17th February 2008 10:46 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abc2, army, balmy, called, catch, caught, challenge, dinner, drivel, enjoyable, episode, guide, night, recall, saturday, scrapheap, skim, usual, week

Replies: 15
Views: 2,933

Last Post By:: Last Post: 21st February 2008 08:18 AM; by HappyHammer

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Fishing around.

Started by Allan at Wallan, 14th February 2008 03:14 PM

allan, bait, barry, calendar, cans, caught, crook, eating, fish, fishing, john, knocking, lake, months, munruben, object, outing, stole

Replies: 0
Views: 1,285

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th February 2008 03:14 PM; by Allan at Wallan

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JOKES

The pig and the ute..

Started by Toyboy, 5th February 2008 12:43 AM

accident, bit, boss, call, caught, damage, drag, drongo, head, hey, hit, huge, jimmy, kickin, motorbike, owner, pig, receives, replies, rifle, seat, shoot, somethin, squealin, station, suspension, terrible, uhf, ute

Replies: 0
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th February 2008 12:43 AM; by Toyboy

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JOKES

Poachin' Fish

Started by Rodgera, 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM

$500, agreed, approached, beauts, caught, cooking, decided, fish, fishin, fishing, frying, game, glancing, happen, howdy, huh, lot, meal, mitch, nodded, pack, pan, poachin, poaching, puzzled, real, sign, walked, warden, yep

Replies: 0
Views: 1,024

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd February 2008 11:56 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

Jean Squeeze

Started by Rodgera, 29th January 2008 02:20 PM

added, blue, caught, dear, flu, gained, garage, honey, house, husband, jean, jeans, kilos, nights, noticeable, pair, replied, sleeping, squeeze, squeezed, weight, woman, wondering

Replies: 0
Views: 1,022

Last Post By:: Last Post: 29th January 2008 02:20 PM; by Rodgera

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JOKES

End of retirement...

Started by Shedhand, 22nd December 2007 12:43 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

2008, 2tsup, 4th, bit, bloody, brother, builder, cancer, caught, daughter, died, drip, end, extension, federal, flooded, gonna, grace, granddaughter, home, howard, isabella, jan, job, john, kill, mum, retirement, shed, time

Replies: 18
Views: 3,214

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th December 2007 09:28 AM; by Shedhand

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Hatches, Matches & Dispatches. Birthday greetings and other Touchie-feelie stuff.

a day in the life....

Started by Clinton1, 4th December 2007 04:49 PM

animal, base, body, camp, carry, caught, dam, day, dogs, guys, language, lassoo, life, local, martina, mention, meter, morning, mythology, pen, photo, pretty, refugee, sacred, shared, stray, strong, tie, walk, weigh

Replies: 4
Views: 1,429

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th December 2007 10:03 AM; by wheelinround

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Water Filtration ripoff. Don't get caught

Started by woodbe, 2nd December 2007 12:23 PM

bit, bottle, bought, business, canister, carbon, caught, cost, filter, filtration, found, google, huge, internets, nice, paper, power, range, re-fillable, refill, ripoff, ships, shop, speaking, system, tank, tasmania, time, walking, water

Replies: 13
Views: 2,740

Last Post By:: Last Post: 3rd December 2007 01:53 PM; by silentC

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PLUMBING, ELECTRICAL, HEATING, COOLING, etc

Man with one arm

Started by fenderbelly, 18th November 2007 05:20 PM

arm, arms, caught, closer, commit, dancing, day, decided, glad, guy, happy, happy;, heels, hurried, itches, kicking, kill, life, lost, man, saving, sidewalk, skipping, suicide, thanked, told, top, ugly, useless, whistling

Replies: 0
Views: 1,162

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th November 2007 05:20 PM; by fenderbelly

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JOKES

Man smart - Woman smarter

Started by BazzaDLB, 8th November 2007 08:15 PM

arrangements, blue, bluegill, box, caught, finalised, fish, fishing, funeral, home, house, husband, lots, man, opportunity, pack, promotion, pyjamas, replied, salmon, silk, smart, smarter, swordfish, tired, week, weekend, welcomed, wife, woman

Replies: 0
Views: 1,017

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th November 2007 08:15 PM; by BazzaDLB

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JOKES

Snow bound

Started by munruben, 30th October 2007 11:56 AM

advice, alright, blizzard, bound, car, caught, conditions, continue, daddys, driver, feel, fine, follow, home, k-mart, lot, parking, passed, plow, roll, sat, signaled, snow, snowplow, stopped, surprised, time, told, window, wondered

Replies: 2
Views: 1,224

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th October 2007 02:40 PM; by munruben

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JOKES

Ebay woes

Started by Burnsy, 29th August 2007 09:27 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

140, ball, caught, cleared, compaint, day, ebay, heard, light, lives, lodging, lucas, meassages, money, mount, odd, phone, planes, received, rolling, sending, start, successful, system, tamborine, transactions, unable, week, weeks, woes

Replies: 29
Views: 5,069

Last Post By:: Last Post: 26th October 2007 11:55 AM; by DJ’s Timber

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HAVE YOUR SAY

What's the view out of your window

Started by billbeee, 3rd October 2007 08:31 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

catch, caught, circle, close, complete, day, feet, frill, idly, land, lizards, mates, mood, morning, moving, neck, office/shed, palm, resident, senses, sight, starting, times, tree, trees, view, walked, walks, window, wonderful

Replies: 17
Views: 3,351

Last Post By:: Last Post: 8th October 2007 05:46 PM; by Skew ChiDAMN!!

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

An Aussie Poem

Started by Groggy, 13th September 2007 12:37 PM

aussie, bank, bloody, caught, check, cocky, dam, ewe, fleece, hang, hed, hide, hot, jocks, local, poem, puffed, ran, rep, round, rule, run, safe, shed, spot, stock, stopped, stuffed, water, wet

Replies: 9
Views: 1,655

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th September 2007 10:06 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Grandma

Started by munruben, 31st August 2007 10:59 AM

Replies: 3
Views: 1,332

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st September 2007 10:57 PM; by Buzza

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Moved: Cow rapist caught

Started by Gingermick, 30th August 2007 09:36 PM

Replies: -
Views: -

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th August 2007 07:47 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Panel lifter sheet size

Started by Ronaldo451, 16th August 2007 11:56 AM

1200, acrobatics, caught, ceiling, chiropractor, costs, guys, handled, hire, installing, ladders, largest, lift, lifter, manually, panel, past, person, props, ron, save, sheet, sheets, single, size, sorts, time, wide

Replies: 5
Views: 3,355

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th August 2007 10:10 AM; by Ronaldo451

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PLASTERING

Glass eye

Started by Allan at Wallan, 22nd August 2007 08:31 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

accidentally, allan, appreciative, attractive, caught, coffee, dying, enjoying, evening, events, eye, fantastic, friendly, girl, glass, hope, invited, join, joke, meal, meet, popped, replied, restaurant, returning, single, time, tonight, worried, wow

Replies: 17
Views: 3,144

Last Post By:: Last Post: 24th August 2007 09:47 AM; by wheelinround

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JOKES

Name Dropping

Started by wheelinround, 15th August 2007 03:16 PM

4 Pages •: 1 2 3 4

1960s, car, caught, colin, dropping, famous, farnham, fight, fountain, horse, john, kitchen, mate, mates, meet, peter, picked, pool, race, raindrop, school, shyte, studio, sydney, time, turfed, walking, water, wife, yrs

Replies: 47
Views: 4,423

Last Post By:: Last Post: 17th August 2007 10:30 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Sorry

Started by ozwinner, 12th August 2007 06:22 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

2tsup, admin, apologise, baby, blista, bodgy, bought, business, caught, daehkcid, down.--, drink, figure, forum, freakin, fun, happen, hasta, idiot, letting, life, mod, mod/admin, neil, robbo, stress, team, touch, type, unwashed

Replies: 69
Views: 6,917

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th August 2007 06:11 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Painful Moments

Started by Allan at Wallan, 3rd August 2007 12:16 AM

allan, bent, broken, caught, chain, chap, comparing, dying, evening, gee, hope, horse, moment, moments, painful, possessions, prized, rabbit, ran, replied, responded, setting, stood, time, timers, toe, trap, traps, worried

Replies: 2
Views: 1,773

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th August 2007 10:37 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

Forum:
JOKES

Flooding in Newcastle

Started by Purpleheart, 8th June 2007 11:37 PM

abandoned, arvo, bloody, cars, caught, doesent, drivers, earthquakes, flooded, flooding, front, garage, happy, hell, inches, jan, newcastle, pretty, reminds, safety, scary, sheds, stalled, storage, strewen, stuff, stupid, wade, water, workshop

Replies: 14
Views: 2,238

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th June 2007 05:34 PM; by Purpleheart

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

What fish is that?

Started by keith53, 7th June 2005 01:17 PM

breed, caught, divided, fish, fraser, island, opinion, recently, reef, snapper, southern, tastes, wife

Replies: 12
Views: 3,461

Last Post By:: Last Post: 23rd April 2007 09:38 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Angle Grinders and Gloves

Started by ramonski72, 21st March 2007 07:18 PM

5 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5

angle, caught, dangerous, feasible, fingers, glove, gloves, grinder, grinders, guys, kit, leather, pinch, practice, recently, rotating, safe, told, worn

Replies: 61
Views: 23,828

Last Post By:: Last Post: 18th April 2007 10:37 PM; by toddles

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SAFETY

Easy to see how one can get caught....

Started by Landseka, 10th March 2007 10:38 PM

bed, camp, caught, clip, creek, creeks, day, dry, earlier, easy, flooded, foolish, guy, http://tinyurl.com/26umvt, neil, nsw, people, raging, stop, storm, time, understand, upstream, video

Replies: 1
Views: 1,134

Last Post By:: Last Post: 11th March 2007 10:54 AM; by AlexS

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Creative mounting of cut off wheels

Started by BobL, 27th February 2007 12:35 AM

abrasive, abrasives, agree, articles, caught, cheers, creative, cut, cutting, eye, mounting, necessarily, norton, people, safety, set, wheels

Replies: 8
Views: 2,175

Last Post By:: Last Post: 28th February 2007 11:18 AM; by soundman

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SAFETY

20 Years

Started by tameriska, 6th February 2007 11:04 AM

baffled, bed, caught, choices, corner, crouched, downstairs, facing, father, hear, house, husband, looked, marry, middle, missing, muffled, night, prison, remember, replied, sobbing, sound, spend, stillness, wall, woke, woman, wrong, years

Replies: 0
Views: 1,598

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th February 2007 11:04 AM; by tameriska

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JOKES

One for the entomologists

Started by silentC, 19th January 2007 03:01 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

abdomen, awhile, banged, buzzing, caught, couple, disappeared, dropped, entomologists, flew, found, ground, handle, happening, head, hole, home, notice, objecting, past, pull, push, spider, start, stuff, times, wasp, watched, watching, window

Replies: 15
Views: 2,805

Last Post By:: Last Post: 31st January 2007 08:06 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Suppressed

Started by fred.n, 29th January 2007 05:12 PM

Replies: 5
Views: 1,310

Last Post By:: Last Post: 30th January 2007 06:40 PM; by fred.n

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

I have returned

Started by BobR, 14th January 2007 08:32 PM

barristers, behaviour, blackwood, book, boxes, caught, christmas, crabs, delicious, dispenser, drawers, finished, fishing, lots, maintaining, moment, mud, paper, ready, returned, returning, rolleyes, set, stabilising, standard, start, timber, towel, week, workshop

Replies: 2
Views: 1,397

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th January 2007 08:51 PM; by echnidna

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Are public servants allowed to lie?

Started by journeyman Mick, 7th January 2007 11:58 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

activities, allowed, arguements, backside, bare, body, booted, caught, document, doubt, faced, government, hapens, importantly, lie, lie.o, lying, mick, person, proves, public, request, rolleyes, sake, scrutinised, servants, shortcomings, told, unsatisfactory, volunteers

Replies: 29
Views: 3,658

Last Post By:: Last Post: 12th January 2007 09:33 AM; by coastie

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Junk Mail

Started by Zed, 4th January 2007 12:42 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aged, caught, cheers, crap, deal, ferk, hey, imbecile, imbecilic, junk, law, leaving, mail, mailbox, middle, morning, moron, paper, pieces, poppycock, religious, respect, rubbish, sez, sign, suffocate, supersticious, thier, week, zed

Replies: 23
Views: 4,320

Last Post By:: Last Post: 5th January 2007 12:32 PM; by Cliff Rogers

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Surf Fishing...tip or hints?

Started by martrix, 3rd January 2007 10:44 PM

beach, catch, catching, caught, cold, combo, days, fishing, fishingtip, heading, hints, pic, post, promise, rig, success, surf, thatrolleyes, tip, tips, yello

Replies: 8
Views: 2,510

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th January 2007 11:06 AM; by Bleedin Thumb

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

kicked by a horse

Started by ROB NZ, 19th December 2006 08:04 PM

broken, caught, cautionary, cheers, christmas, dangerous, hand, horse, horses, kicked, knocked, lip, lucky, messages, middle, o.k, pride, rob, shattered, shielded, solicited, splinted, split, sympathy, tale, uncomfortable, wishes, woodies, wrist, xrayed

Replies: 12
Views: 2,376

Last Post By:: Last Post: 1st January 2007 01:12 AM; by Farm boy

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SAFETY

Kyogle rock throwers

Started by Farm boy, 13th December 2006 08:57 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

#####, addresses, bill, board, caught, cheers, crew, decided, greg, hear, hey, informed, jake, kids, kyogle, morning, parents, police, repair, rock, rocks, school, schools, throw, throwers, train, unfortunatually, windscreen, windscreenseek, winging

Replies: 16
Views: 2,935

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th December 2006 01:36 PM; by bennylaird

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Dog on Wheels

Started by Wood Borer, 1st December 2006 11:18 AM

25kms, bike, bikes, caught, check, dog, downhill, drink, hill, inside, literally, looked, lost, mailbox, mansfield, morning, planes, push, riding, sniffing, temporary, thirsty, thousands, wheels, workshop

Replies: 13
Views: 2,458

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 06:06 PM; by oges

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Oh dear, the after effects....

Started by Gumby, 3rd December 2006 09:32 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

apparently, bed, bench, biscuit, bottle, bum, caught, check, cool, count, dear, dog, double, effects, females, laundry, local, night, pretty, quick, revealed, sniffing, spayed, tablet, tablets, understand, urge, wife, worried, xmas

Replies: 23
Views: 3,379

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th December 2006 02:12 PM; by Howdya do that

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Caught trying to break into our place

Started by MajorPanic, 10th November 2006 08:23 PM

2 Pages •: 1 2

allowed, break, bugger, caught, class, closeness, coming, cool, cute, door, ensconced, figure, frosted, guiding, gum, heavy, human, laundry, outline, pat, place, property, quickly, rear, red-handed, scratching, trees

Replies: 21
Views: 2,964

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th November 2006 08:16 PM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Speak English fat pig.

Started by Wongo, 12th November 2006 11:29 PM

40s, bad, bought, bus, caught, centre, cheesed, chinese”, day, english, fat, feeling, lady, lady.mad, left, lunch, mind, others?mad, pig, reason, said.d, shopping, speak, terrible, title, train, walked, walking, woman, words

Replies: 11
Views: 1,615

Last Post By:: Last Post: 13th November 2006 08:51 PM; by bsrlee

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Melbourne Cup

Started by Felder, 5th November 2006 08:59 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

aback, australians, bloke, caught, chance, cup, due, eek, favourite, heavy, horse, idea, importantly, late, listen, melbourne, news, november, outsider, race, races, radio, rundown, running, sunrise, talking, time, tuesday, win, workload

Replies: 22
Views: 2,971

Last Post By:: Last Post: 7th November 2006 06:55 PM; by Paul B

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Keep an Eye Out

Started by Phil Spencer, 26th September 2006 09:24 AM

2 Pages •: 1 2

caught, chicken, concern, continued, cow, crack, eye, farmer, farmers, farmyard, feed, fever, friends, head, house, looked, meat, mouse, mousetrap, neighbors, pig, remember, returned, rushed, sadness, sit, snake, sound, wall, wife

Replies: 20
Views: 3,015

Last Post By:: Last Post: 6th October 2006 11:59 AM; by AlexS

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JOKES

Flogging to good for some

Started by Lignum, 22nd July 2006 11:07 AM

6 Pages •: 1 2 3 4 5 6

beloved, bolted, caught, commodore, completly, condition, explosions, flamesmad, flogging, good, immaculate, morning, start, themmad, weekend, woke

Replies: 80
Views: 10,387

Last Post By:: Last Post: 4th October 2006 10:15 PM; by Groggy

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HAVE YOUR SAY

Speeding Excuse

Started by rod@plasterbrok, 15th August 2006 08:40 PM

ago, bat, bring, car, caught, cop, deceided, driver, excuse, freeway, heard, hell, knock, miles, minute, officer, police, policeman, pulled, racing, ran, realized, replied, road, run, speeding, time, warning, weeks, wife

Replies: 0
Views: 1,228

Last Post By:: Last Post: 15th August 2006 08:40 PM; by rod@plasterbrok

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JOKES

I caught a fish today

Started by JDarvall, 12th August 2006 10:13 PM

#####, bastards, beach, biggest, catch, catching, caught, evens, fish, guts, handle, hanging, hooked, jake, mad, mate, nauseus, reeling, seasick, snapper, spewed, started, stick, swells, today, undersized, waving, whilst, whiting, yelling

Replies: 13
Views: 1,965

Last Post By:: Last Post: 14th August 2006 08:53 AM; by Iain

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NOTHING AT ALL TO DO WITH RENOVATION

Great Chimp-tation Q7 : "Ferkin' Mondays!"

Started by Zed, 24th July 2006 09:11 AM

called, caught, chimp-tation, chimptation, consequence, day, disease, ferkin, ferkin mondays, great, happened, liking, matter, minds, monday, mondays, regularly, sang, stormy, subject, thier, touch

Replies: 3
Views: 1,664

Last Post By:: Last Post: 25th July 2006 08:22 AM; by Zed

Forum:
Woodies Quiz Forum

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